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How has my moderation been lately?

no pic cause I'm on Tor

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Is there any possible way to direct message you? Do you ever hang out on IRC or maybe a Discord?

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They revolt against gynocentrism and feminism, which happens to be a large sum of society at the present.


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MGTOW would not approach this because muh revolt>


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By refusing to be part of the norm – which you're most likely a part of – that brainlessly celebrates women at the expense of men.

>MGTOW would not approach this

Maybe it's because these whores think everybody is trying to rape them; or maybe it's because she might not be that important to them.




Last part was for you

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wat do



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>wake up

>you think it's just another day

>tanks in the streets

>army on patrol

>local newspaper says your gubmint declared state of emergency

>some people in the streets are panicking, others are hustling, already scheming how to take advantage of those in panic

>you are unarmed

>an open box of kellogg's is all the food you have at home

>you have no contacts because hikikomori

Wat do?

wat do?


rape my neighbor

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You're in the park and this girl slaps you're ҫunnyfu on the tushy. What do you do?

Keep in mind she's holding a water balloon full of warm piss.


what a cutie


> slaps you're ҫunnyfu on the tushy




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< slaps _ you are _ ([loli-puçsy(?)] - [spouse or significant other]) _ on the _ [posterior(?)]

it doesn't mean anything rationally understandable, there seem to be a higher than possible density of gammatical errors for a sentence of this length

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>fap to just their faces

Is such a thing even possible?


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not same anon, but i can only cum if the girl has a pretty face. so i understand him.





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>stuck in traffic after a long day of shitposting on /tv/

>feel something tickling the back of your ear

>turn around and see this

>wat do?


top 5 sniffable loli feet of all times tbh


I pretend to be playing with her, tickling, and then I would lick and kiss the whole feet until this bitch gets wet

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I fucked this guy's wife and now he wants to kill me, what should I do?

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this is a board for english speakers


He doesn't speak English. You need to speak Brazilian to him.



kys so he cant't kill you


kill yourself and his wife and livestream it


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>dat disgusting unibrow

ffs why? just take a couple minutes to wax that shit

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I need a source on this


Not into lolis eh? Freak.



>Not wanting to fuck underage children being considered a freak

Are you going to give me a source or you just going to be a lolifaggit


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>sub has a bigger cock than i do



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ME too but that's what makes it nice knowing you have control over him

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why shooting someone in a head kills him? what is reason of that?

why people live when they have accidents like a metal pole poked into their brains, or when they have brain cancers and surgery cuts part of brain too

so why a small bullet would kill a human?

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Hydroshock. Turns your brain to stirred mush. Stirred mush don't think so good no more.



this >>7490582

There is no argument to be had. unless you'd prefer to they live out their days as retards, that is.



If they were worth shooting in the head, they probably already were, anon.






This, bullets are made to kill people, non-lethal bullets are illegal.



head is the vessel for soul

when you poke hole it escapes

surgeons use anesthesia to prevent soul from escaping

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Please don't post little girls.


meep meep hey did you know your tits are orange tbh I just thought you should know tbh


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moar low res images


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Thanks for the (You) but seriously don't.

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I think I’ve fallen in love with my cousin.

Ok so here goes.

>be me

>early 20s

>still living with family because bad with money

>hear that my uncle retired from military, so they’re moving here


>I’m home because off from work

>beautiful girl in the house

>it’s my cousin

>I can tell because she still had her big blue eyes and unmistakable birthmark

>no feelings yet, but genuinely happy to see her again because the last time we saw each other, we were toddlers

>year passes by

>been dieting, exercising, and changing wardrobe to become chad

>brother gets a sucked into a new game so stops hanging with cousin

>cousin wants to hang out with someone so gets me

>we just hang out, nothing in particular

>start going to bars

>see betas and niggers staring her down

>boast up and eye down the faggots who look like they’d try something

>cousin wants to dance with me

>can’t dance, but do it anyway

>having genuine fun after years of being depressed piece of shit

>see just how truly beautiful she is

>our eyes are meeting as we’re dancing

>my chest gets a pit

>oh no

>know exactly what’s going on

>now I’m paranoid whenever we hang out

>I always catch myself looking at her

>imagining what life would be like if we crossed the line of the taboo

>get jealous when gPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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cousin fuckers OUT



You're telling me that you know for a fact that there isn't the possibility of your hot cousin seducing you into fucking her while you're both drunk?



Beats me, but I doubt she’s actually going after me. She’s actually not very aggressive towards me. I’m certain it’s one sided on my end.


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Stop being a faggot, you dumbass.

Sex between cousins is a really common thing. Enjoy it. Just don´t be a creep and you´ll be fine.


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Why are horses so friggin hot?

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bumping so I don't lose my cartoon horses during the daily purge

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>arrive late to work

>try to park your car

>before you can reverse this imp jumps into your path

>"if thine car ye wish to park, like a hound ye must kneel and bark!"

wat do?


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> ye

You do understand that that is simply "the" (or thee in this context), yes?

In the old days of the printing press you payed by the letter, so it became convention to use "y" in place of "th."

They would have both pronounced and hand written such words with the th in any case where they didn't pay by the letter.




>In the old days of the printing press you payed by the letter



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why does my sister act this way?

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