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The 150th /NEET/ general.

The year is almost over. How has your 2017 panned out? Any moments from the thread stand out?



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I'd never go for a fatty, but i'd go for a 4/10 autismo girl.



Wouldn't most 4/10 autismogrills be fatties ?



autismos are generally skinny, it's like they have a fast metabolism or something.



I think they're just autistically picky about food



You're probably right.

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…By running the worlds largest darknet Child Porn website for over 12 months.

But not just running it,but posting much content.



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Is this real?



classical aussie trolls



Fuck off kraut

Unlike you german kunts we dont like pedo's here,and especially pedo cops using their badges as an excuse.


this must be bullshit as there is no way that police could get away with running child porn sites.

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Bajo is probably lying in a ditch somewhere, after his ABC cocaine money ran out.

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In case you were wondering, NichBoy positively LOVES loot crates…


i like bajo



Did you finger him in a nightclub ?


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Of all the limited edition consoles to give away…


Hex fingered herself in a nightclub. It's been a ploy for oppression points this entire time.

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how's your local news access /aus

Mine is struggling a bit

/proxies required for independent local news ?

This one is good for the moment https://hide.me/en/proxy

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> A Russian agricultural development meeting is not necessarily the place you would expect to see President Vladimir Putin reduced to a fit of the giggles.

> But when agriculture minister Alexander Tkachev suggested exporting pork to Muslim-majority Indonesia, Putin saw the funny side.

> "Indonesia is a Muslim country, they do not eat pork…" Putin said giggling.

> "Ok. South Korea then," responded Tkachev. "Production growth is a result of increasing… It does not matter!"


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>NZ just appointed a 37 year old woman as their PM


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she looks okay tho

got some choppers on her

> Lugh's projectile weapon, whether a dart or missile, was envisioned by symbolic of lightning-weapon.[39] Lugh's sling rod, named "Lugh's Chain", was the rainbow and the Milky Way. Unlike the rod-sling, Lugh had no need to wield the spear himself. It was alive and thirsted so for blood that only by steeping its head in a sleeping-draught of pounded fresh poppy seeds could it be kept at rest. When battle was near, it was drawn out; then it roared and struggled against its thongs, fire flashed from it, and it tore through the ranks of the enemy once slipped from the leash, never tired of slaying.[40]


> Jacinda Ardern with partner Clarke Gayford.

> votes for hay marriage

> not married

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maybe we oughta rethink that autosage thing, last thread was 20posts dead


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>4th pic, they look kinda related


never question memes



haha Usyd's idea of "questioning the accepted" is fag marriage.

>not questioning multiculturalism


>women voting



nose surgery too confusing; dick stuck in onaho


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>NSW teacher Gabrielle Maina has been shot dead during a robbery in the Kenyan capital of Nairob

>October 20, 2017 5:06pm


>The school's website said the mother of two boys moved to Kenya "so her children can grow up with their extended family".

>"As an English teacher, Gabrielle was known for her passion for poetry as well as her work mentoring students from low SES backgrounds, which included running a homework centre for students," the federation said.

how much pottery for the poetry teacher can you spot in the .mp4?


>Former Sarah Redfern High School teacher Gabrielle Maina shot dead in Nairobi

> dailytelegraph

>Close friend Carolina Gonzalez-Escaida, based in Sydney, said Ms Maina moved to Nairobi with her two sons so they could grow up around their father Cyrus’ extended family.

>“She was determined to go there, she didn’t have any family support here,” Ms Gonzalez-Escaida said.

>"She wanted her children to grow up with aunties, uncles, cousins, in a family oriented environment.”

>Ms Maina and her husband separated early this year and she visited Australia in July.



>NSW woman Gabrielle Maina was shot dead in the exclusive Nairobi suburb of Karen on Thursday morning, local time, during a botched robbery reportedly involving assailants on motorbikes.

>sky news


exclusive suburb?

>As of 2010, Karen remained populated by large numbers of American, German, Japanese, and ScandinaviPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>"We have a chapter in most major cities in Australia, and while we don't discuss numbers, we're sure we have more recruits than you'd like us to have."

>"If they've gone through the training and they're building this mentality of conflict and being able to carry weapons or firearms, and being able to use self defence, then it just takes something to trigger some sort of violent act.

>They are about violence and hatred. This is not about expressing an opinion or participating in a civil debate. This is about killing people."

They got a fucking article of the leftie den of filth known as ABC.

Guys are they Australia's American Nazi Party?

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In a way, Scientology have kind of got the method down for weeding out the undesirables, got it to scale, made it persistent, and not rely on high turn-over of grunts like regular crime does. That a number of the organized anti-imm groups have come from religious orgs is another suggestion that the basic layered-access-cult system is a way of doing it… perhaps.



Leftwing groups have modeled themselves after the Scientologists.



And the scientologists modelled themselves after goatfuckers



Oh hey, just making a suggestion, so, like, Rightwing groups don't self-destruct a week after forming when a butthurt 3rd-in-command spreads a lie about the Leader of the group having a Jewish great-great-great Grandparent. Like always fucking happens.



Oh hey, so like,what is, like, a like you know,massive like, faggot like you , like doing here anyway ?

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1. you get to create the next prime minister of australia from scratch. describe him

2. what does futuristic australia look like?

3. what public art do you propose for your city?


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1. pic related

2. robots do everything and fuckin every cunt is bludging like the good ol days

3. a fuckin huge working v8 engine


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I had a vision.


1 Adolf Hitler with an Aussie accent

2 Exactly the same but everyone is white

3 None except those old bronze statues, fuck all this plastic modern art shit

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I'm sick of this whore being lauded as some sort of fucking hero, I'm done.

Lets make a scenario here, you are an ADF soldier who's done your basic, starting your career in the Army and all that shit, so to wind down after those harsh weeks you go to your local brothel and start snorting lines of cocaine and sniffing out of hookers ass cracks, eventually you cook your brain so much that you have an aneurysm and die right on the show floor, in the inevitable media fiasco what would you think would happen, would your very legacy be put into question, or would you be found a hero loved by many?

It would be likely the fore, because any rational human would raise an eyebrow at the circumstances of your death and there would likely be an investigation into the 'toxic' culture of the ADF, but not here.

This wretch was found with 11 guys, alone, in an apartment Stag Party after dying of 'Misadventure', not a normal party, a Stag Party, with 11 guys, alone.

There are lots of things that could happen here

Now remember, the case is being treated as Misadventure

"Investigators are treating the death as a potential case of misadventure and will prepare a report for the coroner, who will determine the cause of death."


It may turn out that it's not what i have implied at all, but the use of 'Misadventure' by the police and a Stag Party consisting of 11 Men in their 20s-30s with this one woman paints a picture in most people's heads.

And the upsetting part here is the Media has gone on an emotionally charged campaign bawwing at the death of a slut who literally got fucked to death, Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Nope, fuck that shit.

That creature gets friendly fire on it first opportunity.


How hard is it to meet the physical criteria to join the ADF?

I'm a fat fuck and was wondering how much weight I'd have to lose to have a crack at joining.



Not sure if it's still the same but it used to be 20 push ups,50 sit ups and doing a 3km run in 20 minutes.

Not 100% sure about the run tbh.

That's just to get in, they work you pretty hard during basic training to weed out the slackers.

Having said that once you're in you can do what you want.

Something like 40% of our troops are unfit for active service.


I could easily do that before I gained all this weight.

Welp, time to start eating less. Thanks.



If you do look at doing a trade through the army.

It's well worth it, you get a decent wage rather than apprentice pay.

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My family have been going through family trees to find out more about our heritage, all we really knew was French and American. Last night it was discovered that my Great, Great, Great Grandfather was a half cast.

So I'm a fuckin abo now cunts, what's the first thing I do to take advantage of it?

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Wow !!

You sure put us in our place m8 !!!

I shall now change my life and stop loathing filthy fucking niggers,worthless shitty boongs and stinking lazy fucking pajeets.

I may even become a muslim.



> 10x as respectable than the white cunts i've seen on imageboards

>on imageboards

Well people aren't exactly on their best behaviour on an image board




If you can do the maths for this then you are not abbo.



Nah, cenno does the maths for them.

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Let's get this one out of the way so we can get to the big 1 5 0. Feels like we only just made it to three figures. I wonder what number will mark the last of all neet generals?

OLD >>147508

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Obvious gay cunts come into my work all the time, I still treat them as normal people because I'm a professional



did you ask her out?


Just had fap number three, when I was a neet I would have been on number 6


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I can only summon the enthusiasm to fap once or twice week now I'm a wagecel.



made a new thread. Fucked up the OP. I only meant to use one pic

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Ok lads, word has it that japan is selling sex robots as opposed to the real thing. Would anyone consider purchasing these in the near future? Do you think this would be better than the real thing or just plain bollocks? I am considering purchasing one of these to make my gf jealous as she is presently being an annoying bitch.


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I want a robotic doll that looks like a little girl.

And why the fuck ???

But the sad thing is that i can be found guilty of "child" pornography if i own such a thing….world is fucked.



the fuck did i just watch!??!



that turned me on….am i pedo now?


Dice rollRolled 2, 1, 2 + 4 = 9 (3d3)


not unless you want to fuck an actual little girl, anon.


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>buy doll

>buy ai (siri alexa or some shit)

>pretend ai is the doll


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Look at all these Pilbarra Pedos!

>~30 men, ~300 charges.

>22-69 years old, some with previous histories.


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>22-69 years old,

At least some must be white. No boongs survive to 69 years old.



You're bound to get a few outliers when the government throws infinite resources at all of them.


I thought pedophilia was normal


shrug nothing else to do in the pilbara lol



whats happening here

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who would win?

you can choose the competition

but try to be fair about it

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>Boat sinkers II


>not PAL



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>when you piss off polystralia and Hutama uses abo slang



>took bombs

fuckin struth m8

the nips bombed alot more than just darwin


At one point they flew 400km inland from Darwin to bomb an airfield because they though there might allied bombers there. They killed 2 abos and some poor lady.


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>Fought alongside Burgerstan in 'Nam

>An imperialist war conjoined with France to prevent the Vietnamese from organizing their own government and reunifying

>This is supposed to make Australia "better"


australia, because although oz and canada have roughly the same asian percentage, asians are not really visible in the society at the top levels. our government is pretty much all white while canada's government is half full of shitskins

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hey cunts, does anyone have the uncensored full titties image of that Richmond fan who posted topless with the premiership medal? as seen here



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You're fucking welcome


source on the other pic?

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If any cunt wants that pic of the Richmond fan here it is. You're all fucking welcome

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They are some fucking awesome bewbs!



Are you the guy with the mannequin?


anyone got the ass pic of the other girl??



so prove it or stfu



who cares there's no penis

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