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FOUR MORE YEARS!

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 No.7488579[Reply]

How has my moderation been lately?

no pic cause I'm on Tor

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 No.7490628

File: 3e537c2065f24ef⋯.jpg (76.52 KB, 625x390, 125:78, 6bbd46b48d44ea04b871a7f642….jpg)

>>7488579

Is there any possible way to direct message you? Do you ever hang out on IRC or maybe a Discord?




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 No.7482682[Reply]

MGTOW

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 No.7490619

>>7490618

They revolt against gynocentrism and feminism, which happens to be a large sum of society at the present.


 No.7490625

File: e0f7c61037b2e6a⋯.jpg (6.61 KB, 300x180, 5:3, 1470787129561-2.jpg)

>>7490619

HOW DO THEY REVOLT?


 No.7490626

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>>7490447

>>7490619

>7490625

MGTOW would not approach this because muh revolt>


 No.7490648

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>>7490625

By refusing to be part of the norm – which you're most likely a part of – that brainlessly celebrates women at the expense of men.

>MGTOW would not approach this

Maybe it's because these whores think everybody is trying to rape them; or maybe it's because she might not be that important to them.


 No.7490651

>>7490626

>>7490648

Last part was for you




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 No.7490589[Reply]

wat do

 No.7490650

run




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 No.7490647[Reply]

>wake up

>you think it's just another day

>tanks in the streets

>army on patrol

>local newspaper says your gubmint declared state of emergency

>some people in the streets are panicking, others are hustling, already scheming how to take advantage of those in panic

>you are unarmed

>an open box of kellogg's is all the food you have at home

>you have no contacts because hikikomori

Wat do?

wat do?

 No.7490649

rape my neighbor




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 No.7490609[Reply]

You're in the park and this girl slaps you're ҫunnyfu on the tushy. What do you do?

Keep in mind she's holding a water balloon full of warm piss.

 No.7490612

what a cutie


 No.7490632

> slaps you're ҫunnyfu on the tushy

what?


 No.7490646

>>7490632

translation attempt

< slaps _ you are _ ([loli-puçsy(?)] - [spouse or significant other]) _ on the _ [posterior(?)]

it doesn't mean anything rationally understandable, there seem to be a higher than possible density of gammatical errors for a sentence of this length




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 No.7482407[Reply]

TAKE THE LOLI PILL

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 No.7490463

File: 7d032d97a9b7999⋯.jpg (13.92 KB, 300x300, 1:1, wew-feel.jpg)

>>7490366

>fap to just their faces

Is such a thing even possible?


 No.7490489

File: e96e0b5ad6f167f⋯.jpg (23.59 KB, 300x425, 12:17, 1508077294251.jpg)

>>7490463

not same anon, but i can only cum if the girl has a pretty face. so i understand him.


 No.7490641

roll


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 No.7490645

File: 703066d4a9a2ce5⋯.jpg (132.48 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, 15879.jpg)




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 No.7490522[Reply]

>stuck in traffic after a long day of shitposting on /tv/

>feel something tickling the back of your ear

>turn around and see this

>wat do?

 No.7490621

top 5 sniffable loli feet of all times tbh


 No.7490644

I pretend to be playing with her, tickling, and then I would lick and kiss the whole feet until this bitch gets wet




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 No.7490268[Reply]

I fucked this guy's wife and now he wants to kill me, what should I do?

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 No.7490422

>>7490296

this is a board for english speakers


 No.7490436

He doesn't speak English. You need to speak Brazilian to him.


 No.7490458

>>7490268

kys so he cant't kill you


 No.7490634

kill yourself and his wife and livestream it


 No.7490642

File: 4884748dddcd46c⋯.jpg (20.37 KB, 399x388, 399:388, 1499471168181.jpg)

>dat disgusting unibrow

ffs why? just take a couple minutes to wax that shit




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 No.7490598[Reply]

I need a source on this

 No.7490602

Not into lolis eh? Freak.


 No.7490622

>>7490602

>Not wanting to fuck underage children being considered a freak

Are you going to give me a source or you just going to be a lolifaggit


 No.7490629

File: 92995e3c00bf87c⋯.jpg (208.69 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1508604170627.jpg)

>sub has a bigger cock than i do

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.7490637

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 No.7490640

File: 94a6872512b4c2a⋯.jpg (142.37 KB, 914x1280, 457:640, 3da3d7c7ff404162af1b957ba5….jpg)

>>7490629

ME too but that's what makes it nice knowing you have control over him




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 No.7490413[Reply]

why shooting someone in a head kills him? what is reason of that?

why people live when they have accidents like a metal pole poked into their brains, or when they have brain cancers and surgery cuts part of brain too

so why a small bullet would kill a human?

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 No.7490600

Hydroshock. Turns your brain to stirred mush. Stirred mush don't think so good no more.


 No.7490606

>>7490545

this >>7490582

There is no argument to be had. unless you'd prefer to they live out their days as retards, that is.


 No.7490617

>>7490606

If they were worth shooting in the head, they probably already were, anon.


 No.7490623

>>7490420

>>7490428

>>7490600

>>7490617

This, bullets are made to kill people, non-lethal bullets are illegal.


 No.7490639

>>7490413

head is the vessel for soul

when you poke hole it escapes

surgeons use anesthesia to prevent soul from escaping




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 No.7490627[Reply]

Please don't post little girls.

 No.7490630

meep meep hey did you know your tits are orange tbh I just thought you should know tbh


 No.7490631

File: dd50a045e77c66a⋯.jpg (17.75 KB, 255x246, 85:82, c5aee12c98cc4e6e501f2324b5….jpg)


 No.7490636

>>7490631

moar low res images


 No.7490638

File: 54d058642356a06⋯.jpg (48.74 KB, 616x656, 77:82, 1467450499001.jpg)

>>7490631

Thanks for the (You) but seriously don't.




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 No.7490635[Reply]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SITE



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 No.7471968[Reply]

I think I’ve fallen in love with my cousin.

Ok so here goes.

>be me

>early 20s

>still living with family because bad with money

>hear that my uncle retired from military, so they’re moving here

>cool

>I’m home because off from work

>beautiful girl in the house

>it’s my cousin

>I can tell because she still had her big blue eyes and unmistakable birthmark

>no feelings yet, but genuinely happy to see her again because the last time we saw each other, we were toddlers

>year passes by

>been dieting, exercising, and changing wardrobe to become chad

>brother gets a sucked into a new game so stops hanging with cousin

>cousin wants to hang out with someone so gets me

>we just hang out, nothing in particular

>start going to bars

>see betas and niggers staring her down

>boast up and eye down the faggots who look like they’d try something

>cousin wants to dance with me

>can’t dance, but do it anyway

>having genuine fun after years of being depressed piece of shit

>see just how truly beautiful she is

>our eyes are meeting as we’re dancing

>my chest gets a pit

>oh no

>know exactly what’s going on

>now I’m paranoid whenever we hang out

>I always catch myself looking at her

>imagining what life would be like if we crossed the line of the taboo

>get jealous when gPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.7490313

>>7490311

cousin fuckers OUT


 No.7490317

>>7490313

You're telling me that you know for a fact that there isn't the possibility of your hot cousin seducing you into fucking her while you're both drunk?


 No.7490549

>>7490317

Beats me, but I doubt she’s actually going after me. She’s actually not very aggressive towards me. I’m certain it’s one sided on my end.


 No.7490624

File: 39e0ccc3e3881a7⋯.jpg (93.78 KB, 1334x750, 667:375, 1gb de ram.jpg)

Stop being a faggot, you dumbass.

Sex between cousins is a really common thing. Enjoy it. Just don´t be a creep and you´ll be fine.


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 No.7484154[Reply]

Why are horses so friggin hot?

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 No.7489266

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 No.7489861

bump


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 No.7489876

File: 944ed50a4645a6d⋯.png (1023.45 KB, 1286x1362, 643:681, hey kid2.png)


 No.7490620

bumping so I don't lose my cartoon horses during the daily purge




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 No.7490566[Reply]

>arrive late to work

>try to park your car

>before you can reverse this imp jumps into your path

>"if thine car ye wish to park, like a hound ye must kneel and bark!"

wat do?

 No.7490570

more low res images


 No.7490583

>>7490570

hahhahhahahahahahahaha


 No.7490601

>>7490566

> ye

You do understand that that is simply "the" (or thee in this context), yes?

In the old days of the printing press you payed by the letter, so it became convention to use "y" in place of "th."

They would have both pronounced and hand written such words with the th in any case where they didn't pay by the letter.

retard


 No.7490610

>>7490601

>In the old days of the printing press you payed by the letter

FALSE


 No.7490616

File: 3d5168d75a47766⋯.mp4 (2.06 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 22795085_741352342718345_7….mp4)

why does my sister act this way?




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