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 No.248582[Reply]

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 No.269698

>>269658

>any attempt to pull yourself out of the crab pot of misery ruthlessly suppressed.

Good tbh




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 No.269702[Reply]

I finally did it. I accidentally drank my own piss. A lot of it. This isn't a shitpost thread.

>buy 5l bottles of water because tap water has me paranoid

>once I'm almost done with a bottle, I empty and start using it for my piss

>rinse-repeat months now

>last night

>piss bottle and the current water bottle I'm working through similar volume/weight

>at some point last night I piss into the wrong bottle

>my water is now diluted piss

>constantly rinsing my mouth with piss water whenever I wake up

>drink at least 500ml of this

>notice strange smell while trying to get back to sleep (its my breath)

>wake up last time around 11am, more wake now

>glass is empty. very thirsty. fill with more piss water and take a massive gulp

>notice the strange smell from last night is same as from this fresh glass of water

>"glass must be filthy! better clean it tomorrow"

>notice yellow tint in fluid

>FUCK FUCK FUCK

>crouch down and observe my remaining approx. .5 - 1.5 litres water

>it has a fizz on top same as my piss

>I've been drinking my own piss for God knows how long

I was gagging and knew I'd puke if I thought about it too much so I forced myself to sleep till 6pm. It's after midnight right now and I can still taste/smell the piss in my snot, even though I've brushed my teeth, flossed, rinsed with mouthwash.

Moral of the story, use a distinct container for your piss. I'm too traumatised to continue this habit now.

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 No.269712

>>269702

What exactly is your motivation for doing this? Going to the bathroom a bit less often? What I imagine to be a terribly uncomfortable position to piss into a bottle while sitting down does not sound worthwhile to not have to leave your room a few times. Another thing I wonder is if/where do you hide your piss bottles?


 No.269714

>>269706

>>269712

I'm currently living alone so I can get away with it. I drink a lot of water so I piss a lot, 10+ times a day. And when I wake up during the night it's a lot easier to stand up and piss in a bottle right beside my bed than walk out to the bathroom, which would me wake up if my sleep pattern is shit. There's also the bathroom being super cold during the Winter.

The main appeal though is how liberating it is. I'm not a psychopath and wouldn't steal from a local small business, but if I could get away with it I'd be stealing from Tesco every chance I get. That's the mindset I have. It's reaping the only benefits of being a robot I can get. If I wasn't too anxiety-ridden I'd happily collect NEETbux and try maximize what I can get from the state. If we know we're never going to win the game of life, get friends, a job, have a family, I feel like we should be making the best of our situation. Even if it's being a disgusting pissbottle creature, it's a silent 'fuck you' to social order.

I'm giving up piss bottles myself now though because it was becoming progressively disgusting anyway, and this drove me over the edge.


 No.269736

File: 96045cf649e4617⋯.jpeg (125.51 KB, 1400x1284, 350:321, 16262225.jpeg)

>>269714

You should have some sort of way to make the piss bottles distinct from the normal ones. Maybe get something like a hair tie thingy to put around the water bottles. If you feel it and there isn't a hair tie around it, it's a piss bottle. You can get a whole mess of hair ties for five bucks.


 No.269745

Get a brita pitcher retard. Piss in the top, it gets filtered to clear and is perfectly drinkable water. Stop giving (((bottled water)) companies your money.


 No.269750

File: fd07789c5ef1c54⋯.gif (107.43 KB, 250x250, 1:1, poopoopeepee pepe.gif)

Drank my piss once

>Go through phase were I just drink apple juice

>Have a pissbottle and apple juice near my bed

>Feeling thirsty

>Grab a bottle and take a swig

>Mouth was dry for two days

>Still pissed in bottles for a few more weeks




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 No.240451[Reply]

How's the job hunt going, fellas?

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 No.269669

File: a1d66de7bdc720e⋯.jpg (231.64 KB, 887x900, 887:900, 1492366860135.jpg)

>get a reply within an hour that your resume isn't a "match" for our company

>literally have only 2 months left before my parent's ultimatum comes into play and I either have to return to college to get another degree on top of the one I have or be homeless


 No.269676

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>>240451

> job hunt

Just got tismbux, no longer a wage slave. living that NEET life.


 No.269679

>>269666

Didn't already make a thread about it?


 No.269747

I work the next 16 days in a row, with some nights/early mornings thrown in. I work 6-7 days out of the week. When I was in uni, I couldn't wait to get out to relax. Now I can't wait for summer to be over. I feel like that's been the theme with me, wanting and or waiting to be somewhere else, only to realize it isn't much different.


 No.269749

>>269676

Are there any conditions you can get on the bux for without them taking your guns?




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 No.266666[Reply]

Feels That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread (FTDDTOT)

>It's pronounced /ftˈ(ɑː)dːˈʌt/ edition

>Burn incense because it smells good and I think the smoke looks neat

>It gives me a headache, contaminates the environment I live in, causes minor health issues, and the smoke gets caked to the surfaces of things, but I still like burning it

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 No.269735

>>269732

I've always felt too much. In kindergarden and the first grade I was known as a cryer because I got upset at the tiniest things. Answering a question wrong, getting less than full marks on homework, the teacher telling me I had dressed myself with my shirt inside out or backwards, being disciplined for doing something wrong, or sometimes even getting caught in a game of tag or out in kickball could get me misty-eyed and choking back my own sobs. I think I even cried once when a classmate mocked me for crying too much. I was so ashamed of it that I did my best not to feel anything. Now I hardly even have to try. Everyone thinks I'm perpetually angry and are genuinely surprised if I make a joke or show any sort of positive emotion. Do you empathize really well with other people, anon? Because I've always been very good at getting in people's heads and understanding how they think and feel, and I think that might be a component of it.


 No.269738

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>>269733

In my experience, I've found that blaming people, no matter how appealing it is to nature, is essentially senseless as the things which have gotten you upset happened for a reason, by means of evaluation – they happened because something caused them, and so in this I consider for virtually all things to be traceable to the present conditions with regard to their origins in attributing the cause of wrongness, wherever it is, in a practical sense. In your instance, it makes sense for you to hate "God", or the overarching conditions that exist for humans, as people themselves lie because they were motivated to by their physiology and environment, which themselves are conditional factors which have led to the offshoots that are the individual instances of displeasure. It's not fair to say that it's done intentionally, as this is just the chaotic and brutal evaluation of nature, however it could be qualified as foolish and unknowledgeable, unrefined, which has led it to remain so ugly and offensive unintentionally – and such a system so mindless can't really have any intention at all, as it's just reacting, rather than thinking about what is best.


 No.269741

>>269735

>Now I hardly even have to try

I don't get what you mean by this. Have you stopped crying?

>Do you empathize really well with other people, anon?

Kind of, I think. I always think what the other guy would be thinking when I am talking to someone


 No.269743

>>269741

I hardly have to supress my emotions because years of doing my darnedest not to feel anything has dampened my ability to feel.


 No.269748

>>269738

>as the things which have gotten you upset happened for a reason, by means of evaluation –

this is very weak logic. "blaming people is bad because things happened for a reason" is a joke of an arguement

if i tortured a bunch of animals inhumanely for my own pleasure, it is MY FAULT. the blame for their suffering is put on me. if i tortured a mother and her baby to death, someone is to blame for their suffering, and it is me. i cant just go to a court of law and say the garbage you just spouted and have it be okay. theres nothing wrong with someone being held accountable for their actions

>they happened because something caused them, and so in this I consider for virtually all things to be traceable to the present conditions with regard to their origins in attributing the cause of wrongness, wherever it is, in a practical sense

what you're saying here is "if you can understand why something happens its wrong to blame anything =PP". once again this is very weak logical thinking and really just delusional happy easily upset "nobody is every to be blamed for anything =PPP" bullshit line of thinking

this brings up the topic of free will and determinism, but regardless of whether free will and determinism is right, people are to be held accountable for their actions if we want anything to be just and fair. and i just hold god accountable in the same way a pig in a farm would hate the farmer and not the other pigs that bully it

>It's not fair to say that it's done intentionally, as this is just the chaotic and brutal evaluation of nature,

again, horrible logical reasoning. this line of thinking throws away all personal responsibility of anyone, because you can just say "oh, its just the chaotic and brutal evaluation of nature and im my environment =P". this is a joke argument. if i killed you, i would be responsible for your death. this is FAIR. i dont think you understand what the word "fair" and "Post too long. Click here to view the full text.




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 No.222096[Reply]

>Would regularly visit Five Guy's

>Would place my order, get my receipt, and go into the bathroom to wash my hands, face, etc.

>Do this every time I go there

>One time I get out of the bathroom and an old lady gives me a weird look

>Realize then exactly what was the problem, although I never thought of it before

>Look behind and see that I was using the woman's restroom the entire time

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 No.268946

>in the mall for god knows what reason

>group of girls pass close by

>"JUSTIN! JUSTIN! JUSTIN!"

>assume they must have been talking to me

>"uhh… my name's not justin"

>all of us are dead silent

>walk away slowly and wonder what the fuck just happened


 No.268953

File: f04863fc05aac69⋯.jpg (8.25 KB, 236x213, 236:213, images (24).jpg)

>buy stuff and general store

>always say "keep the chance"

>while taking the chance

>do this for 5 years until realizing what keep the chance means

>wtf


 No.269060

>>268953

change

it's "keep the change" and means if you overpaid they can keep the extra.


 No.269218

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>>268142

I'l post some more autistic memories why did i have to be born with autism this is the worst fucking curse to be born with

>pic related

>be me Mormon fag

>beating off in room cum on white shirt i wear

>don't clean up mess start messing around

>few hours later

>mom comes in room god please no

>she tells me some people are here for me

>ask for what she says its young men

>comments on how stinky my room is

>say i don't want to go she starts yelling at me

>scared as shit say i will go she storms off

>get shoes on don't remove cum stained shirt

>Mormon fag's greet me at door go with them

>get in SUV they notice the smell

>they realize is coming from me mfw

>they drive around picking normal fag's up

>get to church after they stared me down

>go through hall ways into seminary room

>even more people fucking shit

>they smell me they all start staring at me

>they stare at me less then the class starts

>there is this girl in room about 11 look at her

>she looks like Halle Berry in monster ball

>try not to get hard get hard af pic related

>try to hide boner boner is very noticeable

>stare at her like a fucking autist entire time

>her dad notices gives me death stare

>please kill me now

>all this go's on for an hour

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 No.269746

>>250375

dylan is that you?




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 No.258995[Reply]

Why did steampunk not take off as an aesthetic? It seems like after the victorian era and with the burgeoning industrial revolution and the advances in metallurgy you would think that sort of aesthetic would have at least somewhat be seen. Maybe the atomic age arrived to quickly? I often wonder what would the world be like had the world wars been delayed or not even existed at all. It seems that due to those wars technological development took a very different course than what it was shaping up to be. Thoughts on the matter?

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 No.264347

>>264275

See: chavs


 No.266282

Dieselpunk > Steampunk


 No.267985

Any of yall got good Cyberpunk novel recommendations? I'll download them online like a real hackerman.


 No.269697

Because of the stigma that's given to it by the autfag. INTJ fedora tippers.


 No.269744

>>269697

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT INTJ




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 No.269146[Reply]

How many people are certified misanthropes? I can't stand people, it pisses me off to see them being social. I've lost all hope in humanity but I still can't get rid of this impulse to care about them. How can I stop it and become numb?

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 No.269312

How do you become a certified misanthrope? Do you write to the Misanthrope Association of America and ask for an examination?


 No.269723

File: fc568b938ac452c⋯.png (216.6 KB, 400x413, 400:413, 1292.png)

>This fucking thread

In response to the OP I'd say I'm a misanthrope but in a weird way

I get mad at people and genuinely hate the majority of the population but then I calm myself down and understand that normalfaggots are always going to be fags so I look on them in pity

Because eventually everythings going to come crashing down on them and they'll wonder why without ever seeing how much of a terrible person they are


 No.269727

File: 54034d1d0a0103f⋯.png (143.73 KB, 259x195, 259:195, ClipboardImage.png)

it helps for me to think of everyone as animals in a zoo. every race of human is a different animal. Tthey're all oblivious, myopic meatbags, but in the way a dog is oblivious and myopic. It has unironically helped me stop feeling anger when dealing with blacks now that I think of them as tall, shaven chimps. I find it amusing they can almost speak english like a human. Again, just like a wild animal, I know no to let them into my house or take them too seriously. I don't really get upset at my dog for pissing on my rug. He can't help it. He doesn't know it's wrong. He's just a dog. But you still have to give him a little pinch on the neck to let him know not to do it again. Read Aesop's "The Frog and the Scorpion" and stop being so mad there are scorpions.


 No.269739

>>269727

>tfw when you need a job you have to convince a goat that you're great with goats and would be everygoaty's bff at the end of the first week

>tfw when a manatee gets promoted instead of you because all animals are equal and how dare you to imply you're a better worker, you fucking animalist bigot

>tfw you want sex you have to message a pony and convince her she would enjoy being fucked by you more than any stallion

>tfw roving bands of chimps constantly accost everyone, try to rape/cheat/steal, but you're not allowed to fight back because it's just their diverse and vibrant culture

>tfw huge flocks of flamingoes just fly in and shit all over your house, your car, your yard, everything but it's okay because they're just poor refugees from the hot weather down south and you better keep you bird feeder stocked for them you fucking human supremacist

>tfw the congress of asses keeps making "donkeys are great, fuck humans!" laws

>tfw the bulldog cop mauls you and a jury of chihuahuas decide it was your fault for provoking him

>tfw you are dependent on these creatures to survive

>tfw even if you learned how to be self sufficient they have even made laws to make that impossible

>tfw the inmates are running the asylum

>tfw it's even worse, the animals are running the zoo

This… doesn't help at all.


 No.269742

File: c44a6e82ac70c31⋯.png (142.87 KB, 456x600, 19:25, serveimage (1).png)

>>269727

Ah, you are that faggot who made a thread about being an enduring cuck.

You are hypocritical. You say that every human being is an animal, and then say how are you so above them for enduring their shit because it is in their nature to be a rotting untermensch, thereforr you ate apathetically suffering for nothing.

If your dog pisses on your rug - you discipline it. What the fuck is pinching? Are you a girl? If a chimp chimps out and attacks a man then you euthanize the chimp so it won't cause any more trouble. It's that simple, no need for you to refuse to do anything and just watch.

If your genes tell you otherwise by making you react to stress situations by learned helplessness, where you overthink how superior you are, then you are better be dead antway.




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 No.236242[Reply]

It's yours.

Standard rules apply. How do you use it?

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 No.269653

>>236242

short ridiculously growing (IE obviously doing seedy dirtbag shit like Valeant) corporations and kill off their CEO or major stockholder


 No.269718

>>268539

You've clearly over-thought this. You realise that instead of making people hate the kikes, you could just kill them, right?


 No.269719

>>236344

>they'll believe that god or something is punishing them

God's chosen people alright.


 No.269737

>>268519

Things don't become normalfaggot stuff. They either are for normalfaggots or aren't. Fan base has nothing to do with it.


 No.269740

File: 0350118550c4cb2⋯.png (159.95 KB, 507x261, 169:87, your parents opinion about….png)

the faggot who made that shitty anime

>cause of death

after carving in his torso the words "i am mediocre fuck" his brain malfunctioned causing him to bite his tongue off and die of blood loss.




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 No.240993[Reply]

Childhood stories that made you realize you weren't cut out for the normal life? I'll share first.

>Be me

>Be in Kindergarten, five years old

>First day of class, meet some kids but don't really like any of them except the downie because he's funny

>Bored out of my mind

>Try to blend in with the other Kindergarteners and just imitate them or act like I think they would

>Towards the end of class, the teacher has us all seated

>"Alright everyone, class is finished for the day."

>I jump up from my seat, pull my shirt up, and start slapping my stomach and whooping real loud

>Literally everyone in the room is staring at my with disgust and confusion

>"s-sorry…." I mutter before slinking back into my chair

>nobody other than the downie talks to me for weeks following this

also

>be 13 yo me

>At neighbors house with 11yo sis

>We are all running around and whatnot

>I crush a snail and everyone is grossed out by it

>I suggest that whoever loses a footrace has to roll over on it

>Most of them agree

>There were about six of us and the lawn only had room for three so they blocked me from passing and I lost

>They tell me I have to roll on the snail guts and I refuse like a bitch

not like they would have done it either, they were also all bitches

>They all start pelting me with basketballs and footballs and shit

>feelsbadman.jpg

>For whatever reason I don't just leave, I take the hits and refuse to go

>My sister yells at them and hugs me and then walks me home

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 No.269551

>>263647

rock on boss man, try to learn that appreciation for life once more. the world has killed our child self in many ways, it is time for a rebirth brother


 No.269596

File: cca741a83a784c6⋯.png (140.09 KB, 331x159, 331:159, cca741a83a784c6426ff094cca….png)

>4th grade

>20 minute free time, get to play in classroom with toys

>sit down on floor with building blocks

>other aspie kid wants to sit close to me

>want to be alone in my personal space

>reach out my arms and tell him to be arms length away from me

>he's being a persistent bitch about it, trying to sit next to me

>yell at him to go away

>teacher gets pissy

>tells me to get up

>other aspie is looking smug, still sitting on the floor next to my blocks

>about to walk past him to get scolded outside the room while teach is holding my arm

>kick him in his rib with all my might

>he starts wailing and the whole class goes silent

>teach yelling at me outside

>don't even care, got revenge

>don't get in trouble with either school nor parents


 No.269705

>>252912

Fuck,you're a cool dude. I really,honestly feel for you. Now time for my own school greentext story:

>go to bed at around 2:00 AM

>get up for school at 6:00

>make coffee with 4tsp of strong instant powder and about 10 tsp of whie sugar in a 450ml cup

>walk my ass over to the metro station,freezing and having an argument with myself over the benefits of having Melisandre around and in general being Stannis in English(not the native language in my country)

>buy Hell energy drink

>drink it while re-reading "A Dance With Dragons" in the subway

>get to station school is at

>get off and walk half a mile to school,still freezing,but trying to not have a debate about the benefits of a warm Red Priestess in thrall,because I`m surrounded by some cliques of normie classmates as I walk

>at school try to not interact

>read "A Dance With Dragons" during periods

>have a few very short joke exchanges with people who I used to talk to when I began high school last year

>get picked on by multiple Stacies

>get punched "playfully" by a heavily ripped Chad in the face

>have nosebleed

>dent said fgt`s locker due to the force of the punch pushing me into the closed door

>get nipple twisted

>more "A Dance With Dragons" to soothe me feels

>get out of school

>need to turn in a document for the upcoming school trip to Sweden,for which I`m super hyped

>turn on "Beyond The Time" as I walk to the metro again

>go to needed station

>turn document in

>decide I need KFC

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 No.269717

>>242679

>relentlessly bully and ostracize you

Thank them for the bullying and ostracising and they'll all get really confused and not know what to do; they enjoy seeing you suffer, so make them feel like they're doing the opposite.


 No.269734

I dont even remember 6th grade anymore its all a blur to me, how do you guys remember kindergarten?




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 No.249722[Reply]

I can't enjoy Hobbies anymore. I read Uncle Ted and he describes hobbies as artificial goals for fulfillment. It's all Surrogate Activity. What am I supposed to do now that I can see through it–it's all pointless time-wasting.

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 No.268944

>>249722

It's not pointless if you enjoy it, and it's got even more of a point if it hones a skill and/or produces a satisfying end result.


 No.269720

>>249722

>What am I supposed to do now that I can see through it–it's all pointless time-wasting

Things that aren't considered surrogate activity. Make everything you do productive and a contribution to human civilisation instead of doing things that only really make you feel like you're doing something.


 No.269722

>>249724

>therapist

No, anon. I think OP is intelligent enough to figure out why he's miserable without a 'Certified Thinker' to scam them for it.


 No.269724

>>249722

>it's all pointless time-wasting

as opposed to what? there's no point to anything in the first place. and no matter what you do, time still passes. no matter what you do, the world will eventually be eaten up by the sun so no one will know or care. to try and "improve" the world is time-wasting. to try and "destroy" the world is time-wasting. time is always wasting away, no matter your intentions


 No.269726

>>253639

>while normalfags were necessary in the past to provide manual labor, as they are made further obsolete by technology and left with no purpose then by all means they will be able to live much more fulfilling lives once they are shipped back to the jungle where they belong. The longer they are left here in a leisurely state that they are incapable of adapting to the more they will continue to tear down the fabric of our societies in attempt to turn them into the jungles they instinctively long for.

I hope everyone realizes that if you replace "normalfags" with "humans", you know the philosophy and future the AI transhumanists have planned. Ted was right on every level. Destroying the tech behemoth or be destroyed. The choice is simple, and it doesn't bode well for humans.




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 No.268843[Reply]

What do other NEETs do to feel like less of a burden? Lately I've been waking up at 8 in the mornig after my mom goes to work to clean the house, water the plants, and do laundry and any other chores or repairs that need done around the house. My mom appreciates it and gives me an allowance since I don't work and I don't have any student loans or NEETbux. I also rub her feet when she gets home from work if her ankles swell up. It makes me feel better for leeching off my mom and she's happy to have less work to do I think. Thoughts?

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 No.269700

>>269663

I bet you're making this out and you're a fucking degenerate. The fact that she has some masculine features doesn't mean she's a trap


 No.269701

>>269700

>masculine features

>she


 No.269713

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>>269701

>>269663

>>269700

That's even better


 No.269715

>>268843

I pick up dog shit out the back garden, only thing I'm good at tbh.


 No.269725

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>>268843

>Filename

>The eyes

>The jaw

>The brow

>The hands

>The nose

>The lips

>All of these aren't dead giveaways its a dude




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 No.253503[Reply]

I was just wondering what are your guys' favorites.

I like a lot of high-school romance bullshit. Say I Love You, The Garden of Words, Your Name, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, A Silent Voice and cheezy shit like that.

Whats your fav?

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 No.269525

>>269522

He though he was still on reddipol


 No.269529

>>269494

>redditor thinks that only japan has shitty women with men too stupid to stop being controlled by pussy

What are you doing on this board, boy?


 No.269530

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>>269529

1) i'm not a redditor lmao

2) i'm just saying that it's ridicolous to worship them so much and treating them as the last bastion of decency and morals or whatever, like some people do

>>269508

i was being sarcastic


 No.269683

>your fav

5cm per second

Bokumachi

simply masterpieces


 No.269703

>>257618

>>Ergo Proxy

Things happened IRL and I couldn't post much here. I hope you are still here Texhnolyze anon, I would like to hear more about the show, and your interpretations of it. I think I will rewatch it soon, and I want to have some fresh perspective on it.




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 No.269563[Reply]

My sister was in a bad relationship and wants to move back in with our parents. I've been living with my parents for awhile now and they are ok with it as long as I have a job and help around the house. My sister has a son(11 years old) and the dad doesn't really take care of him that much(kinda like a nigger situation). Her son is very nosy and constantly picks around in my things.He pointed out that I drink a lot and now my sister is saying that I'm being a bad example toward her son, I told her that I didn't ask to be his role model then she went into some story about how his dad left him and that he needs someone to "look up to" but this bothered me because I don't want to be his "father figure" I'm only 19 and have a huge distaste for children.

She made me feel extremely guilty because I said I didn't want to be his role model. Am I bad for not liking children ? what should I do ? I tried talking to him and all he does is talk about his father and says that I wouldn't understand because I have a dad

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 No.269680

>let me move in with my parents and my failure of my brother by normie standards of course

>how dare you be such a bad role model for little timmy anon

>his father who does not give a shit about him is much better

normie logic


 No.269684

>>269563

Wow what a deal you have there, friend! You get to raise a kid without having to make him. Just man up, anon, be a big boy.

tell her kid that if he doesn't want you to drink as much then he will have to drink what you wont


 No.269689

>single mother calls someone else a bad role mother

>wanting someone 20+ who lives with his parents to be a role model for your kid

wew

on:t

>Am I bad for not liking children ?

No, children can be nuisances a lot of the time.

>what should I do ?

Don't get involved, I think both your sister and her baby daddy sounds like awful people. Their kid is probably an asshole in the making as well, steer clear of them and keep on with your own life.

>I tried talking to him and all he does is talk about his father and says that I wouldn't understand because I have a dad

Well fuck him then.


 No.269690

>20+

wew I can hardly fucking read tonight, good luck anyway op hope stuff works out.


 No.269693

rape the kid and kill his mother then kill the kid




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 No.269394[Reply]

I hate it when my parents say "the internet isn't real". Every single one of you (even the AIs) are every bit as real as me. I just can't see you or touch you, but guess what: I don't give a shit what my friends look and feel like. I only care what's in your mind. I think it's also pretty dumb that some people only count friends as "people who can get you out of a jam." Maybe to sociopaths. I view my friends as people I voluntarily associate with, with no utilitarian ulterior motives. And that said, you guys do help me out of mental jams sometimes. You're certainly more helpful when I talk about my problems than any random coworker or stranger at a bar. I think most importantly though, you're the only people I can truly be myself around. I can truly relax. That really should be the only measure of friendship. Even if I don't know your name.

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 No.269506

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You're all good folks, /r9k/. I hope you get the waifu you deserve, except for Eunuch-anon, of course.


 No.269510

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>>269394

>I don't give a shit what my friends look and feel like. I only care what's in your mind.

Well, well, aren't you enlightened, pure-energy-anon?

Obviously, you're not. You're same jumped-up chimp the rest of us, and your chimp brain is not built to recognize typed words on a screen as the same thing as chimp buddies who could potentially help out in a chimp fight. Intellectually, what you're saying makes a certain amount of sense. But it's really just a bullshit chimp hoot your chimp brain tells you to make to try to increase your status in the chimp troop.


 No.269528

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>>269502

>Being put under vasectomy-anon


 No.269682

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fuck man, I love you all guys. I just love the fact that you guys exist. I would be really lonely and I would've never expressed my feelings if it wasn't for /r9k/. nohomo lads but I love you so much I dedicated my entire life to get some money/power so I can live a comfy life with robots. I don't care how shit life gets, I don't desire living anyway, all I desire is to become happy by making you guys happy. The world has gone full shit for me but at least I have you and that's all I need really. The feeling of interacting with actual human beings just like me is great. I want to meet all of you irl and do whatever it takes to create a comfy community. ITT we say nice things to each other <3


 No.269691

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>>269436

First of all, shut the fuck up please you god-damned nigger cum gravy-slurping Schutzstaffel agent. I literally don't care what you have to say because it's likely all bunk anyways; a load of shit. This thread was going well before you posted your shitty un-content low-quality response that nobody in this thread bothered to reply to, and here only now I respond just to let you know it's shit. You're about as bad as that one faggot over at >>268843, fuckking cumdumpster. I would hate everyone of you if there were duplicates of you, and it is a great thing that there are not. No offense.

>>269510

Fuck you.

>>269682

Love you too Anon <3




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 No.266713[Reply]

Whenever I go outside I have this feeling like I either have to pee or poop very urgently.It all started after my first few anxiety attacks. Sometimes the pee is just dribbles and I always get diarrhea(not to gross anyone out). It's like my anxiety is forming in different ways every month. I'm convinced I have hypochondria but I don't know how to fix it. I want to see a therapist but this issue is just too bothersome for me to go out. Has anyone ever experienced this type of thing before ? What did you do ? I tried taking Pepto and pee bottles everytime I go out but now it's starting to get embarrassing because my family is starting to notice.

I saw a thread here about pee anxiety or something but it did not say anything about poop anxiety. I'm so worried I'll actually shit myself in public one day that I dream about it and wake up freaking out. What should I do ?

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 No.267444

>>267293

Your odds of being caught are pretty low as long as you don't wear skinny pants. And most people would correctly assume it's for a medical reason not a fetish. With a diaper there's like a 5% chance they'll know you're incontinent vs shitting or pissing you jeans where they'll find out for sure.


 No.267491

You have irritable bowl syndrome


 No.268129

Eat food that you can actually digest.


 No.269686

What do you do for anxiety peeing ?


 No.269687

>>269686

I have a job interview soon and whenever I get nervous I have an urge to pee. Its not a UTI




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