BASED ON A TRUE FIMFIC WRITTEN BY JASON GODWIN
*+ + + In memoriam of Jason Godwin, better known as Glimmernigel. Original /mlpol/ lolcow. May you milk on in space you crazy bovine. + + +*
>complains about people wasting time on internet drama instead of focusing on super srs stuff
>starts two threads about his pony fanfiction_
_"Nigel, I'm almost hesitant to poke this particular bear any further, but frankly the level of disconnection from reality you've exhibited in this thread is literally CWC tier. As far as I've been able to discern, *your honest to God interpretation of what's going on here* is that some guy who once made fun of you on FiMfiction followed you to /mlpol/, took the time to establish an identity as Vril anon, brought along an entire army of doppelganger shitposters to "samefag," all with the apparent intention of sabotaging the community's opinion of some cringy fanfiction you wrote. And the Glimmerniggers! Oh God, the Glimmerniggers, they're everywhere! Your narcissistic, ridiculous assumption that there is some secret army of Starlight Glimmer fans hiding in the shadows on this site, just waiting to shit on your work, not because it's bad, but simply because you made fun of their favorite pony, is so over the top autistic it defies categorization. Like I'm pretty sure doctors are going to have to create a whole new spectrum just so they have somewhere to classify your autism._
_For your own good, let me make just one (probably futile) effort to explain in plain English what is actually happening here. You started two, not one but two, threads to fish for compliments on your horrendous, amateurishly-written fanfiction about yoPost too long. Click here to view the full text.