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Have to agree with anon below you. The board is not terribly bad as it is right now. Maybe if it gets too overcrowded, like above 500 ISPs, but still, I don't see much of a point.

Nice proposal though, ideas should be encouraged even if they're flawed and could handicap a system

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I hate everything and I hate everyone. I hate studying, I hate video games, I hate books, I hate people. There is nothing I like or enjoy. Nothing tastes good. I never enjoyed life but now I can't even enjoy the simpler things. I don't even want to listen to music anymore. I want to sleep to death. What is wrong with me?

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Nothing works.



Try to ease the mind by relaxing the strain on sensory input channels.

Not implying there is high input of information through sensory channels, but that there might be psychological pressure on those either from paranoia/fear or anger.

Change in physiology (state of body) can greately change underlying emotional state that backs up your tired mind, so do get comfy. After all, emotions are a backbone of everything we do and think.

What I like to do is put on an already listened to and remembered music and go for a few kilometer walk with a little bit of introspection and tlaking to myself. I come home in 2 or 3 hours with a clear and rested mind. So change in environment and seeing some green also helps for those that don't see anything other than their bedroom.



Windy wagner - you don't have to worry



well, if youre going to be a social outcast, you may as well just accept your place and slowly become a furfag, ponyfag or some other kind of degenerate. it will make you feel a lot better about your current situation



Walking is not an option at the moment, so I guess I'll take some melatonin.

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Any vol "failed" normies here who just didn't want "the life"? Anyone here who likes being blackpilled and gets off on provoking normies, or do you all long for the normie life. Is an ascendants blackpiller the same as a robot?

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>dude illumaniti lmao

>ugh you think the joos are at fault, really?

I really hope this image is a joke but I'm not even sure what is shitposting and what is genuine anymore.



delete this

Stop posting my drunkenly made idiot post, it's like someone continually bringing up that time you accidentally pissed in the pool.

Also it was meant to be a black pill because that's what I was at the time.



Um actually that's my post sweetie. And actually it was meant to be indigo pilled because it's about how normies need to be ruled by the autistilluminati.



Nigger that's actually most post and it's a new pill called the off-white pill and it's meant to side with neo-egalitarian fascistic anarco-capitalistic based blacks, you ignorant bastard.



>he's never seen the image before

Lurk two years before posting.

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Jacques, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their talking on com. You are everything bad in the Imperium. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy, (or for you tech priests toasters? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of other species because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of 'animu'.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the regiment, and starter in the Scintillan Marching Regiment. What regiment do you belong to, other than "Cadia"? I also get perfect shots, and have a banging hot uniform (I just polished her, it was so cash!). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Hey troglodytes,

My name is Elsy'eir Nase'jin, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their life talking about a corpse on a throne. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any kills, (or do the spess mahreens do it all for you?) I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of other species because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of "sisters" of battle.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was Shas'el to Shas'O Shaserra, and ranked platinum in League of Shas'la. What do you guys even get to fight with, other than a "fleshlight"? I also get perfect shots, and have a banging hot pulse raifu (I just cleaned her, shit was so cash!). You are all faggots who should just convert to the greater good. Thanks for listening.

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Or some other shithole

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I've decided to try and improve certain things about myself




>no college degree

>no job

>porn addiction


but i keep having trouble sticking to it. when I try doing exercise I do it then eventually just miss a few days then a few days turn into a few weeks. I also thought about the college thing but I'm just not sure if I should major in what I'm thinking of and I don't think I'd be very good at writing college essays. Everything just feels like its not working out for me

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>Anyone who has succesfully self-improved wouldn't browse /r9k/ anymore.

The problem here is that you're only able to think of self-improvement as a means of transitioning into a normalfag lifestyle, which it is not. It's about becoming a better version of yourself by doing things like fixing your physical/mental health, achieving goals to build self-esteem, and curbing your self-destructive habits. A person who does all those things can still see value in anonymous interaction with others of a similar background.


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>conflating social success with all sucess

The road to success, whether romantic or financial, is paved with talk.



>coffee/milk products




looks pretty good to me tbh



This is the single most normalfag post I've ever seen on the entirety of 8chan. You should almost be proud of that.

You're fucking retarded if you think Tesla, Virgil, Newton, or any of the other most famous robots gave a shit about talking.

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I was in the fucking shower when I felt something in my mouth. I spit it out and it was a fucking piece of my front teeth.

I haven't regularly brushed my teeth since the age of 8 but it never was so bad. Only 4 of my upper front teeth are fucked, the rest are fine. I fucking hate the dentist and I'm too much of a pussy to go. Also I'm almost broke and live with mommy's money.

I'll fucking kill myself holy shit. Half of the fucking tooth is missing and I also have 2 holes at the sides of my central teeth. How do I tell mommy about this? I can't fucking steal her money because I still have some morals left.

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If you had a diet with nearly zero sugar or carbs then maybe you could get away with never brushing.

Brush your teeth, fucker. The smooth feeling is just shit getting stuck onto the surface of your teeth. Bone is porous. Your enamel layer is also porous. If you don't get the shit off of it on a regular basis, the top layer of gunk covers deeper set shit so it has time to grow bacteria and whatnot which think your teeth are some fucking tasty shit to eat.

You don't need to use toothpaste. Brush the tops, front, and back of all your teeth and especially behind your front four (incisors) and brush until you can feel the rough texture again. That means your enamel is cleaned up and good to go.

Floss at least once a week, depending on your diet and how close your teeth are. If you're lazy, get a hydro pick, they're actually pretty cheap and are basically a warm mouth massage, would recommend regardless of flossing viability.

Mouthwash is a meme. Your mouth needs bacteria to do shit.

If your teeth are really fucked, get more magnesium, zinc, iron, and calcium into your diet. Part of the reason why mongolian sherpa yak fuckers get such good teeth is because they're drinking blood and don't have access to shit which metabolizes into sugar. That, combined with a good supply of minerals in their diet, means any rare cavities they do get actually self-heal.

You might be too far gone, but it's worth a shot.


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>I haven't regularly brushed my teeth since the age of 8

Well there's your problem. Get a toothbrush nigger.


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OP here, I might manage to get a job in October. I don't want to be even heavier burden to my family so I will try my best to keep my teeth until I get a job. I will start saving up money and hopefully pay the dentist a visit. Thankfully it was my lateral incisor that got fucked and that is easy to hide as long as I don't smile with my mouth open.

If however my teeth get even more fucked despite brushing them, I will be forced to ask mommy for money. and then probably get kicked out

>just like go to a dental school anon, they are very cheap

When I said that I'm living completely with my parents' money I meant it. I have no job and no money. If my parents decide to stop feeding me then I'm gonna starve. Dental schools are unfortunately not 100% free and they also don't work on cases like mine. I'll probably need 2 of my teeth to be removed and replaced. Dental schools only clean up the decay and might do some filling. They aren't allowed to do anything complex.

Brush your teeth anons.


Does anyone have advice on storing your toothbrush? Leaving it out in the open in the bathroom is disgusting. I think about all the wretched smells I've smelt in there, or all of the windex sprayed on the window which probably found its way on my brush, or maybe someone else using mine by accident. Storing it in a container collects mold quickly. Storing it outside of my room doesn't work because the brush is wet, and I probably won't brush if I have to walk to two rooms to do it.



>I haven't regularly brushed my teeth since the age of 8

Well there's your problem dumbass.

Its not hard to brush your teeth at least once a night. You deserve this.

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/r9k/ WEBM

25 was the age when I realized how fucked up my life is and that I cannot hide in my room forever. God I wish I was 15 again. No worries in life other than coming home from school and wasting time on internet and anime while I actually enjoyed it.

Once you are out of school your life is over because you have no excuse anymore for not working. You can try to prolong this for another 4 years with college but it is expensive and not every family can afford to send you to college.

Anhedonia kicks in when you reach this conclusion for the first time in your life. The conclusion that your lifestyle is not sustainable in the long term and eventually it will get very uncomfortable. It was also around age 25 when I experienced it the first time. Ever since it was very hard for me to get excited for doing anything other than sleeping, eating or zombiebrowsing the internet.

>35+ is when it gets ugly

yeah I agree but what are you supposed to do for 10 years if you are unemployed and your family hates you. No need to artificially stretch it out, better to face the reaper openly and settle the score once and for all.

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>Anhedonia kicks in when you reach this conclusion for the first time in your life. The conclusion that your lifestyle is not sustainable in the long term and eventually it will get very uncomfortable. It was also around age 25 when I experienced it the first time. Ever since it was very hard for me to get excited for doing anything other than sleeping, eating or zombiebrowsing the internet.

It kicked in when I was 16 and it has gradually destroyed my mind. Im 18 and I dont think I will be able to wait until 25 to become an hero. I want off this ride



Kicked in when I was 18 and I am now 24, I am still feeling anxiety instead of emptiness a lot of the time because I get the illusion that I will be able to become better from time to time.





"Anhedonia" is just what you feel when you destroyed your dopamine receptors.



"destroyed" implies it will never be restored when there are cases where it goes away, maybe we are using the wrong word if it can only be used for that.


As a robot I like to take long walk around my parents neighborhood. The other day a small chihuhua from a neighbors house chased me it was a small dog but the loud barking intimidated me and I was afraid it would bite my ankles. How can I develop more courage?

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Don't let your amygdala do the talking. Control the situation. Even if things escalate where you need to act physically, being scared is worst thing imaginable.

Chihuahua is, from my experience, ego tripping dog that barks just because inferiority complex manifested in physical form. The big dogs don't bark because they don't need to. Also, most of them try to protect their terriroty or owners, and unless you pose the threat with your body language they will not engage or will get bored by you easily.

Courage is dumb, evaluating the situation and acting accordingly (even if "cowardly") is best way to keep safe and keep having fun & doing your thing.

Whether it be few bratty kid bullies, girls laughing or dogs and loud cars. Assest the situation and act accordingly.


I ate alot of avocados and now I'm full of courage.


Courage is comething you have to develop little by little, so just by going out of your house a few days per week and facing the chihuahua you're already developing your courage


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In this particular case, you should bear in mind that it would have easily been scared away if you had shouted at it and waved your arms. Because you are literally 10 times bigger than it. Also, if it had bitten you, you would have been able to sue the owners to kill the little shit and give you money, so it's not like that would have been the worst thing in the world.


alcohol brudder,

normies do it all the time and it werks for them

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trolling on the internet sucks. They just ban you and it's over. How can I make normalcattle's lives worse in a real and legal way?

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I guess you could do what I did when I was a kiddo, but I blackmailed pedos, zoophiles and necrophiles, so I don't think that would work on normies?

Try getting some sort of skill besides "trolling" and using that in conjuction. Probably computer skills, such as doxing, hacking or just plainly life ruining techniques would work the trick.

Go use any of search engines for this sort of things. There are plenty of tutorials out there.



or just raw eggs, that should completely ruin the day for anyone of them giving how much they care about their precious hair, just dont do it from like a 10th floor of a building cause it might hurt


Go to a public bathroom and shit on the floor



Piss in a balloon is better


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You have to be opportunistic about this; there is no one single method here. Just approach life with the feeling of "fuck you" directed at everyone, and it'll just come naturally. Some examples of things you don't have to go out of your way to do:

>normalfag leaves food out at your workplace? into the trash it goes! just keeping the office clean bro

>normalfags throwing shit to each other? it accidentally lands near you? woopie-doopie, now it's in that far corner over there!

>leaving your computer unattended? let me just set high contrast mode for you

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Hey r9k do you have a fear that someone records you doing something and fearing it would be posted on the internet or some stupid worldstar video?

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I strongly possess this fear and dislike how people upload footage of others without any of their permission.


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That fear is what the normalfag world uses to control you.

The logical solution is to be yourself and fight for your place in the world. You can't stop the normieccists from attacking you, but you can face the fear and adapt to the danger.


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People in America seem to get upset and act rudely very easily, though I'm not too surprised about that.


I'm less paranoid about being recorded by a camera since I barely go outside but I am very paranoid about someone keeping track of what I do on the internet, especially the stuff I fap to.

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>tfw like to sing old war songs when I'm home alone

>tfw was heard singing by my dad because I thought he wasn't home

>tfw I'm not coming out of my room because I'm scared he'll bring it up

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seems adorable, anon. You should post at least one of them


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>only got "the talk" so early because i tried to fuck my sister.

i didn't know it was bad at the time.


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>got put in the super smart special kids class

>sex ed classes were cut for more science classes

at least they were being realistic.



Conditioner works pretty well. I hear olive oil has a grainy texture to it but I've never been game enough to try it.


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>i tried to fuck my sister.

I don't know whether I should call you a normalfag or congratulate you for living in an eroge.

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ITT : women hitting the wall full steam ahead

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>never gonna be chad

Mah dude, learn game if you want to have chad level success. It takes time, effort and it is hard in every way (exp emotionally).

Or don't if you don't want to pay the opportunity cost to do soo.

But it is possible mah dude.


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This is not the 4chinz friendo. We can mock you pathetic weebs all fucking day and there's not a damn thing you can do to stop us


>dude game lmao


>apu pepe has gone so mainstream it's being used in jewtube thumbnails

Sad state of affairs



>Thinking my post was serious

I used the words peepee and butt boy, whatbin the world made you think I was serious?

Honestly, I much prefer weebs, bronies, and all other manner of "weirdos" to and kind of normalfag, even if I don't really like any anime beyond berserk.



You are too stupid to understand.



Because it isn't 4chan you`re supposed to stop acting like a fucking normalfag,since we want to keep this community pure.


>not having see Stand Alone Complex

I mean Berserk is neat and all,but there are other good anime.

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"No cycling/removing the bumplock in sight" edition

>It's another looking out the window and pretending that that one big cumulonimbus cloud is a nuke episode

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>wasting your time on the internet

>"I'm fucking tired"



Having to deal with relatives is very tiresome ok?

I go to the internet to escape the shit real world, not to be reminded of "wasted time". At least a third of our life is wasted vía sleeping, what are you going to do about that?



>what are you going to do about that?

Spend the time I'm awake doing something constructive. While dealing with people in your environment is a huge hassle, it really is better to find as much peace for yourself as possible, including moving out if that is necessary. It really is inconceivable to know how good the other side is without having experienced it, in the same way you don't know how visually appealing an image is until it is provided color – being tired is like seeing in black and white and thinking you wouldn't benefit from seeing in color, because it's all so dull from your perspective, although it really is quite different and more desirable to have that color. I myself have made progress in this by doing things such as practicing drawing, reading historically significant books, and taking walks. Many times I find that just going outside and traveling for at least half an hour brings my mood up considerably, although if I had just stayed home I could never have conceived such satisfaction, however relatively small but considerable it may be.



>midle school dropout

>mental illnesses and permanent brain damage and impaired memory

>never had a job



Will I make it if I start lifting at the gym I shower at?


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>at the restaurant where I work

>ask boss to order me discount salad for lunch

>boss orders then says fuck you go make it yourself

>k sure just don't complain when I take 3x as much onion tomato and croutons ya cunt

>finish loading up my salad but can't find the italian dressing, nothing is fucking labeled and all I can identify is the ranch and thousand island and shit

>after searching a while say fuck it and just grab a random bottle that was next to the croutons, looked like it might be some kind of vinaigrette (it's labeled but only has the fucking date on it, good job to whatever roastie cunt was in charge of that)

>drizzle an appropriate amount over my salad and dig in soon after

>wow, this vinaigrette is sweet

>really fucking sweet

>wait. shit

>mfw I poured caramel sauce all over my salad

>mfw it actually wasn't that bad and I still ate it

Although it did give me a stomach ache

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Who was the super autistic robot who invented the aqueducts? And why did they where in that shape?

Boy look at the modern one, truly everything that is modern is bad.



Aqueducts are great. But pumping stations are pretty cool too. Are you trying to D&C the waterworks community here? If so, you will fail. We might all have our preferences on how to get water from A to B but in the end we just want the water to flow.

I'm btw a pumping station guy. There are very beautiful and old pumping stations like Crossness here. Ofc not as old as Roman aqueducts but still.


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They do not show mastery over nature as well as a giant fuckoff bridge spanning hundreds of kilometers, which is why aqueducts are preferable for empires to show off their power to everyone.

They also give nice shade and shelter from rain while traveling the countryside.

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I realised that I feel the best in the night. Why? Because normies are sleeping then and everybody in my house does. And world is so quiet. And I m quiet too, so I like that kind of world.

But in the day I have no energy, I dislike that nobodys sleeps in my house and outside it isnt perfectly quiet either.

Anybody feels the same? Or meaby this is some kind of depression?



Try taking walks at 2am or so.

It's very relaxing to have the entire world to yourself with no normalfags to fuck it up.

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