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26f16a No.251757[Reply]

OFFICIAL /cow/ DEAD POOL: http://poal.me/nppl4f Noted psycho munchausen case Kadee Konstantino just became an heroin.https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/241176.htmlF

PRESS JULAY TO PAY RESPECTS TO

Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

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4a2646 No.288971

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e6c617 No.125[Reply]

Welcome to /cow/! This board concerns lolcows, or fools who are unwittingly funny or can be goaded into being funny. We document, archive and laugh at the weirdness of the internet.

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e86f99 No.288593

Lots of necrobumping.




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7f7d55 No.6[Reply]

Welcome new users, I thought it might be a good idea to make a general thread advertising the various lolcows and current status:

- Christian Weston Chandler:
You've all probably heard about it at some point in time. He's an unemployee "high functioning" autistic who has recently become a tomgirl (a tranny without the homosexual tendencies apparently). He's become well known on the internet for numerous attempts to get a "sweetheart" (girlfriend) via methods such as making signs advertising himself in malls and for continuing to shill his Sonic OC known as Sonichu. Chris was a very crazy individual and a lot of what we know about him came from groups of trolls either pretending to be his girlfriend or pretending to be real life villains out to ruin Chris's life. He lives with his oldass overbearing and possibly incestous mother. Recently, Chris has a become depressing due to the bleak reality of his future with little education, no job, and no real social skills. Not to mention he has lost his father relatively recently. Its important to remember that as funny and crazy as Chris is, he is still a human being. Said human being has suddenly taken an interest in social justice (shitty activism for teenagers) and advocates for lesbian rights or some shit. Read more about him here:

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page

At this point, Chris just isn't really funny to troll anymore and only the most diehard (or possibly autistic) of trolls are trying to milk cocks out of him now. His story has become bleak and depressing rather than clownish and surreal as it used to be.
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>>15392

No detail too small




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1d7031 No.215476[Reply]

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Matthew_Davis

Oh yes, this sperging DVD destroying, Johnny Test hating lil' fatss has just been getting himself into more trouble!

Shit has just hit the fan with this guy…

He's posted his address on Youtube and he's got his mother to defend him by using his Autism as an excuse!

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d472e7 No.289214

>>289212

I always felt that those type of people get offended from autists like these. Soulbrotha too.

However 03bgood and BenTheLooney are good cringe material, its just that that the people who find them can be a bit oversensitive


f71d20 No.289216

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>>289214

That's….. actually a really good way to put them, oversensitive and offended. They're like sjws in that regard, especially judging from that stupid thread that was posted about Ben where OP wanted to "take action" against him (i.e. muh personal army)

Speaking of which is Ben even cringe anymore? I don't actually know for sure since I don't give enough of a damn to follow up on him, but the last time I saw him he seemed way less retarded than he used to be years ago. His art's crap but that's all that stands out to me.

03bgood is fucking hilarious from what I've seen though. It's a shame he attracted autists like flies to shit.


f71d20 No.289217

>>289214

Btw I forgot about Soulbrotha. When I look back at his dubs of arthur, it's really no surprise that he was a trolling faggot all along considering how that shit was written.


f36ea7 No.289218

>>215476

I know this thread is over a year old but

>Yeah, "movie lover". Sounds a bit like "moronic loser". Am I right?

>Unfortunately, people praise this loser like a god. He has such a retarded fanbase of faggots that will threaten you if you give him shit, and will try and report you until you get terminated

>Cartoons Exist…according to Matthew Dipshit

Man, ED's really gone to shit, hasn't it? I feel like I'm reading something written by a high school dropout with a child's grasp of the English language.


f71d20 No.289221

>>289218

Did you honestly expect a good article about him? Literally the only people who care about this faggot enough to write an article about him are self conscious 16 year old toonaboos who think they're cool because they browse the le ebin troll lair known as ED.




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a793f1 No.280951[Reply]

I am one of the group known as the legion of doom. Recently josh asked for help running a VPS company, so one of us posed as a supporter and had the attached exchange before josh figured it out.

foxdick farms is being heavily infiltrated. there are a lot of us around josh now. josh is really like a new CWC. he is $5,000 in debt, his family hate him and he is surrounded on the one hand by trolls manipulating him and on the other by friends of vordrak.

the trolls of course dupe him into continuing his autism palace. dynastia and co are burning up nullies life and chances and even in his current state, he still does not realize it.

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68ce00 No.289206

And so the narrative continues to play out in his mind. The nobile patriot hacker slash warrior, disposing of his life and family and money in steadfast defense of White Christian values that are under assault from Gay Black Jewslims that have invaded academia, government, and business from top to bottom.

The KF cycle:

* Act obnoxious

* Be blocked from something (Paypal, Hatreon) for being obnoxious

* Blame white genocide

* Act obnoxious…

Josh, your site started out as a platform to laugh at a tranny who shits himself. Your life isn't the fashwave version of Mr. Robot.


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>>289114

lel

I feel like it's hard to call a javascript bitcoin miner anything other than malware.

You wouldn't want some secretly installed miner running in the background, making money for someone else, but it's supposed to be okay if it's javascript?

>>289206

see #2


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ca7151 No.289219

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>>289213

>The Free Speech Warrior is literally trying to justify the crackdown on protest by one of the most repressive regimes on the Earth


60917b No.289220

>>289219

It's not like joshs thought process is really coherent these days.

A chinese guy probably glanced at him and he was all "wtf, I hate china now"




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8a22b4 No.2[Reply]

God, you're pathetic.
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5c3b0c No.288410

>>287428

>Big Dawg

Hi TrannyTears.


bf1758 No.289197

>>287394

Really makes you think


2649c1 No.289202

Did anyone see the Megabots vs Kuratas shit? staged as fuck.


38b8be No.289209

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I have been indirectly forced to socialize with people and I felt like that wojack image where he's alone at a party going thinking : I'd rather be home My feet hurt.

That was me, as of late.


2649c1 No.289215

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>>289209

Sounds like me two months ago. Went drinking at a frat bro bar with some normie coworkers, then we all went to a student apartment and got wasted. And this fat bitch was trying to fuck me. Went to bed on their couch still a wizard, but at least I got a good weed hookup. Normalfag socialization is seriously boring, I'd much rather stay at home playing Age of Empires and smoking weed




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d762e3 No.288638[Reply]

Hello folks, I'm usually a regular on /tg/, but thanks to my new roommate, I think I'll be posting on here from now on.

Dial CWC back a bit, then make him Mormon. That's my new roommate.

Here's a few pics of his half of the room.

Notable facts about him:

He made himself a Sonic 06 movie.

His favorite fandom is Sonic. That Cream Doll? he holds it like a teddy.

He works at Wal-Mart.

He's a Drafting Major.

He insists on giving Commentary to anything he watches. A lot of "Oh Geez" and "That Guy needs to die."

Anyway, I'm basically recording my interactions with him, in part to cope with living with him, and in part for shits and giggles to see if he's /cow/-worthy.

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6748e4 No.289123

>>288988

He's autistic just like the roommate.


9ac376 No.289189

>>288988

>>289123

>all the posts are saying "not a lolcow just autism"

<hurr they didn't say that


8f1b05 No.289194

>>289189

Post some recordings of him then faggot


ef90ad No.289205

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>>289189

Whatever you say, OP.


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30a284 No.266245[Reply]

Last one hit bumplimit. >>95980

Sum of last thread:

>a few minor cows show up

>lena and someone else end up happening to get "hidden camera detectors", end up convincing themselves of gangtrolling spying troll really happening while the device actually picks up the phone camera that's filming their video, the microwave, a store's security cameras, electrical wiring, etc.

>GaruchillaJoe Tries It: Being a biological terrorist

>Crazy Bonnie gets called a "weirdo", thinks wikileaks is going to do anything about the gangtrolling meme

>Lena implies she's a rape victim (which would explain a lot)

>tinfoil-lined cars

>green is now on the list of harassment colors

>D Hilton threatened to kill people, no update after 2 years

>761c27, a "gangtrolling victim" himself, appears to autism

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d87809 No.288936

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>>288689

Good shit


c952b9 No.288957

>>288936

Does Lord of Strength wear the tinfoil in public while working out or is this an no-gym-day?

Does he think the inside of a tinfoil helmet would be pristine after having been worn for hours? Looks like sweat or possibly blood from a minor cut.

If he were being microwaved all day, wouldn't there be scorch marks across the whole tinfoil helmet and not just one tiny part?


c952b9 No.288967

File: 1f94c151c01b147⋯.mp4 (14.18 MB, 640x360, 16:9, We're mass harassing the g….mp4)

GaruchillaJoe, who is now taking all the credit for exposing Harvey Weinstein (more of his usual self-aggrandizing bullcrap), is trying to organize other T.I.s into some kind of T.I. supergroup?

The T.I. Avengers, maybe?

Let's see,

The Hulk = Lord of Strength

Iron Fist = James Jackson (the "Top Martial Artist")

Iron Man = Vulcan Wolverine in armor made from QuWave Defenders and Aulterra Plugs

Dr. Strange = James Shin, Master of Mystical Orgonite Pyramid Arts

Black Widow = Holly Colino obviously. See >>285340

Add more T.I. Avengers if you like.

Source of file: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C39vl8ysxNU

James Harken is talking about making and using napalm in the comments, I dunno if I should report that to the FBI and/or his local authorities.


0b7295 No.289132

>>288831

I feel like either they shift when he first makes any movement or they stay in place. Plates falling off and the like would be possible if there's shaky movement, but that's more of an insurance thing. I have no experience with this specific machine or overloading machines in general, but you have to keep in mind that bars and machines are created to withstand acceleration/deceleration on fast reps, which increases the amount of force on them. It could quite possibly hold up for someone doing full-range, normal speed reps for that much weight. I just know that I wouldn't want someone doing that shit in my gym for a number of reasons.

Also, counting the ones above the plate where you put your feet, I count nine. The bars where you are meant to load them have nine each. 9*5*45 = 2025 lbs …?

Also see Coleman, a bodybuilder who is often brought up for his strength. While strength and muscle mass are always related, there is an element of training for strength. However, it's safe to say that someone who is twice as massive as someone else is going to be stronger, assuming equal composition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vWgSTdkc2A


7c533a No.289208

Lena is posting on her new blog now:

http://whathappenedatuva.blogspot.ca/

Same ponderous shit as always.




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95ba0d No.286948[Reply]

AKA Gordon Jones, Gordon Jahans, Farshnuke, Farsh-nuke, GAK Jahans

Alexander Gordon Jahans is a 25 year old NEET, leftist/regulated capitalist/anti-fascist hater of the alt-right/misogynist feminist, fiction writer and cannibalism enthusiast from Woking, England. For more than 10 years he has been making YouTube videos in which he yells at his webcam for hours on end, and has published over 28 straight days of monologues on his fetishes and obsessions. He has Kallman's Syndrome (failed to enter puberty), and began taking testosterone injections which transformed a strange lesbian-looking boychild into a hulking monster prone to rage and sometimes violence.

Jahans Links:

Main Channel (https://www.youtube.com/user/farshnuke)

Patreon https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc7k2OmGmyu7Ny1kDTIgFvg)

Blog and Fiction (http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/)

Twitter (https://twitter.com/farshnuke)

Main Facebook (mostly public but commenting is friends only) (https://www.facebook.com/farshnuke)

Facebook Fanpage (https://www.facebook.com/AlexanderGordonJahans)

Other Channels (mostly abandoned/unused):

Alex Vents (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvdMxpvCCo1LA3kLlpf_xRg)

Punditry (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2hQX87BCRV8xMZ-OWk3rsw)

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146e74 No.289182

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New black Adam vid

An Englishman on Holiday

>>289174

The video was completely fair and based on publicly available information. This is how people like Jahans silence legitimate criticism, by calling it "trolling". Jahans knows the video is accurate and the majority of it is simply Jahans speaking his own words after all. What more proof does anyone need that he's a liar?

In my eyes Adam is respected documentarian amd internet journalist and to call him a troll is a despicable falsehood. Also notice the casual racism of the "Pedo Gonzales" comment.


4bc5bb No.289183

>>289174

How delusional can he be to think that "4chan" (in fact just /pol/) blocked all mentions of him (they were just deleting threads really) because he's been spammed so much and not just #bickers one mod didn't like jahansposting?. How did he even found about that?

>an "attack" on the Jahans family.

We don't know what he refers to since he's always ambiguous on this kind of things. Maybe he's talking about altrighters that want to fuck his sister or (according to Jahans) threaten to torture his cat.


29f4d0 No.289199

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>>289147

>Member when the original jahanists tried to meme him as a personification of the left?

Jahans has been doing a good job of that himself for the better part of a decade by starting all of his videos with a stream of buzzwords in the vein of: "I am a leftwing autistic person, regulated capitalist, aspiring feminist who hates racism and the alt-right VOTE GREENS fuck UKIP the republican party of america is literally the nazi party and Trump is literally Hitler he's going to bomb the UK I will kill myself if Brexit happens".

>I guess that idea didn't really work

Your wishful thinking is showing here, nigger. Why do you go out of your way to pretend that Jahans isn't intrinsically leftist, and that it is very much a core part of his identity?

<tfw future generations will associate the left with Jahans

As well they should; Jahans ought to be remembered as a cautionary tale of what leftist thought on degeneracy and extreme self-hatred for your own sex, ethnicty, nationality and family can do to an already unstable person.


ed64fb No.289203

>>289199

>for the better part of a decade

Not really, pre-UKIP saga Jahans wasn't nearly as obnoxious about SJW shit as he is now. He does not only bickers he is intrinsically leftist, but also bickers he's trying to trigger us. ie. ignoring muslim terrorists, ignoring black crime, saying that less than 6 victims isn't terrorism bickers he compares it to Jaws, etc. Would Jahans say this if he had just 30 views like before that saga? We don't know. But he was certainly more moderate.

>Your wishful thinking is showing here, nigger.

What I meant was that the meme didn't took off. I've read that some fragments of vids got pretty popular on faceberg/twitter but that's it. As far as I know he isn't even featured in SJW cringe compilations. Also Gordo's ideologies stopped being a central topic and instead jahanism started focusing in more interesting aspects of the Prophet such as his sexuality.


ed64fb No.289204

>>289203

also forgot to add, classic Jahans didn't use the word nazi every 2 minutes and didn't wish death upon people with different opinions. Like I say it might be a mix of his "trolling" and mental decline.




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d7b93c No.217834[Reply]

He goes by the alias Smiley or 'Fringe Wizard' and ran an imageboard website called Fringechan.

Now, despite being connected to both imageboards and wizardry, Smiley actually refers to himself as a wizard in the traditional sense.

He believes in what he calls the "Astral planes" and follows numerous texts of Occult teachings, conspiracies, and fringe magic. This isn't just your everyday yogi or guru following a religion, no, Smiley is taking the most batshit insane paranormal practices and forming his entire life and site around it.

It gets worse (or better).

This is combined with the fact that he believes wholeheartedly in the internet ideology of "redpilling" and incorporates this with his teachings. However he isn't just taking the National Socialist ideas from it, he's buying all the extremist /pol/ memes from it as well and spews them throughout his posts as absolute fact.

Smiley will often refer to himself as "green-pilled" instead though because he felt the typical red-pill image was not enlightened.

He's an internet Nazi and a magician in real life. He hasn't given up any of his previous crazy beliefs, he's just expounded upon them.

Smiley knows very little about the world. Unlike Chris however it's not because he's exceptional, he deliberately refuses to because he cares little for the material world. And he also claims that he's trying to access the "akashic records" for all knowledge.

Smiley lost Fringechan due to him not paying for the host and moved to >>>/fringe/ . Fringechan was created again under new ownership(Aplam) who offered smiley the role of being a moderator in the board, smiley sperged and fought people who supported the idea of going to fringechan by calling them "shills". He got demoted from his mod role and sperged again in fringe's IRC.

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b57b0c No.289100

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>>288330

So are the rumors about Imkampfy being Learningcode true?

>>288657

>Smiley's a fucking a fucking leaf

Top Hue


b0fa79 No.289111

>>289100

>are rumors with zero evidence created by TRSodomites and the like true

Does 2+2=5?


b57b0c No.289113

>>289111

That's kind of funny becasue I clearly remember hearing those rumors long before that whole trs shitshow. What's up with that?


b0fa79 No.289192

>>289113

>implying TRSodomites didn't make shit up and act as controlled opposition before they were outed


b57b0c No.289201

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>>289192

Yeah I suppose. I mean, it would be kind of ironic for a board like /pol/ to be moderated by a turkish guy with a hard on for rachel maddow, now wouldn't it?

Say, what country did you say your parent's were from again?




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aaf849 No.248069[Reply]

Last one is officially autosaged, time for a new one

Previous threads

http://archive.is/XSIa7

http://archive.is/H3zf4

Examples

>Matt Forney (aka Fatt Morney)- Human tub of lard “alpha” with a blog, who can’t stop getting his own twitter gassed and was intimidated by antifa faggots on videotape. Hangs out with the likes of “Sarkeesian Effect” creator and GamerGate sperg Davis M.J. Aurini.

>Tom Kratman- Former U.S. Soldier that writes bad self-insert military fanfiction. Believes trench warfare will return in the inevitable World War 3. His website is tomkratman.com

>AlphaBlaster- TF2 sperg from /v/ that wanted to MAGA but then we started calling him gay and finding his house. Even though he went all over 8chan spewing “Gas the Kikes Race War Now” rhetoric and banning everyone from his discord that was slightly to the left of him he tucked his tail between his legs and went on a deletion spree to escape “nazis” that were “threatening his life”. He is also an erotic sonic the hedgehog roleplayer.

>Chris Cantwell- He’s the perpetual drunk internet tough guy host of the podcast called “Radical Agenda” and keeps getting his facebook account shoahed. His reddit and twitter accounts are the main source of julay outside of his videos.

>Mike Cernovich / Thernobitch- Lispy, fat retard who freaked out over an incident now known as “Hailgate” in which Richard Spencer was filmed giving a salute and saying “Hail Trump.” Has distanced himself from the alt-right. However, his own history of retarded comments makes him look far dumber than anyone he tried to disown: such as his opinion that Date Rape doesn’t exist.

Drama from last thread!

>See AlphaBlaster’s entry above

>8/pol/ went to war with Therightstuff.biz over the latter sending a swamp of shills onto the board. The war lead to several doxings of prominent people inPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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58ba2b No.289039

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>>289038

Finished screeching about muh anti-white JIDF MIDF ShareBlue /intl/ goon shills yet?

And everybody knows you'll never post a picture of your hand, it's the color of a fresh diarrea shit all.


a745b6 No.289080

I'd argue that this fag constantly swapping IPs and screeching about /pol/ mods is a good candidate for lolcow status. I'm pretty sure his autism would fuel this board for years.

Just sayin'.


c5dd4c No.289117

>>289080

>Anybody who disagrees with me is the same person switching IPs


ddb59b No.289191

>>289039

>>289117

<everyone is the same person

<come on /cow/ I need your board along with /polmeta/ and /sudo/ to spam zany conspiracy theories and butthurt on


f6230d No.289200

>>288803

Someone posted this on Endchan /pol/ quite a while ago now

https://steamcommunity.com/id/kampfy/

We never established if it was actually him or not (imkampfy/hotpocketx) but that Turk who gets posted around is nothing to do with imkampfy. I forget the guys name now but he lives in Canada somewhere. If the Steam is correct then imkampfy is actually an Australian. But we don't know who posted the steam account originally, could've be someone just fucking with us.

Whatever. Imkampfy would probably be a great lolcow if we had his identity because he's such a sperg, but he's too careful with his opsec.




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ce301a No.288991[Reply]

This guy is a neo-Nazi/diaper fetishist/PPG artist. Before he was all of this, he was a member of a fandom for an old Cartoon Network show called Robotboy and (online) dated another member of the fandom, Mickey (currently deviantART user hylians/Tumblr user xanthonian who currently identifies as a transgender man named Xan). His former datemate made a post which seems to be about him saying this:

"41. Tell us why you hate someone?

Worships Hitler and his ideology, is a Nazi, claims he hates Jewish people even though his entire (adoptive) family is, voted for Trump, is against gay marriage, and I’m pretty sure his fetish is straight up pedophilia. Enough said"

He also has Asperger syndrome and cites that as his reason for turning to Nazism.

Here's his accounts:

deviantART: https://ruffnroboticgiusep.deviantart.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/joseph.d.friedman

Links to archives proving that he and Mickey/Xan used to date and Xan's post about him:

https://archive.fo/sR8Xv

https://archive.fo/SDXau

https://archive.fo/3c243

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84038c No.289152

How do I join the Ku Klux Klan


ce301a No.289169

>>289104

I'm sorry if it seems like I'm personal army gathering, but this guy seems like a genuine lolcow.

>>289152

What does that have to do with anything.


87a1e1 No.289170

Is he really a cow?

He just looks like another sperg DA artist.


bdbdb0 No.289175

>>289152

>How do I join the Ku Klux Klan?

Become a federal agent.


ce301a No.289186

>>289170

He's a neo-Nazi Aspie diaper fetishist with a Jewish (adoptive) family, how is that not eccentric?




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278dc0 No.285932[Reply]

Be on the lookout for Dominic Vanner 'The Transgender Lover' and the Britbong Internet Defense Force (BIDF) samefagging and attempting to slide the thread. If you're a current or former friend of Britbong and have cocks and/or stories to tell, come on down and give us the skinny. We are loving and sweet.

THREAD THEME: https://soundcloud.com/emptyking-1/invasion-of-the-short-legged-midgets

DIG UP MORE ON Tranny's SPOTTY PAST WITH THIS HANDY GUIDE

https://ghostbin.com/paste/a5rgc (archive: https://archive.fo/j6vfq)

For those who missed the debate between Tranny and Killdeer/Kopy, it can be viewed here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjtFgPjG76M

Previous threads

1 - >>213805 (Archive: https://archive.fo/A4Out)

2 - >>231173 (Archive: https://archive.fo/5VrXi)

3 - >>233775 (Archive: https://archive.fo/a8K0L)

4 - >>234902 (Archive: https://archive.fo/irn5C)

5 - >>236200 (Archive: https://archive.fo/rCy0i)

6 - >>237389 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Rb5gG)

7 - >>239759 (Archive: https://archive.fo/7XpQk)

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07612b No.289033

File: 356eb3834d6beeb⋯.png (201.95 KB, 670x658, 335:329, suicidal.png)


305aaf No.289088

File: d6c4fdad98c1766⋯.webm (2.7 MB, 854x480, 427:240, manly tears finally penet….webm)


433e25 No.289172

So I have two questions.

1. How come this thread hasn't been stickied? Someone already pointed out earlier in this thread that MT was bumping old dead threads to push this one back. Did the mods all just crash into slumber?

2. Has anyone actually flagged MT's new channel yet? https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDz3Ug90YiQfFctHkMkIfag

It's still up and there are two twitter accounts you could report his channel for ban evasion to

https://twitter.com/trustedflagger

https://twitter.com/TeamYouTube/status/903004016002580481

Also note the last 3 letters in MT's youtube URL

>fag


fe3f10 No.289173

File: 9a340a608d07452⋯.jpg (72.81 KB, 634x475, 634:475, 2F7B0C6600000578-3365630-i….jpg)

Manlet has made another video that is supposed to beeteeeffohh commentary channels, calling everyone involved in that community fake cunts and acting like he he always sticks to his values and never sucks toes.

Meanwhile, he is sucking up to MisterMetokur, the same guy he talked shit about/said he hated him just a few weeks ago.


d66d36 No.289179

>>289033

That's the face of a manlet that needs to reevaluate his life before it's too late.




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0fba4a No.253414[Reply]

Since they've proven themselves to be quite retarded, let's discuss Antifa.

In general, they're far-left street hooligans and LARPers at best, and low level terrorists at their worst. Social Justice Warriors before the term even existed.

For those of you blessed without the knowledge of these idiots, I'll fill you in. Militant Anti-Fascism, colloquially known as Antifa, exists almost exclusively in Western countries where open hostility towards right-wing politics prevails. Arguably, the movement started in the Anglosphere during the late '60s/early '70s, where some of the oldest precursors to post-war Anti-Fascism took root. Historically, Antifa was and still is tied to Punk subculture (especially Anarcho/Crust Punk), with the Anti-Nazi League's Rock Against Racism offering a platform for the youth. They earned favorable press from the '80s through the '90s when White Nationalist skinheads were public enemy #1. Their public brawls with Nationalist organizers and Neo-Nazis earned them street cred.

The movement was put more or less on life support during the Bush years when the fever pitch of patriotism swept the country following 9/11. About the only sign of vitality Antifa had during those years was the protests and shows Punks organized to spread their message. And then, they curiously went silent during most of the Obama years. Their inactivity allowed the Alternative Right to take root and become the internet presence it has today.

Now with Trump's victory, they're back and about as shrill as ever.

A big tl;dr on Anti-Racist Action about nails it:

http://alexkurtagic.blogspot.com/2013/11/anti-racist-action-origins-and.html

Most relevant passage:

>the main appeal of [Antifa] is that it lets activists engage in anti-social acts of violence and vandalism against private people and property under the cloak of moral idealism. It seems improbable that a person with high self-esteem, taPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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dab9e3 No.288643

File: 1ec67b30e8aa006⋯.png (42.94 KB, 286x209, 26:19, computer_rage_laptop_screa….png)

ANTIFA IS ACTUALLY ONLY HERE TO STOP FACSIMILE!!

STOP POSTING LIES ABOUT ANTIFA!!


ef6c8d No.289162

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Meet JB Pritzker. He's an heir to the Hyatt hotel fortune who's running for governor of Illinois. Rather than mention any of this shitshow state's myriad problems, he'd rather focus on they boogeyman I'm Washington.

Now what makes this interesting is the fact that he uses black and white autistic thinking here in regards to the mess in Charlottesville. Thus, using this bulletproof logic, the dumb bastard has aligned himself with ANTIFA without even realizing it.


49b001 No.289166

Antifa featured in an "independent newspaper" that's heavily communist in nature, and owned by a corporation in Iowa despite being local to Eugene, OR.

http://archive.is/c0fu9


3f950b No.289167

File: 8f1ac81a99152bd⋯.jpg (63.34 KB, 500x426, 250:213, large.jpg)

>>288619

I haven't written to the creators of E.T.S about this, yet but it's definitely on my list of things to do. If anyone wants to notify the artists, please go for it!


49b001 No.289168

>>261978

>Anarchist "coallition" whom encourages decentralized anonymity

>Gets triggered when people create their own AntiFa accounts

Even if they are "fake" it goes against his eology to be triggered by that. Under Anarcho-Communism, the name "AntiFa" would be up for grabs too. Under AnarchoCommunism I could potentially refer to my hosue as Antifa Official HQ and they couldn't do shit. Really speaks volumes how clueless these people are.




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aac24b No.286739[Reply]

Old one is past the bump limit.

Kraut is still losing subs, at a slower rate than before but it's still a downward trend.

Sargon's viewership is decreasing and his subs are slowing down.

Thunderf00t's viewers and subs are erratic, he sometimes loses 300 subs in a day, he sometimes gains 300.

Is this the end for the Skeptics©?

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2abc79 No.289146

>>289145

Where?


5eb9e4 No.289149

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>289145

>>289146

PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD


3b5cf9 No.289157

>>289079

>Jim is a LOLSOLOGICAL youtube skeptic


5eb9e4 No.289165

>>289157

>Jim is a LOLSOLOGICAL youtube skeptic

No, but he was very anti-sjw focused for awhile. Jim said it himself a few times, he noticed a lot of other anti-sjw/feminist channels started to pop up so he kinda got bored of focusing so much on something a lot of other people were focusing on. So now he's started to focus back on making fun of random spergs and occasional political stuff.


bd47a5 No.289196

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