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Last Round: >>79457

Archive of Past Rounds: https://mega.nz/#F!BA8V0KYD!eRw01c3zLKSa3wzSEHE00g (Updated to Round 30.)

Hello /sudo/. Some time ago, CodeMonkey wanted to try a Hunger Games event for advertising boards using the global announcement feature. I took a break last week as Codemonkey put the advertisement up late and I could use some sleep. Anyway, I am here and ready to get another round through. However, it appears the captcha doesn't show up when you are logged in and the name field is gone as well for those not logged in so I am making the thread like this. Now I will add my name in as I got captcha to show up while not logged in.

For the 8chan Attention-Hungry Games, any board with less than 300 users can nominate themselves to participate, with up to 48 boards being able to participate (or we can go to 24 or 36 if we don't get enough boards for some odd reason). These 48 or so boards compete on a Hunger Games simulator hosted on BrantSteele. The current code for the regular events as of this writing is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=Y1xgHas2 which is based off of http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=FlMMyAqW.

The Mansion code that I used once but regretted using afterwards is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=9nWM8wfc from >>>/hungergames/17115

Anyway, the winner gets to be advertised as a global announcement for about a week.

As for the requirements for signing up:

1. No boards that promote raiding other 8chan boards.

2. Must have less than 300 active users at the start of the game.

3. Can't have won the hungePost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Ah well, we did get to 2nd place before a worthy winner. Funny how lawyers were defeated in this week but it was Ebola that did the deed. There's always next week.

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* Fixed bug where Board Volunteer / Reporter accounts created by Board Owners did not generate a unique shared secret;

* Added a noneditable Shared secret field to the Add a new account section and a Shared secret column to the Existing accounts section in the /volunteers/{board} path;

* Updated /volunteers/{board} path messages;

* Added a confirmation box to Delete selected when deleting an account;

* Connected account creations and deletions to the board log.


* Fixed banner uploads by reworking the old 8chan banner system (to view all custom banners a board has, use this path from now on: http://oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/{board}/banners.html, e.g., http://oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/sudo/banners.html;

* Added the ability to upload multiple banners at the same time - make sure to post on your board to rebuild pages and threads so your new banners show up.


* Shortened the time to PM global staff members from 30 days to one week to match the automatic PM purge every seven days;

* Created a full database backup.


* Purged all PMs - all new PMs will be purged weekly.


* Replaced all emails in the database with shared secrets.


* Renamed IP address to IP hash in board logs and restricted IP hashes to the last eight characters in internal user logs;

* Renamed user account types to 8chan account ranks in user logs.

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* Added auto-update functionality to catalog;

* Removed stubs from hidden posts (you can make hidden posts visible again by using the [Show all posts] button at the top of the thread).


* Changed the 404 page;

* Made two additions to the FAQ: "What is Alacrity?" and "What is the e0001 bug and how do I fix it?".


* Added global CSS theme Amber;

* Added a link to Everychan to the home page;

* Added [D*] (deletes all posts from an IP hash in a single thread).


* Fixed double posting bug.


* Added two new global CSS themes: Cyberpunk and 2channel.


* [D*] ready for release;

* Captcha message has been optimized to disappear by itself (ready for release).


* Moderation from the catalog (currently only [D], [Sage], [Lock]):



* Updated FAQ:



* Integrated captcha into a pop-up instead of separate page;

* Fixed swf bug with upcoming filename system ( >>>/sudo/5869 );

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About Sunshine

Earlier, Sunshine came to my attention again after the source code for it was posted on freech's /intb/ board (https://archive.is/6sPs7#selection-2161.0-2205.53). Since users were concerned about it, I investigated the Sunshine code and looked back through my logs to figure out exactly when it was created, why it was created, for what purpose, and exactly what it does.


Sunshine was created on October 9, 2015.


On October 8, 2015, the 8chan Administrator (who, at the time, was Hotwheels) received an email from the American authorities, who were concerned about a post on 8chan threatening an attack against a school in the Houston area (http://archive.is/lVsJe). Because of their incompetence, the 8chan Admin received a scanned picture of a photocopy of a printed 8chan post (pic related). The post in the picture (dated October 1, 2015) indeed contained a threat against a school in the Houston area, but due to the bureaucracy of the authorities, it arrived approximately a week too late and the original post had already been deleted.


Sunshine was created by Hotwheels on October 9, 2015 after we discussed a way to make sure kids didn't get killed. It was meant to help prevent potential school shootings in the future if the shooter(s) happened to post specific threats on 8chan (i.e., bomb threats, shootings, etc.). Sunshine was neither an imposition nor a request by third parties. The pros of Sunshine were believed to outweigh the cons.

What Does It Do?

Sunshine takes the IP address and message of a poster, pads it with a few bytes of junk data, encrypts it using a RSA pub key, then stores the encrypted data. This data remains in encrypted form with decryption only possible by Hotwheels.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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I just wanted to make a thread thanking Codemonkey for removing the turk from /pol/. I know he's been spamming nonstop but thanks for holding strong against his idiocy.

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best dino


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>implying /pol/ is anything like /b/

fuck off with your goonshit.

/b/ is the best board on the site

t. dysnomia



/pol/ is /b/ with politics



not an artform, begone faglord.

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/intl/ brute forced /pol/

/pol/ cucks like >>80326 are now sobbing about /intl/. It is good that /pol/ untermensch finally recognize the supremacy of /intl/. If they had known what was good for them it would have never come to this. If /pol/ had willingly agreed to become an /intl/ colony, there would have been no need for /intl/ to assrape /pol/. This could have been done the easy way or the hard way. It turns out /pol/ chose the hard way. Let this be a lesson.

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All these booty blasted /pol/inas and their piss poor damage control



hurr ur /pol/ if u disagree



>/intl/ brute forced /pol/


What did you do exactly?



It's a shitposter having a giggle and saying /intl/ "brute forced" /pol/'s "destruction". Resident /pol/ shitposters are too stupid to not fall for it




What I want to know is if they played a role in spamming pone porn that happened during the board takeover drama. If this is true this is unjust what happened. /int/ cannot be allowed to do this to boards. If today /pol/ tomorrow some other board. Something has to be done about these mongs

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Haven't been on the /wx/ board in ages, so I decide to do a quick browse to find that at least 1/2 to 2/3rd of all the content posted there (Images, Gifs and Webms) has completely 404'd, mainly the older content. The board is slow so content from years ago are still up. Since I haven't been on that board in ages, at first I thought it was the result of the April 1 2017 hack that was never fixed, but it seems like it may have been the result of the recent June 2018 maintenance. In either case, threads that would completely 404 as a result of the April hack or something similar were relatively easy to fix with instructions to do so being in the FAQ, but individual images and webms do not seem to be as straight forward.

Is there a special way to fix this? Is it even possible? I'm also wondering if any other board suffered from this.



We didn't have enough computers for all the images, so we deleted them!

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Hey codenigger! The /pol/ catalog page takes up over 31.35 MB of RAM. This is probably because you generate thumbnails by shrinking full-size images or some shit. FIX YOUR FUCKING SITE.

>inb4 a wave of shills claiming my computer is a toaster

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>This is probably because you generate thumbnails by shrinking full-size images

No. One look in the network requests tab of the developer console says that this is false. The requested URLs follow this pattern: http://oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/file_store/thumb/8f709f02b9422b17c3453cc46f4231ad151f0302176c7aa005c10969c28b7ae1.jpg

>31.35MB of RAM

This is likely a problem with your browser. As the saying goes, unused RAM is wasted RAM. The site itself is actually fine, consider disabling JavaScript or using a browser like suckless.org's surf or uzbl.




>This is likely a problem with your browser.

Then why does the index take up less RAM than the catalog? Why don't you try about:memory yourself and prove that my browser is defective rather than making up bullshit to defend codemonkey.



Sorry, that was the smallest we could get the embedded etherium miner to be.



Under the explicit allocations section in about:memory:

>─7.72 MB (06.42%) – cached/window(https://boards.4chan.org/g/)

>│ ├───9.66 MB (08.03%) – top(http://oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/tech/index.html, id=10737418241)

Though I don't know much about about:memory, I wouldn't worry about this little ram usage. Maybe your computer actually is a toaster, it would make sense, if allocating 31.35 MB of ram is an issue for you. Do you only have 2GB of ram? Use a minimalist system such as Lubunutu or minimal Debian and use suckless surf or uzbl.


>inb4 a wave of shills claiming my computer is a toaster

You sound insecure about your toaster.

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The board owner of /asmr/ has been fucking crazy for awhile now. He believes that ASMR is a jewish plot to get men to masturbate and stop procreating and this will of course destroy the white race. He identifies with Himmler and posts lots of nazi imagery. So far this is pretty much average 8chan stuff.

But for the past several months he has been actively encouraging the board userbase to dox certain YouTubers and then harass them and their family and friends. Still that's pretty average 8chan stuff.

But now in addition to doxing YouTubers, he is now engaging with them directly and threatening to dox all of their family members and sending vague death threats to them. It's beginning to be a problem.


>Fuck you whore. Anons here do what they want on this board. I might personally dox every fucking family member you have and send them all your disgusting shit. At best they will euthanize your stupid ass, or have you committed. Die.

Just thought that you would like a heads up, codemonkey, because other sites have taken notice and there's a shitstorm a brewing.


The board owner is alone in his lunacy, right? If so, I wouldn't worry about it all that much. He'll get taken care of by law enforcement should he continue his stupidity, and the board will go on claims. Hopefully someone respectable will get the board.


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>Hopefully someone respectable will get the board.

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How do I send PMs?????



PM'd the answer ;)



Go to your board log and click on the name of the person you want to PM. However, you cannot PM people who are not assigned to your board. Further, regular users cannot PM the BO or Vols. It is just a way for them to communicate with each other.


PMs were pointlessly disabled for everyone but the globals

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and the site

now that the kikery has settled, /pol/ is back to it's usual 2100 users, but the difference is that the devoted shills of course have a foothold thanks to the gook. and the gook of course did not globalize any other boards on the site, though they have equally dogshit moderation.


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>Shills were on the board and banned daily

>Shills are now unbanned and flood the board

this isnt hard to figure out you brainlet.


/pol/ is dead on 8chan and it can't be resurrected. The vol fiasco of the pat couple of years has destroyed all trust between the user base and the vol team. You could put the best vol team imaginable in charge now and it would still be riven with discontent and accusations of misconduct. The firt is irrepairable and easily exploited.



guess this is what happens when you construct a politics board based around hivemind agreement and paranoia instead of argumentation and confrontation



>People are so triggered there that they go in another thread and start assuming this other guy is actually that other guy, as if finding him somehow gets them something.

The board runs on "dude trust me" citations and constant confirmation-bias as it is, with a hefty degree of taking themselves way too goddamned seriously. There's a reason people say that the boards in 2014 wouldn't recognize the boards as they are now



But the catalogs look the same before and after, just now you won't get banned for six months for having an opinion the mods disagree with

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My mexican board has problems with the fucking capcha, my beaners can't do new threads ¡Ajua! Do something mono culero


this is what you get for being mexican



Fuck wetbacks.



8ch is an English site, go make your own imageboard spic.



Amigo español no hablarlo mucho bien pero jodase puto.

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i cant use ## board owner


t. dysnomia

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no shit YOURS work fine. I know that. I run several other boards.



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Poor baby can't attention-whore properly without his BO trip.



I've never heard of Dysnomia before, but based on his behavior in this thread I don't think anyone should help him.


You need a space before the number signs, otherwise you get !!teuZmXPhAk


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/fit/ BO is a faggot and likely ingests soy. Thanks for handing the board over to a control freak, Porchmonkey. I know it's not actually a violation of the global policies, but I wanted to let you know you handed it over to some unfunny newfag who doesn't even understand that /fit/ was 90% about feels and only 10% about actual /fit/ness. It's ruined, fucked, the board will ve transformed into a cold lifeless husk now that BO has made it clear that he doesn't give a shit about our board's culture. You fucked up.

RIP, Aniki, BO would probably bumplock you too with his super-AIDs and unfunny attempts to seem like a cool dude when he's just a faggot.

RIP, Rich Piana, BO would probably bumplock you for trying to inspire anons because he doesn't consider it fitness and health.

RIP Zyzz, BO would probably bumplock you for "blogposting" and encouraging anons because apparently /fit/ is no longer for feels

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Are you fucking retarded?



Are you? I am really making a simple statement in different words: the previous BO had nearly absolute power, and so do I except for the regulations which govern board owners. So you're saying he wasn't a dictator because he didn't use his powers? I'm saying he had the authority and actual ability to do things which qualify one as a dictator. There's a reason it's called Board Owner and not Board President. It's almost like a monarchy (whether or not the king sends out decrees).

If you wanted to say there's less freedom under me, it's absolutely true. I know what you meant from the begining though. We're only having this discussion because people seem butthurt that I spelled out the objective reality of the situation—that in general you have to plead your case with board owners and they don't have to do what you want.



So you consider anyone with the power to run things a dictator even though you're the only one dictating how they should do things? Weak excuse mate. If that's your definition then I'll take a laze-fare dictator that only gets rid of advertisers and spammers over this shitfest



>Weak excuse mate.

I'm not excusing my behavior. There is no excuse for my behavior. I am only continually describing my policies and explaining why I do things so you are better informed on whether or not you would enjoy /fit/ with me there. I hope I've done a good job revealing my character and intentions so there is little room to be uncertain.



This is a mental illness

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you made a precedent, and also admitted that "board creation" is a failure. Now any board can be confiscated if your Gook as arbitrarily decides one day that your fee fees were hurt.

Dumbass Gook.

Imkampfy was right, /pol/ is now just ebin posting, dumbass Gook.

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board screamed about shills at the top of its lungs both before going global and after, i'm willing to bet the amount of legitimate shills is still a number very close to zero



tbh /tv/ is already essentially globalized



>disgusting double standard.


>shills are very close to zero

who the fuck would actually believe your lies?



>dude trust me there's shills everywhere

/pol/ isn't as important as its users like to think it is



There's clearly shills from leftypol and Intel remnants there now

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.


Yesterday a thread in /pol/, which discussed about pedos trying to go mainstream, disappeared completely without any information on the board log.

The thread: https://archive.fo/YyOfF

What requires a thread to disappear completely without any trace?


probably deleted all posts by IP and got rid of the thread without listing its deletion specifically



If that's what happened, then it's best to add on the logs related threads that went missing or deleted through the ban or deletion of an IP.

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