SECURITY TO DECK 4
HOSTILE NEGRESS IN CREW'S MESS
>vapid white girl
>decides what the black girl should be called
>strong, powerful woman of color shuts her pasty honkey ass down
>wack-ass bitch too stupid to put two and two together jokingly asks her is she's the proud Nubian goddess who took control of a ship away from one of the lesser races Yakub created to serve the Kangz of the Earth
>"Black alert" in a voice far more soulful than Majel Barrett's honkey whine
There are a lot of things I hate the SJWs for, but probably their most unforgivable crimes are terrible writing in every medium and trying to change continuities to suit their cancerous narrative.
…Is that a fucking Borg?
>…Is that a fucking Borg?
Which one? Keyla was a survivor from the Shenzhou and she had a full head of hair before, so it's implied to be some sort of medical implant for a severe brain trauma.
There's another guy with a implant apparatus that wraps around the back of his head like that guy in Star War's Cloud City, or the reverse Geordi. Cybernetic enhanced humans seem to be the new normal in this timeline.
>sudden flash of movement from behind.
If those little fucks can haul ass like that, why wasn't Micki totally fucked over in the Jeffries Tube?
Kayla, I guess. Her headgear makes me think of Seven of Nine.
>recent battle injury means he can't have quick light-level changes
>Still allowed to command a vessel that will experience all sorts of sudden explosions during its tour
Don't they have sunglasses in the 23rd century?
>eyes are easily transplanted, meaning Geordi is now a retroactive eyecuck.
There's that "fuck continuity" attitude problem, again.
>If those little fucks can haul ass like that, why wasn't Micki totally fucked over in the Jeffries Tube?
I guess it was a tight fit.
How come they have gray jumpsuits and she got a yellow one? Is it because she was once in services and they're just regular convicts??
>How come they have gray jumpsuits and she got a yellow one? Is it because she was once in services and they're just regular convicts??
Your guess is the same as mine, sounds like the most reasonable explanation in an unfathomable series.
Man, I REALLY don't want to watch this shit, but it's kind of like driving past a car wreck. There's some perverse need to look at all the twisted metal and mangled flesh, no matter how repellant.
Better find a torrent and double down on my blood pressure meds.
Why is Joe Rogan in Starfleet?
>Stomping around creating an emblem that should only be used by the Enterprise crew in that era
>Somehow managing to make it perfect despite no GPS/tricorder
>drawing a huge symbol in the sand to signal for a rescue in the middle of a sandstorm
>Heading AWAY from shelter
>We wuz xenoantrhopologists as well as second in command = Mary Sue
>"You can't set a course without a star," yet sun still visible through the clouds
>"You're ready for your own command," then fails a pretty simple command-level logic problem, despite being allegedly raised by a Vulcan
I'd rather have had a series based around the Asian captain.
Boy, those white devils sure love blaming her for everything, don't they?
I can never get over how bad the SJWs are at strawmanning. You'd think that would be a top priority at
indoctrination camp university.
> series takes place in 2256
>"Captain we have to fire on them. Hit that ship with everything we got."
>"The Klingon threat is always imminent and inevitable."
>"240 year ago (back in 2016) near [some planet], a Vulcan ship crossed into Klingon space. The Klingons attacked immediately and destroyed the vessel. Vulcans don't make the same mistake twice."
>"From then on until formal relations were established, whenever the Vulcans (antifa) crossed paths with the Klingons (evil space nazis), the Vulcans fired first."
>"They said 'Hello' in a language the Klingons understood. Violence brought respect, and respect brought peace."
>"Captain, we have to give the Klingons a 'Vulcan Hello' (violent clash with peaceful protesters)"
>white girl is weak, dumb, with an ugly growth on her head
>black girl is smart, cool, better in every way
so obvious it's pathetic
>so obvious it's pathetic
Dear White People: The Next Generation
>whenever the Vulcans (antifa)
The unmitigated gall of comparing themselves to a race that values logic above all other things just makes me want to see them crash that much harder.
>Cowardly alien pacifist becomes second-in-command of new ship
>says black woman is the smartest person he knows
>captain looks at blonde, white male chief engineer and smugly comments, "and he knows you."
And why is the monster on the ship running around attacking people, but NOT eating any of them? It killed a bunch of Klingons, then just left their corpses in a pile. It has plenty of dead bodies laying around the ship, but none of them show signs of being consumed. So why is the monster attacking people that didn't do anything to provoke it?
>And why is the monster on the ship running around attacking people, but NOT eating any of them?
Maybe they're territorial. Or maybe the Klingons treated them like shit and now they hate humanoids. Or maybe the writers need to be shot.
>adam jensen is involved in this bullshit.
I kinda presumed it was a mushroom monster?
Why are black women always so angry?
We've done nothing to them.
>Why are black women always so angry?
Wake up every morning looking in mirror, can't comb their fro, see idealized cumskin beauty everywhere, turn on the tv and see virtue signaling capitalists telling black men to shag white women. I don't blame them for being angry really.
Nobody wants to be stuck with a bitchy coworker that fagsplains things all the time.
Great scene BTW, I liked pausing to look at their code.
>turn on the tv and see virtue signaling capitalists telling black men to shag white women.
We should really team up with black women to begin a shaming campaign against race traitors on both sides. Only problem will be that, inevitably, some of the guys will pair up with the girls and defeat the whole purpose of working together.
>I kinda presumed it was a mushroom monster?
That doesn't add up, because if they were, the crew could have easily stopped them by jumping on them.
I'm on episode two, at the point where the Klangz holograms are talking. Am I completely high, or does T'Kuvma sound like Bane?
The normalfags are having too a hard time drawing the connection between the code find and Laurelai so I baked up an infographic trying to explain the connection best I could to without sperging too hard.
I'm open to suggestions to improve it, normalfags and those in denial most welcome to chime in.
I can't believe that faggot thinks he can pass. He looks like a jewish accountant trying to blend in at an anime convention.
>I'm open to suggestions to improve it, normalfags and those in denial most welcome to chime in.
It looks good to me. Maybe add in the tweet where he acknowledges STD acknowledging him.
I doubt most normals will care, unfortunately, but /v/ and /pol/ should each receive a copy of this.
>Maybe add in the tweet where he acknowledges STD acknowledging him.
Yeah, I toyed with adding a bit of the screencap of the github readme in there but it was getting a bit cramped, and I opted of leaving it out for the time being.
Unless you're talking about a different tweet I missed, then link it, I'm not poring over this disgusting faggots entire tweet history to find it.
Huh. I thought it was in this thread already, but I must have seen it elsewhere. Let me get back to you.
>Huh. I thought it was in this thread already, but I must have seen it elsewhere.
I had posted this elsewhere, it's the github's README - https://archive.fo/6yoeI
Trying to work it in without too much clutter.
Typed it in, but it's been removed.
Belay that. I used an O instead of a 0. However, there's no tweet, just the screen shot.
Upon reflection, I may have misremembered this as a tweet because of the #.
I left the original link out to the README and provided the shorter archive link only, and cropped the relevant line change and header update down to individual components to squeeze it in.
Man, that dead, psychopathic look on his face in the avatar pic.
It looks good to me, but I've never done an infographic myself. Maybe take it to QTDDTOT at /pol/, or (if they have one) /tech/ and see if they have any ideas.
> "How do you want to be remembered in history?"
> "Alongside the Wright Brothers, Elon Musk, Zefram Cochrane, or as a failed fungus expert?"
>"A selfish little man, who put the survival of his own ego before the lives of others."
I wonder why he didn't just mention george soros.
Too early in the season, anon.
…and I would have almost gotten away with it, too, if not for you meddling anons!
Irrelevant race shit aside, what the fuck happened to shows like TNG. Will we never have a fucking show with some proper dialogue again? Thats my only gripe with this show, i could look past all the other bullshit if they at least paced themselves and had some proper character development and dialogue that doesn't sound retarded.
It was transformers 4 levels of dialogue right here, she said something irrelevant for the first half of the conversation then repeated the captains orders for the second half. Like "DO YOU GET IT? WE WANT HER TO WEAPONIZE IT"
>motivated by anything other than lulz
cant say im even surprised most people from that shitshow turned out to be garbage
I cringed when they sucked the Elons musky balls, almost as bad as watching rick&morty fans screaming on the floor of a mcdonalds demanding some retarded product. Elon "lets strech our already thin resources over to the moon and mars with no guarantee of self sustainabillity away from earth" The guy has a death wish and wants to die on mars and people just follow him blindly. Not to mention his ignorant fucking fobia spewing regarding AI. Jesus fuck i just wanted to watch startrek to numb the pain of being surrounded by assholes and instead its just another transformers. /rant
>I'm open to suggestions to improve it
Overall it looks pretty good. In its current form I'd say it's probably going to have a bigger impact on /v/ and /pol/ than with normies - you've really got to ramp up the hand holding & spoon feeding for those guys. Also, maybe this is just me, but if they're interested in this sort of thing then are they really normies?
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I'd assume the normalfags, bluepilled as they are dense, are still of a higher average IQ for this show. You gotta drag them over the humps of accepting the SJW messaging until they start see it.
Normalfags may not care for the Laurelai connection shit, that's mainly consumption for fullchan, but an infographic on the "Male Privilege / Gender Binary Messaging Theme" with a collage of screencaps from the episodes demonstrating the established pattern might be a "red hypospray" for some fans.
< sounds like they lost the pajeet reviewer - he even mentions the tinfoil hat theory I floated on the other trek board about the tribbles being genetically engineered weapons at 15:00
Well, I wish they'd all kill themselves already.
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Apparently, the pajeet is the guy making the TNG recuts, so he's a die hard fan, wonder if he lurks, if not, someone invite him.
>cuts to brain bug image
EXACTLY what I thought that fucker looked like.
>I wonder why he didn't just mention george soros.
History remembers the puppets, not the puppeteer. That's the way they like it. Which leads me to believe that Soros, himself, is yet another puppet.
pretend scientist elon 'upvote' musk
>"The snowbeast was a mechanical monster!"
>mechanical robotics genius uses talents to scare people away from pirate treasure/gold mine/secret lab
>Instead could have whored himself out to Disney and made more money than anyone outside of the Jewish community could conceive
>EXACTLY what I thought that fucker looked like.
You know how I can tell you that bugface is a female, it's got 4 fucking stripes!
>You know how I can tell you that bugface is a female, it's got 4 fucking stripes!
Kirk and Spock had more.
Google search "swirl". Apparently for them, the best way of combating the aforementioned virtue signaling capitalists is by getting with white guys.
I've heard more and more black girls are looking for white guys because A) they actually have a job and B) they actually stick around and help raise the kids.
In my weaker moments, I think how hilarious it will be if whites are destroyed like they claim they want us to be. Before the last white grave is filled in, all the other races will be looking for another scapegoat to blame things on.
>setting result to the function SetFileTime(a4,(const FILETIME*)a1,(const FILETIME*)a2,(const FILETIME*)a3)
>not just returning the function call
>Process called GetCurrentProcess returns a function that sets file time
I mean, I didn't really expect them to do it correctly, but this isn't even somewhat logical
>Undeclared and undescriptive variables everywhere
>opening a .DLL
At least we know Windows makes LCARS
Ah the tranny's code. It's shit.
Much like the tranny himself. He's like Zoe Quinn with a penis.
>He's like Zoe Quinn with a penis.
Nice digits, QFT
so you're telling me the faggot writers put that reference in as a shout-out to the tranny snitch
fucking hell i hate hollyjew
I'm too used to it automatically embedding on halfchan
The implication of that episode was that all devils are the same Devil, regardless of race, and that it doesn't exist. This leads me to wonder what kind of fucked up race would have a folktale about making a deal with the Devil in return for prosperity.
>"Talemaster, why are we so prosperous?"
>"Uh… because we worked hard and set aside enough to invest in our world."
>"What kind of Talemaster are you?!"
>"Fine. We made a pact with a hot demon. Happy? Now get the fuck out of my hut."
yeah because that's why people watch star trek
for American tumblr commentary
>>"Fine. We made a pact with a hot demon. Happy? Now get the fuck out of my hut."
I can believe that.
Have we figured out why the Discovery needs a "black alert" before it shroom-slides? Because it seems to me that a simple "Attention all hands: prepare for Mario Jump!" would be sufficient.
>Have we figured out why the Discovery needs a "black alert" before it shroom-slides?
It doesn't, proof is the scene at the top and how they introduce it, setup nervous talkative white girl worrying that's she about to trigger sheboon rage, lights dim, sirens wail, BLACK ALERT, BLACK ALERT. They knew what they were doing and it was exactly to setup Black Alert as a racist meme which I was more than happy to make happen, their only mistake was assuming it would be a mark of shame rather than pride for us to use it.
Someone needsto put together a supercut of all the times Mike has a pissed off look on her face with BLACK ALERT on repeat in the background
Man, you'd think Micki's actress would have said something about that. Then again, she probably loves it. She's going out of her way to try and look like a blaxploitation heroine.
I like this idea.
it's the jews, newfag
The racists would love to use this as a meme.
Niggers are coming so panick!!!
Huh. I guess it IS a woman. I thought they'd just snuck Wayne Brady in for a cameo and slapped a wig on him.
They're going to fuck around with the mirror universe too, can't even leave one good thing untouched.
>the mirror universe
Great. Can't wait to see Micki with a goatee.
The tranny didn't write that code, it's the output of a decompiler. It's automatically generated, hence why it doesn't have a human style.
>The tranny didn't write that code,
>hence why it doesn't have a human style.
Sounds like tranny code to me.
So… they'll be a crew of nice, professional people that respect each other and work well together?
>So… they'll be a crew of nice, professional people that respect each other and work well together?
It would be pretty epic if they go to the mirror universe and everything turns out to be the Star Trek history we know. I might almost have some respect for them if they did that. They won't, but it would be interesting if they did.
What IS it with trannies and coding anyway? Every "girl" I see in compsci turns out to be a tranny, and likewise every tranny I see turns out to be into programming. What's the deal? It's like Sonic and autism.
>Every "girl" I see in compsci turns out to be a tranny, and likewise every tranny I see turns out to be into programming. What's the deal? It's like Sonic and autism.
It's not just trannies, but the gals who appear to be actually female in compsci seem to have a streak of psychosis/Fetal Alcohol Syndrome a mile wide.
There's this certain admiral that looks Asian and has its hair pulled back tightly, they avoid purposely lingering the shots on it for too long, and the first time we seen it was in the court martial of Michael Burnham where it was heavily hidden in shadows. Looks suspect and trans as fuck to me.
… and if Spock is suppose to be the first Vulcan in Starfleet, then why is Tuvok's dad an admiral in this scene?
>the first time we seen it was in the court martial of Michael Burnham where it was heavily hidden in shadows. Looks suspect and trans as fuck to me.
The one from last week, still compresses like shit trying to get the full 3 minutes into one clip cause of all the CGI. Klingons sperg out about keeping their ship pure, and not race mixing technology.
>not the mirror universe
<but a mirror universe, this is some straight up flashshit they got going on
>There's this certain admiral that looks Asian and has its hair pulled back tightly, they avoid purposely lingering the shots on it for too long
It's no secret that one of Kim Jong Un's lifelong dreams was to have a cameo in a Star Trek episode. That and to kill his Uncle for the infamous "socks for Christmas" debacle of 2003.
>… and if Spock is suppose to be the first Vulcan in Starfleet, then why is Tuvok's dad an admiral in this scene?
Mirror Universe. That, or he's a mutant/alien doberman. Or they can't into 50 years of continuity.
I suddenly occurs to me that the so-called "trekkies in the writing room" might very well be working from within to destroy this shit-show.
Don't judge a monster by it's skin color - a fucking Vulcan proverb.
Is Lorca eating take-out Klingon food at the beginning of this scene? … and an Admiral of the inferior gender with four shoulder stripes appears to ruin his meal.
inb4 this was [current stardate] Spock
Mr. Scott… I need full fidget spin now or we're all dead!
Just fuck my shit up - after being warned not to agitate the beast - allegory to pavement apes episode.
this show is a pretty elaborate cuck fantasy.
starfleet is incapable of protecting the one planet where 40% of their dilithium comes from. there is no analogous country on earth that produces 40% of anyone's energy or oil. not one. starfleet needs an experimental ship just to get there to protect it from the klingons? nope, someone's jacking off to this.
it gets worse. experimental ship can't jump right. it's flaccid pindick spurts the ship near it's death.
a science monster quickly murders a very very stupid officer, and the next thing we are told is that we need this murdering science monster to help our wife cum.
>and the next thing we are told is that we need this murdering science monster to help our wife cum
… plugging in the Energizer Space Monkey…
How It Feels to View Five Episodes of Discovery
How I feel every Sunday night.
Wow, this is like watching two gay men trying to act gay, and given a script that's shit. Maybe it's because i don't know what's going on in the show, but i swear, some B-movie show called repears about a kid that had his parent sell his soul to the devil, did a better job showing two gay guys.
Alright i think this is generally eh, but every show is going to have eh moments. Then the girl says "This is so fucking cool" and lost all respect the scene could have for me.
Man! I'm really trying not to let the startrek hate affect me, but how can you not if it's so bad!
I actually like this. I think the script was alright, good drama, i can understand her argument. Maybe i need to give another watch, but if the entire show was like this, i'd pirate… or watch it on a streaming service.
Honestly don't give a flying fuck. ST has always been a show trying to push this type of shit, and if i didn't hear about before hand, it means they are being obnoxious about it unlike everything else.
Oh god. Kill them with fire.
I so hope this serious gets retcon at this point.
I'd watch this yet again.
It's good enough, but it's over the top for a spore jump. More specifically, i just dont give a flying fuck about it.
Her death is literally invain. She was a dumbass, that got herself killed for nothing, not even hotpockets.
wow, another alright scene, but she's likely a dumber dumbass than the tactical officer, At the very least, have a time release on the container, and put it between 2 forcefield in a airlock like set up. Basically, 1/2 alright, 1/2 stupid.
Did they just teleport the monsters into a their main shroom stores? Dumbasses! No seriously, why the fuck was there no scene at the very least with them bringing the idea to the captain? I'm going to give them some leeway but on topic of "It can be our new navigator" only because, i haven't seen the show.
Emotions! How illogical!
Neat trick introducing a character from ST:O but you fucked up.
He looks like a depiction of mud if he was in ST:O star date. Clearly he's should be much younger at this star date. I give the actors props for trying to repeat Mud from ST:O but i think the script need more rewrites.
These dumb mother fuckers wont steal tech from an enemy ship when their lives depend on it.
>Tells the captain how the beatings operate.
Not sure that's the smartest move.
>Daughter of spies
Gurl, you aint a spy with that head. You'd be spotted a mile away.
>Oh god. Kill them with fire.
>I so hope this serious gets retcon at this point.
It doesn't deserve a retcon. It deserves obscurity and oblivion.
On top of the obvious cosmetic problems with the Klangz, I've figured what else has been bugging me about them: Klingons shout. It's from the gut, not the nasal passages like with the Klangz. The Klangz sound like provincial French people discussing wine, using their noses as much as their mouths. Moist, soft words. Makes me sick to hear it.
>The Klangz sound like provincial French people discussing wine, using their noses as much as their mouths. Moist, soft words. Makes me sick to hear it.
True. By the way, do they really speak klingon or is this a "current year" klingon? I'm asking this because in the pilot one of the klangz was talking about the Sto-Vo-Kor, it was in the hardcoded subtitles but I actually didn't hear him say "Sto-Vo-Kor".
Another weird thing with the klangz is the low pitch done in post production. Why did they do that? Is it because of the actor who plays Worf has a deep voice and the producers thought that every klingon speak with a deep voice?
>Why did they do that? Is it because of the actor who plays Worf has a deep voice and the producers thought that every klingon speak with a deep voice?
Your guess is as good as mine. They probably want them to sound more "alienish."
For all the Tilly fans: you deserve better than the "fugly white devil" look they've given her to make Micki stand out better, so enjoy these and add this to STD's list of disgusting social justice crimes.
Shit. Aku was supposed to go with THIS one.
As a child who grew up with Klangz language and cultural tapes (Not even kidding), i can confirm that i think this is some current year bullshit.
>As a child who grew up with Klangz language and cultural tapes (Not even kidding)
You mean sarcastically or literally? Your parents black, or Trekkies, or both?
If you got the full Klingon cultural tape archive, please rip and upload the mega torrent for our collective viewing displeasure.
>As a child who grew up with Klangz language and cultural tapes (Not even kidding)
You can't make that claim and not give us the details, anon.
Even startrek has it's jews. Imagine autistic trekkies speaking Klingon, stuffing it in a book, having Michael Dorn read it, then selling it to autistic trekkies. It was pretty sweat.
It was basically taking scenes of the shows where the language popped up, described to you, along with their meaning, and then instruction on how to form the words.
No, I got that, but I was trying to figure out if you did this willingly or if it was child abuse.
>More soulful than a ginga
That's not a very difficult thing to acheive, tbh.
How the fuck do you expect a kid to self inflict a wound like that.
The Klingon language is ruined, it used to be poetic and ennucniated with bold clarity and volume but now they speak softly and guttorally rather than through the throat. Klingons do not whisper, nor do they torture people whilst they are strapped down to a board, such a thing is entirely dishonourable and would be looked down on with disgust from true Klingon Warriors. I hate them.
Also none of them laugh or smile or show any form of character, they are boring, impossible to symapthise or feel for, they seem like a bunch of stuck up assholes instead of original Klingons who wouldn't be afraid to crack a joke or drink a keg of bloodwine before breaking into the songs of their people.
>>911 (jet fuel can't melt steel beams)
>How the fuck do you expect a kid to self inflict a wound like that.
So your parents were trekkies?
>The Klingon language is ruined
Only if we let it be ruined. Only if we let THEM be ruined. The Klingons of TOS and TNG, DS9, etc. will be back. Not in this abortion of a show, but in the future.
>Also none of them laugh or smile or show any form of character, they are boring, impossible to symapthise or feel for
They're humorless zealots like the muslims. They can virtue-signal and claim they're "Trump supporters" all they like, but even their ship designs scream out what they really are. When saving your crew involves a six month argument about using a haram component to survive, you know who you're dealing with.
>they seem like a bunch of stuck up assholes instead of original Klingons who wouldn't be afraid to crack a joke or drink a keg of bloodwine before breaking into the songs of their people.
Their taste is abhorrent, as well. The ships, the armor, even the friggin' bat'leths. More form over function. It's like they asked Steve Jobs to design aliens before he died.
Nothing in Burnham's background would suggest she has sass. She was essentially raised Vulcan until coming aboard Shenzou. It's like the writers couldn't help themselves, they give her all this forced dialogue like she's some scientifically minded detached analyst, but somehow she also speaks and acts with contemporary American negro sass ("NO U WON'T WHITE GURL") that she would never have had an opportunity to learn.
The new look doesn't match the language, Klingon wasn't designed to be spoken in slow, soft monotone. They used to have a lot more character, they were always passionate and had a romantic notion of themselves. The nu-Klingons seem like they're on valium 24/7. The only time I saw one of them show any emotion was when that female got her face burned and was crying out.