Seems people are starting to eat a lot? Did the New Year's resolutions already go out the window?
There is nothing wrong with a big big boi meal monthly fortnightly weekly or several times a week
VPN-NEET why did you come over to the dark side of this forum?
It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is my plan. No one cared who I was until I put on the VPN.
I've already given up on the video, it would be too much work.
You embody the true NEET spirit, nothing to be ashamed of
Good night, my only friends. I shall see you all again some time later today (or 'tomorrow' if you're a Perth-Fag)
I just ran out of vodka and it's past twelve o'clock at night.
How do I produce at least another three or four standard drinks within the next half an hour?
The monotony of it all. I'm supposed to be better, more joyous, but then I ponder my circumstance. The despondent manner I have succumbed to is because of the willpower I lack. My brain has decayed through NEETdom, my body is aching from the hours and then I come home drained, with no passion for anything else. Clock in and clock out.
I get angry at myself for the time I have wasted, what purpose do I have other than being a wageslave? What would I be like if I didn't peddle those years away to video games and internet habits.
As the fool that I am, I tried reasoning with myself. I was learning little smidges of commands, I tried programming but it fell through. Oh but I use GNU/Linux!? I must be proficient and productive..well productive in apt-get,pacman, youtube-dl, mv, rm, etc. This was the deceit that I cast upon myself. It was all for naught, because in the environment around me time was passing by. I was aging physically and my mind was stagnant, if not regressing. Now I've reached the point of no return, but I just need something to push me forward. I do not want to be stuck in this rut, I am a wageslave but I want to do more outside of accumulating work hours. Where do I start though and how is the question that runs through my mind also.
I need a temporary escape, for a short time to distract me and then I can start. I'll go through with it, because I can't handle the pain of my failure.
Real men do both simultaneously when lacking alcohol.
I just had a wank but couldn't piss
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suddenly my neck of the woods don't seem so bad
that or i haven't been paying attention to what's happening in my area
Good morning NEETs.
She's alright, she just loses her shit when people dont answer their phones.
It's part of the reason why her and dad stopped going out. Some days he'd get 50 missed calls between starting work and smoko (that isn't an exaggeration)
She's pretty cool most of the time though and she's heaps better than she used to be.
I'm doing it out of the goodness of my heart.
Good morning NEETs. I slept right through the night. No waking full of feelings of dread. No bad dreams. No poisonous thoughts keeping me up.
What is going on? Long may it continue.
We want that video please NEET. Share a slice of your life with us. It will be rewarding for all.
Being a successful drunk requires good planning. Some of you are terrible at it. Poor Monk had all sorts of problems.
I think a lot of us have had these thoughts. I do not know the answer.
I always regret wanking if I can't piss right after. I need to piss away and cum that is left in my system, otherwise it leaks out over the next couple of hours and makes a mess.
I get paranoid if someone doesn't answer their phone or respond to a text I send. I think they must hate me.
I very rarely use the phone any more.
>what purpose do I have other than being a wageslave?
I know that feel.
Maybe there is no purpose and whether you're wasting your time wageing away, playing vidio games or sitting n the gen, or whatever.
Maybe you could go on a holiday with those hard earned bux and while on a holiday try to reinvent yourself.
The worst that can happen is a bunch of random people who you'll never se again think you're shit but they might like the "fake" you, you may even find out that part of that is the "real" you but you've been too repressed to show it.
>easier said than done
I went to heaps of schools as a kid and each school I sort of acted differently and was perceived differently based on how I pretended to be, or how the other people pretended I was.
>I think they must hate me.
I think that's how she ends up and then she needs to contact them to find out how they feel and why they haven't answered.
Yeah modern communication methods cause that sort of anxiety and stress for a lot of people. I don't sperg out and start bombarding people with follow-ups though. not any more
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We went for lemonade and paris buns at the shop and broke for tea.
I feel (more felt, I'm getting much better) so awkward sometimes on the phone. Humans need facial cues to understand one another.
Yesterday just after I left to go on my NEETcruise and make the vid THAT LITTLE FAGGOT came on the radio.
I sang the missing verse in it out loud, which is a bit out of character as sometimes I feel as though other drivers are looking at me.
Pretty comfy little song.
The missing verse is the best verse.
I dread all phone conversations. I hate having to give my name or address over the phone. I feel like an idiot having to repeat myself, spell things out, correct their mistakes.
You sucking on one of those mints right now?
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Van the Man fucking does it well.
Some of his songs are just about the closest I've ever felt to God. That's not a lie. His songs are usually very well rounded, in that each instrument has their own place and doesnt clash.
This is a good one too where he loses his shit, he'd pretty cool when he goes into angry Irish Catholic mode.
I've read stories that he's had fights with cunts because they wanted an autograph.
I think so too, also missing verse version has the long intro
I gave my name and address to the RSPCA because they caught me unawares and I felt like I had to. I hate when I'm not prepared.
How much do you crave that first mint on the morning?
>the long intro
I was watching a YouTube clip the other day where Sting is with them live and doing the intro and it goes on for AGES. He does the MTV bit about twenty times.
>gave my name and address
that happened yesterday btw. I didnt see tem when I pulled up and the dog was in the back so they had an opening to start talking
not that bad, they're slow release so I dont crave the hit although I'm a bit all over the place until I have one.
That's cool, I'll need to check that out.
Is there something wrong with having your dog in the back?
What effect does the mint have on you? What does it do?
>She's alright, she just loses her shit when people dont answer their phones.
>It's part of the reason why her and dad stopped going out. Some days he'd get 50 missed calls between starting work and smoko (that isn't an exaggeration)
Be careful m80
>I'm doing it out of the goodness of my heart.
Are you in a relationship with her, I do not understand why you would do it. If you injury yourself your excuse to Cenno is, my boss on the weekends told me to help her move her house and that's how I fucked my back. Well at least your justification will be fresh OC for Cenno
>I Do Not Know That Feel today
In your cumdies why is that a mess
The period of dampness in the cumdies before the cum dries (eliminating the smell) is very uncomfortable.
Gone for cigarettes and matches in the shops
> is very uncomfortable.
Relieve the pain with a W A N K
>tfw woke up with hair messed and had a boner too
Nah, but they opened up about "Hey NEET, you an animal lover?" and I was trapped from there on in.
>Are you in a relationship with her
She asked me to help and I cant say no.
My backs already fucked thats why I'm on dsp (the main reason)
Is that (paris buns) like a cockney slang for smokes?
>tfw waking up then having a wank
Cum into my hand and then wipe it on the side of the sheet.
>She asked me to help and I cant say no.
You ask the question, will this be time in a half or double pay? If it is not either, then you say I will see you the next day of wage
>My backs already fucked
Moving is never easy work especially when there are stairs, good luck because it strains me as a youngish NEET when helping family move
>She asked me to help
I would never ask anyone to help me move. I wouldn't put that burden on them, especially if we weren't even that close. This bitch sounds crazy.
She'll see that question as a joke the only way I could ask is as a joke anyhow
I'm taking a back brace thing i use when cleaning with her and there'll be a few people there to help.
She is a bit but we all have our issues, hers just aren't social anxiety driven so it seems funny to the average NEETs.
She kind of needs everyone to love her.
She asked someone with a back brace to help her move?
You're making her sound like a bad person.
People without issues rarely understand what it's like to have them. Her brother wears one occasionally too.
I told her I'd only do what I think I'm capable of. I think some extra codeine will be on the menu for tea tonight.
Anyway I'm off to help, I'm already 15 mins late from when I said I'd be there (I rang her and said I'd be a bit late)
Good luck with it mate. Let us know how it goes.
Most of us here are.
About to do a shit, lets see if this psillium husk works.
How much psyllium did you take?
3 tablespoons yesterday, each in a glass of water.
That is a decent amount.
What are you NEEToids up to today?
Me, I'm taking it easy as usual
I always found that image pretty comfy
trying to find out what she's talking about
also if they lewd
>proxy is in sydney
c-checks out haha ;^)
Taking it easy too, way to humid and hot to do anythng.
Taking it pretty easy. Did the shopping at 6 when Coles opened.
Replaced one of those old-timey plunger door stops on my kitchen door, so that's my handyman work done for the day.
Want to get back into training semi-seriously again at the gun club starting tomorrow, so have to go easy on the piss today.
What did you get at the shops?
Just the staples. Bacon, eggs, milk etc.
I could go for some bacon and eggs right now. With buttered toast.
I am spending another day downloading and organising HD movies. I literally spend all day doing it but there is always more left to do at the end of the day.
Do you ever re-watch anything?
Things I like yes. But I mostly accumulate things for a rainy day. I foresee a future where I will cut myself off from the internet, or where internet piracy has been stamped out.
I worked for 2 hours this morning (trial), nothing else planned
Did things go good at the trial?
Forgot I also purchased a pack of chicken drumsticks, some Frank's RedHot sauce, and a packet of butter. I basically follow this girl's instructions, except I use drumsticks instead of wings (more meat, less fiddly) and don't bother with the boiling stage.
Turned out pretty good last time I did it.
tfw mummybot is losing it again
ye they said they will contact me again for a shift, and someone messaged me asking how it was so Im positive
What set her off this time?
What brand of butter did you get?
just the coles brand one. can't justify $6 on some fancy european butter
Doesn't Australia have cows?
I find the Irish Gold is worth the $6. Lurpak is pretty good too.
It does, and I suspect they made my butter.
Ok. I really only use it in recipes where it's mixed in with other stuff, so I probably couldn't tell the difference. If I was eating it on toast or something I'd probably want better quality.
my mummybot (and rest of family is equally fucked) is just super fragile and spends hours everyday planning things, textbook example of dependent personality disorder and I went for a morning NEET drive without telling her where I was going and she freaked out and had a mini breakdown when I told her she was being irrational.
I don't live with her now, but mine used to oscillate between "you're an adult, you don't need to ask permission" and "where the fuck are you? why didn't you tell me what you were doing?".
It is a sad truth that for all the ways the world and society are completely fucked, it is the ones closest to us who do the most damage to us in the end.
Australian butter is of terrible quality for some reason.
this is some big brain prose my wageslave friend
You probably weren't destined to have some magnificent future or be anything you want to be like your teachers and parents probably told you, you haven't missed out on anything, you haven't wasted time, just accept your place in the universe and make the most of things.
This is sage counsel.
Still have 2 thirds of a bottle of rum, new plan is to drink through the whole day but in small amounts and I will get through the rest.
Do you enjoy this drinking or are you just punishing yourself?
Have a bit of petrol with that drink
Neither really I just aim to finish it.
I don't think I will…
film that video, fam
We need more NEET videos. We need more NEETs to come out of their shells and give more of themselves. We need more hairy leg shots. More NEET battlestations and NEET nests.
>he thinks dried cum doesn't smell
Have you led by example?
I have. I have posted both videos and photographs.
Besides cumdies? :)
His cumdies are the greatest gift a NEET can share.
>driving back to melbourne before
>on the freeway where it's 110k's an hour
>see a car in front of me a it farther away veer off the road then luckily back to it doing 110
>fuck, slow down a bit
>see him signal left and takes a turn into somewhere
I think he must have been shook, I was gonna stop if he did and try to offer assistance but he fucked off straight away. I've got the footage on my dashcam and I've been looking through it now but I can't find it, it stores about 3 days of driving so there's hundreds of files. it was a fucking hairy situation m8s
It always really makes you think just how dangerous driving is when you see something like that. Someone else could just drive right into you at any time.
Yeah, I've been driving for nearly 10 years and still have no idea about how I'd handle a situation like that.
Any of you cunts play osrs? I just started playing it again 4 days ago and need friends/etc
I found it, you can barely make it out though. The car was way way ahead and the footage is shit
I will not allow goon drinking in my house son!
What are you doing in the dark nigger?
But I only drink one glass per night, just to relax me Mum.
He's want to decrease the quality of his vision
Did someone say rape?
>pale skinned asian woman with thongs sits next to you and you get a look of her foot sole
It's the car in front of the silver one, too far away for anything decent, irl it was hectic though
I wonder what happened. Maybe they fell asleep.
That's a good feel.
They probably opened the neet general and saw all the shit that happened in the last week
Yeah probably gonna jerk off to the memory of it and some hentai.
this makes me uncomfortable
I prefer the top-down view of feet.
It's not rape it's tagged as happy sex on gelbooru
Did you get a stiffy?
Asian girls have the best feet. Pajeet girls would have nice feet too if they didn't have the niggerish light soles.
That's nice. At least you know you are still alive.
I would have rathered a pic of the actual feet than some gook cartoon mate.
I like white girls feet more, they are generally lighter and also more elegant and less squashed looking.
I have seen good feet from all races.
feet are absolutely disgusting, almost asshole tier gross
I used to think that but then I saw a few really sexy girls barefoot and it changed me.
Now you have to find and post a sexy pair of Abo feet.
I agree mostly, They are kind of like arseholse, unless I know for a fact they are clean I have no interest in them.
I bet Jessica Mauboy has nice feet
I have a pretty low tolerance for gross shit so even clean they turn me off
Normally I go by the one drop rule but I'm sick of people claiming abbo accomplishments when it's someone with 1/4 or 1/8 abbo blood. She doesn't count.
Not sure any abos count as abo then, all the ones I see around are quarter at best
It's pretty funny when people use half castes to try and make an example of Aboriginal accomplishments.
Lucky. In the Adelaide CBD there are always these stinkcircles of yammering abbos with the occasional white trash normalfaggot drinking goon with them
Can vouch for this, it really surprises me whenever I visit.
You cunts have made me horny. I feel like a fucking pervert all the time.
My left hand is on my dick right now.
>You cunts have made me horny.
I only ever use my right.
My personal favourite is when they shill "Indigenous beauty" by having models that are at least 3/4 european with white facial features. What a kick in the guts to poor abos.
Left is for the pre-fap, when you're horny enough for a stiffy but not so horny that you stop paying attention to imageboards.
Only just woke up, made a yummy bacon & egg sammy, now I'm here though I need to do something more physical to sweat-out all the goon from last night.
how many abos are there in adelaide? It'd be between adelaide and perth as to who had the most Abos surely, I reckon Perth would take the cake wouldn't they?
> yummy bacon & egg sammy,
That is the sort of thing it is good to share pics of with your friends on the general.
Are your pants still on for this pre-fap?
Apparently there are around 17k in Adelaide and 27k in Perth
Yeah on my thighs, bare ass on the computer seat.
I live in adelaide and have visited perth, didn't come near the abbo-infested parts of perth though. I thought all australian capital cities were like this.
actually I learned to fap with my left hand for a few months after i injured my right. I found it was really convenient but it still just didn't feel right like my right
Feet is the most common fetish there is going back throughout humanity.
Do you make much precum?
No, not when I fap 3x or more a day.
I can't wank if I need to poo
So remember how I got free pizzas yesterday.
To be honest, dominos pizza doesn't sit well with me at the best of times. And this time I got a pizza with jalepenos and chilli flakes.
Was up until 6AM shitting lava.
More likely food poisoning from poor hygiene than anything to do with chilli. Pajeet is a dirty creature.
I guess the board went quiet because NEETs moved on from the prefap to the main fap and needed their attention on their porn tabs.
He was shitting out pajeet curry.
No, I'm drinking and playing Squad.
20% off Selected Stores @ eBay (Futu, Dell, Allphones, PC Byte, JW Computers, Amaysim + More)
That's a pretty good deal.
Once you have paid him the Dane-geld, you never get rid of the Dane.
I have to get a new monitor but I am going to go to an actual store so it is easy to return in the likely even it is faulty.
Better than having him rape you.
From $40 to $10 in Kmart but I can't find it on their website.
Light up effect
Working range 10 metres
Charging time 4-6hrs
Max size of micro sd or USB 64gb
Speaker unit: 5W x 2
Input: DC 5V, 1.2 A max
I want a 27 inch 1440p monitor. I got one before but it was faulty so I retuned it then I got another and it was not faulty but the image quality was uneven or grainy, hard to explain so I had to sell it.
I got a monitor recently but I didn't notice it was some piece of shit twisted nematic display before I bought it so I had to put it on a box I had lying around
I don't even mind TN anymore, I am voluntarily using a 20 inch TN Over a 24 inch ISP until I get my new monitor.
I have this one. I have had it for a couple of years now and am very happy with it.
>tfw jealous of neetbux
I paid $687 for it.
It has no G-synch or 140 herz like the one I got for $1200 but it still looks nice. The main issue I am having now and that I find hard to find any information on is this grainy uneven screen look. It's like if I view an image with one large even colour like anime images the pixels shine making it look uneven kind of like if you go to wash a monitor with water and the moisture makes it shine.
That and light bleed and ISP glow.
Could it be the anti-glare coating?
It's black like a nigger
Just Did a nice big poo and brushed my teeth, too hot to go outside thou
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Must get so hot in a basement with all those CRT's. He has a point but using a computer as just a clock? Not to mention all the CRT's sucking up power.
The power consumption is what makes it crazy.
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More like goon gang
What an awful creature.
any fellow ausfags want to get a boat?
This isn't even music.
What happened in the past 10 years or so where this became normal and seeing Australians emulate this?
Depends on what kind of boat we are talking about.
Can someone PLEASE tell me the name of the song in this webm, I heard it years ago and just found it on the main aus page.
In the Hall of the Mountain King
My uncle made a few.
If I had a boat I'd try my hand at people smuggling, then when I get them into Australia I'd turn them into slaves to work the goon fields at dans plantation.
I would buy a Poojeeta sex slave off of you.
That first photo looks like a scene out of Where's wally
I charge a lot for the poojeetas, you might want to think about getting a centrelink loan
I will have to wait 6 months.
Waaay bic in da drim tahm, dere was a Frog called "Tidalik" and he jumped in to all da rivers and the billabongs and drank all da water up. Dare was no more water in dose places. Den a Platypus came along and made dat Tidalik frog larff. Den all dat water from da frog came out of him and turned into a puddle out da front of da Pub where Jimmy Gulipinulu went to drink himself stoopid wid all da Goon bags and da XXXX. He wen aroun' begging and startin' fights , stealin' and breakin' stuff den he fell asleep in da water dat came oudda dat Tidalik frog, before the cops grabbed him and trew him in da lock up bruddah.
Such a rich and ancient culture. I do not feel worthy to be on this stolen land.
Cool story bro
Have a wank
I left the goon in the freezer for too long and now it's a goon slushy. Dan should have machines similar to 7/11 dispensing this slushy goodness especially during Summer. Can't think of a better way to cool down in this stifling heat
as a bonus, due to the difference in freezing point of alcohol and water, the liquid bits of your slushy is more potent
good stuff mate
Shit, I cant help but feel sorry for people when they do dumb shit like that.
Nice scenery btw
>asshole tier gross
You dont like a well kept bumhole?
not the best pics but they are nice for feet
Yeah, I've been looking on gumtree (just browsing, not serious) at some between $1-3k
Just want a flat tinny for river fishing and the coorong
lol, not bad
Do you go fishing mate?
Mauboy looks more Asian than abo.
what's a simple boat trailer add on to teh cost of a boat?
NEETs, come in to BWS or Dan's for a FREE bottle of wine.
You know you want to.
Not yet, I still haven't rigged up my line
she probably is
There was one with a trailer, a motor and nets and all sorts for $1300 (i think) a couple weeks ago when I was looking
supermarketNEET what is working in a supermarket like?
I am not him but I could tell you what shopping at one is like,
It wouldn't be too dissimilar to shopping at one though you can't just leave whenever you want
Do they watch you on CCTV all the time?
Only if you're attractive
>tfw too unattractive to be perved on by CCTV operators
God bless you toothpaste
I have only had one wank today. I am hoping to keep it that way. I really need to cut down. I am sick of the depression that hits me straight after.
Sounds like he was hooning. Good riddance.
But he had such a promising career as a taxi driver!
>I am sick of the depression that hits me straight after.
I know something that can cure that, have a poo
Made another video, it's just bullshit.
Think I'll just make one a month or something from now on rather than "a day in the life" shit and put the bits and pieces together.
He survived, he has some sense. I knew someone who went to court for speeding offenses. A taxi driver was asked, why did you turn when it said no turn permitted. He said, the passenger told me to do it
I can't poo on command. I have not trained hard enough.
The quality was superb but that upload time is making me quit sad.
I can create poo just by thinking about it.
It takes a while to get good at making videos. It is like anything the more you do it the better you get at it.
Keep at it. Not every single one needs to be a knockout. I will watch anything you make and enjoy it.
I just clicked the "recommended for this project" quality rather than high quality.
It might be high quality anyway because my computer liked my video.
Yeah, I'm sure I'll get better and if I film bits and pieces here and there I can sort out what bits are better or worse and edit the shit out if I only make one a month or fortnight or whatever.
Suit yourself mate.
He was very much dead according to the 6pm news…
I dont want to make a blog or something, that's all.
A video everyday or even every week might be a bit too much.
If I go for a drive somewhere decent I'll make a vid of that and talk about crap.
7pm news said he'd made a speedy recovery.
Sounds fair enough.
10pm news showed his corpse floating down the ganges.
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Life of the pajeet is an endless rollercoaster of ups and downs
What a nice little music video and song.
It's a pretty cool movie if you haven't seen it.
I saw it AGES ago when it first came out.
Before I'd seen it my dad would put his shirt over his head and do the "teepee for my bunghole" shit when i was a little kid to make me laugh.
Sounds like a pretty cool Dad.
We're already in the top 50
I wrote 38, we're 39.
What do the 27 and 74 mean?
27 posts per hour, 74 unique IPs in the last 72 hours
There must be some delay with the stats. We are way more active than /aus/ now and have been since we started.
We're not even 72 hours old yet, are we?
It might be over the 72 hour period.. maybe, I don't know
We will turn 72 hours old tomorrow night.
Just finished my weekly neetshop
Fucking hot out there, but at least I have muh white monsters now
My white monster is in my pants.
What did you buy?
I call mine Little Mohammed
That is concerning.
Mainly just the the usual. Fruit/vegies, a bit of meat, some rice, some yoghurt and milk. Trying to keep it all basic so I can save a bit of money and become less of a fat piece of shit.
Sounds like you are doing the right things mate.
Your dad watches beavis and butt head?
All we can do is try our best, neeto
My penis was genetically engineered to commit rape
From an animalistic view they all were.
It was made small so it can fit in anywhere.
My penis was genetically engineered to have a wank
Midgets need dicking too
I lather my penis up with honey and sugar and drive it into and hills, thousands of ants vs my dick
Come on mate, that's a few too many zeroes
There are plenty of Bridget The Midget videos online showing her accommodating some rather large Congo dongo…
Please don't ruin my dreams
37 here in perth, sick of this weather at this hour.
Late afternoon is the absolute worst for me where I live. It stays cool in my house on even the hottest days until about 3pm and then suddenly over the next few hours the house turns into an oven.
I have decided I am going to give up on spirits, I'll try apple cyder instead. I seem to recall a good Swedish make.
Good to see you are coming out of the closet.
Saturday night, all the NEETs are out at the club.
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It's not gay at all!
I'll take listening to anime songs in my cum scented bedroom over going deaf surrounded by sluts and chads thank you very much
Just mix spirits with cider
Imagine what it would be like to kiss a pretty girl on the dancefloor while you finger her and grind your dick against her through your pants.
We've all fingered Hex on the dancefloor…
They grow up so fast.
I guess so.
Stoner trucky mates probably got him into it.
Did your dad use pissbottles while trucking?
They put a picture of you up on the wall?
You better hope it doesn't also have a prevalency to explode with a name like that
Dont fall for the furry beaver poofter drink
lol at the Xavier wojak
I got her in a library.
I really wouldn't be surprised, fuck stopping just to have a leak.
One of the funnier things he's done is sailed a boat across the Nullarbor.
His mate was driving the truck and I think the story goes that he drove a truck from Perth to Dubbo then needed a lift back (that might be wrong, i cant remember) but he sunbathed and drank beer on the boat (probably on the gear too) across the Nullarbor to Kalgoorlie.
Fucking space cadet.
She was studying how to pretend to be a gamer.
Too bad you need a boipucci to break into that market these days
I taught her a thing or two about how to work a joystick.
My father yelled at me and belittled me constantly.
He did that too but it was unironically out of love and so I'd try and be better.
The tactic usually has a poor success rate.
Did anyone else have a father who walked around the house naked? fucking gross. I'm still traumatised.
Yeah but I cant blame him for trying in the only way he knew how plus there was no mum so he ha to do that part of the upbringing too which is pretty gay and traumatising for a bushranger stoner cunt
You are a very compassionate person.
Not naked but he used to wear old undies that had elastic falling off them, holes in them and could see his nuts through the leg holes.
No, even worse I had an uncle that did.
I came home one day from school when I was about 9 and cried to him about someone at school calling me gay.
I think it's just about the hardest thing he's ever had to deal with. He was so out of his element.
I've literally never seen my father naked
You must be really gay if they could already tell when you were 9.
Yeah I definitely am. It might have contributed to my prudish attitude towards nudity, but that's better than seeing dad dick all the time.
My uncle works with trains and has done for 20 odd years and when I used to sleep over theirs he'd sleepwalk into my cousin room at like 3am and start saying shit like AS 1520 (random letters and numbers relating to train schedules or some shit) is running late with no pants on.
prudish is the correct position to take on nudity in my opinion.
It was when tomb raider first came out and me and a mate were saying some shit about "what would you do if she was here" or something similar and I humped the ground in front of him.
That was pretty gay, he didn't have to tell everyone though.
Me and my dad have both walked in on each other having a fap.
I did gayer shit than that.
That would not have been a fun experience.
Probably better your Dad than your Mum.
I've walked in on him fucking too, I just stood there and watched him and his gf get up and put towels on.
She had a tattoo of a rose next to her cunt.
I did the same thing when I was like 6 and still living with my mum and just stood there. Her bloke tried to tell me they were hugging.
Then he hugged me. I didn't get what was happening because that hug wasnt like their hug.
I don't get the just stopping and staring thing though.
I wouldn't want to know if my mum faps.
My mate found his mum's dildo stash.
You know she's had sex though, right?
You should limit your video to 480p, your last vid is 1080p.
will it still be ok for viewing? I do try and show shit about the place like scenery and crap.
It's still got 50mins til it's uploaded, it stopped at one point and I had to click it again because I just left it and went to watch more of Keeping up appearances and fell asleep.
I hope it didnt fuck with it.
It asked me what to upload and I clicked the vid and it went straight to 60 or 70 percent.
>Keeping up appearances
You enjoying it mate?
My mate caught another mates mum using one. He told me and I couldn't look at her the same. She became hot.
That was probably the start of the milf fetish.
No she hasn't, stop spreading lies.
Yeah it's good, I'm on the last (5th) season now.
Going to give Star Trek a watch next I think. I've never watched any of it.
>I'm on the last (5th) season
didn't you just start watching recently?
I wonder how many guy's mums we could have fucked if we had just been game to ask when we were 16-19.
A few weeks ago. I haven't watched any movies since starting to watch it and there's only between 6 and 12 episodes per season.
I had no mates so seducing a mummybot was an impossible task
all my mummybots are on loan from other NEETs
If you have watched that fast you will probably have noticed that a lot of the plots of each episode are very similar.
My mate got groped by another mate's mum. It freaked him out. He still doesn't like to talk about it.
Yeah, I liked it more as a kid when it used to come on one at a time and I didn't watch them in succession. The jokes are very repetitive too.
I had one mates mum's friend do that to me and I went with it then she didnt want to do anything.
Fucking gets off on cock teasing
Yeah it is all a bit repetitive, but it is a comfy sort of show.
Do you like Hyacinth? She is made out to be a bit of a monster but I think deep down she is a pretty good girl.
The mum who groped my mate was really fat and ugly.They were real bogans.
Tell us more about this incident mate. Set the scene for us. What happened exactly?
I haven't had it away since I was eleven.
I used to go their place occasionally with my mate, he lived with me for a bit because the people I lived with all went back to living with their parents and I used to let random mates stay at mine and shit. They usually shouted me cones or something in exchange so it was all cool.
Anyway I went to his mum and step dads business one time, I used to go there and get pissed and do rugs as they were sort of the richer people in town and they used to have parties at the business yards and sometimes shout drinks and I was a poor NEET who was friends with the family and good mates with her son.
One time I was there smoking cones and her new age hippy friend, who was a bit fat and weird was clearing peoples auras or some shit with incense had come from wherever she came from, I never saw her before or after that night. But I think she was making a joke with my mates mum who also happens to be the mum in >>1867 so I was probably a little horny and I was still a teen so I generally always horny. The new age hippy chick was saying shit that this will make you virile and you will have potent seed or some hippy crap and grabbed my dick which was already half mast, so I grabbed her hips and grinded her and then slip my hands up to her tits and then all of a sudden she made this funny laugh and pushed me away and I tried to get close to her again but she made me feel stupid and it was confusing so I stopped trying.
My mates mum once told me that she'd be my milf when her bf dies because I used to joke (half joke) that I'd fuck his mum and she found out. I wouldn't have though just because it was my mates mum and I liked his step dad. They had a funny relationship where they'd fight all the time then make up or whatever. She told me that in front of him so it was probably just a stab in the guts to him. She lifted her top in front of me once because I wanted to take a pic of her (she still had her bra on) and asked me to walk her home another time all sultry like when we were drinking together at the pub. I didnt because I was probably trying to fuck some local chick and didnt want to stop drinking yet.
We had some kick arse times at the pub though.
The barman who owned it was going through a divorce and was sort of trying to kill himself by drinking himself to death and every night pretty much the locals would lock cunts out when they said the pub was closed then we'd get behind the bar and mke ourselves drinks for stupid prices (we always still payed) like $10 for a litre of vodka in a vase with soft drink. Used to smoke cones at the bar and the barman was half asleep at the bar.
One night he stopped breathing and I had a mental panic attack because I'd never seen it before and gave him cpr but everyone else just told me to settle down as it apparently happened all the time.
There were cameras in the bar so he knew what was going on.
>normie outrage over Trump's comments
Wow what a crazy upbringing you had mate. Thanks for telling the story.
They were crying on CNN.
Country life has it's perks.
That mate died and that was one of the things that killed the town for me, I couldn't have fun there anymore and when I left I stopped being in the local band and I was going out with a chick and I really liked her but when I left I just stopped talking to her and I dunno. I try to avoid everyone when I go there now and all my mates from back then are apparently crackheads. When I was there I was the bad kid that people told to stay away from because I'd shout everyone cones if they come around, even people I didnt know, I never really touched harder shit though (pingas three times and a form of acid a couple times) now the 15 year olds are doing fucking meth
Normies are outraged at just about anything these days, it's a typical plebian reaction.
It seems the country towns get hit hardest by stuff like meth these days. Which is a bit weird because life should be better and quieter in the country. But apparently not.
There is going to be a lot of meth head prostitutes when they turn 18. Especially at their age it's really going to fuck them up
Yeah it's fucked.
They definitely are, what annoys me is that we're now being socialized to be equally outraged by whatever the "I JUST CAN'T EVEN" of the day is. If you're not carrying on about it you're seen as a complete monster.
Who the fuck cares about the Logan Paul thing and whatever the east coast metropolitan elites cook up as the KKK BIGOT NAZI WOW JUST WOW of the day. I'm not sure if these people lead such sheltered lives that this genuinely is rattling and spooks them or if everyone is really just trying to out Justin Trudeau each other.
fuuuuuuuck just leave me alone go back to sports and masterchef/my kitchen rules all day fairfox and news corp reeee
I am off to bed. having an early night. Feeling really tired. Been having chest pains again. Hope it is nothing. Don't want to find out.
I wonder what the attitude towards it all is, surely people know just how risky and bad it is or is it sort of similar to the U.S. with xanax and all those pills "dude we're being ironic lmao"
Great video mate. Really enjoyed it. Nice little slice of life.
Good man. Wash those walls too while the sheets are off.
Labelling Africa and other countries as a "shit hole" is a new historical label from a president in the white house. No president in history has ever openly described a country that way in a meeting
Might want to give the wall a bit of a scrub too.
Comfy video, your video seems to have quite an orange-ish tinge or is it just life as a non-east coast NEET?
Who the fuck knows what other Presidents have said in private meetings?
The virgin single bed
might've been my finger over the lens. I dont really know how to take videos.
I didnt see an orange tinge though in most of it. Might just be the SA feels cutting through.
I didn't notice any orange tinge mate. It all looked good.
fuck I've got flux on nvm lol
How can you drive by yourself on your Ls?
Public meeting among both sides of politics to discuss changes to legislation. It could have been said by many presidents privately but never in an open discussion. That's a significant step forward
I'm on my p2's the other side of the plate has the P's
Rural people are often poorer and, honestly, there's fuck all else to do anyway
To it's credit you know it's alright when you don't even notice. I've only been using it for 4 days and don't even notice it's on anymore and have been sleeping easier.
What is it? is it like a dimmer for the screen?
I have one as well, its called f.lux and it reduces eyestrain and brightness, and you can manually change it
>Is your computer keeping you up late? f.lux is a free download that warms up your computer display at night, to match your indoor lighting.
>to match your indoor lighting.
so it turns the computer off?
OS X has the shit built into it. You just enable it.
It makes it reddish. Supposedly you will get sleepy if there's less blue. Or something.
It depends where you are, some places are rich well of areas where as some are ex mining towns which are out in the middle of nowhere and were full of poor people to begin with.
Is that an anime girl? I can't really see it. If any neet passes it again can they take a photo? I live too far away.
Hey NEETs had a pretty comfy day today, when for a drive and stopped at a servo for lunch which was a pepsi and pie before going on a quick NEETshop, then came home and mummybot had made a cake and some coffee because she had some people coming over so that was nice, then had some chicken that I bought from a stacey in the woolies deli that went to my high school, didn't sperg out this time and actually smiled at her and said hello, apart from that just sat around and played vidya and fixed shit up on my shitbox laptop, also realised that I'm now 48 hours booze free
That sounds very nice mate. Always like having a cuppa and some cake with mum .
>48 hours booze free
That's how long I managed this year before buying another cask. What sort of cake did your mum make?
I watched the video when I got to the beach and saw that it wasnt very clear and planned to go back past it but I went a different way and forgot.
it's an anime black fella (I think) I fucked up the joke by having a shit camera There's a bunch of paintings like it there
It's the first one.
Pretty much, it adjusts the blue-ish tinge of the screen which can mess with your brain's chemistry for extended periods of time.
There's a whole range of thought that has gone into the blue-screen nature of our electronic devices and it fucking with us, I think the newer iPhones have it enabled by default but I may be wrong.
>mummybot had made a cake
Did you give her belly a rub for being a good girl?
>didn't sperg out this time
that's good to hear
Finished cleaning the walls, that black shit won't come off I'll need to paint it
Jesus mate, what's got in to you?
Ahh, it's even hard to tell from that image, I guess you could call her an anime girl.
are you guys fat?
t.asker of questions
Yeah another nice thing is that it's now raining here in Melbourne meaning that the heat has gone away
Planning to make it up to either a week or 10 days, but going for another drive to Gippsland tomorrow so hopefully won't be tempted by any Dan's one the way, she made a chocolate
kind of cake
>belly a rub
Sperg out story coming soon
As a Moroccan, hw often do you rp as an Aussie qldNEET?
This flux thing might take some getting used to
how tall are you?
you're a small guy but good height/weight ratio
I dont watch anime, it was a cartoon chick and that's what I think an anime girl is.
I love how you say he's a fat fuck, even if he was 210cm at 120kg he'd be fat if he didn't work out what were you thinking m8? haha
but at least he would be tall
I'm a privileged white male VPN and my GF RPs as an SJW sometimes and that's my que to fuck her so I "pretend" rape her and she complains the whole time. It's so fucking hot. It's better than when we tried her RPing as Anne Frank.
Vpn and tor posting should be banned
I'll get off when my neettube torrents finish.
No, I don't want the gov knowing I come here or anything else I do on the net
i dont post from tor,h8chan is just too 89iq to see from what country i am sometimes
I choose to believe you're in that tiny area of land in near like Syria or some shit that is unclaimed by any country. Unless it's been claimed by a country since that guy claimed it to make his daughter a princess for her birthday.
something like that
Okay good. I'd have a moment and probably get arrested if I were to be wrong.
Jail fucking sucks. There are so many niggers there.
73kg at 177cm as well.
175cm and 80kg
I look like a fat piece of shit (because I am) but I used to be 130kg when I was 16 so it's not so bad
I don't want mummybot getting letters saying I've been downloading Yuru Yuri mate
>everyone on this board is a small guy
what do they put in the anglo water supply
She can't tell that can she???
Fluoride, most Anglos are fat though.
Am I small?
I'm not fat =[
Good job on your weight loss, I'm the same height but have always stayed around 65kg. I can't even imaging what I'd look like at 80kg.
Good taste. Gooktoon Zoloft.
There's a very slight chance the japanese jews might send a letter via the isp
65kg is about where I'm aiming at. I'd be there now if I had kept at it, but that's life.
You too neeto. Cute girls doing cute things makes a hard day a little easier.
You probably are a bit, I'm one of the 73/177s and I still kind of have a belly, that's why I am currently losing wait, I use to be 79kg a few
Roses are red, my balls are blue
If you don't fuck me
I'll fucking rape you
>You probably are a bit,
Small or fat nigger?
What other cgdct series do you like?
Cardcaptor Sakura is my favorite
You dont get to voice your opinion here mate
I do soo.
hello fellow master race NEET
when will we get these big boy NEETs into line?
Well at least use kilos so we can pretend you're not a yank or whatnot.
>when will we get these big boy NEETs into line?
We dont get to critique the exceptional sized NEETs, if anything we should be trying to reach their level.
I'm trying newfriend. I get confused sometimes.
>Cute girls doing cute things makes a hard day a little easier
I've been banned on /aus for posting just that. Although the 'cute girls' I posted were of the 3D variety, which seems to upset some folk
I get depressed sonetimes
I get undressed sometimes
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Caught me out
>bass line is so phat in this
I really liked Hidamari Sketch and Minami-ke, but there are so many out there in the same vein that it's always easy to find another to enjoy. I haven't actually watched Cardcaptor Sakura, I almost picked it up before this season started but I don't really have time to add shows lately.
That's because actual kids are icky and gross
Me too, me too. It's a hard life.
Ok NEETs time for another spergout story
>cricketchad and half abo kid still won't leave me alone
>science class was their favourite time to strike as they could get away with shit because the teacher was an old dumb boomer woman
>one day have to make slideshows with a partner about something or other
>I do it myself because I was a loner autist
>absolutely spill my spaghetti when I have to present in front of the class
>the cricketchad notices this and starts yelling "nice one spastic" while I'm presenting
>then it is his turn to present
>on one of his slides it is just a full screen picture of my face from what must have been a school photo edited onto a porn shoot of a huge fat woman only where it was her head it was mine
>whole class bursts into laughter
>at this point I lose my shit
>yell out "fuck you, you piece of shit"
>for some reason there's an entire box of scissors and other asorted stationary lying near where I'm sitting
>grab scissors, pens, rulers and any thing else in the box I can get my hands on
>start throwing them at the chad
>the entire class is in uproar
>a roastie is screaming
Luckily I got off scot free because "muh assburgers" but as a result so did the chad and continued to fuck with me
Hitler, I understand but why didn't you just stab him in the eye with a scissors?
>on one of his slides it is just a full screen picture of my face from what must have been a school photo edited onto a porn shoot of a huge fat woman only where it was her head it was mine
not trying to be a cunt but i would've laughed too as long as I wasnt you in that situation
Idk, I was really autistic back then
To be fair I would have as well if it wasn't me but it was an extermely degrading and embrassing experience for me
<FACK YA, YA PEACE A SHIT! *throws scissors and pens*
are there screencaps of your other stories?
>Idk, I was really autistic back then
That's no excuse. That's more of a reason for why you should have. Shit anon, you were so autistic you couldn't even sperg out correctly.
Think he only posted two others and they are in this and the past two threads
I will go back and cap them now
I think there's a metaphor here.
thank you cunt
did i use cunt right
Not many of us know how to use cunts at all.
i thought i was the only one neurotic about this
getting bullied by a abo must be like getting bullied by a talking monkey
That's how cumdies are made, for me anyway
Believe me I was, I would have like this weird thing where I wanted to hurt people that made me mad but not too bad so I wouldn't get into trouble
Like I said he was only half or maybe even 1/4 abo, still your post made me kek
Threads a bit slow, where'd you all go or what are you all up to?
I'm trying to decide what movie to watch
im hungover and will probably get back into bed soon and comfy my shit up
Watch Deconstructing Harry, good, clean Jewish fun.
What time is it in your neck of the woods?
You'll be right as rain by night time
It's Saturday night m80, we're all 'Netflix and chill' with our very own Stacy
You named your onahole?
is this daily life in straya?
We're all going to make it.
Why did you waste the le current year number post like this
I like how it's upside down
lel, never owned one. But I do have a Fleshlight which I just call Fleshlight…
at least call it fleshlight-chan
>tfw going to bed depressed
Damn those neets shoving their way into the holy six
Our word is law and they will obey.
They better iron my cumdies properly
They're NEETs, they'll probably just give you back someone elses.
We'll all end up with neetking's various sexual diseases that way
Wake up happy for once
Good night, my only friend
How is it this late already?
time flies when you're having fun
Time stops for no NEET not even when we 'have a wank'
Not even close. Look's like some high schoolers drawing ffs.
>tfw you don't give (((netflix))) any money or views
I don't think Netflix and chill actually requires a netflix subscription neeto
>smash two packets of instant noodles
>instantly regret doing so
This is why I can't gain weight
You need to learn to use that regret to fuel more binge eating
Very peculiar, seems the NEETs have all learnt to sleep at appropriate times on this board, there's no posts from the wee hours like usual.
Good morning mate.
Taking doggo for a walk. Hopefully it is early enough to avoid any normies.
You'd think it would be pretty comfy, there'd be next to noone even on the roads going to work.
Enjoy your walk.
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Woke up with this stuck in my head, don't think I've ever even listened to it before, not properly anyway. I had to just type in the lyrics I thought it had as I didn't know what song it was. Maybe I heard it on the radio yesterday or something.
The backup vocals are pretty cool and his little dance with his arms is strange.
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I unironically used to think this song was about me.
Me and doggo just got back. We only encountered one normie on the street, and we didn't walk past each other he was a little way ahead. Saw my neighbour over the road in his yard on the way back though. That was a little disappointing.
I would love to live out bush in the middle of nowhere one day. Have a hundred acres or so.
Sounds like you had a good day.
Huge improvement. Well done.
Yeah, that kind of life would be good, especially if you could make it financially viable.
I saw a thing on landline ages ago of this couple in Tasmania that had (I think this is right) the only wasabi farm in southern hemisphere. They looked like ex-hippies all cooked and shit but they made it work.
I think it was on landline, in that same bit I found out that the wasabi that you get from sushi shops isn't really wasabi (unless you go to a fancy sushi shop - I've only had real wasabi once and that was an expensive place) and real wasabi doesnt turn into a paste. You have to mix it a bit in the soy sauce to make it more malleable. The "wasabi" they use in those little packets and the squeeze tubes is actually just horseradish with green food colouring (wasabi is a type of horseradish so I guess it's not that different).
Plan for the morning:
Walk the doggo.
Clean the BBQ.
Sometimes I need to put my hand down the front of my undies, pull my foreskin back and scoop any surplus cum that is oozing out onto my fingers and then I go wash it off. I hate the feeling of having a wet sticky knob.
Another top shelf bunch of banners mate. You are an absolute legend.
Sounds like a nice morning.
Only the most disordered and deranged NEETs stayed behind at the other place.
Not a great song in my opinion. Something about it rubs me the wrong way.
I was thinking while making them that maybe there should be a font that all of "/ausneets/" (the word in the banners) should be.
I need to work out how to make gif banners too.
I haven't closed the other thread, no-ones posted there either.
I've got the f.lux thing on now and maybe that's why the NEETs go to bed at the right time.
Yeah I had heard that bout wasabi. I've never tried it or horseradish either.
with an apricot scarf strategically placed over my shoulder
That sort of outfit would draw rapeneet to you very fast.
Maybe the comfy and relaxed vibe at /ausneets/ has cured the NEETs of their insomnia. Finally they can relax.
I'm spoiled meat, he doesn't usually have the same meal twice.
I think the ones that were left were still going through their heavy /pol/ stage so maybe they went there to argue.
Time to wage.
>Brendan Fraser png.
There is a militant nazi there as well as a militant "only literal NEETs should be allowed to post" guy. They might be the same person.
Good luck mate. Don't wear yourself out.
Doggo walk is complete. He's small, old, and slow, so 15-20 minutes is enough.
The only crappy bit of cleaning the BBQ up (a Weber kettle) is spraying the oven cleaner. Nasty stuff. The pressure washer bit should be fun.
Do you use the BBQ a lot?
Yeah, at least 4 nights a week.
The actual grill (cooking surface) is relatively self cleaning. Just give it a scrub next time you light it.
The inside of the kettle bowl gets gunked up after a couple of years of continuous use and ash sticks to the gunk, and (in my opinion) it stops being as heat efficient as when the glossy enamel is showing. So I tear it down every couple of years and get it clean.
How many people do you cook for?
Just me usually. Sometimes Mummybot and or my sister and brother-in-law if they visit.
Are you a big neet?
5'6, 124kg :-( Dropped ~3.5kg since New Year's Day.
The BBQ is good for weight loss. It's the other processed shit I was stuffing in that made me a fat cunt.
>Dropped ~3.5kg since New Year's Day
Well done mate.
Yeah you are probably better off eating honest barbecued meat than processed junk and carbs.
The husband of the couple that bought the house next door is always in the front and backyard by the fence. Always wants to talk.
Starting to feel triggered in my own home.
I know those feelings. I check out the windows before I go outside to make sure the coast is clear.
I just want to be left alone and to be able to relax in solitude but there are people right on top of me.
Yeah, I'm having to check out the window or backdoor now.
I like to do metal work occasionally, which involves making noise, and I've stopped doing that because of the attention.
I also used to be able to take a rifle in the backyard if I'd taken the scope off and put it back on so I could check it was positioned correctly in natural light. Can't do that any more.
People aren't meant to live on top of each other like this.
I yearn for the freedom of some land of my own. Hopefully one day.
Well when you go to bed depressed you can't expect it to miraculously fix itself overnight.
These are quarter-acre blocks, so there's no need for him to be on the fence line all the time.
He even installed a big window into the side of his shed, and that faces into my yard.
He's removed practically all of the trees and shrubbery that was along the fence on his side, so the screening they provided has gone.
My neighbour removed all the screening trees along the fence too. He did it before I moved in but he was telling me how proud he was of doing it because now he doesn't have to worry about cleaning up the branches they used to drop. Completely fucking insane.
tfw too many quality banners
We are truly blessed.
I think I might save up and point some cameras into his yard and see how he likes it. Then when he complains put up some kind of 12 or 16 foot privacy screen on my side of the fence.
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tfw this will never be you
>He's removed practically all of the trees and shrubbery that was along the fence on his side, so the screening they provided has gone.
>My neighbour removed all the screening trees along the fence too. He did it before I moved in but he was telling me how proud he was of doing it because now he doesn't have to worry about cleaning up the branches they used to drop. Completely fucking insane.
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MY STREET WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE NORMIES AND WANTING TO LIVE WITH NO TREES OR BUSHES AND JUST 40C AUSTRALIAN HEAT ROASTING YOUR BOGAN MCMANSION, ROOF TILES AND THE TARMAC STREET WITH NOTHING BUT A LITTLE GRASS PATCH REEEEEEEEEEEEE
The world has gone insane m8.
this is why i won't stay long here. should ban gay stuff
Probably need to ban circumcized 'people' too. Almost certainly jews.
At the other place someone could dump 500 unspoilered images of guys sucking each others cocks and it wouldn't get removed until the next day. And then they can reset their router and come back and do it all again.
>12 or 16 foot privacy screen
I dream of such things. I have actually been looking at trees and bushes to plant for privacy. The problem is they take at least a couple of years to grow to a decent height.
Yeah. I'm no green thumb, and I'd just risk the fucker cutting it down or poisoning it. Screwing some sheet metal to posts I can do.
I wish I knew how to screw sheet metal to posts. I need to up my handyman skills but I don't know where to start.
Youtube has a shitload of that sort of thing.
I'm kind of lucky in that my grandfather ran an engineering (machining) business after WWII. When he died my father inherited most of his tools and stuff, in addition to his own. When my father died about 10 years ago I got all his stuff. So I'm fairly well equipped tool-wise.
When I was a teenager, my old man made me do a lot of different jobs about the home, or at least made me watch him do them. It used to piss me off at the time (he and I used to rub each other the wrong way constantly), but I'm grateful now that I know how to do a few things and can research the things I don't.
I tried to compress all of domestic normiedom into a single image, how did I go?
I've realized that you really have 3 different normies and would need to break it down into a 18-30 bracket, 30-65 bracket and 65+ bracket, this takes inspiration from all.
I think most normies could have no personal rights or freedoms and just work 5 days a week colouring pieces of paper but as long as they had these things I think the majority would be fine.
>I think most normies could have no personal rights or freedoms and just work 5 days a week colouring pieces of paper but as long as they had these things I think the majority would be fine.
> just work 5 days a week colouring pieces of paper but as long as they had these things
That's a job in Cenno processing paperwork
I wish someone had taught me how to do stuff. I have looked on YouTube but a lot of the stuff that calls itself basic still looks a bit too much for me.
It doesn't help that I am really intimidated about going to the hardware store. I don't feel like I belong there. I lack the courage to ask questions and reveal my ignorance.
There are lots of different kinds of normies. They are all awful though.
You can't really screw things up too badly.
What I sometimes do if I'm unsure is buy an extra bit of scrap wood or an offcut of metal and do a test run. Drill a pilot hole, drive a screw in, or whatever the case may be. You can also test paint, glue, etc the same way.
>I think most normies could have no personal rights or freedoms and just work 5 days a week colouring pieces of paper
They think the same of us, hence WFD
Yeah. I think my main problem is that I have felt too intimidated by it all to even try. But that is dumb. I really should just throw myself in. If I fuck a few things up then that is not the end of the world and I will learn from my mistakes.
That's the spirit!
Avoid plumbing and electricity for the most part. Changing tap washers and light switches and the like isn't hard, but you do need to know what you're doing. Particularly where electricity is concerned.
You'd be surprised how many people are completely ignorant about all sorts of things.
I also get a nice sense of achievement about having done or made something with my hands. I can work 40 hours as a computer wagie and have nothing to show for my efforts. Build a box or something on the weekend however, and I feel something.
>mfw have to go into Melbourne CBD to see my former boss now
I only agreed to it on the basis that I might get more work and I'm short on cash and cenno is of no help of late, that and I have to go there to pick up a computer part I bought off gumtree, anyway I've got a nice comfy car trip down to Gippsland planned later for the day, so that should compensate
Two memes in one day, that's quite a journey
There was a time when Sunday would have meant something to me. But the days have lost all meaning to me now. The NEET life grinds the calendar into dust.
>cenno is of no help of late,
Are you receiving a payment? Is their hold up in receiving a payment?
>But the days have lost all meaning to me now. The NEET life grinds the calendar into dust.
I forgot to quote your post.
I like the weekends as I can do any normie administrative work (contacting people about work) and I will not expect a reply until Monday onward. When you do receive contact it feels that you have achieved something
I'm an idiot. Coated the weber in oven cleaner and left it for half an hour. Sprayed it off with the pressure washer. Was smart enough to put safety glasses on. Felt my face stinging and ignored it thinking it was just water from the pressure. Went back inside about half hour later and looked in the mirror and see blobs of oven cleaner on my face. Wash those off and the skin is bubbling away. One patch has eaten through to the meat underneath. GF 2018 may have suffered another setback.
>One patch has eaten through to the meat underneath.
Go see Dr Pajeet. For 2nd degree burns you can get a cream that helps speed it up the healing. I burned myself with plastic, ripped it off after not releasing it was melted on. I kept the wound clean but the fucker was only slowly healing. I got some cream from the Dr and it helped speed it up with a more noticeable recovery
Strewth mate you might need to pop into the emergency department.
I'm sure some women love the arson victim look neet
I'll be right, fellas. Stuck my face in the shower for a bit and have some medicine from Dans in the fridge.
If you have the right attitude to go with it they probably do.
That's the spirit.
What colour is your weber? I have always most admired the red ones.
Mine's a black one. It's the fancy one they released back in the 90's that has the ash bucket underneath and a thermometer on the lid.
There are some nice ones out there, green and burgundy included, but I think they're from generations past.
>have some medicine from Dans in the fridge.
Always providing the appropriate therapeutic goods NEETs require
Yeah it is always sad to see an older one neglected and rusting out in someone's yard.
They used to be made with much more quality. I have the cheapo weber I bought a few years back and the legs are so cheap and weak you can bend them like they are made of aluminium foil.
A quick google suggests nobody has made a weber kettle Pepe :-(
Probably got outsourced to China, just like everything else.
alas I have no artistic ability
can't we go back to /aus/ now?
You never left. And no "we" can't go back. It is much better here. None of the problems over there have been resolved.
Same here. Although it is as much technical ability that is lacking as artistic ability. I wish they had taught me photoshop at school. They taught me spreadsheet bullshit but not photo or video editing which would actually have been useful.
BO because he stinks lmao
Learning how to make pepes is not really important enough to be part of the public education curriculum
I don't agree with that.
When I was in HS the computers were so shitty like their network, which at times was just managing Word and PowerPoint. I would have loved to learned more about Photoshop and video editing, but it would have been uphill battle teaching beyond the real basics when addressing more technical aspects with the equipment
If every chad and stacy learned how to do it the market would crash
That is why that stupid meme is so popular, it's actually detrimental to have artistic ability when making them.
My HS computer lessons consistes of sneakily playing Stick Cricket instead of "researching" some bullshit topic
Memes are made for retards by retards and that's the way it should be
No there are some really good Pepes.
For me it was Granny's garden. I think we might be of different generations.
I remember Granny's Garden from Junior Primary School. That was on Amstrad CPC.
>not playing motherload and that Stickman RPG with the boys
I think I played on Commodore 64.
Just did the pile of dishes I'd been neglecting for a couple of weeks. Some of the cutlery had started to rust.
I'm ineligible for YA because mummybot owns a nice house so I fail the means test and am unsure how to get on newstart, for now I get money of doing delivery runs for this chinks bike business or through selling things on Gumtree, but it's getting bad so I think I'll ever look at wagie going or getting on to new start
It is indeed
>I'm ineligible for YA because mummybot owns a nice house so I fail the means test
I live with mummybot who owns a house and this has not been a problem for me when claiming YA.
Each day you wait is a day you are not paid for.
jesus I feel like a piece of shit when I leave them for a day
I don't do them until I start seeing mould growing.
Don't you worry about food poising when the plates are later used? I understand that it is cleaned off but that would be a concern of mine
The NEET life has many perils. We must be brave and face them.
>We must be brave and face them.
Holy fuck m8, hope you were exaggerating on that face wound. Sounds gnarly, what do they put in that shit?
My nuts stay dry until it gets to 40c.
My nuts are always surrounded by a cooling layer of precum
Is it possible to get yourself to care less about other people? I always feel bad for other people for things they have that are bad in their lives. I even find myself feeling sorry for people who have much better lives than myself.
It makes me depressed all the time.
Have you tried being a bitter loser
I think I am one aren't I?
Hey NEETS im back from my roadTrip
Tell us all about it mate.
Im bajo so I'm the only one who hasn't
lol that poor bastard.
It was mostly driving as by the time I got somewhere I realized I ran out of money
I also now know what gookneet means by you probably need to bring friends but my only friends are here
Never going to attempt suicide and pussy out again
I'll go on a trip with you if you promise not to rape or rob me
I'd have to ask the same of you though
Did you laugh at the name Chinkapook
I am not capable of laughter in my present state. But I registered it as amusing.
How long did the trip last?
2 days would of been longer but ran out of money
Life happened is all. My "present state" has been the case for several years now. Just crippling depression.
Where did you sleep?
Fair enough I'm probably going to get to that stage at some point
If only you could've seen into the future you would've given the BBQ-cleaning a miss. RIP m8
I wouldn't mind seeing dash-cam footage of your journey into the CBD, it would be comfy viewing. I've only ever been to VIC once when I saw Metallica a few years back, rented a car for a few days though I can't remember much of the areas I drove through apart from the port, some lake, driving past Luna park and driving through St.Kilda area late at night just to see the working girls (didn't pick any up though which I regret).
Everyday just Anotherday
I also once drove through Melbourne once
At peak hour
I still suffer ptsd from that day
Hopefully you're not drunk monk
Did you sleep in the car? In a tent?
No that is the NEET that transports Chink bikes around I think.
Nice pics, did you go for a dip at all?
I thought he couldn't drive
Nah it was a bit cold
So we have multiple Melbourne NEETs now
They can't help what their city has become.
At least they're bankrupting andrews
And I'm excited to see struggle street S3 and monk
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I watched this video and now I want to try meth. It looks like it might be good to do one time, although obviously doing it all the time would end badly.
Let me know when you're giving away blowey joeys for less than a goonbag apiece
Second this motion, it would really increase his qualifications for Struggle Street. Simply mention the dicks needing to be sucked to / meth hit ratio should do it. It will be above 10/1
At least I'd meet some people. So sick of being miserable and alone. this lifestyle is so shit that being a methhead might literally be an improvement.
t. has no one in their family who has done drugs
No it isn't stick to alcohol and smoking
Might as well skip the drugs and go straight to whoring then, at least that way you won't have to steal mummybots tv to buy meth
I would need the meth to get the confidence to leave the house to do the whoring.
I liked the video. Are you the guy who made the video about mindies a few months ago? Didn't realise you lived in adelaide because I rarely come to aus NEET threads
NEETKing made the mindies video, he lives in WA. The video you linked to was made by a different NEET.
>I rarely come to aus NEET threads
Why is that?
That was about 18 months ago now mate
I'm not really that much of a NEET, that's why.
God, time flies.
Was it uncomfortable?
I'm sperging out right now
It's so hot and humid here in adelaide and my breath smells like my cum which I just ate
The Indian drowning videos on liveleak are quite entertaining
I was there Yesterday and it was kinda cold and very windy
Sodium hydroxide (lye) mainly.
You seriously didn't know to take care around oven cleaner?
Why would you eat your cum?
We all make mistakes m80.
So I don't have to worry about cumsocks and cumstains.
>tfw 39c when the forecast was for 34c
I want to die tbh neetos
Do you like the taste?
I want to die too but the heat is the least of the reasons.
Is this what you fapped to, the drowning Indians?
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The NEETs video at the park got me back into feeding seagulls massive food items. I wanted to find a video of them eating a whole chicken, but I just couldn't
Am indifferent to it.
He will be an executive sized seagull if he keeps that up
He'll die of a ruptured bum hole if he keeps it up.
I would like you to stop eating it please.
Imagine though, the bird will force it and force it out. I can only hope it lands on someone while it flies away
I appreciate the politeness, but I will not be stopped at request.
Been thinking a lot about Australian butter. Feel sorry for you lads not getting the good stuff
No-one ever said British butter was any better. Danish, French and Irish are all better then UK garbage.
My family switched to margarine for a month because the butter just kept melting
We just eat Irish and Danish here, I'm not trying to be a butter supremacist
Put it in the fridge?
I'm seeing that prostitute tomorrow and I have had a thought. Is it better to not masturbate and then have it all built up when I see her or is it better to do the opposite and do it right before I see her or maybe I should do something in between.
Then it'll be too cold to spread and nobody wants to micromanage butter to stay at the right temperature.
Are you more worried about premature ejaculation? Then have a wank before. Are you more worried about erectile dysfunction? Then don't have a wank. Not sure? Have a wank.
Order a prostitute for an hour beforehand so you get it out of your system
I would say don't wank too much beforehand. It depends though on how easy you find it to get hard and to cum. There was a guy here who went to a hooker and couldn't get hard. It is a surprisingly common problem.
If you are worried about cumming too soon with the hooker, you usually pay them for their time. So if you pay for thirty minutes and cum within five, you still have 25 minutes to get hard again and fuck her again. Or you can just spend the 25 minutes left cuddling and feeling her tits.
Put it in the microwave for a few seconds
I like this one, god does his best to thin out the pajeet hoard
God has no hand in this, they do it themselves.
Easy spread butter?
Isn't margarine pretty much just that though.
That is butter mixed with vegetable oil. Not really butter at all. And usually not that easy to spread either.
Hmm. That makes sense I suppose, I have her for an hour after all.
Is that funny to you?
Yeah it is a newb mistake to cum and then think you have "blown it" and have to leave. If you are horny as fuck then cum three times if you want. Take the full hour.
Is it time for scary pepe?
Make sure you let us know how it goes with the prostitute mate.
I was going to make the new thread but I'm phoneposting on the shitter right now. Someone else will need to