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File: eca5517cd6b2bc0⋯.jpg (494.39 KB, 1279x727, 1279:727, chaosmonkey.jpg)

 No.1

Post here every time you visit /general/.

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File: 1fc35b9205cb7d5⋯.png (79.28 KB, 264x247, 264:247, hurr durr.png)


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File: 0ba6e8120701ed5⋯.jpeg (534.23 KB, 787x900, 787:900, 2d27b33a53cf34249d7ccada6….jpeg)

The cycle must be broken.


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 No.9065

>>9031

>>9038

wew i havent seen these in years


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File: c9ca5b9e939985e⋯.jpg (182.91 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1102_omk.jpg)


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File: dd3d870b0572e2d⋯.jpg (212.69 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1302a.jpg)


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File: f2e506e8449e4b5⋯.jpg (143.52 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1601a.jpg)


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File: 1d102aff26797c5⋯.jpg (156.37 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1602a.jpg)


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File: 7b74cfd5411299d⋯.jpg (162.24 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1603a.jpg)


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File: 7ca70d16f2d29e8⋯.jpg (165.35 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1604a.jpg)


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File: b8a3110eac8cd28⋯.jpg (182.15 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1605a.jpg)


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File: 5264ae37a5da25e⋯.jpg (164.27 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1606a.jpg)


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File: e88f4b0c46bedb0⋯.jpg (163.92 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1607a.jpg)


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File: cbf8d3f9d54a447⋯.jpg (179.7 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1608a.jpg)


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File: e210c6dea5ded27⋯.png (808.95 KB, 1000x875, 8:7, __mai_and_yuki_touhou_and_….png)


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File: 0f7969f6a9ad4d5⋯.jpg (483.47 KB, 800x689, 800:689, 0f7969f6a9ad4d542a19a4426f….jpg)


 No.9128

Now let's get back back to the real stuff.


 No.9129

File: 7bd8cf948e6a0a1⋯.jpg (684.42 KB, 1000x1034, 500:517, 1f0c774678edd13a32fb9b10f9….jpg)


 No.9130

File: da994986ce4c107⋯.jpg (502.5 KB, 860x1214, 430:607, 4c78f687059f837cf83664c9a0….jpg)


 No.9131

You know you could load things into a gif instead of making a flip-book out of 10 jpgs


 No.9132

>>9131

unless ur using windows then its rlly hard


 No.9134

File: 48cc5f534aec02f⋯.jpg (27.19 KB, 662x477, 662:477, wow02.jpg)

Who else thinks that niggers should not be allowed to ejaculate Our precious WHITE cum? It's against nature, isn't it?!


 No.9135

>>9134

nigger cum is grey


 No.9136

File: f27edc103c47a5e⋯.jpg (24.3 KB, 330x330, 1:1, 11.jpg)


 No.9137

>>9132

What? Windows would be much harder to do than on linux.

On Linux, you just convert the images to a video and then convert the video to a looped gif. All ffmpeg, two total commands.

So I'm guessing you're just some dumb nigger who doesn't use a linux desktop and doesn't know how to articulate sucking on the wintit very well?


 No.9138

>>9137

the difference a single "," can make


 No.9139

>>9131

Videos formats are better for this, you keep RGB. I don't know the parameter to make ffmpeg encode keyframes only however, as it would be better here.


 No.9140

>>9138

You'd better use a graphical frontend


 No.9141

File: 56a70f51ed715c9⋯.jpg (69.28 KB, 630x419, 630:419, The-concept-of-sales-contr….jpg)

>>9136

Bible represent Babylonians and Egyptians in a very negative way. Istraelite bias


 No.9142

>>9138

So, you are the dumb nigger who doesn't use a linux desktop and thinks a comma is going to appear even once in those two commands?


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File: 83e64d251b22238⋯.jpg (87.14 KB, 1125x1022, 1125:1022, f2ff878d-240f-45ef-b742-bf….jpg)


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File: 074603c6b73cd19⋯.jpg (142.97 KB, 900x1270, 90:127, bluepilledz.jpg)


 No.9146

File: 895e24ba28f7703⋯.jpg (54.39 KB, 478x598, 239:299, HannaSmokes.jpg)

Do any Anons here smoke?

I've been trying to find these again – they were great many years ago but I haven't seen them in a while…. Anyone know if they'r still around?


 No.9147

File: 1dd05f17869c8cd⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 3.42 MB, 640x640, 1:1, sharkhook.mp4)

Time to get wholesome, niggers.


 No.9148

File: ab6992149df5a3d⋯.jpg (15.91 KB, 326x183, 326:183, sharkdawwww.jpg)


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File: 77f5f9318af3249⋯.mp4 (8.47 MB, 640x480, 4:3, SVU chads and stacey.mp4)


 No.9150

help, the (((jews))) are using magic again (((boom))) theyre gonna kill us (((zoop zoop zoop))) please help (((thats cyberjews to you goyim))) oh god no (((ZZZZZZZZZ)))


 No.9151

File: 05adf33e8e732f1⋯.png (29.9 KB, 451x237, 451:237, ClipboardImage.png)

anyone seen this?


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File: 6208b4e0aba0714⋯.jpg (395.83 KB, 1112x1000, 139:125, Armpit_Sushi.jpg)


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File: 32f67a7d3c23885⋯.jpg (571.83 KB, 1450x2048, 725:1024, cirno seduction.jpg)


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File: 433689eca155d16⋯.jpg (188.52 KB, 891x1000, 891:1000, cirno-grin.jpg)


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File: bf67b06cb058e75⋯.jpg (510.67 KB, 1125x1600, 45:64, CirnOs.jpg)


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File: 6c575a2d6a483be⋯.gif (3.91 MB, 640x360, 16:9, original.gif)

File: f37edac5508f2dd⋯.jpg (47.7 KB, 700x464, 175:116, 41.jpg)

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File: 51984fe36a6dd43⋯.gif (125.84 KB, 400x464, 25:29, 2aewbc6_20120807211808.gif)


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File: c04830866c65eca⋯.webm (5.95 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Cirno's_Birthday.webm)


 No.9172

>>9150

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

pass dat shit.


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File: ae1e6950b97eeb4⋯.jpg (253.65 KB, 1274x716, 637:358, DkBVS-TUUAAdqD2.jpg_large.jpg)


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File: 45fff75b036dd45⋯.gif (541.22 KB, 384x368, 24:23, 2012_05_03_psycat_s_201303….gif)


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File: 401faf1d3c8dbeb⋯.png (76.94 KB, 700x972, 175:243, Leggy_Suika.png)


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File: db56a0f24593529⋯.jpg (261.92 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Mystery-Gensokyo-Tower-of-….jpg)


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File: bfafd88f9ab5cc1⋯.gif (202.88 KB, 640x480, 4:3, You_spin_me_right_round_ba….gif)


 No.9182

File: e0e80f79395d98f⋯.jpg (204.62 KB, 850x1320, 85:132, __clownpiece_touhou_drawn_….jpg)


 No.9183

Stop flooding this board.

It's worldwide and you're knocking off content.


 No.9184

File: 96ad2bb1e74eda2⋯.png (490.11 KB, 700x1089, 700:1089, 0a4b23685083ea28c6cd6f22ed….png)


 No.9185

File: 850ea56a96faf7d⋯.jpg (68.37 KB, 566x861, 566:861, 0b5d4cf7a07f455f04905e4c20….jpg)


 No.9186

File: 0f58d51b61e6130⋯.jpg (335.66 KB, 850x770, 85:77, 0f58d51b61e613085fda081977….jpg)


 No.9187

File: a94d24a15be2b62⋯.png (589.46 KB, 729x900, 81:100, 01ef6f8b2d1eefadda9b224238….png)


 No.9188

File: 82848d293292682⋯.gif (505.38 KB, 219x404, 219:404, 2012_11_01_jajaXXL_s_20150….gif)

File: 7f6093a112ba577⋯.gif (505.52 KB, 219x404, 219:404, 2012_11_01_jajaXXL_sm_2015….gif)

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File: 2f4049109712d34⋯.jpg (242.22 KB, 500x400, 5:4, 23648-163147-e4970d22531cd….jpg)


 No.9189

File: 8e142d55c7c05e8⋯.jpg (374.1 KB, 982x694, 491:347, 1d3e3376333f6269bcd905d587….jpg)


 No.9190

File: 60088a783d82801⋯.jpg (86.36 KB, 524x697, 524:697, 2b2c3773f7ea8844ab28443cca….jpg)


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File: f80d94b57486236⋯.jpg (791.73 KB, 1500x1020, 25:17, 4e621cd16df31e87cb012e4a22….jpg)


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File: 2a169d4c4e1180b⋯.jpg (98.84 KB, 504x700, 18:25, 5e0e680540a55800d36d2c76c5….jpg)


 No.9193

File: f4cb72ad389d0ab⋯.jpg (18.3 KB, 272x368, 17:23, 5e15600e5d452f5f802d7a976f….jpg)


 No.9194

File: 66f5fc6ff586fda⋯.jpg (665.66 KB, 842x1200, 421:600, 6a0c8cbf0d69340206970e1580….jpg)


 No.9195

File: 8d6291f085e9cf6⋯.png (362.56 KB, 600x700, 6:7, 8d6291f085e9cf6e83eff2e434….png)


 No.9196

File: b4ab7c15fddd904⋯.png (457.61 KB, 803x820, 803:820, 25fd8af1b0e379af3a823a9518….png)


 No.9197

File: 38ec961f574cc24⋯.jpg (138.65 KB, 1000x1400, 5:7, 38ec961f574cc24928d43c53c7….jpg)


 No.9198

File: 2f4049109712d34⋯.jpg (242.22 KB, 500x400, 5:4, 23648-163147-e4970d22531cd….jpg)

File: 62b60bb76c5c256⋯.gif (826.74 KB, 250x188, 125:94, 82734_20130326213554.gif)

File: 8072d30ede069f6⋯.gif (766.61 KB, 296x160, 37:20, 11989807_l.gif)

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File: 5d46544edffd706⋯.gif (758.41 KB, 500x402, 250:201, 1409241291_8e2ca560f145abf….gif)


 No.9199

File: 76dcce2d49f5d42⋯.webm (794.07 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 58c8adddd0dbe0d416b7455a6….webm)


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File: 61a907b035462ce⋯.gif (690.26 KB, 510x510, 1:1, 61a907b035462cece89cbf4161….gif)


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File: 1690e7a0b170a6d⋯.jpg (2.05 MB, 3401x2459, 3401:2459, 1690e7a0b170a6d0a366ea0b83….jpg)


 No.9202

File: 9c40d35b75739d3⋯.png (1.07 MB, 808x1400, 101:175, 42583_20180831171201_0.png)


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File: 26e655ab1fd4f84⋯.png (1.01 MB, 808x1400, 101:175, 42583_20180901161658_1.png)


 No.9204

File: cd9efd10f626558⋯.jpg (106.97 KB, 1000x1402, 500:701, 244197f168230028435c1e43d5….jpg)


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File: 87e4317dc92c613⋯.jpg (157.58 KB, 1200x901, 1200:901, 20620361_p0.jpg)


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File: 1cb52f92bd182a4⋯.gif (1019.42 KB, 324x235, 324:235, 64688_20120807232811.gif)

File: 1f426b5884444cb⋯.gif (3.89 MB, 330x215, 66:43, 1409913156_914e20720dd9465….gif)

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File: 688f7fa63e9d75b⋯.gif (4.47 MB, 400x308, 100:77, ________.gif)

File: 86156c322affcfb⋯.gif (352.05 KB, 333x446, 333:446, a2.gif)


 No.9207

File: eedc5f7e4e7f6e1⋯.gif (2.73 MB, 460x259, 460:259, a3d3A08_460sa_v1.gif)

File: f3d8a84c555ab28⋯.png (40.07 KB, 200x418, 100:209, bomzh_egipet_2012062100574….png)

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File: 504da6d3001bdaa⋯.jpeg (295.98 KB, 450x600, 3:4, DSCN4776_20120509135711_k….jpeg)


 No.9208

File: 4d0f81299e81d2d⋯.jpg (124.91 KB, 1000x1250, 4:5, 22281883_p0.jpg)


 No.9209

File: 0d7eb13d0e44dc4⋯.gif (622.11 KB, 480x358, 240:179, e7b4df50d08b6d18da07a86161….gif)

File: 6e1d8d6d77fa916⋯.gif (3.96 MB, 192x136, 24:17, ebat_20120820155635.gif)

File: 72a6b377aa6c798⋯.jpeg (70.4 KB, 500x500, 1:1, geliy_20140826090852.jpeg)

File: 875438e0526790c⋯.jpeg (220.53 KB, 1024x511, 1024:511, Giants_of_the_Sun_Cameron….jpeg)

File: eba731ec1a588e9⋯.gif (369.16 KB, 444x325, 444:325, go_20120609195409.gif)


 No.9210

File: 4bd7cbe26c9362d⋯.jpg (209.69 KB, 1200x1900, 12:19, 28168963_p0.jpg)


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File: 21e1a02fd2cf334⋯.jpg (62.04 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 45178256_p0.jpg)


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File: 3b210ffa3ac061e⋯.jpg (226.51 KB, 1106x695, 1106:695, 46815889_p0.jpg)


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File: 346e97108ea7d61⋯.png (1.05 MB, 982x1338, 491:669, 55352749_p0.png)


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File: 57e553649d18173⋯.png (910.91 KB, 782x1218, 391:609, 62537522_p0.png)


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File: e7bf020ba006a8d⋯.gif (161.2 KB, 288x217, 288:217, gus_20111116075847.gif)

File: ebdd37fbee80722⋯.gif (614.37 KB, 1280x803, 1280:803, haski_vzdrizhne_2012020601….gif)

File: 7a68beaeef08923⋯.gif (974.94 KB, 500x596, 125:149, lenin_20110902052708.gif)

File: 082b44360bdc0a0⋯.gif (946.44 KB, 500x750, 2:3, LIRA_Virus_20140912205153.gif)

File: 2a12f99517702d5⋯.gif (1.1 MB, 350x263, 350:263, LOL_20130411095201.gif)


 No.9216

File: 2a12f99517702d5⋯.gif (1.1 MB, 350x263, 350:263, LOL_20130411095201.gif)

File: 3fa9e3bc8c44957⋯.gif (2 MB, 214x273, 214:273, Mascot_taunts_security_gua….gif)

File: 4ca1775c5c0792a⋯.gif (1.57 MB, 640x461, 640:461, Nevesta_20120125140444.gif)

File: a1ee92ba5104fcd⋯.gif (210.84 KB, 333x555, 3:5, ntr_20120525101539.gif)

File: bfdf076be5eef20⋯.jpeg (98.72 KB, 814x560, 407:280, obama666_20120509130616.jpeg)


 No.9217

File: 609736777bbd8b4⋯.jpg (192.96 KB, 849x1363, 849:1363, a39ff594d20da2e84eb6ca085a….jpg)


 No.9218

File: 9caf6ba12aac79a⋯.jpg (697.71 KB, 900x1440, 5:8, a95cf8c88d70ee852dc9fde8c5….jpg)


 No.9219

File: aac03f37ee2f80b⋯.jpg (293.32 KB, 628x802, 314:401, aac03f37ee2f80b8ee52607354….jpg)


 No.9220

File: 55cabd311f85a0d⋯.png (1.28 MB, 2000x2000, 1:1, b551d20d2c45ba06da23ef60a6….png)


 No.9221

File: 83cdedc0882fe9e⋯.gif (793.27 KB, 500x700, 5:7, President_of_Umbrella_Corp….gif)

File: 63363033d3305b2⋯.gif (1.85 MB, 478x617, 478:617, psy_vasserman_clear_201504….gif)

File: f52131149bb2355⋯.gif (2 MB, 382x297, 382:297, TapYy.gif)

File: 319545da52be398⋯.gif (450.3 KB, 500x346, 250:173, tumblr_lf5252MUpJ1qzhjh2o1….gif)

File: 8993a527033baa4⋯.gif (494.27 KB, 193x150, 193:150, tumblr_m1lvca8qtE1r3gb3zo1….gif)


 No.9222

File: 80b23d7fce85c8c⋯.gif (997.58 KB, 500x275, 20:11, tumblr_m6ajdyZMcI1rwyf7ko1….gif)

File: 1d827454182b3c8⋯.gif (996.29 KB, 500x274, 250:137, tumblr_m7de91tz3H1qh20x6o1….gif)

File: 6abc478cdb8a7f7⋯.gif (58.05 KB, 500x375, 4:3, tumblr_m9vr91D6Ne1r2klmpo2….gif)

File: 74b7448484fe31e⋯.gif (531.14 KB, 400x300, 4:3, tumblr_m790j2Ovhz1qjxhz0o1….gif)

File: 1906646a7f94218⋯.gif (985.47 KB, 500x365, 100:73, tumblr_mg27b8k9fp1rjecelo1….gif)


 No.9223

File: 03efb04c2652741⋯.gif (581.26 KB, 386x464, 193:232, tumblr_mgkqajm0n31qeedb9o1….gif)

File: 2320433b2be6c74⋯.gif (928.14 KB, 245x254, 245:254, tumblr_mi3ujhpL5g1r7w8cbo1….gif)

File: 81e7173d1b24385⋯.gif (523.49 KB, 250x145, 50:29, tumblr_miku2vR9p41qzcv7no1….gif)

File: bc7051844f551f0⋯.gif (56.27 KB, 217x217, 1:1, tumblr_mldsvrTcaD1r2x7tlo1….gif)

File: 0d8549464b38ba6⋯.gif (1.95 MB, 360x289, 360:289, tumblr_mlqw7tdLnM1rgaepso1….gif)


 No.9224

File: 4e10617aeb63b4f⋯.gif (488.46 KB, 500x619, 500:619, tumblr_mmcejjU1M71sonquko1….gif)

File: 96ed496c2272f4b⋯.gif (845.35 KB, 400x541, 400:541, tumblr_mn453i25PA1s5p3ioo1….gif)

File: 175c6f24d6f784e⋯.gif (441.01 KB, 499x359, 499:359, tumblr_mnkt6twBai1rgszodo1….gif)

File: fe93c1718645e79⋯.gif (7.71 MB, 400x400, 1:1, TEST_0020000_0020075_20111….gif)


 No.9225

File: c8cf7b91d0172b4⋯.gif (11.17 MB, 698x464, 349:232, tihkal_carpet.gif)


 No.9226

File: c074a5f02220f9b⋯.mp4 (11.1 MB, 854x480, 427:240, morrowind fallout.mp4)


 No.9227

File: c5aa3d497628d6b⋯.jpg (191.8 KB, 694x840, 347:420, c5aa3d497628d6bc04f63ff4ca….jpg)


 No.9228

File: cff5906ec6f7d42⋯.jpg (143.17 KB, 461x700, 461:700, cff5906ec6f7d42e8c9994e57d….jpg)


 No.9229

File: 9db8321ff1c8891⋯.gif (322.23 KB, 500x500, 1:1, chen.gif)


 No.9230

File: cf3f7d35d461d94⋯.png (435.96 KB, 719x1000, 719:1000, Cirno (with a tan wwwwwww).png)


 No.9231

File: e37d9f878efa012⋯.jpg (294.1 KB, 1200x849, 400:283, cirno getting raped.jpg)


 No.9232

File: 3e60404758d1275⋯.jpg (55.99 KB, 617x676, 617:676, Cirno.JPG)


 No.9233

File: 91c5a7da14b7acf⋯.png (891.45 KB, 1011x630, 337:210, cirno_faces.png)


 No.9234

File: e58ba156f027082⋯.jpg (1.53 MB, 1612x1000, 403:250, cirno1_03.jpg)


 No.9235

File: ba0bef4c909a42b⋯.jpg (93.15 KB, 850x1302, 425:651, d20b35c822fad42b4720a377fa….jpg)


 No.9236

File: 3e0cf243c1f008c⋯.png (1.48 MB, 1200x1600, 3:4, e4b5fff39d2ff861bc56a75f3a….png)


 No.9237

File: b7103474d358db4⋯.jpg (621.56 KB, 811x1000, 811:1000, e8b896fb16ca8455407f1bc329….jpg)


 No.9238

File: ea4f659d89307f9⋯.png (64.73 KB, 580x800, 29:40, ea4f659d89307f981e08aa89f7….png)


 No.9239

File: cd93943b468bc9a⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1539343554430.png)

>>9162

mmm yummy yum yum im mein tummy tum tum~


 No.9240

File: 0458032d356eedf⋯.png (293.28 KB, 938x1104, 469:552, ebebd7b5ee87aa16615c51638c….png)


 No.9241

File: f58a154d57463c4⋯.png (5.87 MB, 3360x2427, 1120:809, f58a154d57463c40b8f74d2e44….png)


 No.9242

File: a93dabf6b1aa2bc⋯.png (1.99 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, angel.png)

you are all whores.

by the power of (((allah))) begone thot.


 No.9243

File: b79e53f45c0f51c⋯.jpg (88.46 KB, 480x800, 3:5, 041.jpg)

Why do they all look like me?


 No.9244

File: 70dbf91f455bbfc⋯.jpg (713.46 KB, 1000x1410, 100:141, fe1510cd9dee3eccfc1e1e7365….jpg)


 No.9245

File: ffddad7160662b8⋯.png (496.37 KB, 903x1100, 903:1100, ffddad7160662b8f4b60835fd5….png)


 No.9246

File: c448aa80d9d09eb⋯.png (231.93 KB, 1024x1280, 4:5, 1423899553342.png)

File: 67085355fdf2057⋯.png (179.82 KB, 1280x1536, 5:6, 1423899864437.png)

File: dc041708e6a8bfd⋯.png (157.69 KB, 880x1279, 880:1279, KpZ1Rij.png)

File: 4886af7208fdc85⋯.png (299.52 KB, 444x683, 444:683, tumblr_inline_n9bny4zvdS1q….png)

File: 2affe3b32828c84⋯.png (297.74 KB, 510x614, 255:307, 1437021335518.png)


 No.9247

but muh home…


 No.9248

File: 323ed83ffd73683⋯.jpg (180.93 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, b79513a9592a788df7bf1a79f8….jpg)

File: acd5f48d4e1c3e7⋯.jpg (1.54 MB, 1200x2400, 1:2, 1486480af73675f4c310f8c9a5….jpg)

File: f936a955faf748d⋯.jpg (231.64 KB, 1200x2400, 1:2, 2e013a3c2e2b46741cfe1f0b60….jpg)

File: ff19d0feae1aa9c⋯.jpg (1.63 MB, 1200x2400, 1:2, 1d66a8bd9c076d0639e9f5e196….jpg)


 No.9249

>>9000

noice


 No.9251

Does anybody else have semen as part of their nutritional dietary food group pyramid?


 No.9252

>>9251

http://cookingwithcum.com/

Meet others on this dedicated forum.


 No.9253

File: ad4df97fcb8d38c⋯.png (817.49 KB, 800x623, 800:623, 70909136_p0.png)


 No.9254

File: 46e7bb7bc2b6875⋯.jpg (97.36 KB, 450x673, 450:673, 519b76e4e2ea48e7d3ef1cd70f….jpg)


 No.9255

File: 5a86e19934e80e4⋯.jpg (845.12 KB, 1035x1400, 207:280, humanaccomplishment2.jpg)


 No.9256

File: bcf446546bde17d⋯.jpg (905.66 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, koumajou_densetsu_remilia.jpg)


 No.9257

File: a95cf8c88d70ee8⋯.jpg (783.8 KB, 900x1440, 5:8, remilia.jpg)


 No.9258

File: b1fb75bddc2ff76⋯.jpg (759.53 KB, 2456x3472, 307:434, sdasdsads.jpg)


 No.9259

File: 55bdaa82bd76a2b⋯.png (811.36 KB, 724x1024, 181:256, 55bdaa82bd76a2b417906ab580….png)


 No.9260

File: 198a485add6bdbd⋯.jpg (3.74 MB, 5390x3750, 539:375, 198a485add6bdbdd23e62d304a….jpg)


 No.9261

File: 0345b85ba6c57a3⋯.jpg (372.99 KB, 620x818, 310:409, 0345b85ba6c57a37a00a89dedc….jpg)


 No.9262

File: 0543c1958848e06⋯.jpg (299.67 KB, 1000x1071, 1000:1071, 0543c1958848e0614ffd053580….jpg)


 No.9263

File: 8c4750231bdc7d2⋯.png (1.29 MB, 900x1145, 180:229, 80220c63bb2dcde8b018eca903….png)


 No.9264

File: 1c04d6bec9c6496⋯.jpg (264.26 KB, 650x778, 325:389, cirno bloomers.jpg)


 No.9266

>>9254

More


 No.9267

File: ee7436563edfbfd⋯.jpg (42.67 KB, 674x575, 674:575, ee7436563edfbfd802a5bae07a….jpg)


 No.9268

File: 6c2ab50f6bceff5⋯.png (616.2 KB, 725x1024, 725:1024, efd2dabacf65a32762dd6ad306….png)


 No.9269

File: 1d97644c1758f99⋯.jpg (66.33 KB, 778x734, 389:367, passthenpc.jpg)


 No.9270

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Abrasive.


 No.9271

File: 30d0542aad058de⋯.jpg (20.58 KB, 300x250, 6:5, 8chfleshlight.jpg)

Get your 8ch brand flesh light today!


 No.9272

File: 7b9e7591f472600⋯.gif (1.96 MB, 500x281, 500:281, angry.gif)

What do you do, when your daddy fucks your kids sister more than he does you? Should I just fuck my big brother instead now? He said he'd be OK with that.


 No.9275

>>9272

You need to get out of the house.


 No.9276

File: bd754c4c9cc4439⋯.jpg (62.57 KB, 625x925, 25:37, 1482294921057.jpg)

>>>/nothingness/

lolololololololololol


 No.9277

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

beep beep


 No.9278


 No.9280

File: 60e308751b579df⋯.webm (6.69 MB, 320x240, 4:3, chicken bone nowison.webm)

Killa C would totally fuck up Viper in a fight!

Feud when?


 No.9285

File: dc43c4f23292ffe⋯.webm (1.84 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ImaSheep.webm)


 No.9286

File: 8909fe59cab8006⋯.webm (2.85 MB, 480x360, 4:3, The Smiths - Please, Plea….webm)


 No.9294

File: 0077b67c4fa0b4d⋯.webm (4.35 MB, 400x300, 4:3, Maid and Pocketwatch of B….webm)


 No.9295

>>9285

This is most addicting


 No.9296

ASDF


 No.9298

test2


 No.9299

>>9296

>>9298

my naem is better than yuors


 No.9300

File: c51e75b925d3f03⋯.png (6.6 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

stage

oekaki is gone through :(


 No.9302

You want oekaki back? I can enable it again.


 No.9303

File: dc43c4f23292ffe⋯.webm (1.84 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ImaSheep.webm)

>>9299

I said beep beep i'm a sheep


 No.9305

File: dd8f82c197dde9a⋯.jpg (35.65 KB, 600x400, 3:2, o.jpg)

>>9302

Nobody ever drew with me despite my constant pleas, but yes I did like to draw at people.


 No.9306

>>9305

Oekaki has been enabled.

Also KYS chodemonkey


 No.9307

File: 96b0ec63dbb03a7⋯.png (11.94 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

Juzzunh


 No.9308

File: 96b0ec63dbb03a7⋯.png (11.94 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.9310

File: 6c6798655a9105c⋯.jpg (238.42 KB, 834x804, 139:134, CrackHouse.jpg)

Fucking replace vs append


 No.9322

File: 323ed83ffd73683⋯.jpg (180.93 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, b79513a9592a788df7bf1a79f8….jpg)


 No.9324

File: e6e2bfedf4bf855⋯.jpg (171.25 KB, 900x1207, 900:1207, ElephantBride01.jpg)


 No.9330

File: 61d134ec7be722f⋯.jpg (260.9 KB, 1920x1440, 4:3, 1338643321356218.jpg)


 No.9332

>>9322

Slowpoke >>9248


 No.9385


 No.9392

File: 85b280d76c4a9d6⋯.png (902.55 KB, 960x480, 2:1, x5ndp96wwmo11.png)

>>9385

thingz woulda bin different had i been got shot o man


 No.9394

>>9392

wouldn't have asploaded, eh?


 No.9401

This isn't real coke. I knew it wasn't when I was buying it. But felt likey'd like me better if I went ahead and bought it.


 No.9402

ITT cringy confessions. I just gave mine from earlier today: being so lonely I bought fake coke that acquaintence's brother was pushing on me so I could spend a few more moments around smiles.

What's your recent cringe, anons?


 No.9403

I can see you thinking about "we've won" and the smiles and giggles and the puddle. Plenty of visual, but no audio. And anyway

purple orange blue green cyan


 No.9404

>>9402

i kept looking away when introducing myself to this very good looking girl, the kind of girl I like; glasses, short, slim, and with big eyes. I'm certainly making it sound worse than it likely was. I think she likes me and I plan on asking her out tomorrow. Not much of a story but I thought I'd like to respond.


 No.9425

>>9404

She was probably waiting for you to initiate.

Pro tip: commitment and loyalty are what a man provides in a relationship, not a woman. If you show unconditional love and only interest in her, you are effectively pricing yourself at $0.00. And she knows this.

You need to exude dominance. Find some way to point out a specific way she is beneath you, and then solve that for yourself. Don't offer it to her, it's yours, and she can have it too if you accept her. If she is worthy of being accepted.

I hope that made sense. Women don't like being wrong either. Don't point out they are wrong and try to explain it: women don't think using logic, their "active voice" is in emotion, so you'll never convince them nor would you gain anything were you able.

What women want is for a man who knows how to take what he wants. Instead of her being wrong, you just be right. Does that make sense?

You don't have to answer any of her questions, in fact, don't, this is how they manipulate you.

Setup a frame for how you want things to go, and work on getting there. If she asks a question that's leading away, then you ask a question that's also leading away but don't give her a chance to answer, instead connect your question/answer back to the topic.

Don't let her lead, ever. Or choose. Never < "Where do you want to go to eat" or "Hey, do you want to get dinner somewhere sometime maybe with me teehee?"

It's

> Hey, my name is Anon. What's your name? <...> Cool cool, hey anyway I think you're pretty cute and I'd love to get to know you better, but you know what, how about this Friday we grab Lunch at Red Lobster? My treat <pull out phone> what's your number?"

See how you've been dominant the entire time? You've led her, that's what women (the submissive gender) crave. You are showing yourself to have high value, high confidence, and you've led her into a date.

Worst case she's busy Friday, in which case you put your phone away and say:

> Woah, sorry, didn't realize you had a boyfriend, what's his name? <start pointing around and look confused> Where is he? He's probably with what's most important to him.

So now you've insulted her potential boyfriend and indirectly her SMV which will increase her attraction to you. I could go through the 5 or so possibilities at this point but you get the picture.

Be a man. YOU are the prize, not her. YOU are awesome, and she is lucky to be on your arm.

Good luck, Anon <3


 No.9430

>>9425

In the scenario about dinner I meant to note to convey that you are in a rush. That's why you need to just get the number and go


 No.9436

>>9303

I can't stop listening to this.

Halp!


 No.9437

File: eed1340c7f8f9d7⋯.jpg (59.61 KB, 343x336, 49:48, happy03.jpg)

LOLIS ARE LOVELY


 No.9438

Cupid de Lovelocke approves of lolicon.


 No.9440

>>9437

Also, is this not giffed?


 No.9442

File: 239bf22503d27be⋯.gif (98.61 KB, 140x200, 7:10, snoopydancej.gif)

File: 97ab52720f0843d⋯.gif (26.81 KB, 100x100, 1:1, avatar700_40.gif)


 No.9444

>>9430

an unironic thanks for the advice my 8chan father


 No.9447

>>9430

You deserve a better thanks than my initial smarmy bullshit. Thank you for taking the time to type that out and for the advice. I'd imagine it'll go well, as despite being on 8chan I'm not entirely socially inept. This is why I sincerely enjoy this site, there's a real sense of community. Thank you anon. Best of luck to you in whatever adventures you have.


 No.9449

>>9444

np, with women just always be moving. Keep pushing things along in the direction you want it to go.

So long as they see you actively striving / having and reaching your goals, they will be attracted to you.

If through these acts you have resources she wants (money, social standing, etc.), then you will have her hooked as well.

Men, when searching for a relationship, are looking for a godly mother figure whom they can fuck.

Men want to be understood, they want to be loved unconditionally, and they want a forever commitment to being cared for.

Men want to find their mother.

Women, when searching for a relationship, are searching for a father figure that can bear them children.

Women want to be provided-for, they want to be guided through life [submissive], they want protection [from a strong male].

Women want to find their father.

Women are easy if you accept them for what they are. Society has indoctrinated us on what's called "the blue pill" -- a series of lies and a rigid template for life, all of which leads to a nation of willing slave cucks.

As men, we fool ourselves into falling in love with women by projecting ourselves unto them. This leads to heartbreak when they deviate because they aren't us, it was just a projection, but we don't realize this and we don't understand.

You can still love, just be smart about it. Realize that men and women are different. Realize that you project yourself unto others and try to understand the world by living their experiences through your eyes. Realize this doesn't work.

Please read this: https://therationalmale.com/2012/09/10/men-in-love/

And the best of luck to you! Remember: you're the prize. You're the man. She is lucky to have you, not the other way around.


 No.9451

File: 57601aabc1844d9⋯.jpg (64.92 KB, 960x959, 960:959, 57601aabc1844d9199f51a7988….jpg)

>>9447

Yeah, 8ch is full of actually developed people. Generally we are the crowd that was there for the original 4chan and "graduated" here after moot sold out and the mass cucking + angsty teenager invasion trying to find "the hacker known as 4chan" or be edgy or whatever.

I'm always here. You'd think there would be more traffic considering this thread is linked from literally every page on the site... but maybe I scare folks away.


 No.9452

>>9451

Yeah, the lack of traffic is odd. I suppose the alternative may be a cattle drive of mongoloids coming into this site, so it may not be all too bad. Le sekrit club and whatnot


 No.9453

>>9452

Right. Moderate to high quality folks land and hang around here.

/pol/ and /b/ get a lot of bleedover from cuckchan it seems.

/fringe/ is really hot here.


 No.9454

8ch is really the only bastion of free speech left on the interwebs that actually has traffic greater than 2 uniques per month.

I mean I guess there is voat too, but for some reason I just get so upset when I go to voat.

I don't know what it is, just some bad ju-ju


 No.9455

Dead eyes...

Dead eyes....

Are you just like me?


 No.9456

By starlight I know you,

As lonely as a wish, granted true

..Brutal.


 No.9457

If only my words a key,

to tread the halls without door

I'd probably still want to see

What lies underneath the floor


 No.9458

maybe underneath could be beneath. I actually think beneath works a lot better.

If only my words a key,

to tread the halls without door

I'd probably still want to see

What lies beneath the floor


 No.9459

So..... are you preparing a flood?


 No.9460

Wanna be friends?


 No.9462

>>9459

>>9460

>>9458

>>9457

>>9456

>>9455

are you a fucking bot you nigger


 No.9463

File: 23588b5c96fce63⋯.jpeg (820.41 KB, 1000x1018, 500:509, 1bda051e3acbc3e159a29b7c7….jpeg)


 No.9464

File: 23588b5c96fce63⋯.jpeg (820.41 KB, 1000x1018, 500:509, 1bda051e3acbc3e159a29b7c7….jpeg)


 No.9465


 No.9467

File: dc43c4f23292ffe⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.84 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, mirror.webm)

>>9462

I don't think I'm a bot.

I've got the latest technology in AI, by clicking this video it will actually generate a song based on your personality! Like your own personal jam! It's different for everybody, I hope yours comes out cool!


 No.9468

File: 39bb6d8d7287894⋯.jpg (162.17 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 951391202cf5813ace002b7d9f….jpg)

Apparently I'm not cool because:

1. Name fagging

2. Being a bot

3. Reddit spacing

4. Fag-posting

Thankfully, in English, a double-negative cancels out. So both pairs of double-negatives cancel out, and this proves mathematically that I am, in fact, cool.

Checkmate, nerd.


 No.9470

File: f301114a8d523fb⋯.png (117.52 KB, 598x1068, 299:534, smug Ilia doubts.png)

>>9468

If you're so cool, post lewd anime lolis.


 No.9471

File: 2b39e79ec45bff9⋯.jpg (232 KB, 1200x1653, 400:551, 2b39e79ec45bff9a476f18a56d….jpg)

File: 3a77f5d5a83ffba⋯.png (1.8 MB, 918x1280, 459:640, 3a77f5d5a83ffbaa58089845e9….png)

File: 095961c91bec704⋯.png (515.53 KB, 700x840, 5:6, 095961c91bec70423e161557a8….png)

>>9470

>post lewd anime lolis

not the guy you were replying to but here u go


 No.9472

File: 2234313fc0a474f⋯.png (2.1 MB, 1500x1276, 375:319, ca31b28b1e2885fecd15b83f2b….png)

>>9471

Naisu.


 No.9473

File: da01270c0a2826d⋯.jpg (204.11 KB, 1440x2185, 288:437, da01270c0a2826dce9d389328c….jpg)

File: df59f99f2a54b86⋯.jpg (1.24 MB, 3411x2449, 3411:2449, df59f99f2a54b867d56bac6cd1….jpg)

File: fa4e89f82e908b8⋯.jpg (676.18 KB, 1657x1331, 1657:1331, fa4e89f82e908b8c4f104f1028….jpg)


 No.9474

File: 87fbad2783ef1d5⋯.webm (9.16 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, look at my enormous penis.webm)

>>9468

you can only be cool if you do those things "ironically"


 No.9477

File: 6b027955acf7cfc⋯.jpg (105.3 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, クトゥルー.jpg)

>>9473

Very good.


 No.9478

>>9474

I just closed my eyes and dropped out. Like hard, through a wide tunnel of black with occasional neon streaks

And for some reason I keep returning to finish writing this out but then quickly realize how stupid that is and put myself right back into the power.


 No.9479

>>9465

>comes to a board called "Cancer General"

>posts in a thread called "Cancer General"

>sees cancer

<why the fuck is there so much cancer everywhere


 No.9480

File: f76eec46d24ec2f⋯.gif (1.21 MB, 540x540, 1:1, f76eec46d24ec2f0566660098e….gif)

>>9479

this

remember not to take your internet too seriously out there folks


 No.9482

>>9479

Because this [cancer general] is the only truly "free" board left on the internet.

A lot of people can't handle that, so all those troubles and worries collapse inward and ;


 No.9488

File: 11c025c08b0254c⋯.png (2.08 KB, 146x53, 146:53, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 5ac894a13c91190⋯.png (359.47 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 5ac894a13c911908cfb1d4cb7c….png)

Why the fuck does this thread have two reload buttons on it?


 No.9489

>>9488

It's twice as important to check the [Cancer] thread often.


 No.9490

>>9488

One is a full page reload, one is just an ajax call.

Watch the countdown at bottom rigtht


 No.9493

You guys is my best friendz.


 No.9495

File: 2337f3d034e2282⋯.jpg (143.87 KB, 1000x879, 1000:879, fagtag.jpg)


 No.9498

File: 16d445a6a8dcb39⋯.jpg (56.22 KB, 629x615, 629:615, 16d445a6a8dcb39c961fb40ecc….jpg)

File: 95d952692768e4e⋯.jpg (20.1 KB, 500x360, 25:18, meatwad.jpg)

oh no!


 No.9502


 No.9503

File: 6b40fbf6f174b06⋯.png (56.65 KB, 1008x397, 1008:397, ClipboardImage.png)

Do any of you /general/ oldfags know what our position on the board stats page was before I became the new BO? I want to know if my shilling had any effect.


 No.9505

test: [Cancer] [Cancer] [Cancer] [Cancer] [Cancer]


 No.9506

>>9503

We had 5 total unique posters over a 24 hour period on this board.

It's moving quicker than normal.

I've been here with a tab open all of 2018


 No.9507

File: d88dee795ac2b35⋯.jpg (18.91 KB, 453x350, 453:350, d88dee795ac2b35e989d8abc96….jpg)

>>9506

>5 total unique posters

huh. looks like I'll continue shilling as it is quite effective.

It's pretty easy to promote this board especially which how shitty /b/ is, and the fact that /general/ is linked from every single fucking page on 8chan.


 No.9508

[Cancer]ous nigger faggots

cigarette smoke gives you [Cancer]


 No.9511

>>9507

Your shilling is nothing compared to that link, unless that link is part of your shilling. In which case, how did you convince them to let you do that?


 No.9512

>>9507

Please be mindful.

The thing that makes [Cancer] so great and the reason us forever-[Cancer] tulpas stay here is because high quality posters.

If /b/'s content is shit, and a board's content is controlled by its user base, then it is /b/'s userbase that is shit. Bringing them here isn't going to change them, it's going to stain us.


 No.9513

File: dc43c4f23292ffe⋯.webm (1.84 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ImaSheep.webm)

Need more of this TBQH.


 No.9514

File: 7ceff8e569cf52d⋯.webm (3.76 MB, 240x180, 4:3, Initial_D_-_Hamsters.webm)


 No.9515

File: fc044831d2fea6e⋯.png (5.37 MB, 4093x2894, 4093:2894, 70895013_p7.png)

>>9493

Not anymore


 No.9516

File: 111f3eb7d4cd1d5⋯.gif (2.28 MB, 392x432, 49:54, 9ab1608fa77642902276da51d3….gif)

>>9512

Exactly. Which is why we need more high quality and/or rare lolicon.


 No.9517

>>9511

I counted at least 10 new posters who came here today. How many of them will stay I have no idea, only time will tell.

>>9512

>Please be mindful

I will be. I don't think /b/ is inherently shitty, I just think the mods turned it into a shithole with their rampant 12-week bans for "Spam" and all that captcha bullshit.

I'm not planning to go onto cuckchan and announce [Cancer] to them, if that's what you were thinking.


 No.9518

Come for the [Cancer]

Stay for the loli's

Try to leave

You can check out, but you can never leave.mp3

Welcome to Hell [Cancer].


 No.9522

>>9515

Wait, you aren't my friend anymore?

Or you're one of these newfags who think they can just be dropping Thanos all up on my board. You gotta work your way up there, nigger. Everything balanced, as it should be.


 No.9525

File: 421e38ec3d0571d⋯.png (1.39 KB, 650x400, 13:8, Red650x400.png)

beep beep

I'm a sheep

I said: beep beep I'm a sheep

I can't get that fucking song out of my head ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[pic related -- but I am fire without form. You can tell I'm angry though by the red.]


 No.9528

File: 65b8d0342b198c8⋯.png (1.12 KB, 600x600, 1:1, black650.png)

Whereas a nihilist be all like


 No.9533

>>9528

I like u a lot more than Dysnomia


 No.9534

File: 2bdbd4f6bec6fa2⋯.mp4 (11.2 MB, 768x432, 16:9, selskie kanikuly.mp4)


 No.9535

>>9503

According to this link https://archive.fo/RkwSR, it looks like /general/ wasn't even on the first page of stats 2 days ago.


 No.9536

File: b646531ca1f0acd⋯.png (771.53 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 1534354834542.png)


 No.9541

>>9536

Ohh, this was almost a+ content. Then I enlarged and saw the cum was pouring out her ass and not out her pussy.

C-


 No.9543

https://archive.fo/GUwEa all contains a+ content. Lot of lolis and jizz and my poetry.


 No.9544

File: a2a30d120a6ee2f⋯.jpg (128.17 KB, 900x910, 90:91, humpteydump.jpg)

Anyway, this is the [Cancer] god, signing off.

Yall have a super wholesome day!


 No.9545

File: 97b315d1ad838ad⋯.gif (1.98 MB, 500x454, 250:227, Nagatoro_Panty_Flash.gif)

>>9541

Same here. Good taste.


 No.9546

[[Cancer]]


 No.9547

File: c2dda98ecf068ab⋯.jpg (164.07 KB, 1200x1411, 1200:1411, homedefence.jpg)

>>9546

@BO - You fucking word filtering bastard!


 No.9578

My peopleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


 No.9585

>>9248

Musoudoki/Musouzuki is good shit.


 No.9592

>>9137

You can use ffmpeg on windows too faggot. FFmpeg is extremely complicated though. You can't expect everyone to know how to use it.


 No.9593

>>9147

Sharks are mindless killers. They don't have emotions. This guy is delusional.


 No.9594

File: e52cc6822eb5e36⋯.jpg (308.33 KB, 700x1260, 5:9, 09e37eccf4fe97fb7dec4da155….jpg)

File: 3a24ee7237b1731⋯.png (1011.58 KB, 750x1200, 5:8, 42583_20160730111237_0.png)

File: 1df3396e53a5930⋯.png (945.33 KB, 750x1200, 5:8, 42583_20160730111241_0.png)

File: 8dc537575deb3b1⋯.png (940.36 KB, 750x1200, 5:8, 42583_20160730111245_1.png)

File: ffbf47ae2559600⋯.png (909.95 KB, 750x1200, 5:8, 42583_20160730111246_2.png)


 No.9596

pee in my butt.

:Literally, I need you to piss inside my asshole.

Stick your cock in and then just let loose with a day worth of not pissing stockpiles.

Please?


 No.9601

>>9592

Yes, I have it on my cygwin for when I have to use a windows machine. Along with many other GNU/Linux essentials.


 No.9606

>>9596

I only pee in the pussy


 No.9609

>>9606

Lucky for you I have the tightest of boipussys :-*


 No.9613

>>9609

Send pic plz


 No.9626

File: 4e34d5ca2cd3486⋯.jpg (301.32 KB, 1023x724, 1023:724, 0637e63b11_1317984527.jpg)

>>9594

Very good.

>>9596

>>9609

I only pee in anime loli pussy.


 No.9627

File: c3d6e28d2ff26b1⋯.jpg (1018.36 KB, 1599x1368, 533:456, 66134561_p1.jpg)

I think lolicon sucks!


 No.9629

File: 3bc16f29870f42d⋯.jpg (1010.28 KB, 1595x1368, 1595:1368, 66134561_p0.jpg)


 No.9630

File: 093a584f6609723⋯.jpg (36.03 KB, 604x604, 1:1, 1534384075614.jpg)


 No.9631

File: 7db2188918b1164⋯.jpg (411.61 KB, 2641x2083, 2641:2083, 1534522658701.jpg)


 No.9633

File: 55b9c4b0715e2b6⋯.jpg (134.57 KB, 850x1420, 85:142, 1537592467359.jpg)


 No.9634

>>9633

Non-loli is fine too as long as the art is of high quality and doesn't contain shit fetishes.

>>9631

This looked nice until I saw the chocolate in her ass.


 No.9636

File: d11bbd22dae4d59⋯.jpg (535.44 KB, 574x958, 287:479, 66718681_p0.jpg)


 No.9639

File: 5ae935bdffe0404⋯.jpg (744.32 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 62938293_p0.jpg)

File: 3e460ca536dfe2e⋯.png (1.92 MB, 1115x1200, 223:240, 63232487_p0.png)

File: e8639dd80f0e89f⋯.png (1.6 MB, 990x1400, 99:140, 70871222_p0.png)

File: 003e7491e689a9d⋯.png (645.9 KB, 1047x1280, 1047:1280, 70327409_p2.png)

File: 1700e5f9c0eba0b⋯.png (545.23 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 56878488_p4.png)


 No.9662

>Anything I cook tastes like raw ass

Fucking hell


 No.9665

>>9662

cook better


 No.9666

File: dc43c4f23292ffe⋯.webm (1.84 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ImaSheep.webm)

Start your morning off right, SheepPCs!


 No.9669

File: 60626f0c65c8da8⋯.jpg (99.18 KB, 612x818, 306:409, 1311441758701.jpg)


 No.9670

File: 83a82c58bd98615⋯.jpg (761 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 1318176137100.jpg)


 No.9671

File: 6f4bdadc09d9042⋯.jpg (54.96 KB, 575x600, 23:24, the-difference-between-a-b….jpg)


 No.9672

File: 75ea451eaeefb6b⋯.jpg (96.03 KB, 934x550, 467:275, 1366044466441.jpg)


 No.9673

File: 8315cd641f9e659⋯.jpg (40.14 KB, 426x480, 71:80, aYN8dy7_700b.jpg)


 No.9674

File: 1c3a7d24b33152d⋯.jpg (44.75 KB, 500x697, 500:697, 1371392063201.jpg)


 No.9675

File: f4642141c609d4d⋯.jpg (29.88 KB, 400x398, 200:199, 1371954184553.jpg)


 No.9676

File: a4ac6390f300f55⋯.gif (988.17 KB, 500x322, 250:161, 1372030248613.gif)


 No.9677

File: 2e715b8ae787faa⋯.jpg (106.88 KB, 381x514, 381:514, 1372468249053.jpg)


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File: 1fe866243040a99⋯.png (627.7 KB, 683x768, 683:768, 1372618882632.png)


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File: c47fff77010452e⋯.jpg (62.47 KB, 626x460, 313:230, 1372620291035.jpg)


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File: 91e9d9954c86e9c⋯.jpg (75.05 KB, 312x312, 1:1, 1371087399171.jpg)


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File: 5a2fe0e8c4eed0f⋯.jpg (599.07 KB, 780x3715, 156:743, Jgxp4.jpg)


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File: 75ea451eaeefb6b⋯.jpg (96.03 KB, 934x550, 467:275, 1366044466441.jpg)


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File: 8315cd641f9e659⋯.jpg (40.14 KB, 426x480, 71:80, aYN8dy7_700b.jpg)


 No.9684

File: f1f52f2bdc51a48⋯.jpg (69.44 KB, 500x726, 250:363, 1370363062230.jpg)


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File: afbde43e289a8fd⋯.jpg (29.01 KB, 474x595, 474:595, 1371497270426.jpg)


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File: d664abddab850bb⋯.gif (245.53 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 1371496554092.gif)


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File: 669562b602085cd⋯.jpg (41.89 KB, 443x333, 443:333, 1371655146873.jpg)


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File: e5ef16a8bd5c616⋯.jpg (469.13 KB, 897x861, 299:287, 1371829188398.jpg)


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File: 1b15d3e78241cf6⋯.png (321.48 KB, 477x392, 477:392, 1371953815946.png)


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File: f4642141c609d4d⋯.jpg (29.88 KB, 400x398, 200:199, 1371954184553.jpg)


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File: 09b9f79f0dae51d⋯.jpg (29.88 KB, 465x364, 465:364, 1372203057878.jpg)


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File: a9814f443e88812⋯.jpg (13.35 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1372209792944.jpg)


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File: f707cc325a76742⋯.jpg (26.46 KB, 400x470, 40:47, 1372383286965.jpg)


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File: 8c3fa372bb18b73⋯.jpg (5.83 KB, 213x237, 71:79, 1372610107773.jpg)


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File: 2e715b8ae787faa⋯.jpg (106.88 KB, 381x514, 381:514, 1372468249053.jpg)


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File: 4ce2a33cb9ad1e7⋯.jpg (35.24 KB, 281x468, 281:468, 1372630504861.jpg)


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File: 5ff6a40cf5eb21d⋯.jpg (107.55 KB, 960x600, 8:5, 1372861433803.jpg)


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File: 194d6349fd1a7ce⋯.jpg (21.81 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 1372906301152.jpg)


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File: bce98da3b3632b3⋯.jpg (39.42 KB, 355x512, 355:512, 1372965345279.jpg)


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File: d8c38caaf4d9fb1⋯.jpg (114.28 KB, 455x320, 91:64, 1373124983426.jpg)


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File: 7f60fdece40d5a6⋯.jpg (25.72 KB, 417x500, 417:500, 1373146357048.jpg)


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File: 9baee6575f1b70b⋯.jpg (14.57 KB, 288x288, 1:1, 1373150695235.jpg)


 No.9703

File: 11579e5e99db368⋯.jpg (48.57 KB, 436x434, 218:217, 1373149784956.jpg)


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File: 057b06b9bb1e59f⋯.jpg (26.18 KB, 250x322, 125:161, 1373227734697.jpg)


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File: d5f64093c6a938e⋯.jpg (124.52 KB, 400x425, 16:17, 1373245365784.jpg)


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File: 763a6b0fc410ad3⋯.png (45.62 KB, 402x392, 201:196, 1373390914461.png)


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File: daad2cc5c143e33⋯.jpg (25.69 KB, 435x535, 87:107, 1003454_543974518999279_92….jpg)


 No.9708

File: fb97285537ac2b7⋯.png (516.6 KB, 540x726, 90:121, bully.png)


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File: 104c4ab4535fb82⋯.jpg (43.11 KB, 466x720, 233:360, 970570_699822373380552_122….jpg)


 No.9710

File: 65a4d0f22e51b49⋯.jpg (80.16 KB, 500x667, 500:667, 1373553879346.jpg)


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File: 1945b140042c7a5⋯.png (95.67 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 1373567816344.png)


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File: 3a8a936be8c45ec⋯.jpg (21.14 KB, 342x359, 342:359, 1373565681381.jpg)


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File: 0ae94b82060a0e2⋯.jpg (189.81 KB, 500x628, 125:157, 1373581856111.jpg)


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File: 5738c590a428697⋯.jpg (55.65 KB, 604x453, 4:3, 1373585460504.jpg)


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File: 4ae5974f4991cfe⋯.gif (1.32 MB, 200x147, 200:147, 1373587111521.gif)


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File: 3a931befa1ff4a2⋯.png (447.49 KB, 720x528, 15:11, 1373588839739.png)


 No.9717

File: 93f57d97327e171⋯.jpg (117.23 KB, 800x787, 800:787, 1373638165110.jpg)


 No.9718

File: ad30a60c450d95e⋯.jpg (43.57 KB, 610x689, 610:689, laughing_heart.jpg)


 No.9719

Get wholesome my niggas


 No.9720

File: f9d18e2f4cd390e⋯.jpg (84.13 KB, 605x532, 605:532, 1373826916254.jpg)


 No.9721

File: 3e11c30f4893ccd⋯.gif (688 KB, 320x246, 160:123, 1374371475323.gif)


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File: 52f93e62bde070f⋯.jpg (242.95 KB, 1210x837, 1210:837, 1374427230725.jpg)


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File: 5ee561121d26086⋯.jpg (44.24 KB, 628x418, 314:209, 1374534159202.jpg)


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File: 21d946fadabf921⋯.jpg (59.7 KB, 425x567, 425:567, 1374543127275.jpg)


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File: cc1536f50280135⋯.jpg (64.89 KB, 500x453, 500:453, 1374587163152.jpg)


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File: a2e796ca37db666⋯.jpg (28.6 KB, 505x307, 505:307, 1374681380071.jpg)


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File: 9c8a36630d186f3⋯.jpg (54.61 KB, 610x496, 305:248, 1374684544752.jpg)


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File: f3742f5616e8bcd⋯.jpg (28.85 KB, 293x399, 293:399, 1374587342061.jpg)


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File: 59950049c4e2ff8⋯.jpg (35.96 KB, 450x440, 45:44, 1374698680208.jpg)


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File: c9afd439402e217⋯.jpg (93.33 KB, 288x288, 1:1, 1374881475926.jpg)


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File: 8ecdf16c9e990a4⋯.jpg (46.17 KB, 433x500, 433:500, 1374885514186.jpg)


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File: 7f396d77d8c191b⋯.jpg (122.92 KB, 800x561, 800:561, 1373413364154.jpg)


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File: aa615cdc07b8bc1⋯.jpg (9.45 KB, 205x286, 205:286, 1373414019553.jpg)


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File: cafabbd652f22af⋯.jpg (55.05 KB, 413x395, 413:395, 1371087217846.jpg)


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File: c9c315e5c67bde0⋯.png (1.8 KB, 320x200, 8:5, 186387-theatre-europe-comm….png)


 No.9736

File: 4cec9a9b52d17bd⋯.jpg (101.06 KB, 400x287, 400:287, 1374288045770.jpg)


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File: 2ce480de8e2c189⋯.jpg (102.36 KB, 459x700, 459:700, 1374936722615.jpg)


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File: 0db7f890bc1943c⋯.jpg (30.33 KB, 398x400, 199:200, 1374930282268.jpg)


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File: 5ea41adfe93d0ba⋯.jpg (40.94 KB, 500x315, 100:63, 1374891603183.jpg)


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File: eb9183fdaf6547c⋯.jpg (52.33 KB, 1024x682, 512:341, 1374888250086.jpg)


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File: 4e58cfcfbeed9d9⋯.jpg (41.69 KB, 480x371, 480:371, 1374942261090.jpg)


 No.9742

File: d0562724ad4cd36⋯.jpg (64.32 KB, 960x402, 160:67, 80bf5b_861674.jpg)


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File: b2a48e998ad4453⋯.jpg (41.36 KB, 500x371, 500:371, 1374978369591.jpg)


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File: 656f6dafaad7d8b⋯.png (244.74 KB, 350x350, 1:1, 1375052146954.png)


 No.9746

File: cbf9a247ed32d4d⋯.jpg (107.27 KB, 800x671, 800:671, de9cd5ef64e1df733515ff1813….jpg)


 No.9747

File: 06a52037fb6d123⋯.png (243.63 KB, 1112x1000, 139:125, hmmmmmm.png)


 No.9750

File: f95d7cea80c9be4⋯.jpg (33.79 KB, 375x563, 375:563, dys.jpg)

I am glad to be associated with this cancer thread


 No.9773

File: fc6ac147e00a28d⋯.png (75.79 KB, 620x388, 155:97, try not to cum.png)


 No.9777

File: dc43c4f23292ffe⋯.webm (1.84 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ImaSheep.webm)

sage in all fields


 No.9779

File: be52a73c98bc62f⋯.png (58.18 KB, 212x242, 106:121, ronnie is skeptical.png)

Here


 No.9782

>>9779

Dat palindrome tho...


 No.9787

File: 3a8f338a01144aa⋯.jpg (46.71 KB, 469x612, 469:612, d1f6c32cff92aa78bc0b66c458….jpg)

gay nigger faggots


 No.9802

File: b6b83d991c79037⋯.jpg (137.11 KB, 800x798, 400:399, _karz.jpg)


 No.9809

>>9787

This isn't even tastefully gay. This is some euro-shit fagfest.


 No.9821

>>9809

I actually thought it was the parliamentary discussion on leaving the EU in Britain?


 No.9837

>>9821

Maybe the front, but the two fags behind filming for their personal collection? Shows this is actually fagfest 2009.


 No.9842

File: 1206eb12ae0b276⋯.png (1.54 MB, 1464x1011, 488:337, af5d723605030e1838761fbacd….png)


 No.9843

File: 16ab005365ce7b3⋯.jpg (59.07 KB, 750x686, 375:343, nice_hat.jpg)

These posters you've pulled from /b/ were are very low-tier, BO.

But that's good. That means plenty of room to shape them into wholesome posters.


 No.9844

File: 6b78c5aa0a0312f⋯.mp4 (1.73 MB, 720x404, 180:101, wwwwwwwwwwwwwww.mp4)


 No.9845

File: e85c434e488373e⋯.jpg (247.29 KB, 2048x1365, 2048:1365, wu22.jpg)


 No.9846

File: 10d2b7059e4a565⋯.jpg (242.73 KB, 680x836, 170:209, TheGreatestGift.jpg)


 No.9847

File: 54d2d2f64f14dd3⋯.jpg (57.4 KB, 600x499, 600:499, vOpuZBL.jpg)


 No.9848

>>9404

So Anon, how did it go?? Did you setup a date???


 No.9849

File: c803808748a19be⋯.mp4 (552.32 KB, 640x640, 1:1, puppyslide.mp4)

> Fine! I'll go down the slide! But that's it!


 No.9851

File: be7a866d63f56ba⋯.jpg (40.71 KB, 800x960, 5:6, ZcUOydr.jpg)

Despite eating pussy is awesome to do as a male, and feels awesome for a female (almost all nerves are on the outside, not the inside of the vagina), it will make the woman look down on you.

Sex for a woman is all about power. When she is sucking your dick or you are cumming inside of her, she is getting pleasure beyond belief just watching your face and knowing she has complete control over every molecule of your being in that moment, and of your life in order to find that moment again.

Eating pussy gives them a ton of physical pleasure, but doesn't give them that addicting sense of power. It's weakening to them -- you are controlling their pleasure rather than being controlled.

So yes, I know, eating pussy is awesome, but you need to limit it to a special occasion kind of thing lest you slip due to her hypergamy.

Also, as a reminder, the majority of women ages 18-25 have HPV. Condoms do not protect you. Eating out an HPV-infected pussy, even one that is not showing symptoms, has a very high risk of causing mouth, throat, and/or nose cancer. All of thees are near impossible to operate upon and might as well be a death sentence.

Be safe: choose 2d.


 No.9858

>>9837

Only a true fag would know this.


 No.9904

>CodeMonkey just killed /general/


 No.9908

>>9904

Chodemonkey kills everything tbh. He killed /pol/ and now he has killed /general/

What's he gonna kill next


 No.9915

File: 85929565e324e44⋯.png (555.32 KB, 1042x1513, 1042:1513, 008.png)

File: a1a1a8a7dde197b⋯.png (336.77 KB, 1041x1513, 1041:1513, 009.png)


 No.9919

File: c5537686553dd43⋯.png (1.03 MB, 1272x1800, 53:75, 003.png)

File: 9085fdaf066fda6⋯.png (960.47 KB, 1272x1800, 53:75, 004.png)

File: d829b0ff73de42f⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1272x1800, 53:75, 005.png)

File: ba7e67f30a2ed0c⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1272x1800, 53:75, 006.png)

File: 097aba2913693a4⋯.png (943.07 KB, 1272x1800, 53:75, 007.png)

Why only looks and not shootas?


 No.9923

File: 06e2e55a852ab46⋯.png (380.58 KB, 1280x1828, 320:457, 004.png)

File: eebb12b81d33100⋯.png (358.6 KB, 1280x1828, 320:457, 005.png)

File: af0352aa2c6a155⋯.png (446.24 KB, 1280x1828, 320:457, 006.png)

File: 6b26bd5ccea2ab2⋯.png (379.21 KB, 1280x1828, 320:457, 007.png)

File: ac39309465ac81c⋯.png (427.06 KB, 1280x1828, 320:457, 008.png)


 No.9964

Why the fuck chodemonkey remove our link from every page on 8chan >:^(


 No.9967

As the god of cancer, I don't like it.

How will poor lost souls wander onto my board now?


 No.9968

The best spot in all of the chans is in massive jeopardy.


 No.9980

GET WHOLESOME, NIGGAS!!

Start posting your wholesome content on my new board >>>/wholesome/

Get in on the ground floor. This is the real chemo.


 No.9982

File: cb4c3a38e5c993e⋯.jpg (49.33 KB, 750x648, 125:108, befree.jpg)

>>9980

> 9980

GET WHOLESOME, NIGGAS!!

Start posting your wholesome content on my new board >>>/wholesome/

Get in on the ground floor. This is the real chemo.


 No.9985

>>9982

is that a Christian thread?


 No.9987

File: e77731d9d25581f⋯.gif (493.47 KB, 245x180, 49:36, 1495724877124.gif)

>>9985

I don't intend it to be, no.

But that doesn't mean Christians aren't allowed.

It's about positive content. Encouraging you to be your best you, talk with folks who will give you advice besides "KYS faggot". Stuff like that.


 No.9988

There's a ton of smart and good folks on the chans, pushed here because free speech is so stifled everywhere else.

But at the same time, the chans have always been a dark shadow.

It breeds negativity and destruction.

Destruction is the feminine.

I'd like to gather folks who would rather be masculine: to use our powers to create rather than destroy. To promote the good rather than spend all day whining about the bad.

Darkness isn't going to conquer darkness, only light.

Hate never solves hate, only love.

Be a real man: be a wholesome man.


 No.9989


 No.9992

File: dc43c4f23292ffe⋯.webm (1.84 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ImaSheep.webm)

Can they tattoo videos yet? I want this on my chest so at any time I can pull open my shirt like super man and play this.

Yeah, then I'd be cool!


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File: 14f3b92b4e2ad07⋯.webm (2.86 MB, 768x432, 16:9, 1539783907745.webm)


 No.10011

File: 8954c0f4aaffbbb⋯.jpg (67.17 KB, 459x614, 459:614, wat05.jpg)


 No.10025

>>10000

That's not a real dick.


 No.10051

File: 883a4b3598ebec6⋯.png (362.03 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, gzdoom_2017-12-06_22-56-12….png)

board...board never change.


 No.10053


 No.10061

Can we still say nigger on this board?


 No.10062

>>10061

Damnit, can't even say "nigger" it just word-filters to niigger. Lame.


 No.10063

Fuck they even did the common mispellings. What about spaces? nigger


 No.10064

>>10063

cactus


 No.10065

File: b74abec0a1f9aa2⋯.jpg (119.24 KB, 724x1024, 181:256, 1539831461236m.jpg)


 No.10066

File: 8ff492c15ba3d9f⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1000x1250, 4:5, 0e8d2f14-d751-4c8a-813e-4d….png)

File: a4dfab6f8eff649⋯.jpg (304.23 KB, 800x1085, 160:217, 4615fba8-9573-4460-9e2f-58….jpg)

File: 4615ec90c817f98⋯.jpg (38.63 KB, 310x544, 155:272, 0a27f66d-7041-4f97-a5a5-48….jpg)

File: 5c94c625c4ac1c6⋯.jpg (387.05 KB, 1073x1245, 1073:1245, 0e3e6723-d155-4bf6-b2f6-ae….jpg)

File: bfafea690940ef7⋯.png (486.18 KB, 1047x1308, 349:436, 0c7afde7-2473-46d4-b240-1c….png)

>>10061

>>10063

>>10062

Here some at your request!


 No.10067

File: 1d9db878dec4e77⋯.jpg (106.12 KB, 708x832, 177:208, 2MEAUPKYFXVTKE2JEQDXYOHYDU….jpg)


 No.10068

File: 834aed6796626b4⋯.jpg (79.56 KB, 600x455, 120:91, ANimeNazi.jpg)


 No.10069

File: a7ca3401deb8d44⋯.jpg (29.81 KB, 620x420, 31:21, 483c8b77-245d-48ee-a96e-fa….jpg)


 No.10070

baka no gucci gang


 No.10074


 No.10088

>>10066

Why do all your black girls have wigs imitating white hair?


 No.10089

File: da49e64bc61cd11⋯.png (112.74 KB, 396x768, 33:64, meorror.png)


 No.10091

Don't be an NPC. Be >>>/wholesome/


 No.10102

File: 156505300a5d15b⋯.mp4 (537.36 KB, 854x474, 427:237, attack.mp4)


 No.10106

>>10102

thats 1 woke cat


 No.10107

File: b4a4369cfda6839⋯.gif (1.54 MB, 640x480, 4:3, b4a4369cfda6839374a08e3e5c….gif)

>>10106

why does the cat hesitate and stumble before killing?


 No.10108

>>10107

because it thinks it will counter attack or because they are so predictable that usually doesnt happen


 No.10109

>>10107

It's waiting for the animal to make a counter attack which would expose the eyes or the neck.

That's how cats fight against larger target. I've seen videos of domestic cats gouging at a bear's eyes and scaring it away.


 No.10110

Cats count on being quicker, not stronger


 No.10119

Cats have an innate sense of merow.


 No.10122

File: 114abed99da6d98⋯.mp4 (1.28 MB, 640x640, 1:1, snail.mp4)

can't stop won't stop don't even know how to stop


 No.10126

>>10122

>The snail escaped with little to no damage

that's what shells are for amirite

snail: 1

venus: 0


 No.10139

File: 156505300a5d15b⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 537.36 KB, 854x474, 427:237, attack.mp4)

>>10122

Snails may conquer nature, but cannot compete against cold, hard, physics.


 No.10140


 No.10142

>>10139

Fuck. This was NOT the video I meant to post.


 No.10144

File: 8e8d8347eb242fd⋯.mp4 (795.69 KB, 460x256, 115:64, lineshallnotbecrossed.mp4)

>>10126

Snails may conquer nature, but cannot compete against cold, hard, physics.

( This post is a corrected version of >>10139 )


 No.10152

>>10144

Nice. Bonus points for not using power unless snails actually cross over, and unlike spraying saltwater everywhere, won't kill your plants.


 No.10154

>>10152

Right?? Very little is lost to the air, it's generally complete circuit.

Also doesn't leave dead snails everywhere. I don't think it's right to punish them just because they are hungry... they just need to be directed to the plants which aren't producing the fruits I intend to eat [like these tomatoes] :)


 No.10155

complete/closed


 No.10156

>>10155

you mean open circuit (i.e. no connection)


 No.10157

I mean closed circuit. Input travels around and back to ground. No energy is leaving the system.

In to the battery through the copper and back to the battery.


 No.10158

it's a loop. A square with a 9V source somewhere in the square. Hence, "closed."

"open" would be if one of those wires went into a lightbulb, for example and energy was being used


 No.10160

>>10157

that's not how electricity works kiddo

open circuit = no connection between positive and negative

closed circuit = connection between positive and negative

when current is flowing through the snail, energy is being lost from the battery into the snail

>>10158

wrong way round

open circuit = no connection

its unintuitive i know but that's how it works


 No.10162

>>10160

Yeah... there's a connection between the positive and the negative.

You can't see it but on the back is a vertical piece of copper connecting the two lines.

But you should be able to infer this because otherwise it wouldn't work at all because the leads are connected to different copper bands.

They are in fact done this way so that both of them become charged as a direction as been set and a draw is present (the difference of the leads on the battery)


 No.10163

direction has* been set


 No.10164

If they weren't connected there would be no electricity flowing until the snail goes between and connects the two copper bands.

A battery doesn't work without connection/flow from - to +


 No.10165

>>10163

>>10164

>>10162

that's not how any of this works

the two battery terminals are connected to two SEPERATE copper strips.

When a snail crosses the gap between the strips, it gets electrocuted.


 No.10168

File: 57394f7d6bd37e1⋯.png (102.96 KB, 450x432, 25:24, star_greatjob.png)

>>10165

> When a snail crosses the gap between the strips, it gets electrocuted.

That's not what's happening though. Watch the video, they are zapped as soon as they touch the bottom strip. Because the strips meet on the back of the pot.

But ok. You can have a gold star anyway if you want. I do appreciate the effort.


 No.10169

Did it like this because they could just stretch over a single wire. That includes sitting on the bottom wire and stretching over the top. They wouldn't be able to figure that out by looking at it, of course, but eventually one will stumble into success. And more would follow.

So a 2 inch zap zone was needed in lieu of effectively a half-inch zap zone (one strip -- which if your body is making the circuit is effectively your danger zone because the bottom becomes harmless unless bottom+top is touched. So you just need to reach over the top wire while atop the bottom, if they were setup that way. They aren't.)


 No.10171

>>10168

>>10169

Is it your setup? If so take a picture of the back and the sides. Your explanation defies the laws of physics.


 No.10175

File: c1ed36a775d4920⋯.jpg (37.12 KB, 392x469, 56:67, careful.jpg)


 No.10182

File: b3c812f53f461e7⋯.png (26.9 KB, 430x327, 430:327, circuit_diagram.png)

>>10171

Defies the laws of physics? Alright, if that is the case I want you to try the following experiment:

Take two copper rods. WHILE WEARING GLOVES: take two pieces of copper wire: wrap one side of the wire around one of the leads on a 9V battery, the other on the copper rod. Now take another piece of copper write and tie one side around one rod and the other side around the other.

Remove your gloves.

If you're confident that basic physics and what we know about electricity/electronics is wrong, then you should be able to lick any part of this setup which is copper without fear of electrocution -- right??

I'm not really sure what you're arguing anymore.

I attached a picture of what is going on. The blue line (represents the copper on the back) shows what needs to happen for electricity to flow / create a circuit.

You seem to be arguing that the blue line doesn't exist, and yet the snails are being shocked just by touching copper band 2.

So.... why doesn't the snail need to complete the circuit (be the blue)? How exactly does the current flow when the snail has temporarily become a resistor on copper band 2?

Your answer will probably be the first step to solving cold fusion, I wait with baited breath.


 No.10185

>>10182

The circuit in your diagram is literally a short circuit and will heat up the strips and drain your battery very fast. In addition, its snail repellent effects will be due to heat only and not due to electricity.

>blah blah lick any part of this setup without fear of electrocution

Yes. Electricity will flow through the path of least resistance.

>the blue line doesn't exist

It can't exist. Otherwise the setup wouldn't work.

>yet the snails are being shocked just by touching copper band 2

No, they are being shocked by touching BOTH bands 1 and 2. The electricity flows through the snail. This causes pain to the snail because it is wet and water conducts electricity.

>Muh cold fusion

It's nothing to do with cold fusion.




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