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redpill me on this woman

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>it's literally a puppet

Still a cool idea



Ok, ok, I figured it out. If you watch with the captions on the SUBTEXT comes through in the subtitles. Daisy worked in a lab and her dad and her fellow researchers are worried because she's not coming back to work or leaving the house.

Ironic, it's got me revisiting another fun bit of metafiction, Alantutorial. I wonder if that's why she chose the name Alan?



>wow there's a monster howl too

>oh it's just her breasts

The world is not as exciting as it used to



Did you notice how the alien's nipple and the owl eye almost make a breast at some points?

Or maybe I'm just distracted by the rack lol.


Damn, Chloe is looking bad now

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What do you call this hairstyle?

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The Just



t. lanklet



t. 5'8"



he's a faggot, he sucked off Spielberg at a bar mitzvah to get the part.


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Am I the only one who remembers this, newfags?

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Nigger Man flops in China

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>your own countries




>14 days of screentime (2nd week)

>88% drop

Memes, jack



>When your nation's capital is 50% white

Europe is highly segregated and even at this point of the migrant invasion, the number of aliens is vastly below 1. percentage of non-caucasian americans and 2. percentage of mixed rage americans.

So awoogaa boogaa, my dear mutt. Now you realize why part of you likes hip hop.



That's like the pot calling the kettle black. You're both fucked.

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George Lucas helped shape Star Wars: The Last Jedi because the film's plot was basically his story for Episode VII.



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t. rlmdrone


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There doesn't seem to be any mention of alien titty milk, quips, hyperdrives, or destroying the fucking jedi because "lol we moral relativism now" in that description of Lucas' outline.




2D Clone Wars and ROTS were obviously made with each other in mind though.


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Star wars isn't ki-



>I can't hate the prequels because rlm made a video about them

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But wait, you haven't even heard about the inclusion riders yet.


How the fuck forced token diversity will "make movies better"? Jesus fucking christ, this is some Orwellian shit.


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>it will make movies better


Imagine the shitstorm if a lead actor reversed this clause and demanded their film have fewer minorities to more accurately reflect the film world. My inclusion rider stipulates that there must be no niggers in my high fantasy kino.



Cross your fingers. If Hollywood self destructs, there might be a chance for Euro cinema to be reborn.



We'll have enough muslims as is

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Post what you got

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>Reminds me of ‘Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves’

thank you for introducing me to this



Wow, that's redpilled as fuck


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Tarantino is a confirmed footfag, so Coppola being a furry wouldn’t be too far-fetched. Pretty sure a lot of these Hollywood directors are into some freaky shit.

>Saw it. Hated it. Don't usually mind Frost/Pegg type comedy but there is something really off with that movie.

Hear, hear! I’m not the biggest fan of the Frost/Pegg films (I only ever watched the two first ones), but at least they had their moments; LVK was just a complete travesty – not only did it try way too hard to be funny, the characters were unlikeable, and worst of all, it came off like it was made by a bunch of horny teenagers. Such a wasted potential…


Oh, you! Keep this up and Zach won’t just call us dykes for appreciating sapphic kinos.


I saw Styxhexenhammer666 shill for it in a video some time ago and decided to check it out. I wasn’t at all prepared for what I saw though.

St. James St. James seems pretty similar to Garth Marenghi.


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>and his cameo in (the atrocious) ‘Tusk’ was not only pointless but equally dreadful as well

I could not stop cringing during his scenes. The worst.

Got around to watching Van Helsing. David Wenham seemed out of place (I just kept thinking of him as Faramir in LOTR). I imagine anything between Anna and Aleera was a nod to the ubiquitous shapphic vampire theme. Though the desire quote could also be because Anna is related to Dracula right? They were descendants of his father or something. I don't know. I was surprised when she died. I guess they were hoping on potentially turning it into a series of movies.



I never found robot chicken funny. It tries way too hard to be shocking and offensive, forgetting to make an actual joke in the process.

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A Beautiful Mind



The Babadook

Dream House

American History X


I have no doubts at all that every single one of those bans is legitimate and deserved.

Just look at this place. A /tv/ board yet its constantly beset by goons and leftist shitposters (not a huge load of difference)

It must be much worse on an actual politics board.



>lol shareblue doesn't exist

>ok it does exist, but I'm certain it doesn't work here

>well even if it does work here, it doesn't mean necessarily it was these special cases

Talking to the left is useless, a liar will always lie unless you cut his tongue.



Well the apprentice was a TV show



You realize hail is one of kampfys alt accounts he's had since like 2015

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Why aren't bleaching right now anon?

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Only fags and darkies get AIDS. The white man is immune.



I don't think that's how it works


Holy shit nice vid OP

Cumskin women on suicide watch!




>hitting anything


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>a new amerimutt is born

Post your face when God gave you the gift of not being american

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>THE BBC’s £16 million bonkbuster Troy: Fall of a City has been branded a massive waste of cash after pulling in an audience of just 1.6m viewers.

>The Saturday night prime-time drama, which follows the steamy love affair between Paris and Helen during the Trojan War, has seen overnight ratings tumble from an average of 3.2million in episode one to just 1.6m in episode four.

>It comes despite producers hoping the eight-part series, which is also a co-production with streaming-giant Netflix, would rival Game of Thrones.

>One TV insider said: “Everyone thought Troy would be a huge hit – especially given the amount of money that the BBC pumped into it.

>“But ratings have been bleak and the fact so many people have turned off is very telling.

>“It’s pretty embarrassing for everyone involved given BBC producers made the decision to place it in the primetime Saturday night slot at 9pm which is used to seeing ratings of well over five million.”

>The fourth instalment of the historical drama, which stars Bella Dayne, 28 and Louis Hunger, 25, lost out to ITV’s The Voice on Sunday night which contrastingly drew in a huge audience of 4.9million viewers.

>Viewers branded the episode “boring beyond belief” and “ridiculous” despite featuring an inter-racial threesome between Achilles, Patroclus and Briseis.

>One viewer blasted: “How can the BBC make such a story so boring, dull, plodding and did they trawl for the worst actors they could find?”

>And another added: “The BBC has yet again succeeded in making interesting subject matter into dull, whispery c***.”

>latest hol snaps

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Fuck off nigger



What was he thinking?



Are you blind or retarded? Literally nobody reacts in any way. This video is pointless.


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There be a Kino a' brewin

Marvel has officially moved Avengers: Infinity War‘s U.S. release date a week earlier from May 4 to April 27. It may only be seven days, but when you’re dealing with a film of this size and so close to release – it’s now less than two months away – that’s a major shift. Why have Marvel – or, more accurately, Disney – chosen to do this?



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Toronto SUN

Oscars 2018: Could 'Wonder Woman' make history as the first superhero film ever nominated for Best Picture?

Update: March 17th, 2018 Nope

Mark Daniell

More from Mark Daniell

Published: January 22, 2018

Updated: January 22, 2018 6:22 PM EDT

With the 2018 Oscar noms being announced Tuesday morning, it comes as a surprise that no superhero film has ever been nominated for Best Picture.

Even though comic book movies reign at the box office (five of 2017’s biggest films featured tights and fights), getting the recognition from the stuffy Academy has proved elusive.

And it’s funny because it’s a comic book movie – 2008’s The Dark Knight – that prompted the Oscars to expand the number of films that can be nominated for Best Picture from five to 10.



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Black Panther was a sign. A shape of things to come. The rumbling thundercloud rolling in the distance before the torrent and light. A raging storm. A convergence of cinema only rarely seen if a kinoseur is so lucky. *A vision, great disturbance in the kinorealm /tv/ kinoplexes shifted, distorted the kinogroverse moving rumbling, flicks, joints and schlocks start spinning and popping in and out in a kaleidoscope *it ain't me starts playing quaking madness as if 7.6 billion kernels of popcorn all popped at once.

Here comes the Cape it is Showing

Kinotic energy is Overflowing

Cape KINo SaLeS ThERes No SlOWiNG




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/tv/ will live to see a Capekino win the Academy Award for best Motion Picture


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But progressiveness and diversity is winning, gaiz!

Except when it's not capeshit or Star Wars, weird. Almost like those would be successful either way. Really gives your noggin a joggin'.

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you're gay, zach



When you got a dick in your ass about them having big tits you dumb faggot.



>Small-Busted Girls

>still bigger than nu-Lara


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Heres how to fix the sequel

Make Lara lesbian

Cast JOLIE as her lover

30 Minute sex scene, full on blue is warmest color - this will get the dudes

Villain is a straight white male President who is killed by the women - this will get the women

Lara sidekick is Chinese - for asian market.

You're welcome for the $1 billion you just made, hollywood.





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Craig agreed to be Bond for the last time before the black him.

There is no Britain left to protect. F.


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>White suit before he becomes black



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>da name Bond, Jamal Bond

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Next Batman

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Is this porn actress going to bring down the reality tv man/President?

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I confirm. Nicole aniston is a jew.



Nigger, you're faceblind.



Source? Hitler was a Jew. I confirm.



>billy had a bj from lewinski

>donnie had sex with a pornstar


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what are some kinos about how the dems are the real racists?

oh and before a leftycuck mod locks my thread, Dinesh D'Souza is a FILM MAKER


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He made an full-length "documentary" on this subject. It was fucking miserable.



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