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d65355 No.34[Reply]

Welcome aboard, crew.


>Don't post illegal shit

>Don't post spam

>Don't be an autistic bitch if there's some bleedover from other boards that, in your opinion, ruin the sanctity of Star Trek. If you can't handle /pol/, /v/, /tv/, /co/ or any of the other main boards, then feel free to go somewhere else.

>Don't start shit with /strek/ - you're free to voice your opinion, but no organizing of raids

Other rules will be added if necessary, but I'd rather keep things free and easy if possible. Bans will be handed out as necessary, but my philosophy is to avoid them wherever possible. If you're particularly getting on everyone's nerves, you may receive a one-minute warning ban so I can privately communicate to you that you're pushing your luck, but I intend to be as hands-off as possible.

This board is NSFW and triggering to anyone retarded enough to require trigger warnings.

That is all for now.

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So I'm working on a new .css for the board. I've been attempting to replicate a ST:TNG console (pic 1) using their web colors (pic 2), but it looks crazy as hell on the board, and I'm flying blind as some of the changes aren't apparent unless you're, for example, reporting a thread.

I'll probably just give up and try and find some complimentary colors in the list and start over.

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6c698f No.41[Reply]

Now accepting submissions for banners.

>pic unrelated


>png or gif

>300 x 100px

>smaller than 500kb

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5c65b7 No.1197


Added to banners.

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ed6480 No.2244[Reply]

There's no thread for Trek shit from the latest Toy Fair, so here's some stuff.

McFarlane toys is doing some cool-looking Kirk and Picard figures (7 inch, out in April) and the line will be expanded if there's enough interest. They're also doing a STD phaser, and they say they'll make a Michael Burnham figure in 2019, but the Klingon figure they were going to make for that line has been cancelled already.

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ed6480 No.2249

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I hope it's soon, so far the only merch I've seen is tshirts, cups and cellphone cases.

b1436e No.2250

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>Cat toys

>forcing an animal to be a Trekkie against its will

b1436e No.2253



Holy shit, I'd totally have sex with her once every seven years!

ed6480 No.2254

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Indeed. To paraphrase Ben Franklin, hot cosplayers are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

b1436e No.2255

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What do the ugly cosplayers bring to the table? Proof that the devil hates us more than ever?

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43f530 No.182[Reply]



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20cd56 No.2238


A couple Twatter posts here and there seem to imply that Isaacs hated STD, so I doubt he'd be coming back.

047129 No.2239

File: 5f1af4119cf2801⋯.jpg (71.83 KB, 762x538, 381:269, Star-Trek-Enterprise-Cast.jpg)

Thread OP here, I dropped off the face of the earth following episode 10 cause of some medical issues that arose, but maybe I start lurking around again regularly, and praise Kahless, see you at season 2 of Diversity

7c8906 No.2242


>see you at season 2 of Diversity

Only 713 more sleeps!

7c8906 No.2243


>A couple Twatter posts here and there seem to imply that Isaacs hated STD, so I doubt he'd be coming back.

But… but he dared me to watch it!

Anyway, make no mistake: if they throw enough money at him, he'll be back.

7c8906 No.2252


Welcome back. As you can see, things died right around the time The Orville finished up. Then it got worse when STD finished up. Things will hopefully pep up once they resume.

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0dd44a No.973[Reply]

Fellas is it gay to fuck a Trill

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aced7c No.2227


>He turbofucks your red blood cells. Look at them they're asking for it.

This is true. My red blood cells are total sluts.

dfa1bb No.2229

It's still straight to fuck O'Brien though, right?

aced7c No.2230


Only if you're a Chinese woman pretending to be a Japanese woman.

aced7c No.2231

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>Forgot pic

aced7c No.2251

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Fellas, is it gay to pet a beagle?

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fd7727 No.2223[Reply]

The virtuous neelix or the capitalist pig quark.

5461e1 No.2224

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Was Neelix a bartender? He seemed to fill the role of ship's cook/entertainment officer.

Who was the better person? Neelix.

bee260 No.2240

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Neelix was the only applicant for the job, granted on a populated station like DS9 where there's a number of applicants to choose from, Quark make him bottom bar bitch to Rom, and give him the holosuite cum straw duty.

34e806 No.2241

There was a Dabo girl with serious underboob one time. I wanted to find out who the actress was.

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07741f No.65[Reply]

We could use a win.

Week of Saturday, September 30.


I've unilaterally chosen Gowronus of Borg, this time, since /strek/'s finally using Sirellus. I was tempted to use her as well, but decided to take the slightly-higher road. Win or lose (probably lose, since we aren't furfags), it should hopefully bring some new blood to the crew.

Any recommendations for tributes for future games?

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742c45 No.2194


Anyone who wants to put in a tribute, make sure you copy Yawn in on that message.

742c45 No.2233

There's still room to put in a tribute if anyone wants to. Don't forget to include >>2193 when submitting. The slogan has to be safe for work, so remember you asterisks if you're going full-bore with stuff like "nigger," "fucker," etc.

04c807 No.2234

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I'll give it a shot.

e409ad No.2235

Ah well, no wins for us. There's always next week.

742c45 No.2236


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80292d No.1[Reply]

Any lifeforms here?

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22f2dc No.2188


Aye. Most newcomers are likely going over to /strek/. I crosspost there myself

53b775 No.2189


BO has asked for us not to participate for some reason. Any insight into that?

4e0e5c No.2192


>Any insight into that?

It was an experiment to see if all the other Star Trek boards that suddenly sprang into existence were aimed at just us or at us and /strek/. Seeing how they suddenly dropped off over the weeks, I'd say the experiment was a success.

4e0e5c No.2228

I miss the days when we had 20+ users. We've really got to re-enter the Hunger Games.

43954e No.2232


It would be nice, this place was more chill than /strek/ while it lasted.

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3bc6fb No.1308[Reply]

Things about Trek that always get up your nose, a little.

I'll start.

>"This is Captain Jonathon Archer contacting unknown ship. We are on a mission of exploration from the planet Earth!"


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0ee531 No.2221

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514c00 No.2222

>bunch of retards ITT

The threat isn't that aliens are going to find earth. The threat is that they'll take whatever dumb thing Archer did and stereotype all humans forever with it.

>archer insults alien

>"hi im from earth"

>"earthians are dicks, never trade with them Blork"

0ee531 No.2225

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>calls us a "bunch of retards ITT"

You evil, evil bastard.

0ee531 No.2226


>>archer insults alien

>>"hi im from earth"

>>"earthians are dicks, never trade with them Blork"

A very valid point.

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09c849 No.61[Reply]

The only series in Current Stardate that is actually Trek, and it took the world's premier high-functioning autist to pull it off.

Also, if CBS hadn't been pricks about it, this really WOULD have been Star Trek: Orville.

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68863b No.2160


>but at least it TRIED to be something new

It tried to be Battlestar Galactica.

73a90a No.2164


>Like, say what you will about Discovery, but at least it TRIED to be something new

I'll take rehashed good shit over Klangz and a protagonist with radical mood swings any day of the week.

>and takes itself seriously.

WAY too seriously. We'll never get the STD version of the Tribble episode because they're too busy "educating" us on why we're pieces of shit for being straight and white.

13cf7e No.2218


It's still better than STD.

Rehashed old ideas with jokes are much better than crappy new "ideas" thought up by cat lady feminists.

425b0e No.2219


And there are some good ideas sprinkled here and there. "Majority Rule" was way more redpilled than I expected for mainstream television.

73a90a No.2220


Without a doubt, it should have won the Emmy for "Best Episode Featuring An African American Having Intimate Relations With A Piece Of Art."

I think I've warmed to the idea of John as head of Engineering. Giving him responsibility and a command will make him a better character. I'm not sure they needed TWO morons flying the ship.

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c5964d No.818[Reply]

How does that make you feel?

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fff595 No.1633


this reply is late, but here it is.

<sending beeps in prime numbers

>It's interesting, and definitely worth implementing, but what happens when you get a society just on the cusp of warp that hasn't produced an individual who says "Hey, have you guys ever really looked at the number 7?" You'd need to add some things from the other sciences, as well.

Then communication has failed, either move on; use the next communication method; or come up with a new way.

Prime numbers are just one of the simplest ways to figuring out if something is artificial or naturally occurring. There currently is no known way of figuring out prime numbers with a formula except brute forcing it.

>I cared. And it was good. Worf's embarrassment in the DS9 show matched the scenario perfectly.

Maybe i should rewatch it. I always found it flawed for trying to explain everything and not having the tact for it.

df876d No.1639


>Then communication has failed, either move on; use the next communication method; or come up with a new way.

It might get pretty lonely out there if no one pics up. By the thousandth planet, you'd be reduced to landing and drawing stick figures while the natives hoot "Yes, we understand it's a seven; what about it?" into the universal translator.

d40598 No.1640


>It might get pretty lonely out there if no one pics up

Oh well. It might get lonely if you can't kirk the local but less evolve female population because of a (一)directive but that stops Picard.

>By the thousandth planet, you'd be reduced to landing and drawing stick figures while the natives hoot "Yes, we understand it's a seven; what about it?" into the universal translator.

Alright? The objective is the to give a reason for the prime directive, without having people act stupid.

f3ce32 No.2201

Broken Bow is the best Trek pilot by far.

Name a more exciting first adventure?

ab34bf No.2203


I tried and can't. I will point out, however, that it the showrunners had 3 prior series pilots to learn from.

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0a9afb No.2070[Reply]




What's the difference?

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bcdcd6 No.2083


Finally, somewhere I can ask for book recommendations. I'd ask /lit/ but they're dead as far as I can tell.

0a9afb No.2084

File: 3b2a4b41f758890⋯.gif (1.23 MB, 300x225, 4:3, d w d.gif)


Oh yeah, I forgot about that, I guess I was drunk. I was also drunk when I posted the OP, guess what I'm doin' now.

bbce22 No.2086


>guess what I'm doin' now.

Attending an AA meeting?

e9cf29 No.2184


No AA. No exceptions!

ff6053 No.2185



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ec42f1 No.24[Reply]

Jesus christ, there's star trek makeup.


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82fe65 No.2175

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My mistake. They also use ugly models, as well.

82fe65 No.2176

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Sentient females were a mistake.

dc27fd No.2179

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Because most female Star Trek fans are starbases, and if they're not they can just do cosplay to get attention and don't need a 'quirky' trek themed muumuu in the first place.

I'd be surprised if they even bothered making more than a handful of the non-fat sizes.

82fe65 No.2181

File: 3ba24ddcadd3f91⋯.jpg (36.4 KB, 400x382, 200:191, laughbluevelvet.jpg)


>Because most female Star Trek fans are starbases

acbd63 No.2183


If she had chosen the Enterprise D I'd let her squat over my face and fart.

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7c3c39 No.1442[Reply]


>‘Black Mirror’ Is Doing a ‘Star Trek’ Episode in Season 4

>Netflix has just released our first look at Black Mirror‘s fourth season, and it appears that one of the episodes will be inspired by Star Trek.

>In a new clip posted to Netflix’s YouTube channel, the episode titles of season four are revealed, and one of them is called “USS Callister.” Only a few brief shots from the episode are shown off in the trailer, but it’s pretty clearly meant to be reminiscent of Star Trek, with Jesse Plemons (Breaking Bad, Fargo) playing the captain of a ship that looks an awful lot like the USS Enterprise.

>The “USS Callister” section of the trailer also features a shot of a person glowing yellow, followed by a shot of a woman screaming as her arms glow the same color and seem to be disappearing in front of her. That woman is played by Cristin Milioti, who starred alongside Plemmons in Fargo season two and also played the mother on How I Met Your Mother.

>The only other shots from the episode we see in this trailer are of the crew of the USS Callister bracing as the ship travels through an asteroid field. Filling out the rest of the ship’s crew will be Westworld‘s Jimmi Simpson and Chewing Gum‘s Michaela Coel.

>“USS Callister” is directed by Toby Haynes, who previously directed Sherlock‘s “The Reichenbach Fall” and Doctor Who‘s “The Big Bang.” Like every other episode of Black Mirror, it is written by Charlie Brooker, the show’s creator.

>On the surface, “USS Callister” seems like a major departure for Black Mirror. After all, the show has never before had an episode that does not take place on Earth, and a typical Black Mirror outing is far more grounded than what we see here. But some fans theorize that “USS Callister” won’t actually feature real space travel and that the characters are actually in some sort of virtual reality simulation. Another theory is that it follows the cast of a sci-fi TV series and that we’re seeing the show-within-the-show in this clip.

>Either way, now’s the perfect time for Black Mirror to do a StPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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ea02a7 No.2167

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>Loving someone else is something I shouldn't do?

If loving someone means you have to get an enema beforehand, then yes, you absolutely should stop "loving" someone. Statistically speaking, though, the male gays are more about irresponsible sex than love. Even the so-called monogamous ones.

>Using some deliberately inflammatory "they eat da poo-poo!"

Show me where I said that.

>What's next? Are you going to say that I have sex in bathrooms, have had over 2000 sexual partners and never use protection, that I'm a walking pile of STDs who deliberately infects people, and that I molest little boys?

>have had over 2000 sexual partners

No, anon, I would never say that you've had over 2000 sexual partners. I'm pretty you wouldn't be on an imageboard if you could pull that much dick. Otherwise, I believe that if you haven't done those other things you've mentioned, it's because of lack of opportunity (not lack of effort) either due to looks or lack of gay-game.

>Some gays getting beheaded in some country ten-thousand miles away doesn't affect me

Someone hasn't been keeping up with current events, I see. It absolutely affects you, because you'll see it here in your lifetime. Once the muz are nice and comfortable here, with their sharia bullshit firmly in place, you're going to be (if you're lucky) thrown off a building. And then there are the "migrant" invaders who are incapable of following even basic laws of their "host" country, and are raping and killing and getting away with it. If they see you and your Autistic Homosexuals Club buying your weekly lube, they'll cut your damn throats.

>the way you and everyone else in THIS country treats me does.

You guys are a protected fucking species. Get the fPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

568fd5 No.2171


>white women dobt want to fuck you

Tripple nigger, Im married.

We just cant have kids because our government takes a 1/3 of what we earn to fees your subhuman ass. You know, the 1/3 that we need to fees our kids.

ea02a7 No.2172

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I'm sorry to hear that, anon, but if it's only a financial reason stopping you, I say go for it. If that means sacrificing things you want to make sure there's another little you running around, it's more than worth it. Believe me. If there are biological reasons, then you have my sympathies, and I hope everything will work out for you in the end.

ea02a7 No.2177

File: 035ccbe6bf4ff3e⋯.jpg (41.41 KB, 480x360, 4:3, athf handbanana and carl.jpg)

*looks around*

What? No literally butt-hurt faggot comments? Back on topic, then.

So, I'm finally watching this horrible Black Mirror episode tomorrow with my "viewing group." I'm taking along a sketch-pad to keep occupied so I don't reveal my power level. Does anyone know if the rest of the season is as pozzed or is it fairly benign?

caaca7 No.2182


I've heard cautious praise for it from anons, who cited a similarity to the old Twilight Zone. Haven't watched myself though.

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a98357 No.339[Reply]

Post any and all instances of Wil being BTFO, whiteknighting like a sumbitch, or cucking himself/being cucked.

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53d7e5 No.2115


An O-1 would be a superior like it or not, only time an enlisted has authority over commissioned officers are midshipmen/officer candidates (cadet trainees). An E-9 makes a lot more money than a W-2 as well, but a warrant officer would be his superior too.

0bf871 No.2117


>An O-1 would be a superior like it or not

Right, but how many butterbars are seriously going to try and order a CSM around? They might have legal authority but the CSM has influence, experience, and probably knows some high-ranked commissioned officers as well.

1cd1ca No.2134

File: 57b7383035ae018⋯.jpg (37.24 KB, 756x525, 36:25, chef mmmwah.jpg)


>It would be like expecting the head waiter to "outrank" the sous chef (aka #2) in the kitchen, when he probably couldn't even tell the difference between a goddamn mornay sauce and a bechamel.

That comment.

1cd1ca No.2135


>Right, but how many butterbars are seriously going to try and order a CSM around?

I'm not military, but given some insight into human nature, I'm going to assume there are plenty who are complete ass-pains who would do just that.

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Looks like "Shithole countries" has given Wil a ton of new opportunities to virtue signal. I, personally, would like to gather up all the "anti-shithole" people onto a plane and give them an all-expense paid trip to one of those nice countries that are so great that their own people are running for Europe as fast as their skinny legs can carry them.

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