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File: fc8f9103006c9f7⋯.png (109.88 KB, 500x332, 125:83, mountaindewbottlespepe.png)

 No.265[Reply]

Board rules

1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET.

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.77067[Reply]

OLD >>76305

You cunts

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 No.77488

>>77486

Same except I actually had strange esoteric dreams that made me wanna sleep


 No.77489

>>77487

They deliver them to your door in the morning in a shiny box


 No.77490

>>77487

>imblying


 No.77491

Cheesecake here

I'm meeting the girl again next saturday, I'm looking forward to it, I hopefully won't act like a sperg


 No.77492

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>>77491

I'll see you next Saturday too cheesy




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 No.76305[Reply]

OLD >>75560

Because the last OP didn't make the 101 - Introduction to NEETing joke

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 No.77062

Excruciating aboriginal bowel movement


 No.77063

我将为300只狗制作下一个主题


 No.77064

bad neet


 No.77065

Forbidden aboriginal orgy


 No.77066

>>77054

Has the committee decided on what pepe to use?




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 No.75560[Reply]

We must strive to reach the highest heights of esoteric NEETdom

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 No.76313

我恨你白色的败类

你永远不会给我我的帖子


 No.76314


 No.76315

>tfw depressed


 No.76316

>>76312

oi I was waiting for the right time, you've stolen my moment of glory mate


 No.76317

The End




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 No.74806[Reply]

Well NEETs, 100 threads it is, pretty big number, why not go out and indulge in a meat box and some Dan's to celebrate this milestone?

OLD:>>74024

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 No.75555

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>>75532

Mmmm that's the recipe for a good ol'e fashion

COSMOPOLITAN OBORIGINAL CREAM PIE

God I hope my designated retard worker has picked my inhaler up, I can't go in as a wheezing autist.

>>75533

My Ex con dad who takes crack suggested I go in smelling of piss like who used to do, I hope I can do this all nuanced like without the ham


 No.75556

>>75554

People say that every night.

8:23PM


 No.75557

>>75553

>No, a swiss made mechanical watch.

I average Mummybot's menstrual cycles over the year and, after some long division, derive a time pulse.


 No.75558

pepe on my wrist

PEPE ON MY WRIST


 No.75559

>>75555

It's worth a try especially if you just have to do it for the bux




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 No.74024[Reply]

I heard he reads books to homeless orphans and the astra is used as free transport for the disabled. He often gives up his bed and sleeps in his car when poor indigenous men need shelter and cares for his mother because she has diabetes but donates the carers payment to alcoholics anonymous.

The kindest and humblest NEET will never let on that this is the case and is constantly trying to fool the NEETs into thinking he is a hard narkyNEET.

But we know better and I just wanted to let you know that we acknowledge and appreciate how beautiful you are and the honour and privilege many of us feel when thinking of your compassionate, selfless ways.

We should all strive to be half as sweet as you.

As I was writing this he graciously gave his AB pack to a family of unfortunates in the park.

OLD >>73261

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 No.74803

>>74802

FIVE FAPS


 No.74804

Interracial regal intercourse


 No.74805

NEETS

HEY NEETS

YOU MOTHERFUCKING NEETS

hello


 No.74807

New thread fags

>>74806


 No.74811

this is the seven hundredth and fifty first post in this thread




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 No.73261[Reply]

I know all of youse were once wagies. Discuss what you secretly miss most about working.

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 No.74056

你很不好

走开

帖子都是我的


 No.74058

>>74054

Some places fill it with mostly chips and that ruins it.

The place near me does that (well, I've only bought one from them and it was like that) so I didn't buy it again,


 No.74059

>>74056

Going to the footy this weekend chingchongneet?


 No.74061


 No.74062

bum rash




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 No.72535[Reply]

Chris enjoys getting to know the kids at the youth centre.

OLD >>71787

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 No.73301

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 No.73302

directors cut gooncoma


 No.73304

>>73297

How? New threads start when the old one reaches 700 posts.


 No.73306

>>73304

Usually around 745ish


 No.73309

File: 37d9638c3a62680⋯.jpg (52.7 KB, 600x480, 5:4, vGkEH.jpg)

Bitches just can't resist an executive




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 No.71787[Reply]

Old thread: >>71032

Suspended imageboard animation is the inducement of a temporary cessation or decay of main posting functions, including shitposting, to a hypometabolic state in order to try to preserve its energy

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 No.72540

>>72501

wait, so there are schools for cafe work? is that why they give them all to eurofags? coz they can write whatever on their resume ?


 No.72541

>>72538

except liberal thinking. weed is seen as the devil. retarded


 No.72542

So close to new thread time.


 No.72543


 No.72545

>>72541

I don't get what you mean.




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 No.71032[Reply]

Have you bowed down to the overlords yet because I have

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 No.71781

Can you guys please hold off while I make the new thread?

thank you


 No.71782

>>71781

Certainly.


 No.71783

>>71782

thanks won't be a sec


 No.71784

I think it's a ruse to try to get us to not make a new thread. Mischievous NEET.


 No.71785

File: a57bcbab4e86ece⋯.png (7.36 KB, 420x420, 1:1, nu pepe.png)

>>71784

me? do that?




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 No.70274[Reply]

Do you NEETs collect anything?

Postage stamps?

Bottle caps?

OLD: >>69517

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 No.71027

>>71016

No its further down the road, just follow the goon smell


 No.71028

>>71017

Living the dream


 No.71029

>>71023

Seems legit, petrol's fucked and prices are varying a fair bit, also it's Saturday, the worst day to buy fuel


 No.71030

File: 73b7f3bd77b4b41⋯.png (127.75 KB, 559x512, 559:512, dan.png)


 No.71031

>>71024

Ref didn't see player hit player I mean come on




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 No.69517[Reply]

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OLD >>68768

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OLD >>68768

OLD >>68768

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 No.70267

>>70264

In the next thread


 No.70268

>>70265

next gen of what

>>70266

fuck jews

>>70267

alright


 No.70269

Pakistani made threads


 No.70270

>>70241

I hope it'll be alright after surgery\healing.

Sadly I don't play any of these games, would've been nice to have a common interest.


 No.70271

There are so many things that you and I have never done that we could do, and in doing so we learn a new skill which would only improve our confidence and quality of life.




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 No.68768[Reply]

I did not consent to this thread.

OLD >>68010

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 No.69515

I completely ignored your link to Chemist Warehouse.


 No.69516

>>69514

I used that spray to quit smoking, there is 150 sprays per bottle, and yes nicotine is highly addictive.


 No.69518

>>69514

that nicotine is highly addictive is debatable, it might be in the presence of all the other shit that is in ciggerettes, but this is just nicotine itself, i've been using it on and off for about 6 months, take breaks for a week here and there because i run out and forgot to buy more, i dont feel compelled to have it though, but this is at 1 or 2 sprays a day, if you were doing 30 sprays you would maybe get addicted but 1 or 2 is nothing really

it's also a great nootropic

the nicorette is $27, 150 sprays, and should last you 3 months or so

>>69516

it's only addictive if you were a smoker, if he is a non-smoker and uses 1-2 sprays a day, it's nothing and isn't addiction building without the presence of all the other shit in ciggs


 No.69519

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 No.69520

Nonexistent aboriginal crib




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 No.68010[Reply]

Dan is fighting, he beat the (((Tea)) chink and now he progresses

https://cytu.be/r/8chanmania

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 No.68763

Whither the new thread?


 No.68764

>>68762

Madness, the extra quantities of NEET piss in the environment then will destroy everything


 No.68765

>>68763

Stop wasting space on stupid questions. We need to conserve posts!


 No.68766

>>68765

Mods are going to ban shit tier posting on ausneet by 2030. They'll be a target of one thread per week. Rare Dan's and OC will be excepted from the shitposting rule


 No.68767

Check the catalog negroes. this thread is done.




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 No.67254[Reply]

Did you go to church today NEETs? I bet you all have a lot to confess.

Old thread: >>66495

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 No.68009

DAN WINS HIS FIRST MATCH


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 No.68013

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 No.68014

Who did Dan fight? Did anyone get a video?


 No.68015

>>68014

>>>/v/14749813




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