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 No.1263319

Tarkfags on suicide watch

70 mm

UHD 4K INBOUND

8K TRANSFER INCOMING

 No.1263330

>>1263319

>Redditbrik

go back


 No.1263334

>>1263319

>>1263330

Kubrick is superficially reddit but secretly KINO

>when you realize that the monolith is an allegory for fascism


 No.1263335

>>1263330

>died years before reddit even invented

>hes reddit

Fucking cancer


 No.1263339

>>1263335

>embodied everything reddit before reddit even existed

>not reddit

go back, pleabian brain


 No.1263350

>>1263319

You're saying so like it's some crazy contrarian opinion. Everybody fucking knows Kubrick is the unreachable genius who stands the test of time, and Tarkovsky a living failure who always delivered halfbaked, derivative works.


 No.1263353

File: dcbc3db72257c32⋯.jpg (27.98 KB, 195x247, 15:19, 198119_large.jpg)


 No.1263354

>>1263350

The plebs here who call things reddit need to be reminded.


 No.1263361

Is Tarkovsky just glorified by communists, desperate to find something good that came out of their shitty system?


 No.1263368

>>1263361

Tark is glorified by anons who wish to appear like kinoisseurs but don't actually know much about cinema. Tark was a good director but his popularity here is a meme.


 No.1263370

>>1263350

Tarkovsky's works would have been better if he had no time limit and true creative control.

STALKER watches like a >6 hour film condensed into 3 hours. People say it's boring but the purpose is to make you feel like you're truly on an adventure with thr cast.


 No.1263379

>>1263361

Tarkovsky was good in spite of communists. Most flaws you can point out in his films would have been fixed if not for the communist filmmaker's budget and the soviet censors.


 No.1263412

2001 is 2/3s of a great movie.

2010 > 2001


 No.1263431

Did that one anon saying Kubrick is inferior to Tarkovskywhich is true awhile back really trigger you this much? Come on now, you're starting to act like the potterfag.


 No.1263432

>>1263412

2010 is 5/7ths of a good film.

2021 > 2010


 No.1263442

File: bef17968f61fa7f⋯.jpg (127.11 KB, 299x299, 1:1, foss_resistance_300.jpg)

>>1263370

>my movie wouldn't suck if you gave me a hundred times more resources and time

No, no. What a load of childish bullshit is that. Inefficiency is always a telltale sign that the basics were not mastered. You either know all the answers to the test, or you don't.


 No.1263453

>>1263431

>which is true

How is it like being wrong about everything


 No.1263456

>>1263353

As one who has actually watched 2001 in a movie theatre, I can tell you it's totally worth the UHD treatment. I'm so hyped, can't wait to pirate it.


 No.1263504

File: bc7bffb163bf5dc⋯.jpg (525.99 KB, 2341x3399, 2341:3399, tmp_10854-PA-300G206521819….jpg)

>>1263442

>Tark got 1 million rubles to make STALKER

>Kubrick spent in excess of 10 million dollars making 2001


 No.1263524

File: 2127dd5480ca254⋯.jpg (8.27 KB, 203x209, 203:209, 1441967057690.jpg)

>>1263504

>salt

>organic


 No.1263700

>>1263524

You saying there's some GMO salt in there? Nigga you stupid?


 No.1263712

>>1263524

Maybe they evaporated it from piss.


 No.1263713

>>1263700

Salt is an inorganic compound. And a food being organic has nothing to do with being GMO. "Organic" is related to pesticides and shit. GMO relates to altering the DNA of an organism. Salt is just a sodium and a chlorine atom.


 No.1264021

>>1263713

Salt is a naturally occurring mineral vital for survival, not an artificial pesticide. Eat a dick veggieraper, your arguments are worse than a soycuck.


 No.1264130

>>1263319

The legends goes that should a Kubrick film be projected at the perfect ideal quality of sound and visual experience, a cosmic gateway will open up and the man himself shall return.


 No.1272648

bump


 No.1272660

File: 6614c7fd045c566⋯.png (730.35 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

We can't agree on anything at all because you are all faggots but can we all agree that this man right here, was special. Not just special someone you would be willing to die for. This is the type of director who gives more of a shit about what he's doing than entire countries. You can call this guy "reddit" but that would be the most low energy, low IQ statement you could possibly make. You take any and all directors worth any kind of shit in the last 50 years and they will say that Kubrick's films are extremely influential to them as filmmakers.

2001 - THE GOAT, BEST SCIFI EVER

The Shining - BETTER THAN THE BOOK BEST HORROR MOVIE EVER POSSIBLY

Dr. Strangelove - Very good

Barry Lyndon - BEAUTIFUL

Lolita - Speaks for itself

Full Metal Jacket - REALLY GOOD

Eye Wide Shut - FUCKING MASTERPIECE

A CLOCKWORK ORANGE - A FUCKING MASTERPIECE

HOLY %&$*


 No.1272766

Tarkovsky's work is spiritual and with more focus on the cinematography. Many can't get into his films because of this, they are spiritually bankrupt and can't appreciate beauty.


 No.1272779

>>1272660

the shining was pretty trash tbh, but it's probably not his fault (I didnt read the book)


 No.1272865

File: 5ae37902b0c4752⋯.png (12.08 KB, 560x380, 28:19, zkhasbrouck.png)

>>1263319

Zach detected.


 No.1272873

File: 6174ad0a3f2c1cf⋯.gif (1.96 MB, 526x268, 263:134, Chad Radwell golf.gif)

>>1263431

>Come on now, you're starting to act like the potterfag.

That's because he IS the potterfag.

And he knows it was me who called out 2OO1 for being pretentious and said Solaris is superior. He's also mad that I said that Apocalypse Now is better than FMJ.


 No.1273110

>>1264021

NaCl does not contain Carbon, therefore it is not an "organic" chemical molecule. Read a book you retarded faggot.


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 No.1274270

File: 349a57a0ab81541⋯.jpg (106.63 KB, 728x546, 4:3, 1516526005577.jpg)

>>1263700

>GMO Salt


 No.1274560

>>1263361

Tarkovsky was crypto counter communist (crypto because you couldn't be openly counter state in the BASED Russia)


 No.1274570

Does kino means boring?


 No.1274781

File: cc5af4c30c32c54⋯.jpg (18.32 KB, 335x400, 67:80, f97ff69c-4743-4e0e-874a-f5….jpg)

>>1274560

Like Konstantin Vasiliev?


 No.1274785

>>1274570

Sometimes.


 No.1274788

>>1274570

>>1274785

Most of the time, it just means some cunt doesn't really have a worthy opinion.


 No.1274791

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>>1263379

Lucas on Hollywood standards and how it is worse than soviet ones.


 No.1274793

>>1274791

Couldn't care less about the opinion of someone who made pop culture flotsam tbqhwy


 No.1278166

File: 3f03033aac69e3d⋯.jpg (80.4 KB, 480x272, 30:17, The Section was too hot.jpg)

>>1272660

I disagree as Kubrick tried to steal credit from the authors and diminished their contributions. This happened with Full Metal Jacket(he tired to rob the author, Gustav Hasford, of a writing credit when all the best stuff in FMJ are his words. Left out last chapter of Clockwork Orange which completely changes the meaning. And Kubrick also tried to ignore Jim Thompson.

Kubrick can eat the pennies out of my ass.


 No.1278197

>>1278166

Cry more


 No.1278228

File: e4539461b827078⋯.jpg (15.56 KB, 220x314, 110:157, nobody reffences kubrick i….jpg)

>>1278197

Nah, I'll just make sure to elevate the writers and crush Kubrick into dust over it every chance I get. They'll be no tears in the end.


 No.1278254

>>1278228

You aren't doing anything but crushing food, fatty.


 No.1278369

>>1278166

> Left out last chapter of Clockwork Orange which completely changes the meaning.

Interesting, what was it actually about?


 No.1278394

>>1263319

torrent when?


 No.1279067

File: 076aeca26fddff3⋯.jpg (47.69 KB, 500x431, 500:431, Gustav Hasford.jpg)

>>1278254

You'd rather huff the taint of a british POG than read the text and decide for yourself? You don't want to read what a real combat vet wrote?

https://web.archive.org/web/20110131163348/http://www.gustavhasford.com/

>>1278369

in the last chapter alex sort of grows out of the violence and thinks about stuff. I think I would be hard to shoot. I never bought the whole, "I read a copy without the last chapter, yet I am a meticulous researcher?"

But I recommend reading the book, what Burgess does with language is very cool.


 No.1279109

>>1279067

>implying this faggot was needed that badly to make a Kubrick film


 No.1279141

File: 7c5407e571d1dc3⋯.mp4 (8.35 MB, 1184x720, 74:45, ACO.mp4)

>>1279067

I don't know how most people look at it, but I think the last shot just about communicates the same thing - that even though the treatment was reversed, Alex has had a change of priority by his own free will.


 No.1279171

>>make story about the tech instead of humans

its wonder this movie even works, if it wasnt for the writing it would be a box office bomb


 No.1279231

File: e5ac38aabf25629⋯.png (42.48 KB, 184x109, 184:109, ClipboardImage.png)

>>1279141

OwO what's this?


 No.1279458

>>1263319

Yeah, what if someone made a fan-edit of all of Tarkovskiy's work that just smashed every single one of his films together? His student film adaptation of The Killers could be a frame story.


 No.1280197

>>1279231

It's no secret that Kubrick was a commie cuck.

That's like asking why Zach spams cuck porn.


 No.1280203

>>1280197

How are you allowing one man to live rent free inside you head


 No.1280305

File: 58939bd8bee0518⋯.png (244.87 KB, 595x842, 595:842, 58939bd8bee0518c8955e48cd9….png)

>>1280203

>It's no secret that Kubrick was a commie cuck.

>That's like asking why Shinka is shit.

better?


 No.1280310

File: a180b1665b92603⋯.jpg (66.51 KB, 960x686, 480:343, rent_free_landlord.jpg)


 No.1280571

what the fuck is with the music mix in this trailer? who the fuck thought this hans zimmer type remix of shit was appropriate?


 No.1280584

>>1280571

kubrickfags obviously

their shit taste in film could only be complemented by shit taste in music


 No.1280598

>>1280584

Hello robertsfag


 No.1280599

>>1280584

nice timestamp get but kubrickfags don't use electronic bullshit like this.


 No.1280601

File: 4a23320b543f831⋯.jpeg (19.9 KB, 450x298, 225:149, D1C3D118-2F6E-46A9-9F8C-6….jpeg)


 No.1280645

>>1263334

>when you realize that the monolith is an allegory for my dick


 No.1280657

File: 584c5d3d38f66ea⋯.webm (626.78 KB, 270x480, 9:16, at last I truly see.webm)

>when you realize that the monolith is an allegory for gnosis


 No.1280664

>when you realize the monolith is an allegory for a blank widescreen television or a film screen


 No.1280680

>>1280657

wtf man

are those worms or what


 No.1280692

>>1280680

That's life


 No.1280696

>>1280692

Life, uh, finds a way.


 No.1280929

>>1263335

>died years before reddit even invented

Did you really think he was implying Kubrick used reddit? Are you retarded?




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