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File: cfa7924fd5698f0⋯.png (460.91 KB, 700x677, 700:677, cfa7924fd5698f0a78e4748339….png)

06295d No.13487158

Mine would be Yes Man.

There's something about his undertone of sarcastic sass that makes him so memorable.

f3346a No.13487166

>>13487158

Inb4 porn of curly brace, custom robos, or haydee


da72f9 No.13487180

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

B.O.B motherfucker


f164a9 No.13487201

The only good vidya robots are sexbots


310672 No.13487205

File: 27cf62bfde88ac9⋯.jpg (49.41 KB, 504x396, 14:11, hk47.jpg)

File: 29e9aa6a6f958d0⋯.jpg (303.91 KB, 1200x969, 400:323, DKcAQjxXoAAKh0g.jpg)

My favorite robots seem to be the ones who don't respect humanity even a little.


bce4ac No.13487224

File: 05f511f3fafe13b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 343.37 KB, 1564x2143, 1564:2143, 1473121 - Doctor_Light Dr_….jpg)

File: b98a774def409e7⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 205.57 KB, 1289x1656, 1289:1656, 09bd4e2193e8bbe4718ead1e1….jpeg)

File: 090145d8debbcc2⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 385.01 KB, 752x800, 47:50, roll.jpeg)

File: e8370c6e0eeebda⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 310.25 KB, 600x849, 200:283, 831_20140811212259_0.jpg)

File: 3469dd9c0ebed19⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 394.31 KB, 925x750, 37:30, Roll_3.jpg)

>>13487201

loli bots are even better.


da72f9 No.13487242

>>13487224

Pedophilia is a mental illness you sick fuck UGH you are trash geez


f3346a No.13487254

>>13487242

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting


06295d No.13487259

File: 9d9d0871ee38ef4⋯.png (894.92 KB, 821x611, 821:611, why.png)

>>13487166

Well that didn't take long. >>13487201

Speaking of sexbots, I was looking around for art of Yes Man and apparently a lot of people have a crush on him.

I'm not kidding. I kept finding drawings like pic related. I don't know what people find alluring about him. he's a funny character but that's it.

>>13487180

B.O.B isn't a good game. It looks like a good game, it controls like a good game, it sounds like a good game, but the gameplay just isn't there.

>>13487205

I like HK purely for how psychotic he is.


da72f9 No.13487263

>>13487254

UGH Stop replying to me you are trash


a9785f No.13487281

File: 6cabd01f5d11ed6⋯.jpg (145.23 KB, 782x876, 391:438, Robo-Ky always.jpg)

>>13487224

Nice android faggot


da72f9 No.13487286

>>13487259

I just like B.O.B's design, the game itself is forgettable.


8a7b05 No.13487316

File: 97943ca8f712e9f⋯.jpg (102.68 KB, 500x500, 1:1, metal sonic awesome.jpg)

File: 758865be3de587b⋯.jpg (156.13 KB, 500x607, 500:607, breezie the hedgehog x met….jpg)

This dude here.


52ba77 No.13487403

>>13487224

Muh dicc

>>13487281

Ahem, it's 'gynoid', you FUCKING WHITE MALE. I am literally triggered right fucking now. UGH.


310672 No.13487420

File: 39143bbf1f9c76f⋯.png (110.14 KB, 400x351, 400:351, E102gamma.png)

File: ec11e4574df10eb⋯.png (524.66 KB, 1758x1202, 879:601, E-101-kai-sonic-adventure.png)

File: ea441aba9ee369e⋯.png (3.21 MB, 3540x2700, 59:45, E-123_Omega_2011.png)

File: 672cba22f908485⋯.png (7.67 KB, 238x124, 119:62, mechas.png)

File: e26ca8d91fefff2⋯.png (310.24 KB, 594x397, 594:397, e26.png)

>>13487316

Say what you will about the other Sonic Characters but the Robots have always been great.


06295d No.13487472

>>13487420

The robots are awesome, shame a lot of the other characters have become donut steel tier.


8a7b05 No.13487580

File: ae07c2040a29d28⋯.gif (301.06 KB, 294x234, 49:39, sonic mania heavy magician….gif)

>>13487420

Don't forget the hard boiled heavies


06295d No.13487611

>>13487580

He's happy down there, I see.


d0079b No.13487630

File: 394ef8a037f844a⋯.png (223.21 KB, 407x442, 407:442, Cn9-ylw.png)

Shitty game, but I liked the Yen Lo Wang.


34ed27 No.13487684

File: bb3bf1034f06d4b⋯.jpg (33.57 KB, 289x329, 289:329, Psiii_monster46.jpg)

File: 50b8409923c2d80⋯.jpg (28.05 KB, 211x343, 211:343, Psiii_monster48.jpg)

File: e5c6039d7037dfe⋯.jpg (27.74 KB, 223x320, 223:320, Psiii_monster50.jpg)

File: 6e83b7c1fb16ef2⋯.jpg (258.82 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, PS3-01-1024x768.jpg)

Phantasy Star has some great looking robots, especially the ones drawn by Toyo Ozaki. Phantasy Star III is an underappreciated gem.


28a031 No.13487720

>>13487158

Fun fact, the voice actor who played Yes Man also played Chris in Dan Vs.


112345 No.13487779

File: 332db73c962fd90⋯.gif (193.61 KB, 335x347, 335:347, wagon.gif)

Patty Wagon


dca498 No.13487809

File: 9ec2b559c0262cb⋯.jpg (189.8 KB, 800x572, 200:143, Victor.jpg)

I like Victor better because he's secretly one of House's personalities. Victor, His Robert House public persona, and even his sexbot Jane are all one and the same, just different characters he performs that are different from the creature in the hypobaric chamber, his real identity.


c8a344 No.13488017

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>13487180

His design is great. His animations in particular are very expressive. I'm reminded of Dynamite Headdy, but I don't think he can be considered a robot.


aacf62 No.13488060

File: fbb1cb6406511ce⋯.png (12.52 KB, 172x479, 172:479, Naoku_curly.png)

Went to hell and back with you while not wearing panties


06295d No.13488069

>>13487720

He's also a stand-up comedian.


51572f No.13488084

File: c793eebbbe916f9⋯.jpg (38.09 KB, 800x451, 800:451, aiden-pearce.jpg)


16333c No.13488091

>>13487224

furfag tier, neck yourself


dc5b0b No.13488572

>>13487158

Probably HK-47, from Kotor 2. The sarcasm that he can't hide due to his requirement to set the tone of his statements is endearing. And he's pretty badass, hunting Jedi alone, like a robo-shinobi.

>Yes-man

He's pretty cool too. I've always liked him. My favorite part has to be when he subtly mocks you when you complain about the possibility of their being a huge robot at fort independence. It's too bad he didn't play that prevalent of a role in New Vegas. It'd have been cool if there was a small post game where you're in control of the strip and he's the guy you go to to set securitron presence, patrols, enforcement, spies, and other shit


bce4ac No.13488643

File: ba11a31090a6315⋯.jpg (2.22 MB, 1008x1524, 84:127, mighty_switch_force.jpg)

File: c7b44189830a0a7⋯.png (352.25 KB, 867x1209, 289:403, Cody_Travers Final_Fight M….png)

File: 3d91ffe4906ee0d⋯.png (272.67 KB, 1280x1654, 640:827, 1307097 - Mighty_Switch_Fo….png)

File: c4dfa3df6e89334⋯.png (886.81 KB, 848x1205, 848:1205, mighty switch force.png)


bce4ac No.13488670

File: a998d374c9b80c5⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 392.5 KB, 500x712, 125:178, cave_story_animated.gif)

File: 9b3760f52e700d7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 157.08 KB, 1054x935, 62:55, cave_story_1.jpg)

File: 81b46c4df0a4075⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 279.58 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, cave_story.jpg)

File: 43b17e61e7ce202⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 50.12 KB, 867x929, 867:929, cave_story_2.png)

File: b58440cfdf0b8ff⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 312.41 KB, 867x731, 51:43, cave_story_4.png)


dc1439 No.13488682

File: c2ffb1fe7ba6716⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 5.79 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2229352 - Haydee Haydee_(….webm)

THICC


c8a344 No.13488685

>>13488643

>>13488670

>>13487224

>flesh robots

Where's the clang?


dc3f9b No.13488691

>>13488685

Ya got a problem with Patty Wagon faggot?


06295d No.13488713

>>13488685

it's on /clang/


aacf62 No.13488730

>>13488685

You're not actually going to fuck metal, do you? If sexbot will be made, it will obviously have silicone inserts or something for genitals.

I wonder why they are focusing so much on producing realistic dolls straight outta uncanny valley instead of making robotic-looking qts


c8a344 No.13488769

File: 390cb58f056ddff⋯.jpg (79.5 KB, 1080x810, 4:3, fa0806a449b22c16ba72aca3ec….jpg)

>>13488730

I don't particularly want to fug metal. I'd rather hug it.


8a7b05 No.13488872

>>13488730

I feel like the Japanese are going to have a huge headstart in that market if they designed their sexbots after anime waifu designs like Senran Kagura. That would instantly eliminate the uncanny valley factor.


b86498 No.13488881

>>13487166

>curly brace

good taste


aacf62 No.13488887

>>13488872

Nah, 3D anime opens new can of worms as far as uncanny valley goes.


8a7b05 No.13488904

>>13488887

I was thinking more along the lines of a hologram giving the image of a 2D waifu covering a blank mannequin.


aacf62 No.13488929

>>13488904

I have no idea how that is supposed to work. We don't really have holograms technology right now. The only way for it to work is augmented reality.


913253 No.13488937

>>13488929

We do have holograms idiot, we've had them since the 90s.


80b6d0 No.13488952

File: 47b7de98e878ccd⋯.webm (10.2 MB, 480x270, 16:9, sex robot.webm)


6483e7 No.13488968

File: b4e694030133f2c⋯.jpg (55 KB, 640x480, 4:3, pre0BdK.jpg)

File: 8430815143044e4⋯.jpg (9.64 KB, 180x253, 180:253, Rob.jpg)

Roboy from JSRF. He's a bit of a jerk, but I'm cool with it.


1ab253 No.13488972

File: 2b3683165ff59cf⋯.gif (6.24 KB, 216x150, 36:25, katana.gif)

Katana from OMF:2097


5abcea No.13488974

>>13488730

There's no point in fucking a robot otherwise.

Imagine if a robot wanted to fuck you, but then was like "nah, I should cut off the dick and replace it with a piston first."


aacf62 No.13489013

>>13488937

Yeah, we have technology that allows us to project hologram anywhere we like, over an object? What you are thinking of is either those pictures from novelty rulers that change depending on angle or Hatsune Miku "live" performances that are just basically a glorified Pepper's ghost.


3b1e19 No.13489040

File: 211df1488578426⋯.jpg (95.95 KB, 430x720, 43:72, Robo.jpg)


913253 No.13489046

>>13489013

You are retarded


45a9c1 No.13489098

File: 62cbd910c8b85cf⋯.webm (1022.23 KB, 640x480, 4:3, HATE.webm)

>>13487403

Android is a gender-neutral term you bigoted shitlord


06295d No.13489467

>>13488769

Metal has a high heat conductivity.

Most of the time it'll be very uncomfortable to hug metal, it will either be too cold or far too hot.


06295d No.13491784

>>13487286

His design is great.

I find it funny how the game's plot is that he crashed his dad's car.


2dcace No.13491848

File: ee85df970b9a2e7⋯.jpg (121.57 KB, 400x599, 400:599, sega_heroes_scooter_by_sha….jpg)

I always chose this guy when I was playing Alien Storm.


776f7d No.13491880

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Sakit I think he's a robot.


076294 No.13491895

>>13487158

Yesman was probably the best one I've run in to, but that's mostly due to a rather sad lacking of decent robots around.


9ebfb6 No.13491897

>>13489098

It's literally not. People use it as if it were, sure, but that's wrong.


f2d837 No.13491934

File: 8b6c26513c9a912⋯.png (363 KB, 768x666, 128:111, 8b6c26513c9a9122eeb68e47b6….png)

>>13491897

Wikipedia says:

>While the term "android" is used in reference to human-looking robots in general, a robot with a female appearance can also be referred to as a "gynoid".

>a robot with a female appearance can also be referred to as a "gynoid".

>can also

So either I'm right or extremely retarded, and autism is taken out of the question because the answer to that is pretty obvious by how long i'm arguing about this. I suggest we end the argument at this and post more robots.


bee640 No.13491955

>>13491934

And thus the term Androgynoid was born


79da3e No.13493191

>>13491955

That sounds like it means something very different


01d7f7 No.13493363

File: 380318924dd6533⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.3 MB, 1000x1400, 5:7, 1470978551837-2.png)

>>13488685

I dunno about /clang/ but I sure do like fuggin in powered exoskeletol suits


79da3e No.13493437

>>13493363

A top tier fetish on the same level as clang.


0f27fa No.13493517

File: 1b7384062fd0b7f⋯.jpg (459.39 KB, 640x1101, 640:1101, rengok.jpg)


ec2234 No.13496152

>>13488974

thats not as similar as you think. you cant really fuck a hole unless its squishy


79da3e No.13496479

>>13496152

Is that a challenge?


79da3e No.13499450

>>13488968

His hat looks dumb.


358ea6 No.13502448

>>13493363

how do i find more


dcbe46 No.13502482

File: c0ad8f23418154a⋯.jpg (340.5 KB, 1024x1154, 512:577, 636674-920827_20050127_020.jpg)

File: f7ee67431437b74⋯.jpg (374.57 KB, 1024x1305, 1024:1305, 636675-920827_20050127_021.jpg)

File: 80843fd1bd138b9⋯.jpg (448.3 KB, 1024x1358, 512:679, 636856-920827_20050126_002.jpg)

File: 1648e87c7d24e33⋯.jpg (126.2 KB, 1024x1177, 1024:1177, Gram.jpg)

>>13493517

My absolute nigga.

I was hoping they had an artbook or more drawings around for the game, but nothing.


1b9dee No.13502513

>>13487158

Flowey isnt a robot


045078 No.13502514

File: feb78677eefdeb4⋯.png (335.01 KB, 734x600, 367:300, Fuck off.png)


86bc04 No.13502569

I fucking hated yes man and killed his faggot ass every chance I got.


9fc2b2 No.13502594

>>13493517

FUCK, I remember this.

The final climb up the tower was bullshit. How do you even do that? I never beat the tower.


cb8ab6 No.13502640

>>13487242

so is mistaking drawings with pictures of real children.


79da3e No.13502649

>>13502569

You aren't killing him, though. You're destroying a Securitron.


86bc04 No.13502671

>>13502649

And when all the securitrons are dead so is yes man.


44d717 No.13502675

File: e25bc73102d87a9⋯.png (123.26 KB, 285x311, 285:311, two hundred percent beset ….png)

>>13502513

Get out. Just get out.


79da3e No.13505237

>>13502671

His personality is still backed up to the mainframe.


4e70ad No.13505288

File: a01562420956f5e⋯.png (257.82 KB, 800x886, 400:443, 58558328_p6.png)

File: 48872a87dbc3a78⋯.png (187.58 KB, 700x902, 350:451, 58558328_p4.png)

File: 54d7d1f6c355a9f⋯.png (229.04 KB, 700x784, 25:28, 58558328_p2.png)

File: 78aa7fa76d7ba25⋯.png (218.39 KB, 764x916, 191:229, 58558328_p1.png)

retcons are a mistake for shitty writing.


79da3e No.13505709

>>13505288

What's this from?


da0e86 No.13506222

>>13489040

My nigga


35c24d No.13507091

>>13499450

But that's how you know he's one of the fellow kids. Would you trust a kid without a hat?


e2bbf6 No.13507131

File: c81846c38fafee3⋯.jpg (144.93 KB, 600x798, 100:133, Emeralda.Kasim.full.51549.jpg)

File: 5202b703be90c80⋯.jpeg (182.97 KB, 530x722, 265:361, 23e1a4de537280c81d5b4fa60….jpeg)

nanomachines


360783 No.13507150

>>13488084

underrated post


37195e No.13507167

File: b26e34282a93f0c⋯.jpg (1.14 MB, 2149x2693, 2149:2693, 0740dd78f151ee62d5a07bd8a6….jpg)

there's something endearing about claptrap that i find so irresistible


c12856 No.13507174

>>13507167

I thought I was the only one that liked Claptrap.


e4d8c5 No.13507205

>>13507167

it's a shame he was in such a shitty game


d397c1 No.13507226

>>13505709

Looks like Justice from Guilty Gear


6c12be No.13507232

File: ecacf09949afae7⋯.png (342.73 KB, 786x1014, 131:169, image.png)

File: 4ea705fb7e3efa6⋯.png (240.39 KB, 536x887, 536:887, image.png)

>Ctrl+F

>No protoman

I also like Bass. Mega Man is too much of a goody-two-shoes to be likable.


79da3e No.13508726

>>13507167

I wish his voice wasn't so annoying, he was one of the few characters I liked in BL.


afe2d0 No.13509238

>>13493363

>>13488685

>check /clang/ for the first time after hearing about it so much

>first thing I see is a bunch of Claptrap porn

W-what is this?


c4c119 No.13509333

File: 12ad78cb61e9684⋯.png (40.09 KB, 452x644, 113:161, 2178373-rampant_diatribe.png)

Durandal, without a doubt.


c8a344 No.13510477

>>13509238

It's /clang/. Keep digging and you'll find more stuff of interest, like pregnant robots and handjob machines.


79da3e No.13510836

>>13509238

That's the male clang thread, unless you like robodick I'd ignore it.


79da3e No.13515424

>>13509333

How did Bungie go from making that to the garbage they made later in their career?


15c903 No.13515562

File: b67eeb5eb5c9f21⋯.webm (3.55 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 2B walk.webm)

2B of course.


ff9159 No.13515570

>>13515562

2B?

More like 2 butts haha


60a397 No.13519993

File: 6548082a81be688⋯.jpg (207.24 KB, 1280x931, 1280:931, glados_at_the_beach_by_dee….jpg)

>no one posted best robo-waifu yet

I am dissappointed.


98ba5c No.13520029

>>13519993

Incoming "SHODAN is better" anons.


093d22 No.13520048

File: f99b7e486797ece⋯.png (5.71 MB, 2386x4584, 1193:2292, ClipboardImage.png)


76aa3f No.13520136

File: e321aaf437e03b7⋯.jpg (58.73 KB, 500x710, 50:71, 22a05253560cc3009361700d73….jpg)

>>13502640

So if I fap to this picture does that mean I'm not gay?


8c1b89 No.13520144

File: de68200c00b4f4b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 73.19 KB, 598x477, 598:477, Duckroll.jpg)


1b9dee No.13520158

>>13520144

I don't get it


0bb377 No.13520188

File: 54440c9a8491ead⋯.png (77.38 KB, 200x166, 100:83, ClipboardImage.png)

Do AIs count?


0465bd No.13520231

File: 93e192fbb60ed6f⋯.jpg (50.96 KB, 528x747, 176:249, Cain.jpg)


f98409 No.13520262

>>13520158

Underage go and stay go


f428f8 No.13520284

>>13507131

You win the thread.


0ec710 No.13520290

File: 788e6e16a85ac1e⋯.jpg (220.83 KB, 1000x707, 1000:707, Mugendramon street.jpg)

File: e1e63d3503da71b⋯.webm (3.56 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Digimon World OST - Machi….webm)

File: c34aa07fe2edddd⋯.webm (5.71 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Digimon World -Next 0rder….webm)

certainly one of my favorites


0ec710 No.13520320

>>13488017

I think he's more a marionette


1b9dee No.13520329

>>13520262

Oh, nevermind, I just looked it up on KYM


8c1b89 No.13520480

>>13520329

That's the opposite of what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to shut the fuck up and either lurk or leave, you trashnigger.


60a397 No.13520832

File: 3be19bffcab4a46⋯.jpg (60.43 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, make b8 gr8 agen.jpg)


6cde60 No.13521031

File: 41f695963c00dbc⋯.jpg (154.75 KB, 636x900, 53:75, kos-mos2.jpg)

Best girl in the series.


83d79c No.13521046

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'll officially go with HK47, but I enjoyed liberty prime as well.

>>13487205

>HK47

Statement: I see that you are a being of culture as well, despite being a meatbag.


ade815 No.13524309

>>13521046

Liberty Prime is the only memorable character from FO3.


8c1b89 No.13524330

File: ae323830ee8ac15⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 4.9 KB, 200x252, 50:63, 1506549592156.jpg)

>>13524309

Haven't played in three years or so. Republic of Dave, kid in the preservation chamber (Billy?), Doc who modified fire ants, THREE DOOOOOOG, AntAgonizer and The Mechanist, what's her tits who loves Nuka Cola, Lyons and her pride are gay but whatever, John Henry Eden, Arkansas, that's off the top of my head.

Did you even play the game, you nigger?


e30d8b No.13524339

File: 555881ac05c88c8⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Clapninja.png)

Claptrap is easily my favourite robot not only in videogames, but in all robot media.


8c1b89 No.13524362

>>13524339

Why? It wasn't ever funny. Wub wub? Really? That's funny to maybe an 11 year old.


9e6770 No.13524378

File: 74e77b462c31029⋯.png (348.66 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 2bfa19c94cfb78dcad1c31d660….png)

File: 7d020e4555bda30⋯.jpg (335.11 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 2e2635a6654f9827ec91ae71c2….jpg)

File: 72b6d8aac5a8eaa⋯.jpg (51.22 KB, 400x348, 100:87, 2fdb8782fcff6113487d5241ec….jpg)

File: 40ba626b9055693⋯.jpg (1.36 MB, 1300x1705, 260:341, 5fed9a4f4c76345e32ce57c854….jpg)

File: 10dbd62b9156a8b⋯.jpg (110.29 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 6bb73577cb198827cb7e52227b….jpg)

>droopy eyed with eyepatch

>homicidal stalker yandere

>barefoot

>swords, swords everywhere

>skinsuit

Now if only BB wasn't such a shit game.


ade815 No.13524382

>>13524330

I've played the game and forgot about all those characters.

I didn't say he's the only good character, just the only memorable one.


e30d8b No.13524383

File: 656762be60454dd⋯.jpg (50.64 KB, 458x469, 458:469, mrRude.jpg)

>>13524362

Because not all of us are dead inside, Anon.


9b3b78 No.13524421

>>13524330

>Republic of Dave

There was no point to that side quest. It was nothing.

>kid in the preservation chamber

It really shows that he's such a memorable character you couldn't remember his name.

>Doc who modded fire ants

Again, you can't remember his name only the wacky thing he did. That's not what a memorable character is.

>Three Dog

Considering he was forced on you in the story, and considering the only reason why people remember him is because he screams his name every other song, you were memed on.

>The Superhero/Villain Duo

Another nothing quest.

>What's her tits

Again, can't remember her name only the thing she is fixated on

>Lyons

Again, forced on you in story with as much character as a piece of wood

>John Henry Eden

The eyebots floating around sending his propaganda made you remember his name. His character is a cardboard.

>Arkansas

What character did he even have? I had to look that shit up and even then there's no character there. "A revenge driven sniper" wow. Such a good character that you can enslave then set free to which he does nothing.


8c1b89 No.13524524

File: 77266596cc77efa⋯.jpg (35.21 KB, 236x317, 236:317, 1507215143695.jpg)

>>13524383

Borderland 3 The Movie:

<Claptrap rolls toward Maya>

MINION!

>Audience shifts in their seats, light chuckles heard through the crowd

BULLYMONGS BE DAMNED, I WILL DEFEAT HOLOGRAM JACK! AAA HA HA!

<Claptrap spins and points a hand in the air>

>Audience bursts into laughter, spittakes and knee slapping sweep across the audience

FOLLOW ME MINION! I WILL CRUSH HOLOGRAM JACK'S FACE LIKE A PILE OF SKAG SPHINCTERS! BASE! WUB WUB! BOOTS N PANTS N BOOTS N PANTS! WUB WUB WUB!

<Claptrap rolls/dances toward the entrance of the vault with a disco ball shining above him>

>Emergency paramedics are called in to sew back up the split sides of audience members. 11 year old audience member, Billy Smith, shit his pants and is in tears laughing. It smells.

<Claptrap ceases dancing as he comes to the entrance of the vault>

>Audience regains what's left of their sanity, on the edge of their seat, what could come next?

STAIRS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>Audience begins to riot, there's blood in the streets, commence a killing spree and end their own lives because nothing could ever be funnier on the face of the planet so what's the point of living

And that's how the Vegas Shootings actually happened. Pic related was the note found in the hotel room.


8c1b89 No.13524536

File: 0fceacc3abe6dc4⋯.png (131.8 KB, 310x310, 1:1, unnamed.png)

>>13524382

>>13524421

Memorable=/=Good and who cares if they're fired on you. Like I said, it's been a long time since I've played. I should remember Nuka chick from her appearance in 4. Also, member McCready? I member.


afe2d0 No.13524566

>>13524339

>>13524362

He was alright in the first game, but by BL2 he turned into a robot Jar-Jar Binks.

>>13524524

>>13524536

Are you okay, anon?

Your shitposting is reaching critical levels.


dfce15 No.13524571

File: b58675fd4821707⋯.jpg (118.56 KB, 485x500, 97:100, latest (3).jpg)

I wish Metal Arms would get one of those out-of-nowhere PC releases…


8c1b89 No.13524575

>>13524566

Checked. I will take any opportunity I can to shitpost where appropriate while discussing vidya.


ade815 No.13524645

>>13524536

Todd, is that you? Are you getting angry I forgot about all of your characters?

Do you want me to pre-order 6,000,000 copies of Fallout 5™: Goy of the Year Edition to make it up to you?

>>13524571

Part of the reason those releases happen are fans quietly writing to the publisher and/or the developer asking if they would port said game to PC.

If they see there's enough interest they'll consider it.


8c1b89 No.13524677

File: faac7450f2a6f6d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 27.52 KB, 468x388, 117:97, Howard Merchant.jpg)

>>13524645

What? No, go- Anon… I'm not Todd.


b41ef1 No.13524683

File: d85064e9b7ea318⋯.jpg (4.6 MB, 6803x3402, 6803:3402, MetalGear79.jpg)

Hail to the kings

>inb4 mecha; Ray, the Geckkos and Peace Walker are robots


ade815 No.13526427

>>13524683

They're not robots but they still fit the thread.


8c1b89 No.13529869

Bump


8db1ce No.13532906

>>13519993

do not sexualize glados


cc75fb No.13532933

File: 71e54e10230533d⋯.png (83.29 KB, 280x360, 7:9, Arthur.png)


6c6d2d No.13532976

File: 8319da809ed249a⋯.jpg (58.74 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>13487158

>Not like truly superior taste muggy.

All of you have horrible and shit taste if you don't know love this adorable mother fucker.




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