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File: 392e43a7c8cc85a⋯.png (403.77 KB, 770x578, 385:289, 1475787902078.png)

 No.1502

Prev >>756

Seems people are starting to eat a lot? Did the New Year's resolutions already go out the window?

 No.1504

Sydney


 No.1505

>>1502

There is nothing wrong with a big big boi meal monthly fortnightly weekly or several times a week

VPN-NEET why did you come over to the dark side of this forum?


 No.1506

>>1505

It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is my plan. No one cared who I was until I put on the VPN.


 No.1507

I've already given up on the video, it would be too much work.


 No.1508

>>1507

You embody the true NEET spirit, nothing to be ashamed of


 No.1509

File: 07dfd0c7d17825b⋯.jpg (75.18 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 454417d403ed102c4344b9a873….jpg)

Good night, my only friends. I shall see you all again some time later today (or 'tomorrow' if you're a Perth-Fag)


 No.1510

File: f77d9484847c4d8⋯.jpg (24.3 KB, 533x395, 533:395, 1238206124123.jpg)

I just ran out of vodka and it's past twelve o'clock at night.

How do I produce at least another three or four standard drinks within the next half an hour?


 No.1511

>>1510

Drink pee pee


 No.1512

The monotony of it all. I'm supposed to be better, more joyous, but then I ponder my circumstance. The despondent manner I have succumbed to is because of the willpower I lack. My brain has decayed through NEETdom, my body is aching from the hours and then I come home drained, with no passion for anything else. Clock in and clock out.

I get angry at myself for the time I have wasted, what purpose do I have other than being a wageslave? What would I be like if I didn't peddle those years away to video games and internet habits.

As the fool that I am, I tried reasoning with myself. I was learning little smidges of commands, I tried programming but it fell through. Oh but I use GNU/Linux!? I must be proficient and productive..well productive in apt-get,pacman, youtube-dl, mv, rm, etc. This was the deceit that I cast upon myself. It was all for naught, because in the environment around me time was passing by. I was aging physically and my mind was stagnant, if not regressing. Now I've reached the point of no return, but I just need something to push me forward. I do not want to be stuck in this rut, I am a wageslave but I want to do more outside of accumulating work hours. Where do I start though and how is the question that runs through my mind also.

I need a temporary escape, for a short time to distract me and then I can start. I'll go through with it, because I can't handle the pain of my failure.


 No.1513

>>1510

Have a wank.


 No.1514

File: cf37b04505a7541⋯.jpg (44.83 KB, 329x400, 329:400, 1448825430261.jpg)

>>>1511

>>1513

Real men do both simultaneously when lacking alcohol.


 No.1515

>>1514

I just had a wank but couldn't piss


 No.1516

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

suddenly my neck of the woods don't seem so bad

that or i haven't been paying attention to what's happening in my area


 No.1517

Morning NEETs


 No.1518

Good morning NEETs.

>>1499

She's alright, she just loses her shit when people dont answer their phones.

It's part of the reason why her and dad stopped going out. Some days he'd get 50 missed calls between starting work and smoko (that isn't an exaggeration)

She's pretty cool most of the time though and she's heaps better than she used to be.

>>1500

I'm doing it out of the goodness of my heart.


 No.1519

>>1517

Morning


 No.1520

File: e4e03f49ed407aa⋯.jpg (36.04 KB, 544x397, 544:397, 1473838416377.jpg)

Good morning NEETs. I slept right through the night. No waking full of feelings of dread. No bad dreams. No poisonous thoughts keeping me up.

What is going on? Long may it continue.


 No.1521

>>1507

We want that video please NEET. Share a slice of your life with us. It will be rewarding for all.


 No.1522

>>1518

Good morning mate.


 No.1523

>>1510

Being a successful drunk requires good planning. Some of you are terrible at it. Poor Monk had all sorts of problems.


 No.1524

>>1512

I think a lot of us have had these thoughts. I do not know the answer.


 No.1525

>>1515

I always regret wanking if I can't piss right after. I need to piss away and cum that is left in my system, otherwise it leaks out over the next couple of hours and makes a mess.


 No.1526

>>1517

Good morning


 No.1527

>>1518

I get paranoid if someone doesn't answer their phone or respond to a text I send. I think they must hate me.

I very rarely use the phone any more.


 No.1528

>>1512

>what purpose do I have other than being a wageslave?

I know that feel.

Maybe there is no purpose and whether you're wasting your time wageing away, playing vidio games or sitting n the gen, or whatever.

Maybe you could go on a holiday with those hard earned bux and while on a holiday try to reinvent yourself.

The worst that can happen is a bunch of random people who you'll never se again think you're shit but they might like the "fake" you, you may even find out that part of that is the "real" you but you've been too repressed to show it.

>easier said than done

I went to heaps of schools as a kid and each school I sort of acted differently and was perceived differently based on how I pretended to be, or how the other people pretended I was.


 No.1529

>>1527

>I think they must hate me.

I think that's how she ends up and then she needs to contact them to find out how they feel and why they haven't answered.


 No.1530

>>1529

Yeah modern communication methods cause that sort of anxiety and stress for a lot of people. I don't sperg out and start bombarding people with follow-ups though. not any more


 No.1531

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

We went for lemonade and paris buns at the shop and broke for tea.


 No.1532

>>1530

I feel (more felt, I'm getting much better) so awkward sometimes on the phone. Humans need facial cues to understand one another.


 No.1533

Yesterday just after I left to go on my NEETcruise and make the vid THAT LITTLE FAGGOT came on the radio.

I sang the missing verse in it out loud, which is a bit out of character as sometimes I feel as though other drivers are looking at me.


 No.1534

>>1531

Pretty comfy little song.


 No.1535

>>1533

The missing verse is the best verse.


 No.1536

>>1532

I dread all phone conversations. I hate having to give my name or address over the phone. I feel like an idiot having to repeat myself, spell things out, correct their mistakes.


 No.1537

>>1533

You sucking on one of those mints right now?


 No.1538

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1534

Van the Man fucking does it well.

Some of his songs are just about the closest I've ever felt to God. That's not a lie. His songs are usually very well rounded, in that each instrument has their own place and doesnt clash.

This is a good one too where he loses his shit, he'd pretty cool when he goes into angry Irish Catholic mode.

I've read stories that he's had fights with cunts because they wanted an autograph.

>>1535

I think so too, also missing verse version has the long intro

>>1536

I gave my name and address to the RSPCA because they caught me unawares and I felt like I had to. I hate when I'm not prepared.

>>1537

Always.


 No.1539

>>1538

How much do you crave that first mint on the morning?


 No.1540

>>1538

>the long intro

I was watching a YouTube clip the other day where Sting is with them live and doing the intro and it goes on for AGES. He does the MTV bit about twenty times.


 No.1541

>>1538

>gave my name and address

that happened yesterday btw. I didnt see tem when I pulled up and the dog was in the back so they had an opening to start talking

>>1539

not that bad, they're slow release so I dont crave the hit although I'm a bit all over the place until I have one.


 No.1542

>>1540

That's cool, I'll need to check that out.


 No.1543

>>1541

Is there something wrong with having your dog in the back?


 No.1544

>>1541

What effect does the mint have on you? What does it do?


 No.1545

>>1518

>She's alright, she just loses her shit when people dont answer their phones.

CRAZY

>It's part of the reason why her and dad stopped going out. Some days he'd get 50 missed calls between starting work and smoko (that isn't an exaggeration)

Be careful m80

>I'm doing it out of the goodness of my heart.

Are you in a relationship with her, I do not understand why you would do it. If you injury yourself your excuse to Cenno is, my boss on the weekends told me to help her move her house and that's how I fucked my back. Well at least your justification will be fresh OC for Cenno

>>1520

>I Do Not Know That Feel today

>>1525

In your cumdies why is that a mess


 No.1546

>>1545

The period of dampness in the cumdies before the cum dries (eliminating the smell) is very uncomfortable.


 No.1547

>>1531

>>1531

Gone for cigarettes and matches in the shops


 No.1548

>>1546

> is very uncomfortable.

Relieve the pain with a W A N K


 No.1549

>tfw woke up depressed


 No.1550

>tfw woke up impressed


 No.1551

>tfw woke up unrefreshed


 No.1552

>tfw woke up blessed


 No.1553

>tfw woke up with hair messed and had a boner too


 No.1554

>>1543

Nah, but they opened up about "Hey NEET, you an animal lover?" and I was trapped from there on in.

>>1545

>Are you in a relationship with her

lol

She asked me to help and I cant say no.

My backs already fucked thats why I'm on dsp (the main reason)

>>1547

Is that (paris buns) like a cockney slang for smokes?


 No.1555

>>1553

>tfw waking up then having a wank


 No.1556

>>1555

Cum into my hand and then wipe it on the side of the sheet.


 No.1557

>>1554

>She asked me to help and I cant say no.

You ask the question, will this be time in a half or double pay? If it is not either, then you say I will see you the next day of wage

>My backs already fucked

Moving is never easy work especially when there are stairs, good luck because it strains me as a youngish NEET when helping family move


 No.1558

>>1554

>She asked me to help

I would never ask anyone to help me move. I wouldn't put that burden on them, especially if we weren't even that close. This bitch sounds crazy.


 No.1559

>>1557

She'll see that question as a joke the only way I could ask is as a joke anyhow

I'm taking a back brace thing i use when cleaning with her and there'll be a few people there to help.

>>1558

She is a bit but we all have our issues, hers just aren't social anxiety driven so it seems funny to the average NEETs.

She kind of needs everyone to love her.


 No.1560

File: 081f68bbd68ec5b⋯.png (37.69 KB, 979x731, 979:731, 1467936634122.png)

>>1559

She asked someone with a back brace to help her move?


 No.1563

>>1560

You're making her sound like a bad person.

People without issues rarely understand what it's like to have them. Her brother wears one occasionally too.

I told her I'd only do what I think I'm capable of. I think some extra codeine will be on the menu for tea tonight.

Anyway I'm off to help, I'm already 15 mins late from when I said I'd be there (I rang her and said I'd be a bit late)


 No.1564

oh i'm autistic

>>1561


 No.1565

>>1563

Good luck with it mate. Let us know how it goes.


 No.1566

>>1564

Most of us here are.


 No.1567

About to do a shit, lets see if this psillium husk works.


 No.1568

>>1567

How much psyllium did you take?


 No.1569

>>1568

3 tablespoons yesterday, each in a glass of water.


 No.1570

>>1569

That is a decent amount.


 No.1573

File: 403b6eb822eafa5⋯.jpg (35.37 KB, 484x497, 484:497, 1478407637936.jpg)

What are you NEEToids up to today?

Me, I'm taking it easy as usual


 No.1574

>>1573

I always found that image pretty comfy


 No.1575

File: 5cac8afbff85c54⋯.png (2.05 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, jast becauso.png)

>>1573

trying to find out what she's talking about

also if they lewd


 No.1576

>>1575

>proxy is in sydney

c-checks out haha ;^)


 No.1577

>>1573

Taking it easy too, way to humid and hot to do anythng.


 No.1578

>>1573

Taking it pretty easy. Did the shopping at 6 when Coles opened.

Replaced one of those old-timey plunger door stops on my kitchen door, so that's my handyman work done for the day.

Want to get back into training semi-seriously again at the gun club starting tomorrow, so have to go easy on the piss today.


 No.1579

>>1578

What did you get at the shops?


 No.1580

>>1579

Just the staples. Bacon, eggs, milk etc.


 No.1581

>>1580

I could go for some bacon and eggs right now. With buttered toast.


 No.1582

>>1573

I am spending another day downloading and organising HD movies. I literally spend all day doing it but there is always more left to do at the end of the day.


 No.1583

>>1582

Do you ever re-watch anything?


 No.1584

>>1583

Things I like yes. But I mostly accumulate things for a rainy day. I foresee a future where I will cut myself off from the internet, or where internet piracy has been stamped out.


 No.1585

>>1573

I worked for 2 hours this morning (trial), nothing else planned


 No.1586

>>1585

Did things go good at the trial?


 No.1587

>>1580

Forgot I also purchased a pack of chicken drumsticks, some Frank's RedHot sauce, and a packet of butter. I basically follow this girl's instructions, except I use drumsticks instead of wings (more meat, less fiddly) and don't bother with the boiling stage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsJ-exRMvcM

Turned out pretty good last time I did it.


 No.1588

tfw mummybot is losing it again


 No.1589

>>1586

ye they said they will contact me again for a shift, and someone messaged me asking how it was so Im positive


 No.1590

>>1588

What set her off this time?


 No.1591

>>1588

women, right?


 No.1592

>>1589

Well done mate.


 No.1593

>>1587

What brand of butter did you get?


 No.1594

>>1589

good work


 No.1595

>>1593

just the coles brand one. can't justify $6 on some fancy european butter


 No.1596

>>1595

Doesn't Australia have cows?


 No.1597

>>1595

I find the Irish Gold is worth the $6. Lurpak is pretty good too.


 No.1598

>>1596

It does, and I suspect they made my butter.

>>1597

Ok. I really only use it in recipes where it's mixed in with other stuff, so I probably couldn't tell the difference. If I was eating it on toast or something I'd probably want better quality.


 No.1599

>>1590

>>1591

my mummybot (and rest of family is equally fucked) is just super fragile and spends hours everyday planning things, textbook example of dependent personality disorder and I went for a morning NEET drive without telling her where I was going and she freaked out and had a mini breakdown when I told her she was being irrational.


 No.1600

>>1599

I don't live with her now, but mine used to oscillate between "you're an adult, you don't need to ask permission" and "where the fuck are you? why didn't you tell me what you were doing?".


 No.1601

It is a sad truth that for all the ways the world and society are completely fucked, it is the ones closest to us who do the most damage to us in the end.


 No.1602

>>1596

Australian butter is of terrible quality for some reason.


 No.1603

>>1512

this is some big brain prose my wageslave friend


 No.1604

>>1512

You probably weren't destined to have some magnificent future or be anything you want to be like your teachers and parents probably told you, you haven't missed out on anything, you haven't wasted time, just accept your place in the universe and make the most of things.


 No.1605

>>1604

This is sage counsel.


 No.1606

Still have 2 thirds of a bottle of rum, new plan is to drink through the whole day but in small amounts and I will get through the rest.


 No.1607

>>1606

Do you enjoy this drinking or are you just punishing yourself?


 No.1609

>>1606

Have a bit of petrol with that drink


 No.1610

>>1607

Neither really I just aim to finish it.

>>1609

I don't think I will…


 No.1611

File: 9812250f4a37528⋯.png (19.92 KB, 503x318, 503:318, its a mans job.png)

>>1507

film that video, fam


 No.1615

>>1611

dooo eeeet


 No.1616

We need more NEET videos. We need more NEETs to come out of their shells and give more of themselves. We need more hairy leg shots. More NEET battlestations and NEET nests.


 No.1617

File: 06a855c0baa9d3e⋯.webm (7.2 MB, 306x306, 1:1, Louie.webm)


 No.1618

>>1546

>he thinks dried cum doesn't smell


 No.1619

>>1616

Have you led by example?


 No.1620

>>1619

I have. I have posted both videos and photographs.


 No.1621

>>1620

Besides cumdies? :)


 No.1622

>>1621

His cumdies are the greatest gift a NEET can share.


 No.1623

>driving back to melbourne before

>on the freeway where it's 110k's an hour

>see a car in front of me a it farther away veer off the road then luckily back to it doing 110

>fuck, slow down a bit

>see him signal left and takes a turn into somewhere

I think he must have been shook, I was gonna stop if he did and try to offer assistance but he fucked off straight away. I've got the footage on my dashcam and I've been looking through it now but I can't find it, it stores about 3 days of driving so there's hundreds of files. it was a fucking hairy situation m8s


 No.1624

>>1623

It always really makes you think just how dangerous driving is when you see something like that. Someone else could just drive right into you at any time.


 No.1625

File: be3cb27015719e7⋯.webm (173.86 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, out1.webm)


 No.1626

>>1624

Yeah, I've been driving for nearly 10 years and still have no idea about how I'd handle a situation like that.


 No.1627

>>1625

Very nice.


 No.1628

Any of you cunts play osrs? I just started playing it again 4 days ago and need friends/etc


 No.1629

>>1623

I found it, you can barely make it out though. The car was way way ahead and the footage is shit


 No.1630

File: b0f00d23005d604⋯.jpeg (17.52 KB, 469x314, 469:314, images (50).jpeg)

I will not allow goon drinking in my house son!


 No.1632

File: 89aa7c4469d0036⋯.webm (260.19 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, out2.webm)


 No.1633

>>1632

What are you doing in the dark nigger?


 No.1634

>>1630

But I only drink one glass per night, just to relax me Mum.


 No.1635

>>1633

He's want to decrease the quality of his vision


 No.1636

File: 3a665a0bdd42466⋯.jpg (109.19 KB, 576x998, 288:499, 1541139 - Feels_Guy Pepe S….jpg)

>>1632

Did someone say rape?


 No.1637

File: b88bdf66c79de91⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 144.26 KB, 850x531, 850:531, fe59cc3f075ffc5937d2c.jpg)

>pale skinned asian woman with thongs sits next to you and you get a look of her foot sole


 No.1638

File: 8da64627bff8d54⋯.webm (1.81 MB, 1120x632, 140:79, bandicam near miss.webm)

It's the car in front of the silver one, too far away for anything decent, irl it was hectic though


 No.1639

>>1638

I wonder what happened. Maybe they fell asleep.


 No.1640

>>1637

That's a good feel.


 No.1641

>>1639

They probably opened the neet general and saw all the shit that happened in the last week


 No.1642

File: 9641ec7faadb5bb⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 825.33 KB, 900x640, 45:32, 70301628ff756bf19cdd4e0e9….webm)

>>1640

Yeah probably gonna jerk off to the memory of it and some hentai.


 No.1643

>>1642

this makes me uncomfortable


 No.1644

>>1637

I prefer the top-down view of feet.


 No.1645

>>1643

It's not rape it's tagged as happy sex on gelbooru


 No.1646

>>1637

Did you get a stiffy?


 No.1647

Asian girls have the best feet. Pajeet girls would have nice feet too if they didn't have the niggerish light soles.


 No.1648

>>1646

About a half


 No.1649

>>1648

That's nice. At least you know you are still alive.


 No.1650

>>1637

I would have rathered a pic of the actual feet than some gook cartoon mate.


 No.1651

>>1647

I like white girls feet more, they are generally lighter and also more elegant and less squashed looking.


 No.1652

I have seen good feet from all races.


 No.1653

feet are absolutely disgusting, almost asshole tier gross


 No.1654

>>1653

I used to think that but then I saw a few really sexy girls barefoot and it changed me.


 No.1655

>>1652

Now you have to find and post a sexy pair of Abo feet.


 No.1656

>>1653

I agree mostly, They are kind of like arseholse, unless I know for a fact they are clean I have no interest in them.


 No.1657

>>1655

I bet Jessica Mauboy has nice feet


 No.1658

>>1656

I have a pretty low tolerance for gross shit so even clean they turn me off


 No.1659

>>1657

Normally I go by the one drop rule but I'm sick of people claiming abbo accomplishments when it's someone with 1/4 or 1/8 abbo blood. She doesn't count.


 No.1660

>>1659

Not sure any abos count as abo then, all the ones I see around are quarter at best


 No.1661

>>1659

It's pretty funny when people use half castes to try and make an example of Aboriginal accomplishments.


 No.1662

>>1660

Lucky. In the Adelaide CBD there are always these stinkcircles of yammering abbos with the occasional white trash normalfaggot drinking goon with them


 No.1663

>>1662

Can vouch for this, it really surprises me whenever I visit.


 No.1664

You cunts have made me horny. I feel like a fucking pervert all the time.


 No.1665

>>1664

My left hand is on my dick right now.


 No.1666

File: 753a01c7ec03032⋯.jpg (24.5 KB, 327x316, 327:316, 753a01c7ec030329e5df08f46a….jpg)

>>1664

>You cunts have made me horny.


 No.1667

>>1665

I only ever use my right.


 No.1668

>>1661

My personal favourite is when they shill "Indigenous beauty" by having models that are at least 3/4 european with white facial features. What a kick in the guts to poor abos.


 No.1669

>>1667

Left is for the pre-fap, when you're horny enough for a stiffy but not so horny that you stop paying attention to imageboards.


 No.1670

>>1573

Only just woke up, made a yummy bacon & egg sammy, now I'm here though I need to do something more physical to sweat-out all the goon from last night.


 No.1671

>>1661

>>1662

how many abos are there in adelaide? It'd be between adelaide and perth as to who had the most Abos surely, I reckon Perth would take the cake wouldn't they?


 No.1672

>>1669

Trying this now


 No.1673

>>1670

> yummy bacon & egg sammy,

That is the sort of thing it is good to share pics of with your friends on the general.


 No.1674

>>1669

Are your pants still on for this pre-fap?


 No.1675

>>1671

Apparently there are around 17k in Adelaide and 27k in Perth


 No.1676

>>1674

Yeah on my thighs, bare ass on the computer seat.


 No.1677

>>1671

I live in adelaide and have visited perth, didn't come near the abbo-infested parts of perth though. I thought all australian capital cities were like this.


 No.1678

>>1669

actually I learned to fap with my left hand for a few months after i injured my right. I found it was really convenient but it still just didn't feel right like my right


 No.1679

File: 06f70df3c91ef0c⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 1.6 MB, 2309x1600, 2309:1600, outdoors.jpeg)

>>1653

Feet is the most common fetish there is going back throughout humanity.


 No.1680

>>1676

Do you make much precum?


 No.1681

File: ce9e0e6f4a5721d⋯.webm (320.31 KB, 720x480, 3:2, foot fetish shame.webm)

>>1679

worst!


 No.1682

>>1680

No, not when I fap 3x or more a day.


 No.1683

I can't wank if I need to poo


 No.1684

>>1683

Why?


 No.1685

>>1683

have a poop


 No.1686

So remember how I got free pizzas yesterday.

To be honest, dominos pizza doesn't sit well with me at the best of times. And this time I got a pizza with jalepenos and chilli flakes.

Was up until 6AM shitting lava.


 No.1687

>>1686

More likely food poisoning from poor hygiene than anything to do with chilli. Pajeet is a dirty creature.


 No.1688

I guess the board went quiet because NEETs moved on from the prefap to the main fap and needed their attention on their porn tabs.


 No.1689

>>1687

He was shitting out pajeet curry.


 No.1690

File: 2bf0ba31738beae⋯.jpeg (421.34 KB, 1001x850, 1001:850, ZZY 0014.jpeg)

>>1688

No, I'm drinking and playing Squad.


 No.1691

https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/355112

20% off Selected Stores @ eBay (Futu, Dell, Allphones, PC Byte, JW Computers, Amaysim + More)

Voucher: PCTECH


 No.1692

>>1691

That's a pretty good deal.


 No.1693

>>1692

Once you have paid him the Dane-geld, you never get rid of the Dane.


 No.1694

>>1691

I have to get a new monitor but I am going to go to an actual store so it is easy to return in the likely even it is faulty.


 No.1695

>>1693

Better than having him rape you.


 No.1696

>>1694

How many inches?


 No.1697

File: 0d609250daadb07⋯.jpeg (1.19 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, 355154.jpeg)

From $40 to $10 in Kmart but I can't find it on their website.

Specs:

s/r 70db

Separation 500+-50mV

FM radio

Light up effect

Rechargeable battery

USB power

Aux in

Bluetooth 4.0

Working range 10 metres

Charging time 4-6hrs

Max size of micro sd or USB 64gb

Speaker unit: 5W x 2

Input: DC 5V, 1.2 A max


 No.1698

>>1696

I want a 27 inch 1440p monitor. I got one before but it was faulty so I retuned it then I got another and it was not faulty but the image quality was uneven or grainy, hard to explain so I had to sell it.


 No.1699

I got a monitor recently but I didn't notice it was some piece of shit twisted nematic display before I bought it so I had to put it on a box I had lying around


 No.1700

>>1699

I don't even mind TN anymore, I am voluntarily using a 20 inch TN Over a 24 inch ISP until I get my new monitor.


 No.1701

File: 8dd40cb818c3551⋯.jpg (111.7 KB, 1160x718, 580:359, dell.jpg)

>>1698

I have this one. I have had it for a couple of years now and am very happy with it.


 No.1702

>819 dollars

>tfw jealous of neetbux


 No.1703

>>1702

I paid $687 for it.


 No.1704

>>1701

It has no G-synch or 140 herz like the one I got for $1200 but it still looks nice. The main issue I am having now and that I find hard to find any information on is this grainy uneven screen look. It's like if I view an image with one large even colour like anime images the pixels shine making it look uneven kind of like if you go to wash a monitor with water and the moisture makes it shine.


 No.1705

>>1704

That and light bleed and ISP glow.


 No.1706

>>1704

Could it be the anti-glare coating?


 No.1707


 No.1708

>>1706

Not sure, maybe.


 No.1709

>>1697

It's black like a nigger


 No.1710

Just Did a nice big poo and brushed my teeth, too hot to go outside thou


 No.1711

>>1710

Have a wank.


 No.1712

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Must get so hot in a basement with all those CRT's. He has a point but using a computer as just a clock? Not to mention all the CRT's sucking up power.


 No.1713

>>1712

The power consumption is what makes it crazy.


 No.1714

>tfw depressed


 No.1715

File: edc6597b8e1f099⋯.jpg (114.29 KB, 710x473, 710:473, 1515801123018.jpg)

GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG


 No.1716

>>1715

More like goon gang


 No.1717

>>1716

Rape gang


 No.1718

>>1715

What an awful creature.


 No.1719

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1718

Thoughts?


 No.1720

>>1719

Very negative.


 No.1721

any fellow ausfags want to get a boat?


 No.1722

File: 58217b719564929⋯.png (360.14 KB, 904x711, 904:711, f68c85a5351c65a4cf8ae8cb6a….png)


 No.1723

>>1719

This isn't even music.


 No.1724

>>1721

To live on?


 No.1725

>>1715

What happened in the past 10 years or so where this became normal and seeing Australians emulate this?


 No.1726

File: 0f7b3e4f42b520a⋯.png (1.8 MB, 1459x1057, 1459:1057, 1511403873003.png)

File: 27b475d88c36a75⋯.png (2.03 MB, 1462x1046, 731:523, 1511403873002.png)

File: 46db7e5946b758d⋯.png (2.1 MB, 1465x1054, 1465:1054, 1511403873001.png)

>>1721

Depends on what kind of boat we are talking about.


 No.1727

Can someone PLEASE tell me the name of the song in this webm, I heard it years ago and just found it on the main aus page.

http://oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/file_store/f8176efebc313f3a7d54df6b4e20742247a8e7a781afc24a9e53ad8184a55d32.webm


 No.1728

>>1727

In the Hall of the Mountain King


 No.1729

>>1721

My uncle made a few.


 No.1730

>>1721

If I had a boat I'd try my hand at people smuggling, then when I get them into Australia I'd turn them into slaves to work the goon fields at dans plantation.


 No.1731

>>1730

I would buy a Poojeeta sex slave off of you.


 No.1732

>>1726

That first photo looks like a scene out of Where's wally


 No.1733

>>1728

thanks a lot


 No.1734

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1727

Learn2Shazam m8


 No.1735

>>1731

I charge a lot for the poojeetas, you might want to think about getting a centrelink loan


 No.1736

>>1735

I will have to wait 6 months.


 No.1737

File: 751ea2f9c702818⋯.jpeg (19.85 KB, 455x323, 455:323, images (10).jpeg)

Waaay bic in da drim tahm, dere was a Frog called "Tidalik" and he jumped in to all da rivers and the billabongs and drank all da water up. Dare was no more water in dose places. Den a Platypus came along and made dat Tidalik frog larff. Den all dat water from da frog came out of him and turned into a puddle out da front of da Pub where Jimmy Gulipinulu went to drink himself stoopid wid all da Goon bags and da XXXX. He wen aroun' begging and startin' fights , stealin' and breakin' stuff den he fell asleep in da water dat came oudda dat Tidalik frog, before the cops grabbed him and trew him in da lock up bruddah.


 No.1738

>>1737

Such a rich and ancient culture. I do not feel worthy to be on this stolen land.


 No.1739

File: 635d1a932f7c1d7⋯.jpg (7.69 KB, 500x460, 25:23, 1480900407759.jpg)

>>1737

Cool story bro

>>1738

Have a wank


 No.1740

I left the goon in the freezer for too long and now it's a goon slushy. Dan should have machines similar to 7/11 dispensing this slushy goodness especially during Summer. Can't think of a better way to cool down in this stifling heat


 No.1741

>>1740

as a bonus, due to the difference in freezing point of alcohol and water, the liquid bits of your slushy is more potent


 No.1742

File: 57c4ec8a7cbc91c⋯.jpg (48.29 KB, 650x366, 325:183, jessica-mauboy-522646.jpg)

File: d10d821ac8e8dd9⋯.jpg (27.21 KB, 620x349, 620:349, 1390537784453.jpg)

>>1589

good stuff mate

>>1638

Shit, I cant help but feel sorry for people when they do dumb shit like that.

Nice scenery btw

>>1653

>asshole tier gross

You dont like a well kept bumhole?

>>1657

not the best pics but they are nice for feet

>>1721

Yeah, I've been looking on gumtree (just browsing, not serious) at some between $1-3k

Just want a flat tinny for river fishing and the coorong

>>1737

lol, not bad


 No.1743

>>1742

Do you go fishing mate?


 No.1744

>>1742

Mauboy looks more Asian than abo.


 No.1745

>>1742

what's a simple boat trailer add on to teh cost of a boat?


 No.1746

File: 3734a7a156e1b7f⋯.png (83.06 KB, 1093x233, 1093:233, banrock.png)

File: c284b41a2bfd487⋯.jpeg (196.69 KB, 1260x840, 3:2, ww.jpeg)

NEETs, come in to BWS or Dan's for a FREE bottle of wine.

You know you want to.


 No.1747

>>1743

Not yet, I still haven't rigged up my line

>>1744

she probably is

>>1745

There was one with a trailer, a motor and nets and all sorts for $1300 (i think) a couple weeks ago when I was looking


 No.1748

supermarketNEET what is working in a supermarket like?


 No.1749

>>1748

I am not him but I could tell you what shopping at one is like,


 No.1750

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1751

>>1748

It wouldn't be too dissimilar to shopping at one though you can't just leave whenever you want


 No.1752

>>1751

Do they watch you on CCTV all the time?


 No.1753

>>1752

Only if you're attractive


 No.1754

File: 9656bb818e7d91f⋯.jpg (62.59 KB, 391x386, 391:386, pepe174.jpg)

>>1753

>tfw too unattractive to be perved on by CCTV operators


 No.1755

>>1750

God bless you toothpaste


 No.1756

I have only had one wank today. I am hoping to keep it that way. I really need to cut down. I am sick of the depression that hits me straight after.


 No.1757


 No.1758

>>1757

Sounds like he was hooning. Good riddance.


 No.1759

>>1758

But he had such a promising career as a taxi driver!


 No.1760

>>1756

>I am sick of the depression that hits me straight after.

I know something that can cure that, have a poo


 No.1761

File: 0ed0ba668a3efa0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 154.74 KB, 900x794, 450:397, KPm1VjM.jpg)

>>1756

Masturbaters Anonymous


 No.1762

File: f463ee332c9a6e8⋯.png (2.8 KB, 640x47, 640:47, vid two.png)

Made another video, it's just bullshit.

Think I'll just make one a month or something from now on rather than "a day in the life" shit and put the bits and pieces together.


 No.1763

>>1759

He survived, he has some sense. I knew someone who went to court for speeding offenses. A taxi driver was asked, why did you turn when it said no turn permitted. He said, the passenger told me to do it


 No.1764

>>1760

I can't poo on command. I have not trained hard enough.


 No.1765

>>1762

The quality was superb but that upload time is making me quit sad.


 No.1766

>>1764

I can create poo just by thinking about it.


 No.1767

>>1762

It takes a while to get good at making videos. It is like anything the more you do it the better you get at it.

Keep at it. Not every single one needs to be a knockout. I will watch anything you make and enjoy it.


 No.1768

>>1765

I just clicked the "recommended for this project" quality rather than high quality.

It might be high quality anyway because my computer liked my video.


 No.1769

>>1767

Yeah, I'm sure I'll get better and if I film bits and pieces here and there I can sort out what bits are better or worse and edit the shit out if I only make one a month or fortnight or whatever.


 No.1770

>>1769

Suit yourself mate.


 No.1771

>>1763

He was very much dead according to the 6pm news…


 No.1772

>>1770

I dont want to make a blog or something, that's all.

A video everyday or even every week might be a bit too much.

If I go for a drive somewhere decent I'll make a vid of that and talk about crap.


 No.1773

>>1771

7pm news said he'd made a speedy recovery.


 No.1774

>>1772

Sounds fair enough.


 No.1775

>>1773

10pm news showed his corpse floating down the ganges.


 No.1776

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1775

Life of the pajeet is an endless rollercoaster of ups and downs


 No.1777

>>1776

What a nice little music video and song.


 No.1778

>>1777

It's a pretty cool movie if you haven't seen it.


 No.1779

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.1780

>>1778

I saw it AGES ago when it first came out.


 No.1781

>>1780

Before I'd seen it my dad would put his shirt over his head and do the "teepee for my bunghole" shit when i was a little kid to make me laugh.


 No.1782

>>1781

Sounds like a pretty cool Dad.


 No.1783

File: f2fed7931e31ad1⋯.png (49.33 KB, 837x619, 837:619, no 38.png)

We're already in the top 50


 No.1784

>>1783

I wrote 38, we're 39.


 No.1785

>>1783

What do the 27 and 74 mean?


 No.1786

>>1785

27 posts per hour, 74 unique IPs in the last 72 hours


 No.1787

>>1783

There must be some delay with the stats. We are way more active than /aus/ now and have been since we started.


 No.1788

>>1786

We're not even 72 hours old yet, are we?

>>1787

It might be over the 72 hour period.. maybe, I don't know


 No.1789

>>1788

We will turn 72 hours old tomorrow night.


 No.1790

Just finished my weekly neetshop

Fucking hot out there, but at least I have muh white monsters now


 No.1791

>>1790

My white monster is in my pants.


 No.1792

>>1790

>neetshop

What did you buy?


 No.1793

>>1791

I call mine Little Mohammed


 No.1794

>>1793

That is concerning.


 No.1795

>>1792

Mainly just the the usual. Fruit/vegies, a bit of meat, some rice, some yoghurt and milk. Trying to keep it all basic so I can save a bit of money and become less of a fat piece of shit.


 No.1796

>>1795

Sounds like you are doing the right things mate.


 No.1797

>>1781

Your dad watches beavis and butt head?


 No.1798

File: ec9cdb2f72b346d⋯.jpg (26.3 KB, 720x576, 5:4, 1479545311553.jpg)

>>1796

All we can do is try our best, neeto


 No.1799

>>1793

My penis was genetically engineered to commit rape


 No.1800

>>1799

From an animalistic view they all were.


 No.1801

File: 7f001b60e6126b1⋯.jpg (44.87 KB, 570x487, 570:487, 1458252499439.jpg)

>>1798

Absolutely true.


 No.1802

>>1799

It was made small so it can fit in anywhere.


 No.1803

>>1799

My penis was genetically engineered to have a wank


 No.1804

>>1802

Midgets need dicking too


 No.1805

>>1802

I lather my penis up with honey and sugar and drive it into and hills, thousands of ants vs my dick


 No.1806

>>1805

>thousands

Come on mate, that's a few too many zeroes


 No.1807

>>1804

There are plenty of Bridget The Midget videos online showing her accommodating some rather large Congo dongo…


 No.1808

>>1807

Please don't ruin my dreams


 No.1809

File: a00331463865cbf⋯.png (22.81 KB, 800x721, 800:721, 1426228357186.png)

>>1807

>Congo dongo

lol


 No.1810

37 here in perth, sick of this weather at this hour.


 No.1811

>>1810

Late afternoon is the absolute worst for me where I live. It stays cool in my house on even the hottest days until about 3pm and then suddenly over the next few hours the house turns into an oven.


 No.1812

File: d9def744f9f042f⋯.png (418.55 KB, 715x1000, 143:200, ZZY 0048.png)

I have decided I am going to give up on spirits, I'll try apple cyder instead. I seem to recall a good Swedish make.


 No.1813

>>1812

Good to see you are coming out of the closet.


 No.1814

Saturday night, all the NEETs are out at the club.


 No.1815

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1813

It's not gay at all!


 No.1816

File: f5cceddff22d4a7⋯.png (25.01 KB, 1147x609, 1147:609, b7a32a701ce78aba2cef81f723….png)


 No.1817

>>1816

Me on the left.


 No.1818

>>1814

I'll take listening to anime songs in my cum scented bedroom over going deaf surrounded by sluts and chads thank you very much


 No.1819

>>1812

Just mix spirits with cider


 No.1820

Imagine what it would be like to kiss a pretty girl on the dancefloor while you finger her and grind your dick against her through your pants.


 No.1821

>>1820

We've all fingered Hex on the dancefloor…


 No.1822

>>1821

That's true.


 No.1823

>>1789

They grow up so fast.


 No.1824

>>1797

I guess so.

Stoner trucky mates probably got him into it.


 No.1825

>>1817

me on the far left


 No.1826

>>1824

Did your dad use pissbottles while trucking?


 No.1827

>>1825

get out commie


 No.1828

>>1825

They put a picture of you up on the wall?


 No.1829

>>1793

>>1799

You better hope it doesn't also have a prevalency to explode with a name like that


 No.1830

>>1812

Dont fall for the furry beaver poofter drink


 No.1831

>>1816

lol at the Xavier wojak


 No.1832

>>1821

I got her in a library.


 No.1833

>>1826

I really wouldn't be surprised, fuck stopping just to have a leak.

One of the funnier things he's done is sailed a boat across the Nullarbor.

His mate was driving the truck and I think the story goes that he drove a truck from Perth to Dubbo then needed a lift back (that might be wrong, i cant remember) but he sunbathed and drank beer on the boat (probably on the gear too) across the Nullarbor to Kalgoorlie.

Fucking space cadet.


 No.1834

>>1832

She was studying how to pretend to be a gamer.


 No.1835

>>1834

Too bad you need a boipucci to break into that market these days


 No.1836

>>1834

I taught her a thing or two about how to work a joystick.


 No.1837

>>1833

My father yelled at me and belittled me constantly.


 No.1838

>>1837

He did that too but it was unironically out of love and so I'd try and be better.


 No.1839

>>1838

The tactic usually has a poor success rate.


 No.1840

Did anyone else have a father who walked around the house naked? fucking gross. I'm still traumatised.


 No.1841

>>1839

Yeah but I cant blame him for trying in the only way he knew how plus there was no mum so he ha to do that part of the upbringing too which is pretty gay and traumatising for a bushranger stoner cunt


 No.1842

>>1841

You are a very compassionate person.


 No.1843

>>1840

Not naked but he used to wear old undies that had elastic falling off them, holes in them and could see his nuts through the leg holes.


 No.1844

>>1840

No, even worse I had an uncle that did.


 No.1845

>>1842

I came home one day from school when I was about 9 and cried to him about someone at school calling me gay.

I think it's just about the hardest thing he's ever had to deal with. He was so out of his element.


 No.1846


 No.1847

>>1840

I've literally never seen my father naked


 No.1848

>>1847

You are lucky.


 No.1849

>>1845

You must be really gay if they could already tell when you were 9.


 No.1850

>>1848

Yeah I definitely am. It might have contributed to my prudish attitude towards nudity, but that's better than seeing dad dick all the time.


 No.1851

>>1844

My uncle works with trains and has done for 20 odd years and when I used to sleep over theirs he'd sleepwalk into my cousin room at like 3am and start saying shit like AS 1520 (random letters and numbers relating to train schedules or some shit) is running late with no pants on.


 No.1852

>>1850

prudish is the correct position to take on nudity in my opinion.


 No.1853

>>1847

same


 No.1854

>>1849

It was when tomb raider first came out and me and a mate were saying some shit about "what would you do if she was here" or something similar and I humped the ground in front of him.

That was pretty gay, he didn't have to tell everyone though.


 No.1855

>>1850

Me and my dad have both walked in on each other having a fap.


 No.1856

File: cc20c70985444a7⋯.jpg (55.05 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1481718228429.jpg)


 No.1857

>>1854

I did gayer shit than that.


 No.1858

>>1855

That would not have been a fun experience.


 No.1859

>>1855

Probably better your Dad than your Mum.


 No.1860

>>1858

I've walked in on him fucking too, I just stood there and watched him and his gf get up and put towels on.

She had a tattoo of a rose next to her cunt.

I did the same thing when I was like 6 and still living with my mum and just stood there. Her bloke tried to tell me they were hugging.

Then he hugged me. I didn't get what was happening because that hug wasnt like their hug.

I don't get the just stopping and staring thing though.


 No.1861

>>1859

I wouldn't want to know if my mum faps.


 No.1862

>>1861

My mate found his mum's dildo stash.


 No.1863

>>1861

You know she's had sex though, right?


 No.1864

>>1762

You should limit your video to 480p, your last vid is 1080p.


 No.1865

>>1864

will it still be ok for viewing? I do try and show shit about the place like scenery and crap.

It's still got 50mins til it's uploaded, it stopped at one point and I had to click it again because I just left it and went to watch more of Keeping up appearances and fell asleep.

I hope it didnt fuck with it.

It asked me what to upload and I clicked the vid and it went straight to 60 or 70 percent.


 No.1866

File: a571e0e2209efa7⋯.jpg (26.69 KB, 316x236, 79:59, onslo.jpg)

>>1865

>Keeping up appearances

You enjoying it mate?


 No.1867

>>1862

My mate caught another mates mum using one. He told me and I couldn't look at her the same. She became hot.

That was probably the start of the milf fetish.

>>1863

No she hasn't, stop spreading lies.


 No.1868

>>1866

Yeah it's good, I'm on the last (5th) season now.

Going to give Star Trek a watch next I think. I've never watched any of it.


 No.1869

>>1868

>I'm on the last (5th) season

didn't you just start watching recently?


 No.1870

I wonder how many guy's mums we could have fucked if we had just been game to ask when we were 16-19.


 No.1871

>>1869

A few weeks ago. I haven't watched any movies since starting to watch it and there's only between 6 and 12 episodes per season.


 No.1872

>>1870

I had no mates so seducing a mummybot was an impossible task


 No.1873

>>1870

>could have

all my mummybots are on loan from other NEETs


 No.1874

>>1871

If you have watched that fast you will probably have noticed that a lot of the plots of each episode are very similar.


 No.1875

>>1867

sounds hot


 No.1876

>>1870

My mate got groped by another mate's mum. It freaked him out. He still doesn't like to talk about it.


 No.1877

>>1874

Yeah, I liked it more as a kid when it used to come on one at a time and I didn't watch them in succession. The jokes are very repetitive too.


 No.1878

>>1876

I had one mates mum's friend do that to me and I went with it then she didnt want to do anything.

Fucking gets off on cock teasing


 No.1879

>>1877

Yeah it is all a bit repetitive, but it is a comfy sort of show.

Do you like Hyacinth? She is made out to be a bit of a monster but I think deep down she is a pretty good girl.


 No.1880

>>1878

The mum who groped my mate was really fat and ugly.They were real bogans.


 No.1881

>>1878

Tell us more about this incident mate. Set the scene for us. What happened exactly?


 No.1882

>>1881

Put your dick away


 No.1883

>>1882

I haven't had it away since I was eleven.


 No.1884

>>1881

I used to go their place occasionally with my mate, he lived with me for a bit because the people I lived with all went back to living with their parents and I used to let random mates stay at mine and shit. They usually shouted me cones or something in exchange so it was all cool.

Anyway I went to his mum and step dads business one time, I used to go there and get pissed and do rugs as they were sort of the richer people in town and they used to have parties at the business yards and sometimes shout drinks and I was a poor NEET who was friends with the family and good mates with her son.

One time I was there smoking cones and her new age hippy friend, who was a bit fat and weird was clearing peoples auras or some shit with incense had come from wherever she came from, I never saw her before or after that night. But I think she was making a joke with my mates mum who also happens to be the mum in >>1867 so I was probably a little horny and I was still a teen so I generally always horny. The new age hippy chick was saying shit that this will make you virile and you will have potent seed or some hippy crap and grabbed my dick which was already half mast, so I grabbed her hips and grinded her and then slip my hands up to her tits and then all of a sudden she made this funny laugh and pushed me away and I tried to get close to her again but she made me feel stupid and it was confusing so I stopped trying.

My mates mum once told me that she'd be my milf when her bf dies because I used to joke (half joke) that I'd fuck his mum and she found out. I wouldn't have though just because it was my mates mum and I liked his step dad. They had a funny relationship where they'd fight all the time then make up or whatever. She told me that in front of him so it was probably just a stab in the guts to him. She lifted her top in front of me once because I wanted to take a pic of her (she still had her bra on) and asked me to walk her home another time all sultry like when we were drinking together at the pub. I didnt because I was probably trying to fuck some local chick and didnt want to stop drinking yet.

We had some kick arse times at the pub though.

The barman who owned it was going through a divorce and was sort of trying to kill himself by drinking himself to death and every night pretty much the locals would lock cunts out when they said the pub was closed then we'd get behind the bar and mke ourselves drinks for stupid prices (we always still payed) like $10 for a litre of vodka in a vase with soft drink. Used to smoke cones at the bar and the barman was half asleep at the bar.

One night he stopped breathing and I had a mental panic attack because I'd never seen it before and gave him cpr but everyone else just told me to settle down as it apparently happened all the time.

There were cameras in the bar so he knew what was going on.


 No.1885

File: ce9656ce298e0a1⋯.jpg (19.81 KB, 306x306, 1:1, line_nt0vm22PRG1spsojg_540.jpg)

>normie outrage over Trump's comments


 No.1886

>>1884

Wow what a crazy upbringing you had mate. Thanks for telling the story.


 No.1887

>>1885

They were crying on CNN.


 No.1888

>>1886

Country life has it's perks.

That mate died and that was one of the things that killed the town for me, I couldn't have fun there anymore and when I left I stopped being in the local band and I was going out with a chick and I really liked her but when I left I just stopped talking to her and I dunno. I try to avoid everyone when I go there now and all my mates from back then are apparently crackheads. When I was there I was the bad kid that people told to stay away from because I'd shout everyone cones if they come around, even people I didnt know, I never really touched harder shit though (pingas three times and a form of acid a couple times) now the 15 year olds are doing fucking meth


 No.1889

>>1885

Normies are outraged at just about anything these days, it's a typical plebian reaction.


 No.1890

>>1888

It seems the country towns get hit hardest by stuff like meth these days. Which is a bit weird because life should be better and quieter in the country. But apparently not.


 No.1891

>>1888

There is going to be a lot of meth head prostitutes when they turn 18. Especially at their age it's really going to fuck them up


 No.1892

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Video


 No.1893

>>1890

>>1891

Yeah it's fucked.


 No.1894

>>1887

>>1889

They definitely are, what annoys me is that we're now being socialized to be equally outraged by whatever the "I JUST CAN'T EVEN" of the day is. If you're not carrying on about it you're seen as a complete monster.

Who the fuck cares about the Logan Paul thing and whatever the east coast metropolitan elites cook up as the KKK BIGOT NAZI WOW JUST WOW of the day. I'm not sure if these people lead such sheltered lives that this genuinely is rattling and spooks them or if everyone is really just trying to out Justin Trudeau each other.

fuuuuuuuck just leave me alone go back to sports and masterchef/my kitchen rules all day fairfox and news corp reeee


 No.1895

I am off to bed. having an early night. Feeling really tired. Been having chest pains again. Hope it is nothing. Don't want to find out.


 No.1896

>>1890

I wonder what the attitude towards it all is, surely people know just how risky and bad it is or is it sort of similar to the U.S. with xanax and all those pills "dude we're being ironic lmao"


 No.1897

>>1892

Watching now.


 No.1898

File: a877dc5eebfe3d8⋯.jpg (2.13 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1515841638256400901716.jpg)

Washing my sheets


 No.1899

>>1892

Great video mate. Really enjoyed it. Nice little slice of life.


 No.1900

>>1898

Good man. Wash those walls too while the sheets are off.


 No.1901

>>1894

Labelling Africa and other countries as a "shit hole" is a new historical label from a president in the white house. No president in history has ever openly described a country that way in a meeting


 No.1902

>>1898

Might want to give the wall a bit of a scrub too.


 No.1903

>>1892

Comfy video, your video seems to have quite an orange-ish tinge or is it just life as a non-east coast NEET?


 No.1904

>>1901

Who the fuck knows what other Presidents have said in private meetings?


 No.1905

File: a37fa9ea889fb42⋯.jpg (63.52 KB, 1033x614, 1033:614, a37.jpg)

>>1898

The virgin single bed


 No.1906

>>1898

With fire?


 No.1907

>>1899

cheers

>>1903

might've been my finger over the lens. I dont really know how to take videos.

I didnt see an orange tinge though in most of it. Might just be the SA feels cutting through.


 No.1908

>>1907

I didn't notice any orange tinge mate. It all looked good.


 No.1909

>>1907

>>1908

fuck I've got flux on nvm lol


 No.1910

>>1907

How can you drive by yourself on your Ls?


 No.1911

>>1904

Public meeting among both sides of politics to discuss changes to legislation. It could have been said by many presidents privately but never in an open discussion. That's a significant step forward


 No.1912

>>1909

haha you goose.


 No.1913

>>1911

Are you trolling?


 No.1914

>>1910

I'm on my p2's the other side of the plate has the P's


 No.1915

>>1896

Rural people are often poorer and, honestly, there's fuck all else to do anyway


 No.1916

>>1912

To it's credit you know it's alright when you don't even notice. I've only been using it for 4 days and don't even notice it's on anymore and have been sleeping easier.


 No.1917

>>1916

What is it? is it like a dimmer for the screen?


 No.1918

>>1917

I have one as well, its called f.lux and it reduces eyestrain and brightness, and you can manually change it


 No.1919

>>1918

> f.lux

>Is your computer keeping you up late? f.lux is a free download that warms up your computer display at night, to match your indoor lighting.

>to match your indoor lighting.

so it turns the computer off?


 No.1920

>>1918

OS X has the shit built into it. You just enable it.

>>1919

It makes it reddish. Supposedly you will get sleepy if there's less blue. Or something.


 No.1921

>>1890

It depends where you are, some places are rich well of areas where as some are ex mining towns which are out in the middle of nowhere and were full of poor people to begin with.

>>1892

Is that an anime girl? I can't really see it. If any neet passes it again can they take a photo? I live too far away.


 No.1922

Hey NEETs had a pretty comfy day today, when for a drive and stopped at a servo for lunch which was a pepsi and pie before going on a quick NEETshop, then came home and mummybot had made a cake and some coffee because she had some people coming over so that was nice, then had some chicken that I bought from a stacey in the woolies deli that went to my high school, didn't sperg out this time and actually smiled at her and said hello, apart from that just sat around and played vidya and fixed shit up on my shitbox laptop, also realised that I'm now 48 hours booze free


 No.1923

>>1922

That sounds very nice mate. Always like having a cuppa and some cake with mum .


 No.1924

>>1922

>48 hours booze free

That's how long I managed this year before buying another cask. What sort of cake did your mum make?


 No.1925

File: e23510041d4666f⋯.jpg (266.46 KB, 682x1024, 341:512, Askew_efs_wonderwalls_smal….jpg)

File: 4e31c6f39f8c330⋯.jpg (78.67 KB, 400x479, 400:479, d721825b95b5b838af049d05e0….jpg)

File: 78bcc98b7d933bc⋯.jpg (415.97 KB, 1200x600, 2:1, portadelaide-main.jpg)

File: 1e0a0474ed34d07⋯.jpg (87.19 KB, 539x960, 539:960, street-art-port-adelaide-w….jpg)

>>1921

I watched the video when I got to the beach and saw that it wasnt very clear and planned to go back past it but I went a different way and forgot.

it's an anime black fella (I think) I fucked up the joke by having a shit camera There's a bunch of paintings like it there

It's the first one.


 No.1926

>>1919

>>1920

Pretty much, it adjusts the blue-ish tinge of the screen which can mess with your brain's chemistry for extended periods of time.

There's a whole range of thought that has gone into the blue-screen nature of our electronic devices and it fucking with us, I think the newer iPhones have it enabled by default but I may be wrong.


 No.1927

>>1922

>mummybot had made a cake

Did you give her belly a rub for being a good girl?

>didn't sperg out this time

that's good to hear


 No.1928

File: 42b84d3dc48784d⋯.jpg (2.31 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1515843522251468746886.jpg)

>>1900

>>1902

Finished cleaning the walls, that black shit won't come off I'll need to paint it


 No.1929

>>1928

Jesus mate, what's got in to you?


 No.1930

>>1925

Ahh, it's even hard to tell from that image, I guess you could call her an anime girl.


 No.1931

are you guys fat?

t.asker of questions


 No.1932

>>1931

fitneet, 73kgs


 No.1933

File: 2c443a070e0ba1a⋯.png (4.63 KB, 220x94, 110:47, ausirp.png)


 No.1934

>>1923

Yeah another nice thing is that it's now raining here in Melbourne meaning that the heat has gone away

>>1924

Planning to make it up to either a week or 10 days, but going for another drive to Gippsland tomorrow so hopefully won't be tempted by any Dan's one the way, she made a chocolate

kind of cake

>>1927

>belly a rub

No

Sperg out story coming soon


 No.1935

>>1932

how tall are you?


 No.1936

>>1931

Fatneet, 120kg


 No.1937

>>1935

177cm


 No.1938

>>1933

As a Moroccan, hw often do you rp as an Aussie qldNEET?


 No.1939

This flux thing might take some getting used to


 No.1940

File: 0f1c59996e2590f⋯.png (157.4 KB, 409x409, 1:1, 1488181705001.png)

>>1936

how tall are you?

>>1937

you're a small guy but good height/weight ratio


 No.1941

>>1930

I dont watch anime, it was a cartoon chick and that's what I think an anime girl is.


 No.1942

>>1940

thx m8


 No.1943

>>1940

174cm


 No.1944

>>1943

fat fuck


 No.1945

>>1944

I love how you say he's a fat fuck, even if he was 210cm at 120kg he'd be fat if he didn't work out what were you thinking m8? haha


 No.1946

>>1931

>>1935

6'

~172lbs

===

182.88cm

~78kg


 No.1947

>>1944

Reported


 No.1948

>>1945

but at least he would be tall

>>1946

nice


 No.1949

>>1948

true


 No.1950

>>1946

I'm a privileged white male VPN and my GF RPs as an SJW sometimes and that's my que to fuck her so I "pretend" rape her and she complains the whole time. It's so fucking hot. It's better than when we tried her RPing as Anne Frank.


 No.1951

Vpn and tor posting should be banned


 No.1952

>>1951

I'll get off when my neettube torrents finish.


 No.1953

>>1951

No, I don't want the gov knowing I come here or anything else I do on the net


 No.1954

>>1951

i agree

i dont post from tor,h8chan is just too 89iq to see from what country i am sometimes


 No.1955

>>1954

I choose to believe you're in that tiny area of land in near like Syria or some shit that is unclaimed by any country. Unless it's been claimed by a country since that guy claimed it to make his daughter a princess for her birthday.


 No.1956

File: a7a5affd97fb220⋯.jpg (27.43 KB, 400x490, 40:49, ebinsoldier.jpg)

>>1955

something like that


 No.1957

>>1956

Okay good. I'd have a moment and probably get arrested if I were to be wrong.


 No.1958

Jail fucking sucks. There are so many niggers there.


 No.1959

>>1931

73kg at 177cm as well.


 No.1960

>>1931

175cm and 80kg

I look like a fat piece of shit (because I am) but I used to be 130kg when I was 16 so it's not so bad


 No.1961

>>1951

I don't want mummybot getting letters saying I've been downloading Yuru Yuri mate


 No.1962

File: bfe2165f4b99a4b⋯.jpg (9.33 KB, 186x356, 93:178, hlp.jpg)

>>1960

>>1959

>everyone on this board is a small guy

what do they put in the anglo water supply


 No.1963

>>1961

She can't tell that can she???

>>1962

Fluoride, most Anglos are fat though.


 No.1964

>>1962

Am I small?

>>1963

I'm not fat =[


 No.1965

>>1960

Good job on your weight loss, I'm the same height but have always stayed around 65kg. I can't even imaging what I'd look like at 80kg.


 No.1966

File: 947ae789a2b4c1c⋯.jpeg (16.79 KB, 376x391, 376:391, images (51).jpeg)

>>1961

>>1961

Good taste. Gooktoon Zoloft.


 No.1967

>>1965

>~5'9"

>143lbs

Hi numale.


 No.1968

>>1963

There's a very slight chance the japanese jews might send a letter via the isp

>>1965

65kg is about where I'm aiming at. I'd be there now if I had kept at it, but that's life.

>>1966

You too neeto. Cute girls doing cute things makes a hard day a little easier.


 No.1969

>>1964

You probably are a bit, I'm one of the 73/177s and I still kind of have a belly, that's why I am currently losing wait, I use to be 79kg a few


 No.1970

Roses are red, my balls are blue

If you don't fuck me

I'll fucking rape you


 No.1971

>>1969

>You probably are a bit,

Small or fat nigger?


 No.1972

>>1968

What other cgdct series do you like?

Cardcaptor Sakura is my favorite


 No.1973

>>1967

>lbs

You dont get to voice your opinion here mate


 No.1974

>>1973

I do soo.

See;

>>1933


 No.1975

>>1964

>am i small

for me_


 No.1976

>>1969

hello fellow master race NEET

when will we get these big boy NEETs into line?


 No.1977

>>1974

Well at least use kilos so we can pretend you're not a yank or whatnot.


 No.1978

>>1976

>when will we get these big boy NEETs into line?

We dont get to critique the exceptional sized NEETs, if anything we should be trying to reach their level.


 No.1979

>>1977

I'm trying newfriend. I get confused sometimes.


 No.1980

File: 864ec10f8d42ea2⋯.jpg (20.55 KB, 488x366, 4:3, Bale.jpg)

>>1968

>Cute girls doing cute things makes a hard day a little easier

I've been banned on /aus for posting just that. Although the 'cute girls' I posted were of the 3D variety, which seems to upset some folk


 No.1981

>>1979

I get depressed sonetimes


 No.1982

>>1981

I get undressed sometimes


 No.1983

>>1982

Lies


 No.1984

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>1983

Caught me out

>bass line is so phat in this


 No.1985

>>1972

I really liked Hidamari Sketch and Minami-ke, but there are so many out there in the same vein that it's always easy to find another to enjoy. I haven't actually watched Cardcaptor Sakura, I almost picked it up before this season started but I don't really have time to add shows lately.

>>1980

That's because actual kids are icky and gross


 No.1986

>>1982

gay cunt


 No.1987

>>1981

Me too, me too. It's a hard life.


 No.1988

Ok NEETs time for another spergout story

>year 9

>cricketchad and half abo kid still won't leave me alone

>science class was their favourite time to strike as they could get away with shit because the teacher was an old dumb boomer woman

>one day have to make slideshows with a partner about something or other

>I do it myself because I was a loner autist

>absolutely spill my spaghetti when I have to present in front of the class

>the cricketchad notices this and starts yelling "nice one spastic" while I'm presenting

>then it is his turn to present

>on one of his slides it is just a full screen picture of my face from what must have been a school photo edited onto a porn shoot of a huge fat woman only where it was her head it was mine

>whole class bursts into laughter

>at this point I lose my shit

>yell out "fuck you, you piece of shit"

>for some reason there's an entire box of scissors and other asorted stationary lying near where I'm sitting

>grab scissors, pens, rulers and any thing else in the box I can get my hands on

>start throwing them at the chad

>sadly miss

>the entire class is in uproar

>a roastie is screaming

Luckily I got off scot free because "muh assburgers" but as a result so did the chad and continued to fuck with me


 No.1989

>>1988

Hitler, I understand but why didn't you just stab him in the eye with a scissors?


 No.1990

>>1988

>on one of his slides it is just a full screen picture of my face from what must have been a school photo edited onto a porn shoot of a huge fat woman only where it was her head it was mine

not trying to be a cunt but i would've laughed too as long as I wasnt you in that situation


 No.1991

>>1989

Idk, I was really autistic back then

>>1990

To be fair I would have as well if it wasn't me but it was an extermely degrading and embrassing experience for me


 No.1992

File: 5060150f44639f4⋯.png (151.25 KB, 335x415, 67:83, topkex.png)

>>1988

<FACK YA, YA PEACE A SHIT! *throws scissors and pens*

are there screencaps of your other stories?


 No.1993

>>1991

>Idk, I was really autistic back then

That's no excuse. That's more of a reason for why you should have. Shit anon, you were so autistic you couldn't even sperg out correctly.


 No.1994

>>1992

Think he only posted two others and they are in this and the past two threads


 No.1995

>>1992

I will go back and cap them now


 No.1996

>>1978

you're on


 No.1997

File: 80290a54f38c5f6⋯.png (42.45 KB, 1195x380, 239:76, sperg4.PNG)

File: fb0c0cc42b7a45c⋯.png (35.44 KB, 873x381, 291:127, sperg3.PNG)

File: 219752ca85db3af⋯.png (35.03 KB, 1118x345, 1118:345, sperg2.PNG)

File: b9fbcdc382e7a66⋯.png (17.84 KB, 1289x126, 1289:126, sperg1.PNG)


 No.1998

File: 81e038d50528954⋯.png (42.98 KB, 285x345, 19:23, hmm.png)

I think there's a metaphor here.


 No.1999

File: e7d6e70ce29a70b⋯.jpg (9.54 KB, 219x230, 219:230, cuteapu.jpg)

>>1997

thank you cunt

did i use cunt right


 No.2000

>>1999

Not many of us know how to use cunts at all.


 No.2001

>>1525

i thought i was the only one neurotic about this


 No.2002

File: 7a60751970d4aa0⋯.jpeg (11.79 KB, 300x300, 1:1, images (46).jpeg)

>>2000

Delete this


 No.2003

File: 2030281cc090a61⋯.jpg (51.69 KB, 620x670, 62:67, 1429794550645.jpg)

>>1997

the fuck

getting bullied by a abo must be like getting bullied by a talking monkey


 No.2004

>>2001

That's how cumdies are made, for me anyway


 No.2005

>>2003

bit racist tbh


 No.2006

>>1993

Believe me I was, I would have like this weird thing where I wanted to hurt people that made me mad but not too bad so I wouldn't get into trouble

>>1999

No problem

>>2003

Like I said he was only half or maybe even 1/4 abo, still your post made me kek


 No.2007

Threads a bit slow, where'd you all go or what are you all up to?


 No.2008

>>2007

I'm trying to decide what movie to watch


 No.2009

File: 0f1c59996e2590f⋯.png (157.4 KB, 409x409, 1:1, 1488181705001.png)

>>2007

im hungover and will probably get back into bed soon and comfy my shit up


 No.2010

>>2008

Watch Deconstructing Harry, good, clean Jewish fun.


 No.2011

>>2009

What time is it in your neck of the woods?


 No.2012


 No.2013

>>2012

You'll be right as rain by night time


 No.2014

>>2007

It's Saturday night m80, we're all 'Netflix and chill' with our very own Stacy


 No.2015

>>2014

You named your onahole?


 No.2016

File: 5b70fc6eca6986d⋯.jpg (64.55 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1514092536967.jpg)

>>2014

y-yeah


 No.2017

File: 79154d3aa5237f9⋯.webm (8.66 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, straya.webm)

is this daily life in straya?


 No.2018

#YOLONEETlyf2018

We're all going to make it.


 No.2019

>>2018

Why did you waste the le current year number post like this


 No.2020

>>2017

I like how it's upside down


 No.2021

>>2015

lel, never owned one. But I do have a Fleshlight which I just call Fleshlight…


 No.2022

>>2021

at least call it fleshlight-chan


 No.2023

>tfw going to bed depressed


 No.2024

>>2023

have a wank


 No.2025

File: feb9a6c9857a6dc⋯.png (19.71 KB, 300x100, 3:1, Banner12.png)

File: d61ec5cbe0e897b⋯.png (44.91 KB, 300x100, 3:1, Banner13.png)

File: 3f913cebcc158f3⋯.png (23.86 KB, 300x100, 3:1, Banner14.png)

File: c5195b4c0f355b0⋯.png (84.49 KB, 300x100, 3:1, Banner15.png)

More new ones.


 No.2026

>>2025

Damn those neets shoving their way into the holy six


 No.2027

>>2026

Our word is law and they will obey.


 No.2028

>>2027

They better iron my cumdies properly


 No.2029

>>2028

They're NEETs, they'll probably just give you back someone elses.


 No.2030

Good night friends.


 No.2031

>>2029

We'll all end up with neetking's various sexual diseases that way


 No.2032

>>2023

Wake up happy for once

>>2030

Good night, my only friend


 No.2033

File: dc1fe7939ed0b02⋯.jpg (49.76 KB, 655x527, 655:527, helb.jpg)

>>2030

frend


 No.2034

How is it this late already?


 No.2035

>>2034

time flies when you're having fun


 No.2036

Alright NEETs goodnight


 No.2037

>>2034

Time stops for no NEET not even when we 'have a wank'


 No.2038

>>1925

>anime

Not even close. Look's like some high schoolers drawing ffs.

>>2014

>tfw you don't give (((netflix))) any money or views


 No.2039

>>2038

I don't think Netflix and chill actually requires a netflix subscription neeto


 No.2040

>smash two packets of instant noodles

>instantly regret doing so

This is why I can't gain weight

>>2038

>>2039

Goodnight m80s


 No.2041

>>2040

You need to learn to use that regret to fuel more binge eating


 No.2042

Good morning


 No.2043

Very peculiar, seems the NEETs have all learnt to sleep at appropriate times on this board, there's no posts from the wee hours like usual.


 No.2044

>>2042

Good morning mate.

Taking doggo for a walk. Hopefully it is early enough to avoid any normies.


 No.2045

>>2044

You'd think it would be pretty comfy, there'd be next to noone even on the roads going to work.

Enjoy your walk.


 No.2046

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Woke up with this stuck in my head, don't think I've ever even listened to it before, not properly anyway. I had to just type in the lyrics I thought it had as I didn't know what song it was. Maybe I heard it on the radio yesterday or something.

The backup vocals are pretty cool and his little dance with his arms is strange.


 No.2047

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I unironically used to think this song was about me.


 No.2048

>>2045

Me and doggo just got back. We only encountered one normie on the street, and we didn't walk past each other he was a little way ahead. Saw my neighbour over the road in his yard on the way back though. That was a little disappointing.

I would love to live out bush in the middle of nowhere one day. Have a hundred acres or so.


 No.2049

>>1922

Sounds like you had a good day.


 No.2050

>>1928

Huge improvement. Well done.


 No.2051

>>2048

Yeah, that kind of life would be good, especially if you could make it financially viable.

I saw a thing on landline ages ago of this couple in Tasmania that had (I think this is right) the only wasabi farm in southern hemisphere. They looked like ex-hippies all cooked and shit but they made it work.

I think it was on landline, in that same bit I found out that the wasabi that you get from sushi shops isn't really wasabi (unless you go to a fancy sushi shop - I've only had real wasabi once and that was an expensive place) and real wasabi doesnt turn into a paste. You have to mix it a bit in the soy sauce to make it more malleable. The "wasabi" they use in those little packets and the squeeze tubes is actually just horseradish with green food colouring (wasabi is a type of horseradish so I guess it's not that different).


 No.2052

Plan for the morning:

Walk the doggo.

Clean the BBQ.


 No.2053

>>2004

Sometimes I need to put my hand down the front of my undies, pull my foreskin back and scoop any surplus cum that is oozing out onto my fingers and then I go wash it off. I hate the feeling of having a wet sticky knob.


 No.2054

>>2025

Another top shelf bunch of banners mate. You are an absolute legend.


 No.2055

>>2052

Sounds like a nice morning.


 No.2056

>>2043

Only the most disordered and deranged NEETs stayed behind at the other place.


 No.2057

>>2046

Not a great song in my opinion. Something about it rubs me the wrong way.


 No.2058

>>2054

I was thinking while making them that maybe there should be a font that all of "/ausneets/" (the word in the banners) should be.

I need to work out how to make gif banners too.

>>2056

I haven't closed the other thread, no-ones posted there either.

I've got the f.lux thing on now and maybe that's why the NEETs go to bed at the right time.


 No.2059

>>2047

Are you vain?


 No.2060

>>2051

Yeah I had heard that bout wasabi. I've never tried it or horseradish either.


 No.2061

>>2059

with an apricot scarf strategically placed over my shoulder


 No.2062

>>2061

That sort of outfit would draw rapeneet to you very fast.


 No.2063

>>2058

Maybe the comfy and relaxed vibe at /ausneets/ has cured the NEETs of their insomnia. Finally they can relax.


 No.2064

>>2062

I'm spoiled meat, he doesn't usually have the same meal twice.

>>2063

I think the ones that were left were still going through their heavy /pol/ stage so maybe they went there to argue.


 No.2065

Time to wage.

>Brendan Fraser png.


 No.2066

>>2064

There is a militant nazi there as well as a militant "only literal NEETs should be allowed to post" guy. They might be the same person.


 No.2067

>>2065

Good luck mate. Don't wear yourself out.


 No.2068

>>2055

Doggo walk is complete. He's small, old, and slow, so 15-20 minutes is enough.

The only crappy bit of cleaning the BBQ up (a Weber kettle) is spraying the oven cleaner. Nasty stuff. The pressure washer bit should be fun.


 No.2069

>>2068

Do you use the BBQ a lot?


 No.2070

>>2069

Yeah, at least 4 nights a week.

The actual grill (cooking surface) is relatively self cleaning. Just give it a scrub next time you light it.

The inside of the kettle bowl gets gunked up after a couple of years of continuous use and ash sticks to the gunk, and (in my opinion) it stops being as heat efficient as when the glossy enamel is showing. So I tear it down every couple of years and get it clean.


 No.2071

>>2070

How many people do you cook for?


 No.2072

>>2071

Just me usually. Sometimes Mummybot and or my sister and brother-in-law if they visit.


 No.2073

>>2072

Are you a big neet?


 No.2074

>>2073

5'6, 124kg :-( Dropped ~3.5kg since New Year's Day.

The BBQ is good for weight loss. It's the other processed shit I was stuffing in that made me a fat cunt.


 No.2075

>>2074

>Dropped ~3.5kg since New Year's Day

Well done mate.

Yeah you are probably better off eating honest barbecued meat than processed junk and carbs.


 No.2076

The husband of the couple that bought the house next door is always in the front and backyard by the fence. Always wants to talk.

Starting to feel triggered in my own home.


 No.2077

>>2076

I know those feelings. I check out the windows before I go outside to make sure the coast is clear.

I just want to be left alone and to be able to relax in solitude but there are people right on top of me.


 No.2078

>>2077

Yeah, I'm having to check out the window or backdoor now.

I like to do metal work occasionally, which involves making noise, and I've stopped doing that because of the attention.

I also used to be able to take a rifle in the backyard if I'd taken the scope off and put it back on so I could check it was positioned correctly in natural light. Can't do that any more.


 No.2079

>tfw woke up depressed


 No.2080

>>2078

People aren't meant to live on top of each other like this.

I yearn for the freedom of some land of my own. Hopefully one day.


 No.2081

>>2079

Well when you go to bed depressed you can't expect it to miraculously fix itself overnight.


 No.2082

>>2080

Yeah.

These are quarter-acre blocks, so there's no need for him to be on the fence line all the time.

He even installed a big window into the side of his shed, and that faces into my yard.

He's removed practically all of the trees and shrubbery that was along the fence on his side, so the screening they provided has gone.


 No.2083

>>2082

My neighbour removed all the screening trees along the fence too. He did it before I moved in but he was telling me how proud he was of doing it because now he doesn't have to worry about cleaning up the branches they used to drop. Completely fucking insane.


 No.2084

>>2025

tfw too many quality banners


 No.2085

File: baafadd1d8b1abc⋯.jpg (119.57 KB, 1024x661, 1024:661, 1465882513447.jpg)

>>2084

We are truly blessed.


 No.2086

>>2083

I think I might save up and point some cameras into his yard and see how he likes it. Then when he complains put up some kind of 12 or 16 foot privacy screen on my side of the fence.


 No.2087

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>2048

>>2051

tfw this will never be you


 No.2088

File: 86768246962fee8⋯.jpg (87.54 KB, 700x488, 175:122, 9040400c33488774359f76283e….jpg)

>>2082

>He's removed practically all of the trees and shrubbery that was along the fence on his side, so the screening they provided has gone.

>>2083

>My neighbour removed all the screening trees along the fence too. He did it before I moved in but he was telling me how proud he was of doing it because now he doesn't have to worry about cleaning up the branches they used to drop. Completely fucking insane.

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MY STREET WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE NORMIES AND WANTING TO LIVE WITH NO TREES OR BUSHES AND JUST 40C AUSTRALIAN HEAT ROASTING YOUR BOGAN MCMANSION, ROOF TILES AND THE TARMAC STREET WITH NOTHING BUT A LITTLE GRASS PATCH REEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.2089

>>2087

I can dream.


 No.2090

>>2088

The world has gone insane m8.


 No.2091

>>2053

this is why i won't stay long here. should ban gay stuff


 No.2092

>>2091

Probably need to ban circumcized 'people' too. Almost certainly jews.


 No.2093

>>2091

At the other place someone could dump 500 unspoilered images of guys sucking each others cocks and it wouldn't get removed until the next day. And then they can reset their router and come back and do it all again.


 No.2094

>>2086

>12 or 16 foot privacy screen

I dream of such things. I have actually been looking at trees and bushes to plant for privacy. The problem is they take at least a couple of years to grow to a decent height.


 No.2095

>>2094

Yeah. I'm no green thumb, and I'd just risk the fucker cutting it down or poisoning it. Screwing some sheet metal to posts I can do.


 No.2096

>>2095

I wish I knew how to screw sheet metal to posts. I need to up my handyman skills but I don't know where to start.


 No.2097

>>2096

Youtube has a shitload of that sort of thing.

I'm kind of lucky in that my grandfather ran an engineering (machining) business after WWII. When he died my father inherited most of his tools and stuff, in addition to his own. When my father died about 10 years ago I got all his stuff. So I'm fairly well equipped tool-wise.

When I was a teenager, my old man made me do a lot of different jobs about the home, or at least made me watch him do them. It used to piss me off at the time (he and I used to rub each other the wrong way constantly), but I'm grateful now that I know how to do a few things and can research the things I don't.


 No.2098

File: 08f93ecb9df0586⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1000x1000, 1:1, reereee.png)

I tried to compress all of domestic normiedom into a single image, how did I go?

I've realized that you really have 3 different normies and would need to break it down into a 18-30 bracket, 30-65 bracket and 65+ bracket, this takes inspiration from all.

I think most normies could have no personal rights or freedoms and just work 5 days a week colouring pieces of paper but as long as they had these things I think the majority would be fine.


 No.2099

>>2098

>I think most normies could have no personal rights or freedoms and just work 5 days a week colouring pieces of paper but as long as they had these things I think the majority would be fine.

> just work 5 days a week colouring pieces of paper but as long as they had these things

That's a job in Cenno processing paperwork


 No.2100

>>2097

I wish someone had taught me how to do stuff. I have looked on YouTube but a lot of the stuff that calls itself basic still looks a bit too much for me.

It doesn't help that I am really intimidated about going to the hardware store. I don't feel like I belong there. I lack the courage to ask questions and reveal my ignorance.


 No.2101

>>2098

There are lots of different kinds of normies. They are all awful though.


 No.2102

>>2100

You can't really screw things up too badly.

What I sometimes do if I'm unsure is buy an extra bit of scrap wood or an offcut of metal and do a test run. Drill a pilot hole, drive a screw in, or whatever the case may be. You can also test paint, glue, etc the same way.


 No.2103

>>2098

>I think most normies could have no personal rights or freedoms and just work 5 days a week colouring pieces of paper

They think the same of us, hence WFD


 No.2104

>>2102

Yeah. I think my main problem is that I have felt too intimidated by it all to even try. But that is dumb. I really should just throw myself in. If I fuck a few things up then that is not the end of the world and I will learn from my mistakes.


 No.2105

>>2104

That's the spirit!

Avoid plumbing and electricity for the most part. Changing tap washers and light switches and the like isn't hard, but you do need to know what you're doing. Particularly where electricity is concerned.


 No.2106

>>2100

You'd be surprised how many people are completely ignorant about all sorts of things.


 No.2107

>>2104

I also get a nice sense of achievement about having done or made something with my hands. I can work 40 hours as a computer wagie and have nothing to show for my efforts. Build a box or something on the weekend however, and I feel something.


 No.2108

File: b89e85783f6bae4⋯.jpg (4.3 KB, 193x199, 193:199, 1501935450877.jpg)

>mfw have to go into Melbourne CBD to see my former boss now

I only agreed to it on the basis that I might get more work and I'm short on cash and cenno is of no help of late, that and I have to go there to pick up a computer part I bought off gumtree, anyway I've got a nice comfy car trip down to Gippsland planned later for the day, so that should compensate


 No.2109

>>2108

Two memes in one day, that's quite a journey


 No.2110

There was a time when Sunday would have meant something to me. But the days have lost all meaning to me now. The NEET life grinds the calendar into dust.


 No.2111

>>2108

>cenno is of no help of late,

Are you receiving a payment? Is their hold up in receiving a payment?

>But the days have lost all meaning to me now. The NEET life grinds the calendar into dust.

>ITKF


 No.2112

File: d612a734660c7ae⋯.png (56.5 KB, 1379x2031, 1379:2031, d612a734660c7aeb4813de9d79….png)

>>2110

I forgot to quote your post.

I like the weekends as I can do any normie administrative work (contacting people about work) and I will not expect a reply until Monday onward. When you do receive contact it feels that you have achieved something


 No.2113

I'm an idiot. Coated the weber in oven cleaner and left it for half an hour. Sprayed it off with the pressure washer. Was smart enough to put safety glasses on. Felt my face stinging and ignored it thinking it was just water from the pressure. Went back inside about half hour later and looked in the mirror and see blobs of oven cleaner on my face. Wash those off and the skin is bubbling away. One patch has eaten through to the meat underneath. GF 2018 may have suffered another setback.


 No.2114

>>2113

>One patch has eaten through to the meat underneath.

Go see Dr Pajeet. For 2nd degree burns you can get a cream that helps speed it up the healing. I burned myself with plastic, ripped it off after not releasing it was melted on. I kept the wound clean but the fucker was only slowly healing. I got some cream from the Dr and it helped speed it up with a more noticeable recovery


 No.2115

>>2113

Strewth mate you might need to pop into the emergency department.


 No.2116

>>2113

I'm sure some women love the arson victim look neet


 No.2117

>>2114

>>2115

I'll be right, fellas. Stuck my face in the shower for a bit and have some medicine from Dans in the fridge.


 No.2118

>>2116

If you have the right attitude to go with it they probably do.

>>2117

That's the spirit.


 No.2119

>>2113

What colour is your weber? I have always most admired the red ones.


 No.2120

>>2119

Mine's a black one. It's the fancy one they released back in the 90's that has the ash bucket underneath and a thermometer on the lid.

There are some nice ones out there, green and burgundy included, but I think they're from generations past.


 No.2121

File: 232c8a32276aee8⋯.png (81.04 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 232c8a32276aee8629150611c1….png)

>>2117

>have some medicine from Dans in the fridge.

Always providing the appropriate therapeutic goods NEETs require


 No.2122

>>2120

Yeah it is always sad to see an older one neglected and rusting out in someone's yard.

They used to be made with much more quality. I have the cheapo weber I bought a few years back and the legs are so cheap and weak you can bend them like they are made of aluminium foil.


 No.2123

A quick google suggests nobody has made a weber kettle Pepe :-(


 No.2124

>>2122

Probably got outsourced to China, just like everything else.


 No.2125

>>2123

Well get to it m8.


 No.2126

>>2125

alas I have no artistic ability


 No.2127

can't we go back to /aus/ now?


 No.2128

>>2127

You never left. And no "we" can't go back. It is much better here. None of the problems over there have been resolved.


 No.2129

>>2126

Same here. Although it is as much technical ability that is lacking as artistic ability. I wish they had taught me photoshop at school. They taught me spreadsheet bullshit but not photo or video editing which would actually have been useful.


 No.2130

>>2127

Nice try old BO


 No.2131

>>2130

BO because he stinks lmao


 No.2132

>>2129

Learning how to make pepes is not really important enough to be part of the public education curriculum


 No.2133

>>2132

I don't agree with that.


 No.2134

>>2131

Gotem


 No.2135

>>2129

When I was in HS the computers were so shitty like their network, which at times was just managing Word and PowerPoint. I would have loved to learned more about Photoshop and video editing, but it would have been uphill battle teaching beyond the real basics when addressing more technical aspects with the equipment


 No.2136

>>2133

If every chad and stacy learned how to do it the market would crash


 No.2137

>>2126

That is why that stupid meme is so popular, it's actually detrimental to have artistic ability when making them.


 No.2138

>>2135

My HS computer lessons consistes of sneakily playing Stick Cricket instead of "researching" some bullshit topic


 No.2139

>>2137

Memes are made for retards by retards and that's the way it should be


 No.2140

>>2137

No there are some really good Pepes.


 No.2141

>>2138

>Stick Cricket

For me it was Granny's garden. I think we might be of different generations.


 No.2142

>>2141

I remember Granny's Garden from Junior Primary School. That was on Amstrad CPC.


 No.2143

>>2138

>>2141

>not playing motherload and that Stickman RPG with the boys


 No.2144

>>2142

I think I played on Commodore 64.


 No.2145

File: d43abedc29b043e⋯.png (10.69 KB, 724x588, 181:147, d43abedc29b043eb40901a4661….png)

File: c1ed8ed64050f9d⋯.jpg (21.51 KB, 498x401, 498:401, c1ed8ed64050f9d40c2a5bd8f5….jpg)

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File: 7607679e7bfa026⋯.png (112.36 KB, 511x671, 511:671, 7607679e7bfa0269627a0e19d8….png)

>>2140

See the attached


 No.2146

>>2145

Pepe is true art.


 No.2147

Just did the pile of dishes I'd been neglecting for a couple of weeks. Some of the cutlery had started to rust.


 No.2148

>>2111

I'm ineligible for YA because mummybot owns a nice house so I fail the means test and am unsure how to get on newstart, for now I get money of doing delivery runs for this chinks bike business or through selling things on Gumtree, but it's getting bad so I think I'll ever look at wagie going or getting on to new start

>>2109

It is indeed


 No.2149

>>2148

>I'm ineligible for YA because mummybot owns a nice house so I fail the means test

I live with mummybot who owns a house and this has not been a problem for me when claiming YA.

For Newstart:

https://www.humanservices.gov.au/individuals/services/centrelink/newstart-allowance/how-claim

Each day you wait is a day you are not paid for.


 No.2150

>>2147

jesus I feel like a piece of shit when I leave them for a day


 No.2151

>>2150

I don't do them until I start seeing mould growing.


 No.2152

>>2151

Don't you worry about food poising when the plates are later used? I understand that it is cleaned off but that would be a concern of mine


 No.2153

File: 8874b4b7e158b78⋯.png (247.06 KB, 500x475, 20:19, 1474022806491.png)

>>2152

The NEET life has many perils. We must be brave and face them.


 No.2154

>>2153

>We must be brave and face them.

True


 No.2155

File: 769447b8672f839⋯.png (18.87 KB, 646x193, 646:193, Sunday Heatwave.png)

>>2113

Holy fuck m8, hope you were exaggerating on that face wound. Sounds gnarly, what do they put in that shit?


 No.2156

>>2155

My nuts stay dry until it gets to 40c.


 No.2157

>>2156

My nuts are always surrounded by a cooling layer of precum


 No.2158

>>2157

Sounds comfy.


 No.2159

Is it possible to get yourself to care less about other people? I always feel bad for other people for things they have that are bad in their lives. I even find myself feeling sorry for people who have much better lives than myself.

It makes me depressed all the time.


 No.2160

>>2159

Have you tried being a bitter loser


 No.2161

>>2160

I think I am one aren't I?


 No.2162

Hey ne


 No.2163

Hey NEETS im back from my roadTrip


 No.2164

>>2163

Tell us all about it mate.


 No.2165

>>2162

eets


 No.2166

>>1821

Im bajo so I'm the only one who hasn't


 No.2167

>>2166

lol that poor bastard.


 No.2168

File: f6925442b8b44f4⋯.jpg (244.06 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, IMG_20180113_204821.jpg)

File: df272049092092c⋯.jpg (300.37 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, IMG_20180113_124518.jpg)

File: 89c22e006076586⋯.jpg (274.02 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, IMG_20180113_124518_1.jpg)

File: 3520af972aeb25b⋯.jpg (377.16 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, IMG_20180113_131222.jpg)

File: ea7d027da57a37d⋯.jpg (379.59 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, IMG_20180113_070923.jpg)

>>2164

It was mostly driving as by the time I got somewhere I realized I ran out of money

I also now know what gookneet means by you probably need to bring friends but my only friends are here


 No.2169

>>2167

Never going to attempt suicide and pussy out again


 No.2170

>>2168

I'll go on a trip with you if you promise not to rape or rob me


 No.2171

>>2170

I'd have to ask the same of you though


 No.2172

>>2168

Very nice photos.


 No.2173

>>2172

Did you laugh at the name Chinkapook


 No.2174

>>2173

I am not capable of laughter in my present state. But I registered it as amusing.


 No.2175

>>2168

How long did the trip last?


 No.2176

>>2174

What happened

>>2175

2 days would of been longer but ran out of money


 No.2177

>>2174

Have a wank


 No.2178

>>2177

Rob a snank


 No.2179

>>2176

>What happened

Life happened is all. My "present state" has been the case for several years now. Just crippling depression.


 No.2180

>>2176

Where did you sleep?


 No.2181

>>2179

Fair enough I'm probably going to get to that stage at some point


 No.2182

>>2052

If only you could've seen into the future you would've given the BBQ-cleaning a miss. RIP m8

>>2108

I wouldn't mind seeing dash-cam footage of your journey into the CBD, it would be comfy viewing. I've only ever been to VIC once when I saw Metallica a few years back, rented a car for a few days though I can't remember much of the areas I drove through apart from the port, some lake, driving past Luna park and driving through St.Kilda area late at night just to see the working girls (didn't pick any up though which I regret).

>>2110

Everyday just Anotherday


 No.2183

>>2180

See pic 5


 No.2184

>>2178

Go do a poo


 No.2185

>>2182

I also once drove through Melbourne once

At peak hour

I still suffer ptsd from that day


 No.2186

>>2184

In a loo


 No.2187

>>2108

Hopefully you're not drunk monk


 No.2188

>>2183

Did you sleep in the car? In a tent?


 No.2189

>>2187

No that is the NEET that transports Chink bikes around I think.


 No.2190

>>2168

Nice pics, did you go for a dip at all?


 No.2191

>>2189

I thought he couldn't drive


 No.2192

>>2190

Nah it was a bit cold


 No.2193

>>2189

So we have multiple Melbourne NEETs now


 No.2194

>>2193

They can't help what their city has become.


 No.2195

>>2194

At least they're bankrupting andrews

And I'm excited to see struggle street S3 and monk


 No.2196

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I watched this video and now I want to try meth. It looks like it might be good to do one time, although obviously doing it all the time would end badly.


 No.2197

>>2196

Let me know when you're giving away blowey joeys for less than a goonbag apiece


 No.2198

>>2197

Second this motion, it would really increase his qualifications for Struggle Street. Simply mention the dicks needing to be sucked to / meth hit ratio should do it. It will be above 10/1


 No.2199

>>2198

>>2197

At least I'd meet some people. So sick of being miserable and alone. this lifestyle is so shit that being a methhead might literally be an improvement.


 No.2200

>>2199

t. has no one in their family who has done drugs


 No.2201

>>2199

No it isn't stick to alcohol and smoking


 No.2202

>>2199

Might as well skip the drugs and go straight to whoring then, at least that way you won't have to steal mummybots tv to buy meth


 No.2203

>>2202

I would need the meth to get the confidence to leave the house to do the whoring.


 No.2204

>>1892

I liked the video. Are you the guy who made the video about mindies a few months ago? Didn't realise you lived in adelaide because I rarely come to aus NEET threads


 No.2205

>>2204

NEETKing made the mindies video, he lives in WA. The video you linked to was made by a different NEET.


 No.2206

>>2204

>I rarely come to aus NEET threads

Why is that?


 No.2207

>>2204

That was about 18 months ago now mate


 No.2208

>>2206

I'm not really that much of a NEET, that's why.

>>2207

God, time flies.


 No.2209

>>2188

In a car


 No.2210

>>2209

Was it uncomfortable?


 No.2211

>>2155

I'm sperging out right now


 No.2212

It's so hot and humid here in adelaide and my breath smells like my cum which I just ate


 No.2213

The Indian drowning videos on liveleak are quite entertaining


 No.2214


 No.2215

>>2212

Really

I was there Yesterday and it was kinda cold and very windy


 No.2216

>>2215

Yeah, it was


 No.2217

>>2155

Sodium hydroxide (lye) mainly.


 No.2218

>>2216

Well have fun


 No.2219

>>2113

You seriously didn't know to take care around oven cleaner?


 No.2220

File: c3fad2836a6cf1c⋯.jpg (12.47 KB, 306x306, 1:1, 1434885018721.jpg)

>>2212

Why would you eat your cum?


 No.2221

>>2219

We all make mistakes m80.


 No.2222

>>2220

So I don't have to worry about cumsocks and cumstains.


 No.2223

>tfw 39c when the forecast was for 34c

I want to die tbh neetos


 No.2224

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>>2222

Do you like the taste?


 No.2225

>>2223

I want to die too but the heat is the least of the reasons.


 No.2226

>>2212

>>2213

Is this what you fapped to, the drowning Indians?


 No.2227

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

The NEETs video at the park got me back into feeding seagulls massive food items. I wanted to find a video of them eating a whole chicken, but I just couldn't


 No.2228

>>2224

Am indifferent to it.


 No.2229

>>2227

He will be an executive sized seagull if he keeps that up


 No.2230

>>2213

Link please.


 No.2231

>>2229

He'll die of a ruptured bum hole if he keeps it up.


 No.2232

>>2228

I would like you to stop eating it please.


 No.2233

>>2231

As shall we all


 No.2234

>>2231

Imagine though, the bird will force it and force it out. I can only hope it lands on someone while it flies away


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 No.2236

>>2232

I appreciate the politeness, but I will not be stopped at request.


 No.2237

Been thinking a lot about Australian butter. Feel sorry for you lads not getting the good stuff


 No.2238

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 No.2239

>>2237

No-one ever said British butter was any better. Danish, French and Irish are all better then UK garbage.


 No.2240

>>2237

My family switched to margarine for a month because the butter just kept melting


 No.2241

>>2239

We just eat Irish and Danish here, I'm not trying to be a butter supremacist


 No.2242

>>2240

Put it in the fridge?


 No.2243

I'm seeing that prostitute tomorrow and I have had a thought. Is it better to not masturbate and then have it all built up when I see her or is it better to do the opposite and do it right before I see her or maybe I should do something in between.


 No.2244

>>2242

Then it'll be too cold to spread and nobody wants to micromanage butter to stay at the right temperature.

>>2243

Are you more worried about premature ejaculation? Then have a wank before. Are you more worried about erectile dysfunction? Then don't have a wank. Not sure? Have a wank.


 No.2245

>>2243

Order a prostitute for an hour beforehand so you get it out of your system


 No.2246

>>2243

I would say don't wank too much beforehand. It depends though on how easy you find it to get hard and to cum. There was a guy here who went to a hooker and couldn't get hard. It is a surprisingly common problem.

If you are worried about cumming too soon with the hooker, you usually pay them for their time. So if you pay for thirty minutes and cum within five, you still have 25 minutes to get hard again and fuck her again. Or you can just spend the 25 minutes left cuddling and feeling her tits.


 No.2247

>>2244

Put it in the microwave for a few seconds


 No.2248

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>>2230

I like this one, god does his best to thin out the pajeet hoard


 No.2249

>>2248

God has no hand in this, they do it themselves.


 No.2250

>>2247

>micromanage butter


 No.2251

>>2244

Easy spread butter?


 No.2252

>>2251

Isn't margarine pretty much just that though.


 No.2253

>>2251

That is butter mixed with vegetable oil. Not really butter at all. And usually not that easy to spread either.


 No.2254

>>2246

Hmm. That makes sense I suppose, I have her for an hour after all.


 No.2255

>>2248

Is that funny to you?


 No.2256

New thread soon lads


 No.2257


 No.2258

>>2254

Yeah it is a newb mistake to cum and then think you have "blown it" and have to leave. If you are horny as fuck then cum three times if you want. Take the full hour.


 No.2259

>>2256

Is it time for scary pepe?


 No.2260

>>2243

Make sure you let us know how it goes with the prostitute mate.


 No.2261

I was going to make the new thread but I'm phoneposting on the shitter right now. Someone else will need to


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 No.2265

>>2263

Just in time




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