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The cycle must be broken.


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wew i havent seen these in years


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Now let's get back back to the real stuff.


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You know you could load things into a gif instead of making a flip-book out of 10 jpgs



unless ur using windows then its rlly hard


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Who else thinks that niggers should not be allowed to ejaculate Our precious WHITE cum? It's against nature, isn't it?!



nigger cum is grey


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What? Windows would be much harder to do than on linux.

On Linux, you just convert the images to a video and then convert the video to a looped gif. All ffmpeg, two total commands.

So I'm guessing you're just some dumb nigger who doesn't use a linux desktop and doesn't know how to articulate sucking on the wintit very well?



the difference a single "," can make



Videos formats are better for this, you keep RGB. I don't know the parameter to make ffmpeg encode keyframes only however, as it would be better here.



You'd better use a graphical frontend


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Bible represent Babylonians and Egyptians in a very negative way. Istraelite bias



So, you are the dumb nigger who doesn't use a linux desktop and thinks a comma is going to appear even once in those two commands?


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Do any Anons here smoke?

I've been trying to find these again – they were great many years ago but I haven't seen them in a while…. Anyone know if they'r still around?


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Time to get wholesome, niggers.


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help, the (((jews))) are using magic again (((boom))) theyre gonna kill us (((zoop zoop zoop))) please help (((thats cyberjews to you goyim))) oh god no (((ZZZZZZZZZ)))


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anyone seen this?


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pass dat shit.


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Stop flooding this board.

It's worldwide and you're knocking off content.


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mmm yummy yum yum im mein tummy tum tum~


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you are all whores.

by the power of (((allah))) begone thot.


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Why do they all look like me?


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but muh home…


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Does anybody else have semen as part of their nutritional dietary food group pyramid?




Meet others on this dedicated forum.


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.



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Get your 8ch brand flesh light today!


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What do you do, when your daddy fucks your kids sister more than he does you? Should I just fuck my big brother instead now? He said he'd be OK with that.



You need to get out of the house.


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

beep beep



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Killa C would totally fuck up Viper in a fight!

Feud when?


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This is most addicting








my naem is better than yuors


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oekaki is gone through :(


You want oekaki back? I can enable it again.


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I said beep beep i'm a sheep


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Nobody ever drew with me despite my constant pleas, but yes I did like to draw at people.



Oekaki has been enabled.

Also KYS chodemonkey


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Fucking replace vs append


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Slowpoke >>9248



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thingz woulda bin different had i been got shot o man



wouldn't have asploaded, eh?


This isn't real coke. I knew it wasn't when I was buying it. But felt likey'd like me better if I went ahead and bought it.


ITT cringy confessions. I just gave mine from earlier today: being so lonely I bought fake coke that acquaintence's brother was pushing on me so I could spend a few more moments around smiles.

What's your recent cringe, anons?


I can see you thinking about "we've won" and the smiles and giggles and the puddle. Plenty of visual, but no audio. And anyway

purple orange blue green cyan



i kept looking away when introducing myself to this very good looking girl, the kind of girl I like; glasses, short, slim, and with big eyes. I'm certainly making it sound worse than it likely was. I think she likes me and I plan on asking her out tomorrow. Not much of a story but I thought I'd like to respond.



She was probably waiting for you to initiate.

Pro tip: commitment and loyalty are what a man provides in a relationship, not a woman. If you show unconditional love and only interest in her, you are effectively pricing yourself at $0.00. And she knows this.

You need to exude dominance. Find some way to point out a specific way she is beneath you, and then solve that for yourself. Don't offer it to her, it's yours, and she can have it too if you accept her. If she is worthy of being accepted.

I hope that made sense. Women don't like being wrong either. Don't point out they are wrong and try to explain it: women don't think using logic, their "active voice" is in emotion, so you'll never convince them nor would you gain anything were you able.

What women want is for a man who knows how to take what he wants. Instead of her being wrong, you just be right. Does that make sense?

You don't have to answer any of her questions, in fact, don't, this is how they manipulate you.

Setup a frame for how you want things to go, and work on getting there. If she asks a question that's leading away, then you ask a question that's also leading away but don't give her a chance to answer, instead connect your question/answer back to the topic.

Don't let her lead, ever. Or choose. Never < "Where do you want to go to eat" or "Hey, do you want to get dinner somewhere sometime maybe with me teehee?"


> Hey, my name is Anon. What's your name? <...> Cool cool, hey anyway I think you're pretty cute and I'd love to get to know you better, but you know what, how about this Friday we grab Lunch at Red Lobster? My treat <pull out phone> what's your number?"

See how you've been dominant the entire time? You've led her, that's what women (the submissive gender) crave. You are showing yourself to have high value, high confidence, and you've led her into a date.

Worst case she's busy Friday, in which case you put your phone away and say:

> Woah, sorry, didn't realize you had a boyfriend, what's his name? <start pointing around and look confused> Where is he? He's probably with what's most important to him.

So now you've insulted her potential boyfriend and indirectly her SMV which will increase her attraction to you. I could go through the 5 or so possibilities at this point but you get the picture.

Be a man. YOU are the prize, not her. YOU are awesome, and she is lucky to be on your arm.

Good luck, Anon <3



In the scenario about dinner I meant to note to convey that you are in a rush. That's why you need to just get the number and go



I can't stop listening to this.



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Cupid de Lovelocke approves of lolicon.



Also, is this not giffed?


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an unironic thanks for the advice my 8chan father



You deserve a better thanks than my initial smarmy bullshit. Thank you for taking the time to type that out and for the advice. I'd imagine it'll go well, as despite being on 8chan I'm not entirely socially inept. This is why I sincerely enjoy this site, there's a real sense of community. Thank you anon. Best of luck to you in whatever adventures you have.



np, with women just always be moving. Keep pushing things along in the direction you want it to go.

So long as they see you actively striving / having and reaching your goals, they will be attracted to you.

If through these acts you have resources she wants (money, social standing, etc.), then you will have her hooked as well.

Men, when searching for a relationship, are looking for a godly mother figure whom they can fuck.

Men want to be understood, they want to be loved unconditionally, and they want a forever commitment to being cared for.

Men want to find their mother.

Women, when searching for a relationship, are searching for a father figure that can bear them children.

Women want to be provided-for, they want to be guided through life [submissive], they want protection [from a strong male].

Women want to find their father.

Women are easy if you accept them for what they are. Society has indoctrinated us on what's called "the blue pill" -- a series of lies and a rigid template for life, all of which leads to a nation of willing slave cucks.

As men, we fool ourselves into falling in love with women by projecting ourselves unto them. This leads to heartbreak when they deviate because they aren't us, it was just a projection, but we don't realize this and we don't understand.

You can still love, just be smart about it. Realize that men and women are different. Realize that you project yourself unto others and try to understand the world by living their experiences through your eyes. Realize this doesn't work.

Please read this: https://therationalmale.com/2012/09/10/men-in-love/

And the best of luck to you! Remember: you're the prize. You're the man. She is lucky to have you, not the other way around.


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Yeah, 8ch is full of actually developed people. Generally we are the crowd that was there for the original 4chan and "graduated" here after moot sold out and the mass cucking + angsty teenager invasion trying to find "the hacker known as 4chan" or be edgy or whatever.

I'm always here. You'd think there would be more traffic considering this thread is linked from literally every page on the site... but maybe I scare folks away.



Yeah, the lack of traffic is odd. I suppose the alternative may be a cattle drive of mongoloids coming into this site, so it may not be all too bad. Le sekrit club and whatnot



Right. Moderate to high quality folks land and hang around here.

/pol/ and /b/ get a lot of bleedover from cuckchan it seems.

/fringe/ is really hot here.


8ch is really the only bastion of free speech left on the interwebs that actually has traffic greater than 2 uniques per month.

I mean I guess there is voat too, but for some reason I just get so upset when I go to voat.

I don't know what it is, just some bad ju-ju


Dead eyes...

Dead eyes....

Are you just like me?


By starlight I know you,

As lonely as a wish, granted true



If only my words a key,

to tread the halls without door

I'd probably still want to see

What lies underneath the floor


maybe underneath could be beneath. I actually think beneath works a lot better.

If only my words a key,

to tread the halls without door

I'd probably still want to see

What lies beneath the floor


So..... are you preparing a flood?


Wanna be friends?








are you a fucking bot you nigger


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I don't think I'm a bot.

I've got the latest technology in AI, by clicking this video it will actually generate a song based on your personality! Like your own personal jam! It's different for everybody, I hope yours comes out cool!


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Apparently I'm not cool because:

1. Name fagging

2. Being a bot

3. Reddit spacing

4. Fag-posting

Thankfully, in English, a double-negative cancels out. So both pairs of double-negatives cancel out, and this proves mathematically that I am, in fact, cool.

Checkmate, nerd.


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If you're so cool, post lewd anime lolis.


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>post lewd anime lolis

not the guy you were replying to but here u go


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you can only be cool if you do those things "ironically"


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Very good.



I just closed my eyes and dropped out. Like hard, through a wide tunnel of black with occasional neon streaks

And for some reason I keep returning to finish writing this out but then quickly realize how stupid that is and put myself right back into the power.



>comes to a board called "Cancer General"

>posts in a thread called "Cancer General"

>sees cancer

<why the fuck is there so much cancer everywhere


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remember not to take your internet too seriously out there folks



Because this [cancer general] is the only truly "free" board left on the internet.

A lot of people can't handle that, so all those troubles and worries collapse inward and ;


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Why the fuck does this thread have two reload buttons on it?



It's twice as important to check the [Cancer] thread often.



One is a full page reload, one is just an ajax call.

Watch the countdown at bottom rigtht


You guys is my best friendz.


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oh no!



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Do any of you /general/ oldfags know what our position on the board stats page was before I became the new BO? I want to know if my shilling had any effect.


test: [Cancer] [Cancer] [Cancer] [Cancer] [Cancer]



We had 5 total unique posters over a 24 hour period on this board.

It's moving quicker than normal.

I've been here with a tab open all of 2018


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>5 total unique posters

huh. looks like I'll continue shilling as it is quite effective.

It's pretty easy to promote this board especially which how shitty /b/ is, and the fact that /general/ is linked from every single fucking page on 8chan.


[Cancer]ous nigger faggots

cigarette smoke gives you [Cancer]



Your shilling is nothing compared to that link, unless that link is part of your shilling. In which case, how did you convince them to let you do that?



Please be mindful.

The thing that makes [Cancer] so great and the reason us forever-[Cancer] tulpas stay here is because high quality posters.

If /b/'s content is shit, and a board's content is controlled by its user base, then it is /b/'s userbase that is shit. Bringing them here isn't going to change them, it's going to stain us.


File: dc43c4f23292ffe⋯.webm (1.84 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ImaSheep.webm)

Need more of this TBQH.


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Not anymore


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Exactly. Which is why we need more high quality and/or rare lolicon.



I counted at least 10 new posters who came here today. How many of them will stay I have no idea, only time will tell.


>Please be mindful

I will be. I don't think /b/ is inherently shitty, I just think the mods turned it into a shithole with their rampant 12-week bans for "Spam" and all that captcha bullshit.

I'm not planning to go onto cuckchan and announce [Cancer] to them, if that's what you were thinking.


Come for the [Cancer]

Stay for the loli's

Try to leave

You can check out, but you can never leave.mp3

Welcome to Hell [Cancer].



Wait, you aren't my friend anymore?

Or you're one of these newfags who think they can just be dropping Thanos all up on my board. You gotta work your way up there, nigger. Everything balanced, as it should be.


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beep beep

I'm a sheep

I said: beep beep I'm a sheep

I can't get that fucking song out of my head ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[pic related -- but I am fire without form. You can tell I'm angry though by the red.]


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Whereas a nihilist be all like



I like u a lot more than Dysnomia


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According to this link https://archive.fo/RkwSR, it looks like /general/ wasn't even on the first page of stats 2 days ago.


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Ohh, this was almost a+ content. Then I enlarged and saw the cum was pouring out her ass and not out her pussy.



https://archive.fo/GUwEa all contains a+ content. Lot of lolis and jizz and my poetry.


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Anyway, this is the [Cancer] god, signing off.

Yall have a super wholesome day!


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Same here. Good taste.




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@BO - You fucking word filtering bastard!


My peopleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



Musoudoki/Musouzuki is good shit.



You can use ffmpeg on windows too faggot. FFmpeg is extremely complicated though. You can't expect everyone to know how to use it.



Sharks are mindless killers. They don't have emotions. This guy is delusional.


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pee in my butt.

:Literally, I need you to piss inside my asshole.

Stick your cock in and then just let loose with a day worth of not pissing stockpiles.




Yes, I have it on my cygwin for when I have to use a windows machine. Along with many other GNU/Linux essentials.



I only pee in the pussy



Lucky for you I have the tightest of boipussys :-*



Send pic plz


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Very good.



I only pee in anime loli pussy.


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I think lolicon sucks!


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Non-loli is fine too as long as the art is of high quality and doesn't contain shit fetishes.


This looked nice until I saw the chocolate in her ass.


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>Anything I cook tastes like raw ass

Fucking hell



cook better


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Start your morning off right, SheepPCs!


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Get wholesome my niggas


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I am glad to be associated with this cancer thread


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sage in all fields


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Dat palindrome tho...


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gay nigger faggots


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This isn't even tastefully gay. This is some euro-shit fagfest.



I actually thought it was the parliamentary discussion on leaving the EU in Britain?



Maybe the front, but the two fags behind filming for their personal collection? Shows this is actually fagfest 2009.


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These posters you've pulled from /b/ were are very low-tier, BO.

But that's good. That means plenty of room to shape them into wholesome posters.


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So Anon, how did it go?? Did you setup a date???


File: c803808748a19be⋯.mp4 (552.32 KB, 640x640, 1:1, puppyslide.mp4)

> Fine! I'll go down the slide! But that's it!


File: be7a866d63f56ba⋯.jpg (40.71 KB, 800x960, 5:6, ZcUOydr.jpg)

Despite eating pussy is awesome to do as a male, and feels awesome for a female (almost all nerves are on the outside, not the inside of the vagina), it will make the woman look down on you.

Sex for a woman is all about power. When she is sucking your dick or you are cumming inside of her, she is getting pleasure beyond belief just watching your face and knowing she has complete control over every molecule of your being in that moment, and of your life in order to find that moment again.

Eating pussy gives them a ton of physical pleasure, but doesn't give them that addicting sense of power. It's weakening to them -- you are controlling their pleasure rather than being controlled.

So yes, I know, eating pussy is awesome, but you need to limit it to a special occasion kind of thing lest you slip due to her hypergamy.

Also, as a reminder, the majority of women ages 18-25 have HPV. Condoms do not protect you. Eating out an HPV-infected pussy, even one that is not showing symptoms, has a very high risk of causing mouth, throat, and/or nose cancer. All of thees are near impossible to operate upon and might as well be a death sentence.

Be safe: choose 2d.



Only a true fag would know this.


>CodeMonkey just killed /general/



Chodemonkey kills everything tbh. He killed /pol/ and now he has killed /general/

What's he gonna kill next


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Why only looks and not shootas?


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Why the fuck chodemonkey remove our link from every page on 8chan >:^(


As the god of cancer, I don't like it.

How will poor lost souls wander onto my board now?


The best spot in all of the chans is in massive jeopardy.



Start posting your wholesome content on my new board >>>/wholesome/

Get in on the ground floor. This is the real chemo.


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Start posting your wholesome content on my new board >>>/wholesome/

Get in on the ground floor. This is the real chemo.



is that a Christian thread?


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I don't intend it to be, no.

But that doesn't mean Christians aren't allowed.

It's about positive content. Encouraging you to be your best you, talk with folks who will give you advice besides "KYS faggot". Stuff like that.


There's a ton of smart and good folks on the chans, pushed here because free speech is so stifled everywhere else.

But at the same time, the chans have always been a dark shadow.

It breeds negativity and destruction.

Destruction is the feminine.

I'd like to gather folks who would rather be masculine: to use our powers to create rather than destroy. To promote the good rather than spend all day whining about the bad.

Darkness isn't going to conquer darkness, only light.

Hate never solves hate, only love.

Be a real man: be a wholesome man.



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Can they tattoo videos yet? I want this on my chest so at any time I can pull open my shirt like super man and play this.

Yeah, then I'd be cool!


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That's not a real dick.


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board...board never change.



Can we still say nigger on this board?



Damnit, can't even say "nigger" it just word-filters to niigger. Lame.


Fuck they even did the common mispellings. What about spaces? nigger





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Here some at your request!


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baka no gucci gang




Why do all your black girls have wigs imitating white hair?


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Don't be an NPC. Be >>>/wholesome/


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thats 1 woke cat


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why does the cat hesitate and stumble before killing?



because it thinks it will counter attack or because they are so predictable that usually doesnt happen



It's waiting for the animal to make a counter attack which would expose the eyes or the neck.

That's how cats fight against larger target. I've seen videos of domestic cats gouging at a bear's eyes and scaring it away.


Cats count on being quicker, not stronger


Cats have an innate sense of merow.


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can't stop won't stop don't even know how to stop



>The snail escaped with little to no damage

that's what shells are for amirite

snail: 1

venus: 0


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Snails may conquer nature, but cannot compete against cold, hard, physics.




Fuck. This was NOT the video I meant to post.


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Snails may conquer nature, but cannot compete against cold, hard, physics.

( This post is a corrected version of >>10139 )



Nice. Bonus points for not using power unless snails actually cross over, and unlike spraying saltwater everywhere, won't kill your plants.



Right?? Very little is lost to the air, it's generally complete circuit.

Also doesn't leave dead snails everywhere. I don't think it's right to punish them just because they are hungry... they just need to be directed to the plants which aren't producing the fruits I intend to eat [like these tomatoes] :)





you mean open circuit (i.e. no connection)


I mean closed circuit. Input travels around and back to ground. No energy is leaving the system.

In to the battery through the copper and back to the battery.


it's a loop. A square with a 9V source somewhere in the square. Hence, "closed."

"open" would be if one of those wires went into a lightbulb, for example and energy was being used



that's not how electricity works kiddo

open circuit = no connection between positive and negative

closed circuit = connection between positive and negative

when current is flowing through the snail, energy is being lost from the battery into the snail


wrong way round

open circuit = no connection

its unintuitive i know but that's how it works



Yeah... there's a connection between the positive and the negative.

You can't see it but on the back is a vertical piece of copper connecting the two lines.

But you should be able to infer this because otherwise it wouldn't work at all because the leads are connected to different copper bands.

They are in fact done this way so that both of them become charged as a direction as been set and a draw is present (the difference of the leads on the battery)


direction has* been set


If they weren't connected there would be no electricity flowing until the snail goes between and connects the two copper bands.

A battery doesn't work without connection/flow from - to +





that's not how any of this works

the two battery terminals are connected to two SEPERATE copper strips.

When a snail crosses the gap between the strips, it gets electrocuted.


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> When a snail crosses the gap between the strips, it gets electrocuted.

That's not what's happening though. Watch the video, they are zapped as soon as they touch the bottom strip. Because the strips meet on the back of the pot.

But ok. You can have a gold star anyway if you want. I do appreciate the effort.


Did it like this because they could just stretch over a single wire. That includes sitting on the bottom wire and stretching over the top. They wouldn't be able to figure that out by looking at it, of course, but eventually one will stumble into success. And more would follow.

So a 2 inch zap zone was needed in lieu of effectively a half-inch zap zone (one strip -- which if your body is making the circuit is effectively your danger zone because the bottom becomes harmless unless bottom+top is touched. So you just need to reach over the top wire while atop the bottom, if they were setup that way. They aren't.)




Is it your setup? If so take a picture of the back and the sides. Your explanation defies the laws of physics.


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Defies the laws of physics? Alright, if that is the case I want you to try the following experiment:

Take two copper rods. WHILE WEARING GLOVES: take two pieces of copper wire: wrap one side of the wire around one of the leads on a 9V battery, the other on the copper rod. Now take another piece of copper write and tie one side around one rod and the other side around the other.

Remove your gloves.

If you're confident that basic physics and what we know about electricity/electronics is wrong, then you should be able to lick any part of this setup which is copper without fear of electrocution -- right??

I'm not really sure what you're arguing anymore.

I attached a picture of what is going on. The blue line (represents the copper on the back) shows what needs to happen for electricity to flow / create a circuit.

You seem to be arguing that the blue line doesn't exist, and yet the snails are being shocked just by touching copper band 2.

So.... why doesn't the snail need to complete the circuit (be the blue)? How exactly does the current flow when the snail has temporarily become a resistor on copper band 2?

Your answer will probably be the first step to solving cold fusion, I wait with baited breath.



The circuit in your diagram is literally a short circuit and will heat up the strips and drain your battery very fast. In addition, its snail repellent effects will be due to heat only and not due to electricity.

>blah blah lick any part of this setup without fear of electrocution

Yes. Electricity will flow through the path of least resistance.

>the blue line doesn't exist

It can't exist. Otherwise the setup wouldn't work.

>yet the snails are being shocked just by touching copper band 2

No, they are being shocked by touching BOTH bands 1 and 2. The electricity flows through the snail. This causes pain to the snail because it is wet and water conducts electricity.

>Muh cold fusion

It's nothing to do with cold fusion.

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