>be me, a neatherandal in the current year
>go to public schooling
>spend most of my day banging pencils together instead of paying attention
>never get kicked out because of the "no child left behind" policy
>"anon, what function would you use to solve for the hypotenuse of a right triangle"
>"what is t-"
>I then proceed to bang two pencils together, trying to make a fire but only throwing woodchips everywhere
>she skips me and never asks me another question
>get sent to psychiatrist for help
>"So, tell me anon, do you have any hobbies that help you with your stress?"
>I form an "o" shape with one of my hands and slam my pointer finger through the "o" while loudly grunting
>"I think we're done now sir. Here's a piece of paper to draw on while we fill out your paperwork."
>I crudely draw a naked woman engaging in sexual intercourse by crushing the crayons against the paper, making a huge mess
>I never get referred to a therapist again
>be me, trying to get a girl for prom
>I walk up to an innocent 9/10 qt with my erection popping out, loudly grunting
>"oh heheheheh, it's you, Rogan! I've heard many good things about you! You're the new kid aren't you?"
>I start loudly slamming my fist into my hand, and she backs up with visible fear while looking down at my erection
>"Oh, hahahaha. So what is it you wanna do, anon?"
>I smile really big and form an "o" shape while slamming my pointer finger in while grunting.
>She walks away really fast.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.