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david carradine died of auto erotic asphyxiation


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why is antinomy of common flowers so hard


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>realizing elf-san wa yaserarenai is just cute girls giving you diet tips


kuso girl



log off bitch nigger idiot soyboy



when will abe's propaganda stop..........


soy my way

boy my way


my whole upper body is aching

fucking gym


>sub 2 minute run in getting over it




on gdq?

did they show the super secret ending?


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i found a site with royalty free erotic stock illustrations

pick your poison



hands (?)





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when will my pizz return from the store


i feel incredibly paranoid and anxious for no real reason and its making me want to go back to sleep



it's because I shaved



Clearly she's gripping too hard

Poor boys dick has gone black from lack of circulation


autism flashback

one time in high school art class, a girl drew a huge piece of like 15 portraits of my face over who knows how many days

when she showed it to me i went something like "oh uh that's weird" and never talked to or made eye contact with her again


about to watch this awful will smith movie cause i hate myself


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is it bright

because whoo boy, bright is bad



which one?




of course

le fairy lives dont matter

bravo landis





that scene pretty much sums up the movie

a cool idea (modern man has to deal with a fantasy pest) ruined by terrible writing (max landis)


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these ones are good


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In a parallel world this girl is now your wife

In another, this girl stalked and killed you

And in another, both of them happened



grant make the tissue from the second one a flag


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how would you rate this flan



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i like these flans


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to be fair it is weird


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give the fat guy a beard and it's sako



i think she became some kind of stripper or escort or something, so maybe it was for the best


i can't believe anon let some girl become a stripper just because he was autistic



you could have saved her, anon



Also me


Also I'm not sure if Sako smiles, ever


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how come the main theme song for this shitty playstation move game is such a fucking banger


>(in sako's voice) uhhhh leeching off of my deadbeat parents without contributing anything is functioning

>uhhhh a job? im not getting one until [insert ever changing reason]


[in sponge voice] cocaine is good for you


isn’t he a highschool dropout too? one with no GED, even? that’s kind of pathetic


sponge angry

sponge MAD


sako is my spirit animal



if can be if you only do it a few times a year

it can be extremely cathartic


im pretty sure all the drugs youve done are starting to melt your brain


sako is my pet



if my brain is so bad then how did i graduate highschool



have you been doing drugs since high school




have you been doing nothing since dropping out

because that’s actually sad


uh hey maybe we could all be a little more understanding of each other's brain problems and also of our respective lots in life


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your flans are weak, child



jimmy sako deserves this

notice how there isn’t really anybody else here i harangue more.



sako actively deserves derision for failing to understand his own lot



sako doesn't even understand his own brain problems tbh


its amusing that drug addicts think they're better than me

it's even funnier that they have to fabricate things to try to get my goose


dumb crossie faggots with reality tunnels created by their inability to function deserve derision


[in Amethyst gem voice] ugh



did you graduate highschool?


uhhh you stopped learning japanese idiot wow stupid u dumb


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dropping out of high school because of multiple suicide attempts and crippling depression means u weetawded


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mayb that's his lot

we're all working on something, right


we all deserve shit for something, is all im saying

we could all cut each ither breaks sometimes



sounds like your sober brain is significantly more defective than my drug addled one



sounds like your sober brain is significantly more defective than my drug addled one



I don't think anyone ever expected you to self teach yourself an extremely difficult language with a wildly different writing scheme easily

It's not a failure or giving up so much as it's not an effective way of learning something like that


anyway what about that means you can’t get your GED? or do you just plan on reading hentai doujins for the rest of your hick life?


I'm feeling it now spongebob


like I've talked about why I dropped out and how I'm trying to fix myself

I'm learning how to drive and in the mean time I'm waiting for local businesses I can walk to to have some positions open up

I'm a significantly better person than sponge could ever be


no im still learning japanese

khan just posted a load of nonsense about how i quit learning because he can't get off my dick about how much he hates me



sako deserves more shit than he’s getting


wah wah i need therapy but im going to spend that money on drugs woe is me

fuck off idiot



you’re a better person than me because you’re finally starting to do things people your age did years ago? what about your GED?


do the drugs and the epic eris bullshit help you feel better about barely being a person


even I have a GED


rev i’m sorry about all the mean things i said to you

can i send you fifteen apology dollars

i’m going to focus all my negativity on sako


rev i’m sorry about all the mean things i said to you

can i send you fifteen apology dollars

i’m going to focus all my negativity on sako



Usually yeah

I permit myself one weekend of strong emotions if needed but otherwise I try to avoid feeling anything other than laughter or amusement



i think you’re projecting with this one, subhuman



you should be like me and focus the negativity you feel on improving yourself and your life

you can start by getting sober :)



you keep talking about getting a job but then always make up an excuse to not do it

I think sponge has had multiple jobs at least, he's definitely a more functional person than you


i mean, i passed high school and don't do a drugs but i'm still a shitty human being


Maw I dun fell in the floor hole again tell Paw to get muh harness





sure I guess?



*fights that existential dread*





sometimes I feel bad about shit talking gunlad because he's such an easy target


real talk sako why do you still come here


fenderlicious, definition



why would i let a couple retards that don't know shit about my actual life keep me from coming here


send me money tho



Something something he's already fuckin loco


its not like i can't handle sponge's bullshit

he's just some retarded drug addict that gets angry when people tell him drugs are bad


rev you should sell your plasma

then maybe you can stop pawning stuff


sako i just dont get the focus on "being better than" the rest of us

do you mean morally? or like better on the arbitrary scale of "doing life right"

wait a second

he just wants to be a "normie"


Goddamn this dragon fruit iced tea is fucking



Drugs are great and you should be doing them



no no

not better than the rest of you

just specifically better than sponge, which isn't hard


how dare you smoke the devil's lettuce



okay fine just spnge

better how


you'll cowards don't even smoke crack



not being a drug addict dipshit with a fake religion he doesn't actually believe in



nobody here likes you



youve got such low standards for yourself



Don't talk about our Cosmic Prophet L Ron Hubbard like that


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nobody here likes you


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chill the fuck down


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chill the fuck down


sako posting things he jerks off to again?


>oh no I'm not leasing a BMW 3 series god I must be a piece of shit

why are people like this



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*smashes my sippy cup against my adult sized baby bouncer*

haha sako pedo, laundry detergent xddDDDDD


dont take it so hard

nobody likes wonk, nobody likes cletus

but i get why they're still here



you either keep wanting more and suffer forever

or you live complacent and waste your potential



i kind of like wonk when he's not posting dumb bullshit


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has somebody made the sako pizza joke yet


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laundry detergent


laundry detergent


laundry detergent


laundry detergent




homestuck reference?


land of soap and bleach



sako pls


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sako this is pathetic man



not more pathetic than using the same tired insult for months on end




I'd probably do Viper's coke


sako aside, doing drugs regularly is bad



fuck off sako


the no job thing will get old once you get a job (i.e. not in the foreseeable future)


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the no job thing will get old once you get a job (i.e. not in the foreseeable future)


sako please stop posting your fap material


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*dumps contents of my adult sippy cup all over the floor and screams for mommy to clean up my mess*



*jerks it to gore*

*jerks it to rape*

*jerks it to underage girls*

sorry can't get a job, i'm busy you know


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again, please stop posting your sexual fantasies


this kid

is pissed


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waaaaah sako post hurt my feefees


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sako you’re pathetic. everything vfan said about you was right.


The Broth is spicy today


posting pictures of small kids in these threads is gross too


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sako you’re pathetic. everything vfan said about you was right.


Actually now that I think about it some spicy soup would be great right now

Sposed ta get like 7+ inches of snow tonight


>hey sako how are you less pathetic than sponge when you don’t have a job or a diploma and are generally a worthless neet weaboo hick?

>um obviously because i don’t do the drug:) i just jerk off to tiny anime girls being beaten and mutilated:)




whatchu up to brother

i'm watchin american horror story roanoke


why dont you just overdose already you fucking loser

did i hurt your feelings that bad?



it's epic



I just finished this earlier today. Great shit, even though I had a good deal of it spoiled for me.



you’re probably going to kill yourself first


can you not handle it sponge?

if im such a worthless hick why do you get so fucking incredibly upset

if you know you're so much better than me why don't you just ignore it?

why do you let it get to you so bad you decide you have to drive to indiana to beat me up

is your ego that fucking fragile?



i finished reading the original manga last night

it was good



you're the one throwing a tantrum my man



Incredibly epic projection



this isn't a tantrum

sponge is the one booty bothered by my posts



you don't know what projection means



I worked half a day and then went home after my break

Now I'm getting high and relaxing

Tomorrow I'm driving up to Connecticut to visit my friend for the weekend so that will be nice

Especially as his brother (also a very close friend) is driving, so regardless of how snowy/bad it gets out there I just get to snore in the passenger seat


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>why do you get so fucking incredibly upset



dude you're posting pictures of babies and like, trying to get into a shit-throwing match with sponge?

you are clearly booty bothered yourself





you're mad about getting called out on your shit







Broth Wars Episode VIII: Same As It Ever Was


shout out to tumut for being such a chill poster despite being a pretty bad person in real life




sponge doesnt have a leg to stand on

none of you actually know what i do outside of this board

i have no obligation to relay every single aspect of my life and what i do to any of you

you can all fucking pound sand and eat shit



the last time I tried the attendant said she couldn't find my veins

I guess I should try again though



Remember my manta: Purge your emotions except for relaxed contentment

and then everything is chill



dude nobody cares


sponge especially is fucking pathetic

he's so fucking fragile and angry that he has to try to organize a fucking fight with me because i upset him by criticizing his drug habit

he has no room to shit on me for anything



>so fucking fragile


are you not seeing the irony


I just wanna be a lil trashy pigman, but also a chill duderino



You have no obligation yet you keep posting your masturbation habits, blogging about falling in holes and spitting in the floor and telling us you'll get a job soon™️




my dead end job at jimmy johns is going to to support a family :)


man masaaki directing crybaby was a really good decision


At first when I moved back in with my ma and gram I was a little bummed

But shit no rent, free laundry, hot meals, etc

And I get to use my funds for bills and finances while also having comfortable drug and Booker money




as much as sako is kind of a shit on things could we please, actually stop the multiples times a day roundabout of someone picking a fight with him and then him sperging out for an hour or two


i wonder if i am the most functional person left on hsg



look, if you've got a better idea let's hear it




lets discuss homestuck



just not make some one-off shitpost about him being a dropout or whatever we're shitting on him for today

i can't even remember the last time he's gotten retarded over something political but y'all have to poke him knowing he's going to blow up over it





if you mean a homestuck cosplayer then yes


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did someone say "homestuck discussion"


Arise straight Ben



you can find a rare one at cons

good luck fucking them, though



>dropout or whatever

high school dropout without a job living at his parents' house



ara a best


are you ready for the inevitability of ex-homestuck fans in the 20's creeping on 14 year olds in hiveswap cosplay





you should be out of your parents house by the time you're 16 tbh :////


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thats implying hiveswap will bring in any new fans



the art itself on the new books aren't bad but does this mean we aren't getting an act 4 book in the style of the old ones?



they moved the spirograph...

also why the fug are johns jorts coloured



i'm waaaay late then


do you still work at jimmy johns


that cover is kind of misleading because the kids were never together like that lol


atleast they will never ruin problem sleuth...




recently i learned the ctrl alt del guy has actually become a decent artist

while hussie has done the opposite


The new cover art sucks

Theyre just standing there and there's a blank blue sky and a strip of grass

Where the old one actually looked nice and wasn't just a blank void


i refuse to let sponge get the credit for my eboric sako trolling



>recently i learned the ctrl alt del guy has actually become a decent artist

he didn't become a decent artist he just stopped drawing

ever since CAD got a reboot to being a superhero comic he hasn't been the artist, it's been some guy he hired and he just writes for it


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for people who have actually improved at art Rob Liefeld can actually draw normal people now




now i'm sad



>Theyre just standing there and there's a blank blue sky and a strip of grass

>Where the old one actually looked nice and wasn't just a blank void

any legitimate fan of homestuck in 2018 probably thinks acts 1 and 2 are boring shit so it fits their expectations


i'm not 100% on it that's just what I heard



the chances of the new homestuck book series getting finished is about the same as the original series



Are you sure? It still sorta looks like his style imo



They must have made him pick only two things from his usual trio of bad proportions, tactical pouches, and guns


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i'm not sure what i'm seeing

this has gotta be like an "ironic" thing right



a decade from now

homestuck is known as the great unfinished thing

a story with no epilogue

a game only half finished

the book printing barely started



>a decade from now

>homestuck is known

already pushing your hypothetical to its breaking point there


>monster hunter movie

>it's isekai



away, away

oh foul beast



yeah good point i just picked a word outta my ass


next year

ooh, next 4/13



isnt snapchat the epilogue


Lazy writers use isekai plots so they can spoonfeed the setting/lore of the "visited" world

Wow what's that?!

>that's a hurrdurrdurr, it does this waaaacky thing, doesn't your village have hurrdurrdurrs?

This new land sure isn't like modern Japan, yikes I am a fish out of water, if only there was some spunky local girl to mentor me



i dunno! was that confirmed? who knows!



>An ordinary man in a dead end job discovers that he is actually the descendant of an ancient hero. He must travel to a mystical world to train to become a Monster Hunter, before the mythical creatures from that world destroy ours.

directed by Paul Anderson, who brought us classics like Resident Evil



more to the point, who cares




i dunno i like closure

which is horrible when dealing with hussie



it's an easy way to solve the hard problem of natural exposition

it's better than having your characters painfully explaining things they should already know to each other. i was watching Bright and physically cringed when a detective was giving detailed exposition about a cult to a fucking member of said cult.

fish out of water is the easiest way to introduce a setting, and when your setting is a whole world, isekai is what you end up with.


>i like closure

>hasnt read problem sleuth, literally the only thing hussie finished


>tfw no spunky local girl to mentor me




he’s lashing out!


you know, you started that whole thing, so i think that’s mostly on you

also are we still on for may 16th?



>tfw no local mentor girl to fill with spunk


If the snapchats were the epilogue acknowledging them would be far worse than getting no closure


uhh actually it's your fault i got so mad over being told my drugs arent good for me, idiot, retard



this but ironically


sponge you got so triggered that i said drugs were bad you decided you needed to beat me up

dwell on that



do you not remember threatening me before that, and me saying you probably couldn’t? and then when i brought it up again you changed your mind and apologized for lashing out?

maybe your sad little dropout brain doesn’t retain information very well


>hes making up events now as damage control




no thats literally what happened

i said drugs were bad and you sperged out


i know the drugs really fucked with your head but now youre blending two distinct events that happened weeks apart together


both of you please shut the fuck up







when did this begin, ill look it up



i don’t have any damage to control boo boo



eat shit, tell sponge to stop having drug induced fits


sako hates me because i remind him of the stoners that bullied him out of highschool


*has a drug induced fit*


sako you’re a stinky little babyman


sako i’m driving to your house on may 16th and i’m going to breastfeed you



sponge please stop


sponge dont


im a dumb nigger and i fucked an underaged girl and bragged about it on hsg


i got her high first dont worry


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i’m technically still a virgin actually

you’re projecting really hard with this one


i dont know what projecting means either


both of you seriously shut the fuck up


sako since you had to resort to pretending to be me i have officially won this internet argument


(sako voice) haha keep using the laundry detergent gag xd

(sako voice) *calls sponge a druggie for the 500th time*


le sign


i le won a le internet argument


[in centrist voice] you're both brainlets



sponge is perpetually a druggie though

that's not even really a bad thing it's just a true statement

what even was the laundry thing again, i blanked it out


*ods on heroine*



this, unironically


wild idea: more than one active mod



i couldnt do my laundry once because i was out of detergent

thats it


wild idea: an elder scrolls/fallout game with MGS4's stealth system implemented



i mean i'm certainly not gonna ban them for this that'd be retarded

i just want them to stop arguing about the same shit forever. it's always someone egging on gunlad and then he spergs out for hours



>i blanked it out

epic proof you can’t remember shit

i bet your diet is trash



not my point

hes shitting on people for using the same insults but hes also repeatably using the same insults against sponge


I wanted to listen to All Star and it hit me that I had never actually seen the video before




sponge is stupid dumb druggie scum


hey now


i le won a le internet argument



10$ that sako calls you a druggie for not having reading comprehension


It's me


The new mod friend


go outside



laundry detergent



sponge who the fuck do you think i am


yea, and they're both stupid, but i think a perpetual state is slightly more of a valid argument than you forgetting something once



i can’t i’m trapped in a factory


do you actually think i’m constantly consuming hard drugs day in and day out

that’s epic don’t stop thinking that



*Sam Walton's ghostly hand caresses your lovely blue vest*



again, not my point


i bet sako and his family smell like shit






i'm aware of what your point is i was just making an autistic addition to your point


hey sako you’re technically a pedophile at least by the canadian standards lol


both of you shut the fuck up or you're getting a timeout


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the blackcoat's daughter was basically entirely ruined by miscasting

one actress portrays a character, and to portray the same character a decade later they got an actress that looks nothing like the first one and looks like the same age as the first

it's worse because the character is already like 17-18 when we first see her. it's not like she's a kid, she's pretty close to already being grown up. why the fuck would you not use the same actress with some makeup or something? or why not use a much older actress? does this character age by morphing into another fucking person?

i can't stop thinking about how bad this dumb fucking movie is

fuck you jay


What's tiffanarchs hypersonic called again








what was it about



t. brainlet that cant appreciate true kino


you're all terrible people who are wasting their lives tbqh



horror movie about demonic possession (or maybe she's just le crazy (bring your le own interpretation (this movie is le art! XD)))



this but without including me


I wanna see the shape of water


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spicy allegations



thatll be an epic nda to expire



life is shit



so we're just getting all the bad posting out of the way at the same time, huh


can someone gimme a list of the anons in hsg

pre exile works


bring back daily futaba



pre-exile there wasn't really a list of anons because, you know, anonymous

the only reason some anons now have a semi-personality attached to them is because the group of people is unchanging and relatively small


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this is supposed to be the same character, ten years later

fucking retarded

it's supposed to be a big reveal, like whoa this older woman was the kid from the beginning, but they made the kid too old and the woman too young so instead it's just confusing

they just wanted to put emma roberts's name on the poster so they ruined the whole movie


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emma roberts didn't even give a good performance, although whoever the other actress is did well.

i need to do something to get over how bad this movie was. maybe i'll send jay bauman cryptic serial killer threats through twitter dms to calm my mood.



just tell him you didn't like the movie like a normal person

his taste always seems to be weird obscure artsy stuff so I'm not really sure why you're surprised it's weird and artsy



>nope, of course not



nah, i need emotional catharsis. i demand the satisfaction this movie denied me.

maybe i'll mail him a poo.


>daft punk will never make any new (good) music because techno is too popular and they don't want to "redo" stuff they've already done

unironically one of the biggest disappointments of last year was no alive 2017, though I've known that hasn't been coming since pobably 2013


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>ywn see alive 2007 live





does justice still make music, they're the other french techno band that's good


tron legacy is the best music video ever made


i've always been partial to interstella 5555 as a great music video


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this has gotta be better than RAM, right?



>When the music's so good you gotta make the video into an anime movie


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i'm predicting detective pikachu will be a bad game

here's why:

- ryan reynolds is tapped for the tie-in movie, but they didn't get him to do the voice for the game (i think? it doesn't sound like him)

- the pikachu at the start of the video doesn't have the detective pikachu voice, that's a gimme

- "what if pokemon had gun" at 1:12


ram is so fucking good



it's the greatest music video ever made

and there isn't a single line of dialogue in it



unironically one of the worst opinions you've ever posted


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woman was forgettable

i mean literally, i've got plays of it on google play music but i can't remember anything about it



go the fuck of hell



ram is fucking terrible wonk




every track except Get Lucky is great



go, the fuck of hell



every track except Get Lucky is garbage






this shitbag is destroying me every time I go anywhere near him and I don't know how

one fucking blast of fire from him and I'm thrown through the fucking cave walls


man the names of places in this city are retarded

the westbank is generally in the east, the east bank is generally in the west, and the northshore is in the south

i don't think we have a "south" named area though



no, my man

Get Lucky is the worst song on the album but the only one that got radio play at all



rev i've listened to the entire album

it's garbage

hot garbage

the reason get lucky got radio play is because it's the only song that's even remotely good



and i fucking hate that




i think i one-shotted that guy by accident


like if they wannt be True Artist Musicians or whatever and not do anything again that's completely within their right but RAM is garbage and it's kind of upsetting they'll never make good music again

or any at all, i think


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No see rev is actually right for once

Get Lucky is fucking awful

there's not a single good song on the entire album



it's not Actually Good but it's certainly the best thing on there



oh, anon who won't step up and identify yourself, you are so wrong it's making me physically ill


well I'm about to bulk up on enchanted gear and as many potions as I can craft, and grab a companion to distract him

I just don't know how he's hitting me with fireballs from around a fucking corner that somehow one-shot me


i don't know if i like what they did with the second half of this american horror story season




>oh, anon who won't step up and identify yourself

this isn't luluco rev

anyway it's me, ben

you and jim have shit taste in music, but that's not surprising in the slightest



>the best thing on there

you're so wrong it hurts



t. wonk


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post rabbits



What happened to the guy who was sniffing cheeto dust or whatever


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who else is joining spongelord's suicide ghost army against the demiurge after they die



shut up wesley


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daft punk is a little boring once you've listened to all the disco songs they've sampled



have fun sucking on yaldobroth's snake cock for eternity



not that season

the one before it, roanoke

i dont want to watch the newest season


yeah but only if i dont have to commit suicide to join it



we'll all probably be wiped out when WWIII begins to get spicy so no worries



this is probably true however


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TH15.5 English patch is out


was roanoke the one that started off like a reality show?

how long did they keep that up?



yeah, it was a 5 episode reality show

and then a 5 episode reality show about the cast of the reality show, living with the actual victims, in the spooky house


it's fucking contrived i swear

i'm just in it to see folks get torn up

i just like AHS for the backstories they set up, the ghosts are usually more compelling than the living


my grandparents have been married for 75 years

i don't actually know how old they are but i think they're like early 90s

i think they married early in case he died in ww2


>enchant fire resist gear

>try to fast-travel back to honningbrew meadery

>game freezes, because bethesda




That's usually how things went down back then




he's 95 and she's 93 so they would've been 20/18


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im going to have a fucking stroke



for half a second i thought that was the official blurb by steam

does the game even have anything that's similar to undertale other than being a pixel indie game?


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we need to take down reylo general


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please be fake



fuck yes, four resist fire items, a 50% resist fire potion, hitting him with an arrow tipped with "damage magicka 70 points" a follower, and the shout "marked for death" took this asshole down


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Is Wet Hot American Summer and it's two Netflix series any good

All my friends recommend it heavily


oh thank god that loser died first



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ah christ


first things first rest in peace uncle scrooge



that doesn't make any fucking sense


alright so guardians are still a pretty decent threat, especially if they're close to you

they can still like 2-3 shot you and if they aren't far away it's hard to time their beam


also the time from when they shoot you to when they shoot you again is like really short so if you get shot you're at a disadvantage

respect restored


>try to report waifu hunter

>"an error has occurred"


rest in peace sako



report for what


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jim is this epic



putting actual lies in a game review.



no but your ghost might basically have to

is that chill



oh christ that's incredibly epic


yeah totally use my spirit for your epic ends


i take it back

this ahs season is gettin pretty good



hey does this mean i can have you after you die? not your body, you know, you


>edobean doing her dumb poyo shit every year




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is this, as opposed to whatever "normally" happens to "me" when i die



yeah, but this way will better for both of us

trust me!



no yeah, that's fine, i figure it's a better offer than whatever else i could get

consider me signed up


gimme something good to jerk off to


Up at the courthouse they call me Johnny Piss Pot






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I wish I could still drink like a teenager

Just reach the level where I don't care about anything except my immediate needs and how best to fulfill them



>you missed your chance to be young and sexy and irresponsible and you're going to end up like one of those 40 year old dudes replying to porn stars on twitter



where's my ecumenopolis option



i have no idea what night city is but the best cyberpunk city is shadowrun's Berlin



>going to end up like one of those 40 year old dudes replying to porn stars on twitter

nah see that's a choice

you don't have to do that



fix your sleep schedule and start exercising


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neo victorian steampunk city:)


Hong Kong Numbah Wan



yes he does


new genre: shitpunk


new genre: cuckpunk


new genre: retardpunk


new genre: prolapsepunk


I'm poking around hyrule castle a bit since I was farming guardians

it's v. epic

imagine if the rest of the main quest wasn't bare bones and actually epic like this


new genre: abortionpunk



it’s the closest thing to an actual dungeon in the game and i still thought it was too short

epic music tho



retardpunk it is!


in a future where the mentally deficient are earth's greatest source of energy and fine art...


I need to be a junkie rockstar by 2024 if I'm going to die in an epic blaze of glory like all my childhood heroes.

sponge how do i extract false confidence from drugs


new genre: zeldapunk


Lola and Claire 24/7 live feed

ft the Nervous Dogs



hail eris

find yourself before you find the epic drugs

also hallucinogens are epic


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it's gurrent year!




it's 2016!


three scoops:]



Ask not for whom the gurt tolls

It tolls for thee





tfw no colossal gf to vore you



das epic


>no cute way to tell a girl you want to be totally covered in her enzymes


sponge what do you think of those tiny anglerfish that become a sperm gland for the big female



it’s a very freaky concept i don’t think i’d like to be turned into a gland


i could go for a beef wellington rn

that sounds really really fucking good


i’m going to ask the tarot cards if i can go get a baconater



can you draw a card for me for my educational future


the king of cups says yes



That's a name I haven't heard in a long time

a long time



can i do it after my baconater



scratch that ask the cards if im gonna suck dick any time soon


of course



i’ll do one card for education and one card for dick sucking

just for you, jimmy



aw thanks sponge

enjoy your baconator


what fast food should i get for din din





except you don’t have those so whataburger



oh fuck!

rev with the good-ass suggestion!


don't have that either


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we got one of them



honestly though sonic is better than in n out


you also said "fast food"

if it's not Sonic, it's not fast


In 300 years someone’s gonna make a Hamilton-esque musical with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders and teenagers on the internet are gonna stan Donald Trump like “uwu my trash son Donald being a drama queen as usual” and I’m gonna have to do it. I’m gonna have to come back from the dead and destroy the planet.



rev you're crazy



>Sonic, he can really move

>Sonic, he's got an attitude

>Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive



i mean hamilton was a shit person (i think? i care very little for history) but i don't think he was anywhere near trump

i don't think anyone's been near trump outside of like maybe nixon


and nixon was just mostly evil, not insane



rev you're fucking nuts

you can't just play word association and expect people to understand where you're coming from



sure I can

>fast food

>sonic is fast

>sonic is a fast food chain


that was a pretty intelligible revpost to be fair



reminder to go experience http://tane.us/ again



While I agree that it's a choice, I think that phrasing elides the fact that the choice was not conscious.


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this BOTW update is intense


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1) did anyone even play code of princess?

2) why is curly in this sexy girls 2d fighter?


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cool trolls



you think they eat ass?



Vriska sucks ass, yes


voreme eatass is a valid troll name




the cerulean absolutely does



cyrill assnom



All Alternians Eat Ass



missed a prime opportunity for *borat voice*



maybe that’s the fastest way to fill a pail


wwhens kanayaposter comin back from the wwar



*borat voice*

these trolls are good not!


[in borat voice]

throw the trolls down the well so my country can be free



it’s 2019!


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>This thread


*ollies outie*



it’s epic thread:)


>twitter account about esoterica i follow posted a crystal i’m pretty sure i’ve seen in person



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posted: goofworm

(that’s it’s epic canon name)


c0da is more canon than PXS is


>pray to whatever gods there are for one single team without both a hanzo and a windowmaker

>get put into a game that instantly ends as soon as i join

the gods are cruel



eris is kind of Like That sometimes!

she means well, i promise! she means epic!


what it feels like to chew five cum


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then eris is a dumb gap-toothed gayfer

die, eris



eris is dead, yet she lives!

hail eris!


>first bout of anti-illuminati fervor in this country was created and propogated by federalists in the 1790s

it really gets that noggin joggin’, doesn’t it



anyone else thinks that kanye is gonna be the 46th president



i really hope not

also he acts like such a little bitch most of the time so i doubt it. he couldn’t do what trump did in the debates



Well Kanaya certainly isn't.



i do think we've entered an era of terrible neutered celebrity presidents, yeah



anything is possible at this point



i mean i don’t think he’s at his level. he’s not unstumpable. he’s not that cool under pressure. he’s not unstumpable.


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don't tell me what to do bitch


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>2020 democratic primaries

>more a shitshow than the 2016 GOP primaries

>the nomination candidates are zuckerberg, bernie, oprah, dwayne johnson, joe biden, kanye, al franken, and elizabeth warren

>begins as a shitstorm at first but as it goes on, people begin to drop out

>the remaining candidates are basically zuckerberg and oprah sucking up the delegates collectively(with kanye refusing to drop out)

>oprah later drops out due to serious health problems and zuckerberg basically concedes after being exposed about conspiracing with russia and rigging the primaries

>kanye wins by default and gets the democratic nomination due to being the only one left

>repubican primaries are less chaotic, only mike pence (current president due to trump assassination), jeb!, and ron paul are running

>pence ends up winning after a steady race with ron paul by a small margin

>election 2020

>kanye vs pence

>kanye wins but only barely due to people being anti pence

how accurate am i


doomfist is fun, but i feel useless without a good healer

so hard to stay alive past the first kill



>>the nomination candidates are zuckerberg, bernie, oprah, dwayne johnson, joe biden, kanye, al franken, and elizabeth warren




is this recent


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>homestuck cosplay


i think the real effect is that the officer of president will be neutered by surrounding agencies and made more of a figurehead

which is not good for democracy, but maybe better than letting a procession of consecutive retards fall-of-rome our asses out of existence


parliamentary democracy where the main leader changes more often and more easily if necessary when


the era of "great man" presidencies should end


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With accurate lalondes


the era of "no gf" me's should end



i hate this bitch! i want joey!


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rice for onigiri-made


salad veggies-chopped

kombu- cooked

statistics quiz-done

Time to drink some tea



what kind of tea





whoever linked the virtual barber video a couple of weeks ago and sent me down this dark path, fuck you


i had a microwave pot pie and a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch for din din



only time i ever drank peppermint tea it was nasty as fuck

idk if it was bad tea but its pretty much the only one that i really hated besides white tea


i bet wonk driinks soymilk



absolutely not


modern day homestuck AU where feferi calls eridan a soybuoy


i wonder how many trans characters there would be if homestuck started today



maybe it was bad

peppermint is my favorite non-caffeinated tea besides fig rose from teavana, and they stopped making that



>fig rose

sounds pretty nice

ive been drinking a cinnamon chai a lot recently and its really good



)(e's always mean to )(is soylent ween


homestuck highschool AU where eri shoots it up


i want omurice



me 2

i wanna know what it tastes like




do you think this actually exists, i wouldnt be surpised





would pay a girl to step on my tbh


everyone I like is starting to come to crtv


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cant get cod to work on my ps4, can anyone help


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i love this image


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comfy run with based ZFG


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should i make fried rice tomorrow


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i bet her uvula is cute



Puffy puppy pussy?


i think i’m too sleepy for in-depth dog genitalia discussion


jimmy i’ll do your reading tomorrow i’m sorry


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open your ass and god will follow


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what caused this sudden influx of not-quite-nudestuck posting


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How's this





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Oy Vey



thats okay sponge sleep well


when I go to vegas, I'm going to look up wonk's number in the phonebook then call him a nigger over a payphone



i’ll pay you for his number


by the time i got to neww york

i wwas livvin like a king


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i found his info

but i need to pay 95 cents for it... i could use that money...


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i’d buy that for a dollar


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has she posted butthole pics


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Kind of


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so close



the ass be fat



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thread theme


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i've played so many first person shooters, but i still just can't aim for shit on a console


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>all that fat



where's futa midday


dusk excuse me, not midday


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well if you really want fat


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anyone who enjoys cosplayer porn needs to get their self kill activated


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I can literally hear party goers raging outside on the way to/from parties and because I just transferred to this college I have literally no way to get into any of them, and since I'm in off-campus housing I have 0 way to make friends that could get me into them

this is a terrible feel


the wind divine beast temple took me literally less than 10 minutes to do

boss was at least harder than th fire one, but not by much


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>none of your booty calls is available

not a good feel lads


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(4 hours later)

i really don't see oprah losing the nomination if she runs -- she's too popular with both the neoliberal apparatus and the south.

zuckerberg (on paper) has the same issues that hillary does -- he lacks a major personality outside of "fucking nerd" so all of his actions seem nakedly political and fall on their face.

kanye doesn't have the cash reserves to run a campaign, plus he has mental issues, plus his twitter and discography are basically opposition research. he'd need a groundswell of populist support that oprah would probably siphon.


homestuck porn au where the only porn that ever, ever got made was that one shitty vriska flash game


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I should really find a cute boy here instead of feeling bad for myself

thanks for inspiring me, anon


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haha that book is so random XD



the waveform logo is even of a spork


>trump calling haiti and some african countries "shitholes"

who even cares anymore at this point


why do people always ask charles barkley about politics


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Because people are obsessed with knowing every viewpoint of other people even if they don't like it.



this but with trump



that doesn't really answer my question at all but alright


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Yes it does.







>neglect to take pepto bismal for 2 hours because i dont want the taste of medicine in my mouth

>take taste

>its bubblegum flavor

fucking EH



cum boy


[in jontron voice] ECHsdee XD


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Shit that's really cute


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goo night hsg


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do you think tokyo mirage sessions #fe will be ported to the switch?

points for:

- actually a pretty solid rpg, not as good as the persona series, but up there

- doesn't use the wii u gamepad for anything

points against:

- sold like ass

- not well recieved by the japan market of otaku

- not a good fire emblem game



other points against:

- that shitstorm over the gravure chapter being changed


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>damn bitch, you live like this?

also, here you go, clet


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>less than a full harvest of my fruit trees

>still not done replacing non-fruit trees with fruit trees



how are they al perfect?



you get a perfect orange, and plant it

the tree that grows has ten harvests (or the wiki tells me), 9 of them all perfect fruit, the tenth is a garbage harvest you have to pay to throw away

plant all the perfect oranges, repeat


like, it works for your town's native fruit


get some perfect fruit from your town and plant it, man



hes a brilliant man



is he

all i know of him is space jam memes


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I wish barkley 2 had come out while I still enjoyed its brand of humor



and then he woke up


ben i forgot to answer you earlier




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female doujin artiists really like to draw fucked up shit


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more like the koch suckers lol



which version of new leaf do you have


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sponge i don't remember you like macro on top of vore right




the one in the e-shop


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the funny cartoon porn


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I have welcome amiibo version


unga bunga

what for brekky



me pingy



*Bargs on ya dik*


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also, listen to aranea's canon voice


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power move



Way too old, she sounds like she's 50

Aranea is permanently stuck at ~19yo


i'm a vewy sweepy widdwe fewwow, but i've gotta go play in a tournament in an hour




did you see the ttc about why rivals is a lot better than ixalan




what'd he say



yeah same



"yea this is the last small set so we wanted to make it actually good"

like with how when they stopped doing core sets the last one was above average


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i'm sure you're aware but core sets were announced coming back around when unstable was announced


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jace sucks





i don't like core sets

but i guess they're trying anything to go back to before they forgot how to make a functional standard





my big brain hot take is that standard is bad and boring

i think this does mean less story planes though so that sucks, unless they start having a story in core sets, since the last one not including origins was before they started caring more about the story


Standard also costs a fortune to stay active in



yea that too




it is the most important format to the game though, financially speaking, which is why wotc is so desperate to fix it

i agree its shit and a waste of money though. i want to buy into modern eventually.





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i mean yea i understand that it's most of what people buy but it's just pretty bad

though eternal formats are also usually pretty bad and probably even more expensive than standard, at least unless you play it for several years


actually good formats>standard>modern>legacy/vintage



modern is good imo

tons of different viable decks, every lgs has tournaments for it, and your deck never rotates once you buy it

the price is a bitch though. i want to buy in but i don't know if i'll ever be able to justify it to myself and actually get a deck.


splatoon 2 is just

the worst fucking cancer game i hate it its the only game that maeks me mad



yea i thought about putting modern above standard since modern seeems like the least bad notreallyeternal format


have i bitched about a dark souls boss lately

the dancer

fuck her


then don't play it?


also frontier but no one plays frontier lol


Best formats in order: kitchen table w/ any cards not from an unset, pauper


the only good thing about frontier is that you can call it post-modern


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>not from an unset


Maybe I'll make a pauper deck today, just as a fun little diversion


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dont you ever tell me what to do



dog shit manga

log off for real



walked through what felt like -10C to get a single packzi

it was worth it


play slay the spire u cucks

especially ayny of u who likest card games


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i don't read it i just saw it in an /a/ thread



oh yes

macro is the only type of vore i really like. it’s epic



dont you ever tell me what to do



slurp gurt


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cannibalism > vore


cannibalism is just hard vore


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hard vore > soft vore


what’s up revtards


no one dies in vore!


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thank goodness no one here believes that


>tfw you will never die in vore




one of the big name comp players in overwatch died of tonsillitis


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overwatch kills






you're being ironic i hope




it's the first thing they show you when you start up the game



0:57-1:04 is popular i think

it's an ok song otherwise





get hydrated


who would win: a competitive video game man or two swollen throat boys


>Hawelka's passing was confirmed on Twitter by Team Liquid owners Steve Arhancet and Victor Goossens.

god it's so sad to see them try and act like actual sports

i mean actual sports are stupid but this is just flat out embarassing


pop team epic is getting FOUR new voice actors

yuuki aoi, taketatsu ayana for part 1

furukawa toshio (piccolo) and maeda masaharu (fist of the north star narrator / yoshikage kira) for part 2


>i'm gearin up boys i'm ready i feel it in my ding-dong diddly biddly biddly ball bag boys i tried ta hold back but i ding-dong diddly can't ding-dong diddly stop!!!! i wanna see ding-dong diddly TAMTAM doin this face while kneeling in front of my ding-dong diddly PEEPEE then i'd ding-dong diddly CUMCUM on her ding-dong diddly BOAT RACE (cockney rhyming slang for 'face' btw, just thought i'd contribute something educational in here, go forth and use the phrase 'boat race' instead of 'face' and impress all your anglophile buddies!) cummin ding-dong diddly BUCKETS and ding-dong diddly MORE BUCKETS of ding-dong diddly JIZZYJIZZYJIZZYJIZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

i love asp


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