LET'S GO GAME NIGHT WHEN
I'm honestly up for that.
Nice try, cucky bazinga. You won't trick me again.
I was going to call you shill but if /v/ actually does this them i'm in.
>when your game is so bad you literally have to give it away for three
>Lawbreakers F2P game night
That actually sounds kinda fun
Yeah Cliff let's do it
NO FUCK YOU PLAY THE GAME
I'm using VPN so my ID might have changed, I'm not trying to samefag otherwise
If there isn't any bullshit DRM, then I'm totally down to play this weekend.
Nah he's actually giving it away for zero.
Actually no. This shit is 40 gigs.
They should change the name considering they're offering a legal five finger discount.
Nah lets play radical heights instead.
>requires "Boss Key Account" to play
Never mind. Stay away from this.
A friend of mine just linked me that and we are actually willing to check it, and a game night with you autists sounds fun
>That download size
No. Not even ironically, even if it's free.
>40GB of Raw POZ
So close Cliffy, so close.
Get with the times, gramps.
Was his closing the studio Boss Key Productions a trick to make you play Lawbreakers?
>F2P boosted lawbreakers player base by %170
It is still only 17 people.
>not using 4dimensional hyperimages
The game is 40 gb nigger
>having third world internet
>not being able to take the full HIV infected horse cumshot straight up the ass
>I laugh at only 17 players after F2P
>This nigger goes on about 40gb
The fuck? Your reply made no sense you fucking idiot.
>paying to shitpost on cambodian basket-weaving forums
Ah fuck it, I'll take the plunge.
Actually third world internet is better than first world. Or maybe I'm talking second world, either way first world internet is garbage due to ISP monopoly.
17 PLAYERS WE DID IT REDDIT
TFW 3rd world does not have Comcast. 3rd world has better internet.
WE WUZ DEVS AND SHIEEEEEEEEET
The only way I'd play this steaming pile of trash is if it's free, so at least I'll waste disk space on trying it for fifteen minutes and then throwing it away. /v/ game night - steamfag edition, anyone? Might be fun in the way that leaves a taste of bile in your mouth afterwards.
The game is actually half the size at only 20gb. Not as bloated as we thought. Apparently, the serbs are shutting down soon too, so this will be the last chance to play this failure.
I've been in matchmaking for the last 2 minutes..
There's something special about this clip that'll always make it timeless.
I mean think about it, what is there to lose? The most anyone would give whats-his-face is the happiness that someone decided to try out his dead game for like a single second and then go back to his downward spiral of getting cucked.
I'd be ok for a gamenight, although 35 Gigs is way too much for that shitty game.
>inb4 blizzonkus made it an aggressive dataminer or stuck a coin miner in it
Ironically funded by Comcast and its government subsidizers.
We should send an invitation to Cliffy!
Can you have your own server in this game?
If yes then we invite Cliffy and then ban him.
>finally get a game going
>be sassy diversity
>have only one weapon
>have only one ability
>and a shitty ultimate that puts me out of bounds and I die
>POSTPROCESSING everywhere, blurry as shit even with FXAA disabled
>no one talks, ask them "HELLO REDDIT DAE HATE TRUMP" and they're all just silent
wew this is awful.
>characters so gender neutral chromosomes fly around
>using nvidia GPUs as guns
What the hell is that guy wearing over his eyes?
if it wasnt a massive waste of memory I'd download it
It also doesn't help that the art direction is inexistant, it's a bunch of UE4 prefabs and overdesigned characters.
Only one way to salvage it.
Map I just played didn't even have art direction, it was just an untextured arena. Everyone playing now seems to be there to make fun of the game. The first game I played earlier was probably with the actual lawlbreakers community who were just quiet, sad people.
It wasn't only that, the game is a trainwreck in all ways possible.
Nice try Cliff. You won't get me to download your DRM and inflate the final numbers on your game before it dies, so you can claim it had an "active player base right up until the end" and pad out your shit resume for when you. "Come back from retirement" again with your next scam studio .
🤔 What does that even mean? Is it an absurdist joke?
>Responding to hate with hate
I don't know, you tell me anon.
I dunno. It looks like it spells cuck to me. Cliffy ain't fooling anyone.
>Needing a fucking video with cringy homemade audio for a 3 second reaction gif
Trying too hard to be different.
wasn't fuck hate some cringey progressive group that trained their children to scream profanity at a camera?
Yes, yes they were, fucking degenerates.
Yeah, it's some group of child abusing degenerates, but that's most of the left these days.
So, for anyone who's installed and played the game by now, is it actually worth playing? Because it's 40 fucking gigabytes.
GenX marxists are a weird thing.
>someone here is ironically playing it
No anon, the game's community and playerbase is fucking dead.
Thanks for reminding me of that video's existence anon, I almost had it memory holed until you decided to re open that wound.
I'm usually down for a game night, but this game was shit on and died forever, for good reason. Balance is shit, certain characters are blatantly broken/worthless. I'm sure someone will post the screenshot.
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
It's weird when the satire is less extreme than reality.
No, it's shit. Even as a F2P, there's still no reason to play it instead of something like Paladins. It's for irony/meme use only.
Imagine a game with one singular decent idea immediately and absolutely squandered by incompetence and outright stubbornly bad decisions that would make a methhead feel better about themselves.
They certainly gave some consolation prize to those who paid to the game, didn't they?
Please, don't say they forgot the basic thing when making a game F2P that is giving something to the suckers who paid before.
>flying niggers goes F2P
I thought it already was.
yea why not, but you guys set this up
>complains about file size
>uses shitty outdated gif
>has far bigger file size
Good job, you're retarded.
Even if they had the money to make a consolation prize they wouldn't do it, because the players are fucking white males.
>the chad manspread
Unchecked privilege, raw ableist stance.
It's happening lads! When this trend continues, the entire human population will be playing this game within 24 hours.
This is why I don't want any of you faggots to play this game, we might just start an actual playerbase and community by mistake.
>hey guies lets play JUSTbreakers
Hey CuckyB, hows Radical Heights doing?
>Kotaku 2019 - LawBreakers, the new meeting ground of alt-right, white supremacists online
>not playing it to insult the existing community as they can't report you as they're desperate for players
The last time something like that happened it lead to bronies, do you really want to risk making another mistake like them?
>a new bronie-like group forms, but with trannies in place of horses
What if there's something worse than SJWs, trannies, and pedophiles, but we just haven't hit it yet!
/v/ night when?
There is always something worse. Just don your armor of contempt and know no fear.
its better only because they dont have a monthly cap, for now.
The stated goal of leftism is progress for the sake of progress, so you can fully expect them to spawn some unholy abomination a few years down the line unless they are gassed.
It's better because it's cheaper, faster and unlimited. Unless its fiber obviously, then it's just cheaper and faster.
i remember when evolve went F2P the fuckers that had hours unlocking/leveling shit got a reset, because fuck you
Do you think they'll become genuine chaos cultists?
Actually progress reset when going f2p is a sensible decision to some degree.
Unless someone here blows a couple 8 digits worth of paid shills I don't think we have anything to worry about.
The Shooter_Game.data stuff is for Radical Sheights, not Notakers.
DO IT YOU PUSSY
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING
YOU MADMAN, WE'LL HAVE
LAWBREAKER THREADS FOR MONTHS
>an actual playerbase and community by mistake.
>Kotaku - A bastion of progression and equal rights game Lawbreakers taken over by misogynists alt-right channers
Just think about all the gender neutral bathrooms that have been taken over!
so YOU'RE the faggot that reads youtube comments already posted on a video then reiterates the exact same fucking point in the comments again. You faggot.
My joke (>>14964856) is proprietary, bitch. PAY ME.
>do you really want to risk making another mistake like them?
>a progress whose sole purpose is to continue progressing
>perpetually pushing for acceptance of the latest frontier of sexual and social deviancy
>once their goal has been reached, its onto the next big thing
What I have done, now someone here will go out of their way just to make that a thing.
We need to stop this shit before it gets out of control.
No one here is playing Lawbreakers you autistic redhead.
Is this happening or what, niggers?
I want to dance on its grave, but I think we should wait feels like a trap
Anon please, it's not worth it, the playerbase will dry up by the time you finish downloading that game.
oh geez guys… what's this?
I never asked for this.
oh no. I hope Cliff denounces the community he helped foster.
This is a big mistake anon, I hope you know what you're doing.
Fam I've got 30gb left on my game HD and I'm not wasting it for justbreakers.
Well anons i have about 4TB of free storage right now, i'll download it just in case, you talk it out
God bless your soul anon, because you're probably gonna spend more time waiting to get into a server then actually playing the game.
What are you talking about, anon? There are clear, conclusive links between the weapons-obsessed death squads of the alt-right and their desire to taint everything they can get their hands on: childrens' cartoons, video games, you name it. Their depravity knows no bounds. Clifford must be brought to justice for helping to foster such wretches.
Keep up the good work.
I wonder how you're gonna use all that OC.
Best one so far
>not trading your Oldfag Points for a premium account
If you've been there for as little as 3 years you're set until 2020 at least.
They're a disease. They spread like cancer and get worse until they kill not only themselves but their host. So that's the endgame, they become death.
My oldfag points are too valuable to waste on something as simple as enhancing my 8chan experience.
CAN IT GET ANY WORSE FOR CLIFFY B??
His wife could leave him for his brother.
Fuck have to memed too hard? Stop it at once.
yeaaaah not gonna play this lol
>none of that $60 Jew propaganda garbage", said Cliff.
Why did you edit out his black sun and swastika tattoos?
I don't understand
How is this game still even up for sale now that they've gone bankrupt.
Add a gay flag somewhere on the armor.
The publisher is still in business.
The servers are run by dedicated players buying goodgoypoints.
You may think this is pathetic, but they just increased the player count by 293 times what it originally was.
LawBreakers GOTY 2018?
>293 times what it originally was.
That'd still be 0 then
That's still pretty fucking pathetic.
We're hitting levels of growth that shouldn't even be possible.
Meanwhile Quake Champions hit an all time peak recently.
it's still barely twice what Lawbreakers got so eat shit Bethesda
I've seen this stuff IRL. they indicate mixed bathroom. not trans or genderfluid shit
Its called unisex bathroom and it existed for a long time.
He means that all bathrooms are unisex, not just special ones.
The fuck happened to cuckyB? he's gone full JUST
This is what happens when all your games fail anon, you become a cuck with no dignity or pride.
My download finished and i just played a round, what a piece of shit this game is
>everything is completely unpolished
>movement is erratic as fuck
>Even at 100% resolution scaling the UI looks weirdly upscaled and blurry as fuck
>total volume to 1% leaves some sound effects still loud
>cursor has a 100px offset to the right for some reason
Why do you think no one played this piece of shit anon?
>not waiting till they get desperate enough to pay YOU to play their shit game
There is still random hickups or they fixed that?
I was expecting the technical and mechanical side of things to be quite okay at least
Was running alright on my pc, GTX 1070.
>"Boss Key Account"
Gross. Also, wouldn't a "Boss Key Account" just be a Nexon account at this point? Which is honestly just as bad.
The download is 20GB and you don't need an account. Still i wouldn't recommend the download, the game itself is just bad
And the retarded excessive particle effects and random screen distortion/digital glitch when you take damage, still there?
Still impossible to differentiate anything in a fast-paced game since the map is so highly detailed and inexpressive and the characters all looks the same?
Don't jump on the f2p train just because it's f2p please don't
Just let them have their gender neutral bathrooms till it's finally flushed down the toilet.
Can't tell you anon, i didn't analyze it that closely, you'll have to play it yourself
>not even 500 new players
>downloading a crappy game ironically
Waste of time.
Let me point out a couple of things and save anons some time:
First, one of the best ideas of the game and how it was fucking ruined. You know how some areas of the map are Zero-G and others aren't? Usually the teams base is normal G and the middle + sides of the map is Zero-G. This is deliberate. The "Tanky" classes are, preditably, shit at traversing Zero-G. This tends to make Tanks and the like stay in base and defend while the faster + mobility characters traverse the Zero-G area. After that… the game shits itself. The faster characters suck ass once they're corraled in tight corridors against the severily armored guy with a rocket launcher that can't miss you. So the attackers take ages to do anything. Meanwhile the tanks have a really hardtime if they decide to bolster their teams offensive push (try "sprinting" in Zero-G with the Juggernaut, see what happens) and on the off chance they reach the other side, it's a fucking slaughter. On both sides. Because your base is now undefended and your squishier guys literally spawn to their death while you tank in their base and they spawn to their deaths.
Damage Falloff: non existant. When you realize this, you'll pick that dual wielding cowboy, use his "phase-jump" thing in Zero G and realize that you can be several meters above ground, permanently, out of the range of 70% of the cast and able to deal insta kills to half of them or 80% HP damage to the tanks with a single shot. A shot you can repeat every 1.5s. Outside anyone's range. Yeah, it sounds fun, until you've racked up 40 kills and alt+f4 out of boredom.
Wanna do the same, but faster? Take the assassin. Grappling hook that keeps you closer to everyone causing half of them to be unable to hit you without self-damaging themselves, you got some ridiculous burst damagfe by throwing those knifes (in fact, the highest single instance of instant damage in the game because… reasons) and you can attack from 6 million different directions, kill a guy before he knows you're there and leave for the health regen station in no time. Yes, the guy with a fucking piece of rope has better mobility than the chracter with a freaking Jetpack.
Speaking of the jetpack character, it's a great example on how this game shits over great ideas all the time. She has a sort of minigun that begins firing with a slow rate of fire and a spread wider than Cliffy's anus. But as you keep firing, the spread tighens, just like Cliffy's anus. At the same time, you can use your jetpack to chase people, but the fuel is quite limited. The secret is that when you hit someone with that minigun, you get a bit of fuel. So you can keep chasing someone as long as you hit them. What a great idea: it rewards skilled players that can master movement and aiming!
Except for one little thing. Magazine size. Because you see, as you're chasing someone across the map, the spread is so fucking ridiculous, you'll hit 1 or 2 bullets out of 20. After a couple of seconds, the spread is tigher and you're starting to hit more consistently. You keep chasing the enemy and you're almost at a point where you regen fuel faster than you spend it, the fucker can't get away now!
But, oh oh! Mag's empty! And you've chased the guy back to his base! So now you're out of fuel, with an empty mag, surrounded by your initial target, the Tank and some guy that just respawned. GG.
It's not that the game is entirely bad. But the artstyle mirrors the gameplay perfectly: it's a bunch of "cool" shit that is at odds with the rest of it and nothing can standout because everything else actively sabotages it preventing it from being anything more than, welll… "More". Nothing in this game is fun because everything is trying to be fun at the same time and getting in the way.
This screenshot is quite old, but the game doesn't fundamentally look any different.
Reminds me of those made-up worst FPS UI we used to make on half-chan.
I wish I had been at halfchan before it went to shit.
Battleborn is even worse if you can believe it.
>soyboy face, haircut, and glasses
How does he life with himself?
It always bothers me, how can a game be so dead? I mean even their own employee don't wanna play it? Cucky B don't even hire his nephew to login? or setup some bots n shit?
>Please, don't say they forgot the basic thing when making a game F2P that is giving something to the suckers who paid before.
they specifically stated 'no refunds', so they did get something. they got a last slap in the face
>over 450 people bothered to try it for free
CLIFFY B REDEEMED
Taking bets now, will the next days peak be over 100 players?
Not with a rented dick, nigga.
I'd bet it will drop by 100 per day, in a week it will have a dozen players.
20gb would take a whole day for me to download, fuck that shit even if it were halfway ok
Even on the off-chance that I actually waste my drive space for this garbage, there's no way in hell am I associating this with muh Steam account. Can I get it outside of Steam somehow? I mean, the game is fucking free so there's no point in them having DRM on the game.
Anyone read the terms?
inb4 they install 3rd party "anticheat" spyware that monitors your wrong think and reports it to the daily beast
The cocktails names scream "how do you do fellow kids".
> :) at the end of a long passive aggressive rant
can smell the soy from here
Can you smell the soy from this
God I love Sam Hyde
of all time.
OF ALL TIME
Always meme responsibly. Remember 4chan passes?
I thought that was Sam Hyde from the thumbnail
>potential fun /v/ game night
>my computer is less than a toaster
Back to the same repetitive generals I go.
>give the game away for free
>still less then 300 people want to play it
If CuckyB could just get his wife's boyfriends to play it he could easily double that number.
wouldnt even play this trash if those jews threaten to shove sausages up my ass
The first pic original design isn't that bad, they just needed to fix that stupid hair, remove unnecessary gadgets that add too much detail, throw away that stupid belt, remove the shoulder pads and go a little less crazy with the cuffs. Less, most of the time, is better.
Also, why do western 3d modellers love them manjaws? Is it a blender/maya option that their SJW overlords turn on and they can't turn off?
Here's hoping for another toaster friendly game night soon. Counter Strike sounds fun.
They either don't know how to model an actually feminine head or they just use the same head shape for laziness sake. Notice how male and female models tend to have the exact same animations even if they don't make any sense, such as a woman tackling someone with 6 inch wide shoulders or having the same walk cycle as men.
That interface looks like some mobile FPS.
Imagine being the kid who got one of these games for Christmas.
normua is a much better character designer than this hack. At least Sora isn't a degenerate nigger.
We could actually make this work. I could bait Cliffy to play with us for the last hour or two of the game and then give him hell until he an heros
I'll play if it can be done with fake steam emulation.