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e6c617 No.125[Reply]

Welcome to /cow/! This board concerns lolcows, or fools who are unwittingly funny or can be goaded into being funny. We document, archive and laugh at the weirdness of the internet.

/cow/ has its own purpose and ethos independent of the rest of 8chan. If you're coming from /baphomet/, note that /cow/ isn't a random board, so new threads must be about lolcows. If you're coming from /pol/, note that /cow/ isn't /pol/; zero-potential threads for the subjects of news stories or viral videos and off-topic political discussion are both unwelcome. If you're coming from /sp/, /int/, or /icup/, please keep cross-board shenanigans in this thread. If you're coming from the Kiwi Farms, please read the current Kiwi or Null General first. If you're coming from ED, enjoy your stay. If you have any suggestions, banners, CSS, or board assets to share, please post them here.

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fe20a4 No.366204


You can fuck off to /pol/ with "every related but splinter topic should be a different board that ends up dying" faggotry. Faggot.

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26f16a No.251757[Reply]


Another new year and internet autism is as strong and growing as ever. Post suggestions for who's going to die this year and they'll get added to a strawpoll on Friday.



Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison


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7f7d55 No.6[Reply]

Welcome new users, I thought it might be a good idea to make a general thread advertising the various lolcows and current status:

- Christian Weston Chandler:
You've all probably heard about it at some point in time. He's an unemployee "high functioning" autistic who has recently become a tomgirl (a tranny without the homosexual tendencies apparently). He's become well known on the internet for numerous attempts to get a "sweetheart" (girlfriend) via methods such as making signs advertising himself in malls and for continuing to shill his Sonic OC known as Sonichu. Chris was a very crazy individual and a lot of what we know about him came from groups of trolls either pretending to be his girlfriend or pretending to be real life villains out to ruin Chris's life. He lives with his oldass overbearing and possibly incestous mother. Recently, Chris has a become depressing due to the bleak reality of his future with little education, no job, and no real social skills. Not to mention he has lost his father relatively recently. Its important to remember that as funny and crazy as Chris is, he is still a human being. Said human being has suddenly taken an interest in social justice (shitty activism for teenagers) and advocates for lesbian rights or some shit. Read more about him here:


At this point, Chris just isn't really funny to troll anymore and only the most diehard (or possibly autistic) of trolls are trying to milk cocks out of him now. His story has become bleak and depressing rather than clownish and surreal as it used to be.
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3d2945 No.311292

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af454b No.283063[Reply]

Introducing Kari5

>26 year old womanchild DA user and YouTuber

>rages at "da hackers" and anyone who criticizes her

>makes cwc tier art

>cosplays as her Call of Duty OC

>has many 2D husbandos

>ships herself with Sora (from Kingdom Hearts)

>rages at anyone who ships Sora with anyone else

>has "100 milon [sic]" babies with Sora

>made a petition to include herself as Sora's cannon love interest for Kingdom Hearts 3


Other links:

DeviantArt: https://kari5.deviantart.com/

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrNk3KbYHTl7mS5VLnTLAWA

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/serifemeryemisik

KH13 Account: http://kh13.com/forum/user/58976-serife-isik/

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/serifeisik/videos/all

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/serifemeryemisik/

dailymotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/powerichigo

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3c1b50 No.374545

Plz stop it

a6ff66 No.374548

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ff7b2f No.374555


>did you call me a trash bag?

What is reading comprehension?

a6ff66 No.374557


A part of me, is kind of skeptical of this. But the more I dig the more I am proven wrong.

3c1b50 No.374562

Come one plz stop

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4f07f9 No.374518[Reply]

She is that art theft that stolen the art and she thinks mick is real and she is annoying drama queen

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8bc85f No.374524

Spoiler that shit!

4f07f9 No.374528

She is that art theft now i add her part of lolcow

80244a No.374541

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>Danish language

>Obsessed with Beyblade

>Shitty English

Hello Serife. I see your underage husbando too.

4f07f9 No.374543

But how

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fdee24 No.361275[Reply]

what do I think of politics?


I don't care about stuff like that

I just want to watch the world burn

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cbc6e1 No.371333


So Jim (aka billy the anti-bully) is now scaring off black wizards who send bats after people and pray upside down.


3f787e No.373310

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Jim's Dox

fe2640 No.373391


how many "Jim doxes" have there been already

238378 No.374544


Been looking for her older stuff. She used to be a pg-13 version of a cam whore with GOTIS. She was funny from time to time, but GOTIS is GOTIS


You either got yellow fever or ya don't


This. She used to be a total GOTIS gutterslut. Durring GG she ended up getting doxxxxed and BAAAWWWWing because she made her shit way too easy to find. Then durring GG Jim bought her a plane ticket to visit him, she deleted all her shit and began trolling after uncle Jimbo Fingered her over voice chat.


It was behind an Arby's actually

IMO Jim is fine, I'd even go so far as to say he is ahead of the curve on internet trends. >>361275 OP is just salty because Jimbo got tired of not having fun and talking about politics. You want his Poilitical shit dig through his archive channels, he spent 3 years talking about it. You have a whole retard skeptic movement to get your news from brought to you by CANDID(tm)

>Jad3 is a reformed GOTIS hapa slut who Jim fixed through a proper dicking.

>Jims biggest problem is his fans and their moral faggotry, which he shits on all the time on blood sport stuff anyways.


But guys he needs to take the things I like seriously


Pretty much. There was a real pic of Jim that floated around (and was funny because he looked half black in it do to shitty contrast/lighting). He's an in shape normie. You can finPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

46e820 No.374556


>If you wanna know what he is actually sick with. It's most likely an auto immune disorder.


it's hemorrhoids

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0d32ed No.298119[Reply]


Soulbrotha is a fairly small, but infamous youtuber. He does video reviews, skits, abridged series, and advice for being a screenwriter and filmmaker. He is well known for doing a few Arthur parodies (currently deleted) and advice videos regarding sound equipment. The latter have been praised.

Soulbrotha is one of the best examples of an A-log. He despises youtube movie reviewers like Nostalgic Critic and YMS. Now that in of itself isn't that bad, but he is in the same creative rut as they are. He unironically does abridge series, reviews, and parodies just like the people he mock, but ironically, even worse.

His opinions in his reviews vary from outright shitty to misinformed. His humor reveals tons of bitterness to stupid youtube/imdb commenters. He also has a very strange obsession to things from the late 90s to the early 2000s. They get referenced nonstop, and some of the shows he abridged come from that time era. He makes tons of videos on Gen 1 pokemon too. He is stuck in the past just like other spergy cartoon reviewers. Honestly, he comes off as an insecure faggot who was bullied/mocked by anime fans for liking sports and hip hop.

He does target other lolcows like BenTheLooney and Mr.Enter. However, a lot of his fanbase act exactly like them putting Soulbrotha on a higher pedestal. A lot of them are shills who pay for episodes of his abridge series. No joke. Sometimes he sells his series on VHS tapes. Ironically, he has a very controversial view on fair use, but does all of this anyway. He also tells people to create, but all the stuff he does are copywritten, or rely on references.

He also has tendencies of being an SJW too. He once called Sargon an Neo Nazi, gets offended by iDubb's use of the word nigger, and called Tarantino racist over something he completely missed the point on. He also got really worried of his fans objectifying Avril Lavigne after someone made a joke about it. Ironically, when Etanthe3rd/Kawaiidesunigga came out as trans, he completely ended the friendship. Good friends with Hbomberguy

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0543d0 No.374112

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For a gigantic faggot who thinks he's sone great artist, he sure can't understand the concept of imitation being the sincerest form of flattery.


>tells others to go outside

>looks like he barely goes outside himself

>namefags and spergs out on imageboards

And he thinks of himself as some master troll crusading against losers on the internet.

c4ee14 No.374546

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So it's okay for him (a white guy) to listen to hip hop and use instrumentals for his shitty videos, but fuck forbid Adult Swim promote a hip hop concert! Even though Adult Swim is known for their use of hip hop instrumentals in their bumpers. I've also noticed he calls everyone or anything he dislikes racist without any proof to back it up.


He goes to an image board and calls everyone there a pseudo intellectual, I would like to remind everyone that this is the same guy who made a video essay on Fifty Shades of Grey in which he used a whole bunch of dumb pseudo intellectual mumbo jumbo to justify liking the first hour of that awful movie. He also gave Doug Walker a lot of shit over his fair use argument, but he made an entire video essay series on the Harry Potter movies!

I'm sorry Max, but you can't claim you're "counter trolling" the trolls when you're this much of a fucking hypocritical dumbshit.

87722b No.374547



Fuck me…look at him go. He’s like a wind-up sperg.


Big Mac boi Max has got to be pushing towards some kind of breakdown.

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d10924 No.231513[Reply]

Maddox before becoming a Podcaster was great, unfortunately when you try and make yourself a "brand" and become the next Adam Carolla, you lose most (if not all of what makes you great).

2014-2016 Biggest problem in the Universe Sperg outs

Maddox starts a podcast with none other than the only other troll that can match his callibur of trolling; Dick Masterson, author of 'men are better than women.'

Biggest problems in the universe: Maddox's autism begins: Maddox, rather than playing the character we all know and love, forgets he's a comedian and begins having layers of autism show through.

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.comepisode-6 Maddox defends herpes (34:45) this isn't anything until it was found out later that his current girlfriend might actually have herpes and thats why he's white knighting.

After a while Dick Begins trolling Maddox whenever he wins. Forces Maddox to watch a minute of titanic every time he loses. Starts beating Maddox with problems and Maddoxs keeps bitching that it is not a contests. The autism on maddox's behalf only ramps up but I will put some more notable examples.

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.comepisode-30 Despite bring in pedophilia as a "problem", Maddox defends pedophiles.

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.comepisode-45: Maddox after spending most of the podcasts life pretending to be a smoth ladies mans doesn't understand how a penis injury works. This will give was to the running joke of "bags of sand", a refernce to the 40 year old virgin because whenever Maddox tries describing sex throughout the whole show, he is always off and describing things no one can relate to. He also shows he is a complete idiot who fell for the MARS ONE scam and believed it was legit and was Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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912446 No.370498

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Fucking love Rekieta streams. Sure they are way too fucking long but the breakdown are amazing.

The stand with maddox in the Kuckhold Kissing Krew have been comming out of the wood work

>Ryan Holiday Blames Dick and says maddox a good boy he dindu nuffin


>^abve is the question


>^Ryan Holidays response

Tim Pool is also crying he's a victim of cyber bullying because people make fun of him for being an E begging click bait whore playing real journalist

ceb799 No.370621

yeah tim pool turning out to be a cuck is odd. Never really watched his shit before though so maybe this was well known

2da98a No.370665


it's been known for at least 6 months.

bb732d No.370773


Friendly reminder, Maddox spent plenty of time whining about girl problems and other stupid shit. In his earlier blogs, he would whine about girls only wanting sex. This is the "hero-turned-villian" people are waxing off. By people, I mean early twenty and under-year olds.

912446 No.374534

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>yeah tim pool turning out to be a cuck is odd.

Why hello fellow kids, I 100% believe in free speech unless people who help shill my shit are suing over butthurt


To people following Maddox's banishment to a lifetime in the Cuck shed? Yeah. I remember when people corrected Tim because he interviewed Maddox as an anti-SJW and he cried that he was being victimized and cyber harrassed.

God Tim Pool is softer than baby shit

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8c6258 No.365142[Reply]

Haven't had one of these in a while…

Basically, Bob is pretty much in full self destruct mode ever since Trump won the election. Every day he goes off on massive genocidal Twitter rants about how people who think differently to him should all be killed so that America can move toward his idea of a progressive utopia. It's getting to the point where even the SJWs are turned off, with Susan Arendt (Bob's former Escapist editor and noted massive SJW herself) publicly criticising him.

With Dobson being banned from Twitter for saying Trump needs to kill himself, I figure we can get this fucker banned, at least temporarily. Then we'll really see some shit

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d9e567 No.374013


As amusing these threads are they sure attracted an army of retards whose only goal is to actually try to destroy Sargon and friends

6464bd No.374432


The only thing that bothers me about the mud hordes laying waste to my nation is that this fat fuck will have died of being fat long before they can ever lynch and eat him.

6464bd No.374436


>my manchild toys in my parent's basement make me grownup


dc75c9 No.374513


Remember how Hillary was against gay marriage until it was trendy to support it? Someone legit pointed out that kind of contradiction to Bob and his rationalisation was something like 'She was only PRETENDING to be against gay marriage so she could support it later'

11589a No.374531


>Doubling down on basement apartments are real

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abc059 No.357467[Reply]

Be on the lookout for Dominic Vanner 'The Transgender Lover' and the Britbong Internet Defense Force (BIDF) samefagging and attempting to slide the thread. If you're a current or former friend of Britbong and have con.tent and/or stories to tell, come on down and give us the skinny. We are loving and sweet.

Reminder: Britbong posts in these threads and pretends he doesn't. He has a sub 80 IQ.

Previous threads

Thread #37: >>331112 (Archive: https://archive.fo/JXlnN)

Thread #36: >>318343 (Archive: https://archive.fo/iSeha)

Thread #35: >>310484 (Archive: https://archive.fo/srLgb)

Thread #34: >>307022 (Archive: https://archive.fo/dLkeJ)

Thread #33: >>304244 (Archive: https://archive.fo/ffVU3)

Thread #32: >>298293 (You) (Archive: https://archive.fo/2oLD2)

Thread #31: >>293110 (Archive: https://archive.fo/9fm2c)

Thread #30: >>290748 (Archive: https://archive.fo/a3XRr)

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87f629 No.372697


This never stops being hilarious.

a861df No.372911

File: 0fae4e8868ed6a1⋯.png (132.04 KB, 671x805, 671:805, mt cries.png)

Angry midget incoming.

To whoever is reporting MT's subreddit, you'll have to report his reddit account to get the subreddit banned


Luckily he spews plenty of retarded shit that could get him banned.

Other targets that would be good to flag would be streamlabs and patreon as that's where he gets the bulk of his donations from.



Friendly reminder, MT is streaming today


so don't forget to report him to stream.me


a56bc7 No.373268



don't forget his YT where he streams as well.

824f8a No.374115


Okay so has anyone actually flagged/reported girly tears's platforms yet? How about you guys screenshot your flagging and post the screenshots in the thread so the rest of us at least know something is being done.

2a7fd6 No.374520


meh, why? are you going to make a collage? if your so bothered just report them yourself, no need to "proove" it we arnt insecure 5'4 british queermo's

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f9e932 No.304965[Reply]

How could spergs like Chris Chan, Dobson, Kraut and Tears and etc have prevented their demise as lolcows?

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409dfd No.373942


Please stop bringing up JF, he is a cunt and probably has anti social personality disorder but he hasn't really done anything lolcow worthy.

Chances are even if he does become easily goaded into doing things we can julay for laughs /cow will just blow it off because they're so jaded after months of faggots wanting JF to be a cow when he clearly isn't that nobody will bother anymore.

5a10dd No.374174


Preventing your wife from giving birth in a hospital because you're too insecure and scared that she will break up with you is not lolcow worthy? Either you haven't kept up with recent events or you're just a fanboy riding his dick

8398df No.374186

File: df666f248d5d3b0⋯.gif (27.56 KB, 300x300, 1:1, Ba-Gua_animated.gif)

Achieve the Tao. Be like the water, which flows down the way of least resistance.

3e8237 No.374202

Be invisible

also take your g-d damned anti-psychotics even if you feel fine.

0b76ce No.374499


He didn't want for his wife to labor at home for this reason, why are you lying? At best you can find it odd or retarded but that's about it

As someone who had to spend 2 years in the hospital, I can tell you that I will never let my child be born in a fucking hospital

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418d74 No.362045[Reply]

/tv/ sperg that goes around challenging Zach and waifuanons on /tv/ to fights

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073cb3 No.373745

Man, I want 2015 /tv/ back.

5956c1 No.373844


tripfags do it here too

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I don't know anything about that. I was just judging by the ip has of the guy who first posted the videos on /tv/ and then kept responding to his own threads until people responded. I haven't watched them myself so I have no idea what they are about. Oh and he is doing a bunch of those amerimutt posts which is pretty funny considering he looks like one.


Hapa here AMA about emma watson


That's nice sweetie

e49dd1 No.374476

File: 06048234e033402⋯.mp4 (1.01 MB, 202x360, 101:180, Thanks guys.mp4)

He's gone mad.

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a119ad No.302988[Reply]

Also know as: Gordon Jones, Gordon Jahans, Farshnuke, Farsh-nuke, GAK Jahans, Alasdair Jakes, Not the Farsh-nuke.

Jahans is an artificially testosterone-fuelled obese NEET cannibal fetishist who hilariously virtue signals about all the usual SJW shit in order to hide how disgusting he is from his non-existent audience and imaginary friends. He has privatised the older videos on his channel but the work of Esoteric Jahanists keeps the N E C T A R flowing.

The Four-Part Jahans Documentary:

The Sins of the Son https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBJdzK-FiWU

An Englishman on Holiday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELB-zWuKdhA

Jahanquisition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1I9LqczBZw

Boyfriend Saga: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciqQi_yyhqo

More Introductory Nectar

The Next Generation Revolutionaries: Alexander Jahans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRbFpps7_2Q

The Ovenmen on Esoteric Jahanism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRqQFxqw-I

Fashy Gainz EP10: Jahans Level Motivation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4otmzisxn8

Alexander Jahans: Diary of a madman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM

Esoteric Revelations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWIEana3jQM

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47755a No.374310

Alexander Goron Jahans vs. Nick Land on Warski Live

make it happen m8s

47755a No.374325

The Black Hand of Jahanism trolls my nightmares.

Does anyone have the original "feast upon my grotesque body horror tits …! " video?

5368f2 No.374455


He looks like he's lost weight. How could this have happened?

85b9d1 No.257360[Reply]



>literally every AAA studio hiring professionally, talented voice actors for their games

>meanwhile Nintendo's picking any random furry off the street to be in their """masterpiece"""


It's no secret the western voice acting community is full of degenerates, attention whores, special snowflakes and literal Cuckholds. Image How many protential LULzcow we could find. Besides Tara strong, Ashely burch and Nyanners.

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3a4a29 No.367528


>not knowing we have IDs here

5d1d64 No.368482


>not knowing /cow/'s IDs are bugged

Another reminder that the Scratch is Ninturdo's last console and your people are in damage control overdrive.

c3feb9 No.374292

Fun task for you all:

Type in "Naked Sony" and "Naked Microsoft" in Google Images

Now type in "Naked Nintendo"

What the fuck is wrong with you Nintendrones?

c3feb9 No.374302


> Can we all stop circlejerking and keep the console autism on /v/?


I hope you're enjoying Shart Allies aka 2018's Mass Effect Andromeda and the new Smash game (port). LMAO!!

a8774a No.374450



b t f o


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3fc0b6 No.370573[Reply]


The normies either walk away or call them out on their autism, this is awful

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a84411 No.374427


its just natural.

e95aa4 No.374428


Shadilay, my fellow kekistani /cow/ user! xD

This is so le cringe!

e95aa4 No.374431

4cea44 No.374441



It's 'normalfags', Sargonite. Try that next time and maybe someone will buy it.

672e60 No.374463



>this bird looks like a duck and makes quacking noises, but where's the fucking evidence mayte?

>Yeah yeah I know he maried a jew and got divorced before becoming alt right.

lol did you get that from reddit? he only got divorced after he got doxed. his wife did bits on his podcast, she was fine with cashing alt-right checks as long as nobody knew about it

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