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Anonymous 10/11/17 (Wed) 00:40:14 104dc1 No.9291
>tfw your klingon gf makes you go to the Hamlet play from the traveling production from Qo'noS
Anonymous 10/11/17 (Wed) 00:56:31 d8c448 No.9292
>you will die a hero, or live long enough to have a hipster Jew with a famous sex predator Daddy crash your franchise with no survivors
Anonymous 10/11/17 (Wed) 11:55:09 1c126c No.9311
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>Not enjoying Shakespeare in the original Klingon
You miserable Targ!
Anonymous 10/11/17 (Wed) 12:25:33 95b986 No.9315
hey, as long as it's not the opera or ballet. those are fucking PAINFUL to sit thru.
Anonymous 10/11/17 (Wed) 14:05:13 e790f9 No.9318
Yeah, I'd sit through Klingon Hamlet to fuck a Klingon bitch. I saw what that one chick did to Neelix. I'd give that a shot.
Anonymous 10/12/17 (Thu) 09:32:08 63a475 No.9368
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> I'd give that a shot.
To those about to die, we salute you!
Anonymous 10/12/17 (Thu) 09:42:43 2c93fe No.9369
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>you will never have a reason to learn best language
>you will never have anyone to speak it with
Anonymous 10/12/17 (Thu) 09:45:12 da9a4c No.9370
>Today is a good day to die, the post
Anonymous 10/12/17 (Thu) 11:20:09 e790f9 No.9382
You guys really think I'm that big of a pussy? I think I'd live through it just fine. I'm sure I'd be a little sore afterwards, but I know I can give her the juice.
Anonymous 10/12/17 (Thu) 11:51:39 95b986 No.9391
not only is punching your wife not looked down on in klingon society, not only is it expected, but it's actually considered a symbol of love and respect.
anyone ever get the feeling that they were born on the wrong planet?