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77791a No.2[Reply]

Accepting banners here

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bf921a No.20838

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Requestan a banner of this

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f60f01 No.1614[Reply]

reminder that we're in the hunger games tonight at 8pm EDT


if you p'toks aren't cheering, you'll be stripped of bloodwine for the next month

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e9ed32 No.20743

Went and nominated Wesley, let's hope he actually dies this time.

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bdebbe No.11075[Reply]

Well anons I went on the internet and I found this:


Some of it is so cringe worthy it's worth a read with popcorn. Anything else so bad it's funny anons would recommend?

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ec3588 No.20803

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31e290 No.20813


No, it literally looks like a boy. There are zero tertiary sexual characteristics to identify it as a female. Short hair, pointy chin, thin lips, thick eyebrows, no eyelashes. I get that those are supposed to be Andorian-specific traits, but the artist just failed, plain and simple.


Tits are for babies to suck on. Men like ass.

c0f37d No.20823

Reminder that Andorians have 4 genders and your interpretation of xir having boyish features is therefore human-centrically problematic .

5e163c No.20828

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>Not using the term 'udders', 'cowtits', etc positively & affectionately.

>Pic related

41bfed No.20837


That's not canon. That's garbage from some novel.

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fa1700 No.20791[Reply]

Which planet is best? Which one would you like to visit and why?

As I'm 6'4 I want to go to planet Angel One - aka Planet of the Manlets. I'm sure all the women would want me because I'm so tall and have a very hairy chest. There women provide for their men which means I could enjoy a comfy neet life.

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75fa29 No.20827


I'd want one. Tall women are sexy and I don't mind the hair.

d6fb2c No.20832

Shore Leave Planet.

For when I want to do shit in the holodeck bit the wife wants a vacation…

8c9c1b No.20834

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You're instantly considered unattractive to them regardless of their height.

da7d6d No.20835

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Personally, I'd head for the Buttcheek, Camel Toe, and Bouncy Titty planet.


>nothing to do but lay around and fuck and get swole

>angry alien/god thing provides and protects

>all greasy massages come with happy ending

>if wesley ever shows up they're going to gas him



8c9c1b No.20836




The guys have raging moose knuckles and you will never go a day in your life not seeing their balls.

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434d89 No.20468[Reply]

I'm trying to decide to spend the cash on CBS, but it just looks so objectively bad…..

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bc05f4 No.20763


>so that guy was the albino Klingon all along? Was it always the one actor?

Yes and yes. The sad part is that they also fucked up the klingon language. I thought that the Klingon make-up and prosthetics made the actors speak like retards but nope. Even in "human form" the guy speaks klingon in a weird way like if he has a hot potato in his mouth.

65f02e No.20773


>Oh, and don't even get me started on the fact that she is mad at Sarek that he favored Spock over Michael in regards to the place at the academy.

That makes sense to me, but I have a roommate that is exactly like her in this regard. I thought it was interesting when he told me about his issue with this because if I were in his place I feel like I would just naturally assume that the biological son was preferred, and just be happy to be adopted, but I guess he see things differently?

339eb3 No.20826


People are entitled cunts and this is why you should never adopt, except maybe children of close relatives if you really have to. Or your best adult friends if political reasons for it arise.

36e0bf No.20830


I think it backfired, because I find Tilly more endearing and attractive.

3ba1fa No.20833



Well, mostly niggers feel entitled to everything

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2d1068 No.16108[Reply]

Things that retarded fans seem to parrot as facts but are complete bullshit and grind your gears.

Here is a common one as an example:

USS Defiant - Sisko's ship - Facts:

>Was equipped with a Romulan cloaking device

>Said cloak was to be only used in Gamma Quadrant

>Also meant to be only operated by a Romulan Waifu that disappeared for whatever reason

>When the original Defiant was destroyed, the replacement did not have a cloaking device fitted

Somehow this translates to:

<Federation had developed cloaking technology

<All Defiant Class ships have cloaking devices

Shit like this makes me rage about the Trek fanbase.

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31e975 No.20600

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as a romulan she looks cute

d0e83e No.20613


That looks like tuvok in drag

31e975 No.20645

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She's probably not going to be happy about being likened to a filthy vulcan scum

1bb691 No.20652


>Romulan Deleting.jpg

b0a295 No.20831


>Voyager wasn't fun because Janeway keeps breaking the prime directive

That's the whole reason why Voyager is actually fun. TNG was a bastion of political correctness and Voyager is a reactionary show which turns down the communism.

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5c976a No.18910[Reply]

The Cardassians are the greatest race in all the Glaxay. Talk about your favorite Cardassians and how they are superior to other inferior races.

Does anytone think they are autistic enough to try writing a Cardassian style mystery novel?

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d9bc92 No.20674

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>It's the Obsidian Order Agents Anons that make it great.

Come now, surely you aren't praising those idiots. Need I remind you that it was the Obsidian Order (working with the Romulans no less!) who staged the atrociously mismanaged attack on the Founders home-world, the failure of which escalated the inter-quadrant tensions turning a distrustful peace into an out and out war - leading to the deaths of billions. All because they did not trust the Central Command and Detapa Council. Now, a mistrust of the Detapa Council is only sensible in day to day politics, but in a decision this large they play a useful role.

499ec5 No.20789

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Guls talk shit

Guls get hit

18f91f No.20820

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18f91f No.20824


fuckin banner

d9bc92 No.20829


Fuckin' A, banner this now.

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8de716 No.20647[Reply]

I'm not exactly Voyager's biggest fan or anything, but this was one of the coolest one-off characters in all of ST. Even the Voyager episode (Bliss) wasn't half bad. (Just a standard Man vs Beast conflict, but still a breath of fresh air at the tail end of a series filled with mediocrity.)

They should have brought that guy on board and booted Neelix at the nearest habitable planet.

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eb7493 No.20651

He was particularly great because of his voice, he really sounded like a grizzled old sea captain/dump truck driver

128445 No.20716

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I remember this episode, Star Trek: Generations did it better.


If you like him the man who played Red on That 70s Show also appeared on VOY, I didn't recognize him at first because of the generic alien shit on his face, but I recognized his annoyed voice. If you've going to commend actors on their voices though none can beat da Vinci

111eb5 No.20718

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> If you've going to commend actors on their voices though none can beat da Vinci

He's good, I do have a soft spot for da maestro. But is he "The Question" level good.

324b85 No.20819

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>generations doing anything better

128445 No.20825


It's good anon, when you're old you'll appreciate more.

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e0c298 No.14932[Reply]

What would you do anons if you had your own Ezri to play with?

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7ec932 No.20426


That's not entirely a hard feat though.

9a2f10 No.20670

How would you give Ezri a bath

fe52f7 No.20677



cfa440 No.20788


Not with a hose?

fe52f7 No.20822


I like the idea if stripping her and delicately cleaning ever bit of her too much.

Though if she's been naughty or if I can't be bothered on that day I suppose I could just hose her down.

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34e1bb No.12568[Reply]

Imagine a universe so /fit/ where gym memberships are mandatory. Where wrestling is considered a traditional form of greeting. Where men are so manly and ripped they tear bulkheads apart with their bare hands.

Welcome to the swoleverse, where there is only roid rage.

If you haven't read these masterpieces yet you can read them here:


Long overdue that this got it's own thread.

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dfe00c No.20666



Report to the nearest Vulcan Dominatrix to get your ass spanked raw immediately.

97b958 No.20669

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Aww yeah, I can't wait.

2b6fc4 No.20790

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Was going to post some Cardassian stuff googling for a "momentous day"

Get this The Swole Gainz

3a7126 No.20821

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8a848a No.15576[Reply]

I thought I would start a general porn dump thread, but some of these lewds are so hilarious I feel this is going to turn into a thinly veiled comedy thread.

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af9522 No.20695

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I actually like that. It lends a kind of crappy look to it that feels at home with a 90s TV show.

Also these character icons are cracking me up for some reason.

b71e2b No.20735


>My only argument is calling the guy a retard

>That means I win

So pathetic. You're the kind of idiot who excuses plot holes in badly-written fiction as okay because "it's magic! it doesn't have to make any sense!". The fact that you can't separate actual canon from meaningless fanwank proves this. And yes, the stupid fetish-bait shit the creators say a decade after the show stopped airing is meaningless fanwank all the same; if it didn't happen on air, it doesn't exist.

bf8267 No.20755

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>At least if they'd done more voice acting, they wouldn't just be known for TNG.

I seriously doubt that. TNG was too popular for them to every be known for anything else. Mark Hamil is a fantastic voice actor but he will never not be known as Luke Skywalker.


I just realized you're a namefag. Filtered.

b71e2b No.20816


>Mark Hamil is a fantastic voice actor but he will never not be known as Luke Skywalker

Untrue. Everyone in the 90's knew him as The Joker, but that was because he actually sounded different. Lots of voice actors just can't vary their voice for different characters. Hamil has a lot of range and has just really be underutilized.

9cf69f No.20818


>Everyone in the 90's knew him as The Joker

Luke Skywalker is, and always will be, more iconic than the Joker. People will always know him more as Luke over Joker. This will never not be true.

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ccf45f No.18608[Reply]

Why is there a link between Star Trek fans and pedophilia?


>On one wall is a "Star Trek" poster with investigators' faces substituted for the Starship Enterprise crew. But even that alludes to a dark fact of their work: All but one of the offenders they have arrested in the last four years was a hard-core Trekkie.




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1ad125 No.20612


>reeeee muh half-assed understanding of my own ideology

Okay retard, allow me to explain Marxism to you. Each system sews the seeds of its own destruction. This is doctrinaire Marxist prophecy. Capitalism lays the material foundations for Communism by building the factories and creating proletariats necessary for it. No factories, no proletariat. No proletariat, no communism.

Both Russia and China had the same problem: they were agrarian countries with little industrialization and large peasant populations. They knew they weren’t in the fantasy paradise of communism, but their pursuit of that goal made them communists.

When the prophesied world revolution didn’t happen (which Lenin was counting on) he adopted the NEP (New Economic Policy), which was basically anfree market system. It was textbook Marxism: introduce capitalism to build factories, just blunt some of the edges on it. Stalin hated this, and said they could use the government -the mailed fist of the oppressor- to create the factories necessary for Communism to exist. This became known as Socialism.

Under Mao, China took up the idea that the Chinese peasant was basically a proletariat, and with a Chinese view of history as rise, collapse, and chaos, Mao resolved to keep things in the collapse stage forever. This predictably didn’t work, and taking a look at the options, the Chinks decided to go with a Lenin approach of building

Stalinism had a lot of adherents in various third world countries, but with the collapse of the Soviet Union many people view it as discredited. So China is doing exactly what Marx said they needed to do - build the material foundations for Communism with Capitalism. That’s their goal.

Now everyone with a brain on both sides know this. Globalists are betting China just goes fuck it and starts eating big macs, and China thinks once there are enough steel factories the German proletariat will rise up and kill people in stovepipe hats.

d09f0c No.20662


I thought Chinks were Jews though?

c04d04 No.20738


>It's what I say it is, because I say it is

Okay, dude.


>He still thinks communism is an economic ideology instead of a political one

>He thinks the billionaire capitalist Chinese businessowners are going to let themselves be overthrown by the peasants, when they own the government and therefore the military

>His only argument is to call me a communist

It's literally just the USA. There is no "goal" except to get rich as fuck.

beb80d No.20741


>It's not communism, because I say it isn't

Okay, dude.

c04d04 No.20817


>If it's not something, it's MUST BE this other thing

Okay, dude.

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93e120 No.15661[Reply]

A thread for Star Trek questions that don't need a thread of their own.

I'll start with: why do so many junior officers in TNG wear command-track uniforms? Worf, LaForge, even soyboy Crusher wore red when he got a full uniform.

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f1b5a8 No.20746


You're forgetting one important thing. The movie is meant to be a venomous parody of the book. It's a weak leftist meme meant to shit all over nationalism, fascism, and the military.

b3363e No.20752


Could a good, serious interpretation of the book be made into a movie?

7da44c No.20753


I think it would be doable with a director that cared about and understood the book that was also in an alternate reality where Hollywood wasn't completely cucked. The only potential issue I see is translating the segments of characters giving impassioned speeches into something visually compelling, but with competent talent behind the scenes that's far from impossible.

a77a65 No.20782


Probably more a /television/ series but it would be likely pozzed to fuck. Anime have done it some justice though.

64b6d7 No.20815


>It's a weak leftist meme meant to shit all over nationalism, fascism, and the military

Never, ever, EVER mistake parody for condemnation.

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fffa4a No.19077[Reply]

I started watching Voyager and I just got to watch Mortal Coil.

>Neelix gets blasted in the dick by protomatter

>Tom tries to revive him but fails because he's a failure himself

>Gets taken to sickbay and Doctor goes "Welp I guess he's fucking dead m80"

>Moment of sadness and whatever, Janeway says it's a decent idea to mourn him for a goddamned week

And for some dumb reason I had that small moment of hope that maybe he was dead for real. I mean, Kes transcends or something because she's so good and smart and everyone loves her, the important thing is that we may never see her again. Maybe Neelix could also go away? Nope. Fucking Seven shows up out of fucking nowhere Why was she in sickbay at the moment anyway? and uses her fucking Borg voodoo nanoprobes to revive him and we go on to an awful Neelix episode.

What were some episodes in which you thought the status quo could change to something better and instead you're left completely disappointed?

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742d1a No.20739


You have zero evidence to support your claim. You probably don't even have a elementary education in psychology, so are just pulling things out of your ass based on "muh feelings". Don't speak of wasting time, kid.

12947c No.20744



You're out of your element. Never contradict me, I'm better than you.

5a5704 No.20750



I liked Tuvok too. On the surface he just seemed like a generic Vulcan but every 10 episodes he would do something that would surprise the fuck out of you.

Tuvok was an oddly perfect Vulcan portrayal that differed from the usual Vulcans of yore who were just boring, of the ones JJ and STD always show now that turn out to secretly be evil assholes. Only Spock and Tuvok seem capable of any depth.

b0a299 No.20784

What the actual fuck is going on in this thread? Does a Romulan Maid need to come in and put all of you over her knee?

742d1a No.20814

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>Never contradict me, I'm better than you

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d6ef03 No.12600[Reply]

I can understand the importance of the warp drive and the poetic nobility of wanting to explore the stars and such, but why is holographic technology not rightfully regarded as perhaps the most important, revolutionary advancement of the 24th century? Why was it only after the Doctor was brought back from Voyager that they realized they could slap a holo emitter in a room and fill it with tireless workers? They could create armies of holographic soldiers if they felt like it. There's certainly enough prior incidents that prove holograms can wield deadly force and if they need, and one poorly worded computer command is all it takes to give a holographic character self-awareness and genius-level intellect.

In more than on situation, characters have been created from what amounts to a full body scan, a psych evaluation, and a starfleet wikipedia article on an individual, and that's more than enough to make someone who could pass as a fully sentient/sapient being. Even if you don't need fully self-aware beings, holo characters are still more than enough to interact with on their own.

Tell me, is there a canon excuse why this technology wasn't implemented everywhere? Roddenberry's optimism about the future may have excluded the possibility that everyone would just lock themselves in a chamber consisting of a holodeck array, a replicator, and some basic hygienic equipment?

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5cbc0c No.20767


>First time I ever saw a simulated plane with a "glass cockpit" I noped the fuck right out of there. They replaced the airspeed and altimeter gauges with scrolling ribbons. You can't even tell what the fuck is going on; it's like trying to use a digital watch that only displays the hour and minute to time a race to the second.

>Good thing the fucking planes fly themselves, because the "modern" instruments are useless to a human pilot.

I'm only going by my very limited experience here, the advantage of a glass cockpit that I heard is in theory it can be configured and tailored more easily vs physical gauges and displays. Another is how sleek and supposedly easier to read it is, that part as you mention seems to be debatable.

For the most part though I see the "see how sleek this fucking thing looks, you can get bitches extra wet when you show them not only your plane but how Iphone looking your cockpit display is, if you knowhat-I'msayinudgenudgewinkwink" part being pitched.

c777b9 No.20792

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Just a random thought that I just had: The warpdrive must have been developed BEFORE the holo deck. I don't think those nerd scientists would have had any need to leave the planet in search for alien waifus if holo decks were around.

7cc273 No.20793


>He's only watched TNG

Wow, what a gay.

f26478 No.20808


Watch TOS then kill yourself. I recommend a KSG to the forehead. It's super effective.

59a885 No.20810


>it can be configured and tailored more easily vs physical gauges and displays

That's exactly what it is. It's a cost-saving's measure. So Boeing or Airbus or whoever only needs to buy a single display model, and then just program it depending which airplane they put it into. They don't give a fuck whether it is worse at quickly and instinctively providing information to the pilot.

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