>I'm feeling lonely, I want a nice boyfriend to treat me well and invite me over to his house to get me blackout drunk so we can have fun and play a few games of Warhammer 40k
>gets on tinder, the premium service for finding nice, shy autistic NEET men that want to play autistic wargames with little plastic men
>sees a few such autistic beta NEETs
>eh, their gaming tables aren't big enough
>sees this nice big guy that looks like he builds his own tables
>goes to a bar to meet Chad "Want The Hunk? Get Drunk" Cockhammer
>has a few drinks at the bar
>agrees to go back to his house for some Warhammer
>"woman, I don't know why you're calling my dick a warhammer, but that sounds great, have more drinks!"
>tee hee this guy is such a joker! lol! He thinks I was talking about his private parts! tee hee! Sure I'll have a few drinks, this is gonna be an epic game :) :)
>blacks out, gets fucked
>wakes up naked in bed with Chad
>d-did we play a good game?
>feels something wet and sticky in her snatch
>w-wait! D-did we have s-sex?
>"yea babe, I'm horny again, pucker up!
>WTF HELP IM BEING RAPED, HE DIDN'T JUST WANT TO PLAY WARHAMMER 40K LIKE MEN ON TINDER ARE SUPPOSED TO!
I mean, what'd she expect?