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Im considered aboriginal, and my mum wanted me to know that every waking moment of my life.

It didnt matter that i had white skin, blonde hair and blue eyes, becuase my blue eyed white skined father with europoid features was considered "aboriginal".

Yeah i grew up around aboriginals but i consider myself post racial now.

Everyone got drunk all the time when i was a kid.

If a family acquaintance died, everyone used it as an excuse to do hard drugs or drink until passing out crying.

My white mum was an ex-vegan feminist and single. She ide tified with the "pain" of aboriginal people and used me and my siblings as a way for her to weasle herself into any aboriginal community she wanted.

A few years she literally took everyone (younger sibling as well) to a dangerous protest march where cops rammed their horses into the crowd.

She acts lile she gives a fuck about aboriginals but she enables them to stay pathetic and hopless.

My whole childhood and early adulthood was her brainwashing me with munchausen.

Blew my special needs way the fuck out of proportion and made me overeat whicj screwed up my hunger and made me fat at 7years old.

She fucked with my head so i developed more compulsions, brain problems and fears.

The fat ruined my health and made me monsterously ugly which gave me gender confusion becuase i was not a cute girl anymore but a big gross eric cartman.

As a 13yo, my leg rashss turned into leaking wounds and boils.

I had puberty complications caused by weight.

I missed too much school and failed.

I felt like a retarded ugly looser.

I got fatter and diagnosed with a thyroid disorder.

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Mate that sucks, what sucks more is that I can totally relate.

My mum is a bipolar feminist.

She took us from our father and made crazy accusations about him trying to kill her so she could get custody.

She is full on white guilt man hating cunt.

She decided it would be a good idea while she was crazy that she should let pretty much a whole tribe of stinking alcoholic boongs move in to the house with us.

I had to listen to her being fucked by a boong in the next room every night. She was trying to make a half caste.

My sister and I were both touched in our beds by drunk boong(s) while she was being pretty much raped, you can't really consent while in the middle of a psychotic episode.

The government kept us in her custody because "taking her children away wouldn't be good for her mental health".

I now have a half caste sibling and suffer from ptsd and a number of other health issues due to her neglect.

I was malnourished and pretty much anorexic so pretty much the other end of the scale to you.



9/10 story. Why didn't you just kill her and blame it on the aboriginals?



Man i didnt get touched or nothing by them but once a drunk aboriginal stranger dude was invited to my mums drunk house party and he wandered into the bathroom when i was in the bath(curtains) and wouldnt leave until i yelled for someone to take him out.

The next day my crazy mum was yelling and screamcrying all concerned like saying "OMG SOMETHING HAPPENED TELL ME" and im like wtf NO! I just want her to fug off.

I bet she wanted it to happen so she could have another sob story to tell.

My younger siblings are more aboriginal than me and my older sister.

I know she did it on purpose becuase she wanted more obvious aboriginal kids. She was able to get into more aboriginal comunities and programs becuasee of them.

The father was a 19 yearold gangster wannabe that bonded with my mum over their bad childhoods while getting drunk and smoking weed or whatever.

Mum was almosy 10 years older than him.

I found it icky.

He was an asshole as well.

Everyone likes bob marly and got drunk all the freaking time.

I was mad when i found out bob marly was into drugs.



Also what areyour health issues and did you get away from her?



Yeah I left home at 15 and lived on the street for a while.

I'm doing fairly well now, trying not to let my past hold me back. I work and have my own home so I guess thats better than most, I still have to deal with my trust issues, especially with women, I've been single for so long and feel like I have wasted alot of my youth feeling sorry for myself.

My health issues are things like PTSD, depression, anxiety etc..

Ingrown toenails from a mother who would rather buy weed than new shoes for me.

A fondness for getting fucked up so I can stop thinking about my shitty childhood and a love of opiates - im not an addict in the sense that I take them every day, just more than twice a month.

Thankfully she left the state to go mooch off another family member. We don't talk.


I was too young to realise just how shit of a person she is, I knew the boongs were shit cunts though, I wanted their stinking asses out of my house even though they gave me (9-10y/o) alcohol and ciggies. I was already smoking then anyway, another habit I picked up from my useless mother at a young age along with smoking weed.

I was so close to killing one of the drunk abbo cunts with a bed post one night though.


fucking bob marley.. man i cant stand that shit, the memories it brings back

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Is our financial situation fixable?

>mainly property price driven market (see https://medium.com/@matt_11659/matt-barrie-australias-economy-is-a-house-of-cards-6877adb3fb2f)

>low mining income or even coal propects

>declining manufacturing, especially in car manufacturing, IT and other sectors

>increasing government corruption and "nanny-state" environment (to pay bills)

>increasing brain drain of tech experts

We need a more diversified economy, but how do we do it?

I say it's time to burn our midnight oil called the natural gas industry to decrease the cost of petroleum on our families and the leverage the competing foreign petroleum companies have on us for their profits.

But that property bubble, what the fuck do we do there?


>We need a more diversified economy, but how do we do it?

voter the liberal jew loving scum out of government


you'll never have as bad of an economic situation as us


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why contain it?

accelerate it

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1. you get to create the next prime minister of australia from scratch. describe him

2. what does futuristic australia look like?

3. what public art do you propose for your city?

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I'd introduce a new elective: a course in banter (under the label "Australian Culture Studies")


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Introduce mandatory reading of stirner to purge all SJWs and Nazi faggots





I'd pull the country all the way back to the early convict times, get bongolian fucktards to get out, and live the comfy bushranger life; a radio playing Waltzing Matilda in my backpack, a gun by my side, and some good lads. Fuck Prime Ministers. Fuck Politics. Fuck Economics. All I need is the vast outback and some lads.

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Any femanons on tonight? ;) bored and lonely looking for smart girl to tall to


youve posted this same pic on like 5 different boards


most """women""" on imageboards are either trannies or deranged neetettes



whats the point in having a dick that huge? youll never be able to go balls deep and youll hurt most girls.

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Anon, stop trying to make "cunt" happen

It's not going to happen




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im gonna poo


OP is a cunt


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Actually, I agree.

Back in the 1970s-80s, the word was "Westie" throughout NSW QLD, and non-city Victoria… but then a TV show produced by a Melburnian Investment Banker had a character who said the Melbourne-Kew area word "Bogan" all the fucking time. After 5 years, people who didn't interact with their communities much used "bogan" like they thought /everyone/ knew it. 20 years later, it's fucking used on slack-social websights like Reddit, along with Steve Irwen worship, VB beer, "straya", etc.

Likewise, "cunt" is another affluent-area Victorian thing that social media products use instead of their actual local area lingo. My area of Newcastle used "tard" when I was growing up. Western Australia mostly uses "cheeky". Using "Cunt" is a red-flag you're a programmed tard.



>Western Australia mostly uses "cheeky"

I never heard this growing up in WA, I thought it was a Britbong meme. Other than that I think your appraisal of Australian colloquialisms is on the mark.



Instead of tard, we used "sped".

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Where did all you new cunts come from and how did you hear about our board?

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Actually two years ago


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scarnon cunce i've been here before but it was a very long time ago

i left because the neet threads were too depressing and there wasn't fuck all else going on here except for a couple of half baked shitpost threads


I found /aus/ from /pol/. I enjoyed Australians from backpacking.

You are all such friendly people, even when you are cunts.

Not abboriginies however they are like turbo gypsies and good for nothing except the ovens


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I need to flee internetically.

My countrymen are cancer.

I hate them so much, they're the most normalfag board after /tv/. Some of their normal messages are still burned in my head, revolting mind and stomach and reminding me of everything that is wrong.

They're apes that will not be fine when stuff happens, yet won't revolt against their system. It's a land of cuckolds whose only value seem to be in life is to roast the next cuckold they can find. They only know how to flee, like the beaners they are.

Why oh why does the first world has so much sense of camaraderie, while the land of savages can only repeat like the monkeys they are, what the true west is saying.

And not even the good stuff of the west, just the worst, cause that's what they can do.

They don't even do quality posting, they can't. They can only imitate and intimidate in manners a monkey would do.



>turbo gypsies

they only seem fast because you can't see them well at night

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any other funny groups around? what's to be done about them, assuming they don't eat each other and fall apart by themselves?

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am i reading this shit right?


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>everyone in my street is right wing

>see a 'protest milo yiannapolous' poster in the street

>rally the gang to find out who did this

>mfw it was the hispanic exchange students living next door


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peterson's in town, can someone tweet some of these groups to him?

would be good to stir them up and bring them into the overton window, before they slip behind the curtains and pull the strings



Agreed. Father grant me the strength to chokeslam the next melbournian I see.

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Clive Palmer has started a new facebook group gathering the best and brightest shitposters


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>I've already been blocked




>knowing any fucking thing about how to save our economy



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Not a huge fan of Clive but he called Murdoch's ex-wife of being a Chinese spy years before anyone else did.

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At a dress up party for work. So I dress up as an abo. Fuck'n get let go because the one black prick says it's racist for someone out of his culture to dress like that. I can't help but notice the black prick dresses himself in a suit made by white people. Cunts fucked. Why is nobody call him out for wherein the white mans closes. Fuck'n black prick.



How authentic was your costume? Did you even bother to bring a 1L PET bottle full of unleaded? Maybe they let you go for not putting in enough effort to try and pretend to be one of the modern world's least developed races.

If your black co-worker was bothered enough to be dressed up properly you could at least try to apply yourself.


did you mention your 1/64th aboriginal ancestry


you're a fuckin retard for dressing up as an aboriginal at a work party


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coulda said you were part abbo



This, honestly. Regardless of your feelings on the situation, you should have known this would get you fired. So unless you're legitimately mentally subnormal, don't complain to us because you did something you knew your normal ass coworkers couldn't deal with.

Fuckin' idiot.

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new youtube/video/webm/multimedia thread

other's autosaging

would've sworn this video only had 200 views just two days ago

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Feets, do your duty


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>Agro Adults Only


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>Beautiful Bondi, 1926

>An early silent documentary showing the attractions of Bondi Beach and the surrounding Waverley area. Beaches include Bondi, Bronte and Tamarama. Surfing, swimming, sunbaking, life savers, all the beach activities and features that are seen on these beaches today were just as popular in the 1920s. Hotels and apartment developments are seen under construction, many of which remain as Bondi heritage today. NFSA: 8966


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story behind the milk powder craze

>Milk and Chocolate SMUGGLING worse than HEROIN smuggling in CHINA!


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Can you stop fucking forgetting that tassie is here too cunts? I dont care if were fucking deranged but dont fucking pretend were part of NZ.

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I don't mind Tasmanians, I've got a good friend who's one.

Got a good head on him, real switched on. Can't say the same for the other head though.


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i thought they were breeding dinosaurs and shit down in tassie

are you telling me people actually live there?


I dated a tasmanian girl for a while (long distance you understand, I'm not one.) She would fly in and fly out. She was up for everything in a way that girls from the mainland just aren't. I mean everything.



careful bro tassie girls are headcases



>dated in past tense

Yeah man believe me I know.

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Can anyone explain to me why the fuck the aus government logo appears on bookmark icons? I think it only appears like this when DNS hasn't fully resolved yet and you bookmark before it completes. Using waterfox. Bookmark in screenshot was for 8ch.net

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There was legislation passed a few years ago requiring ISPs to store user metadata for at least two years which caused a huge commotion on Whingepool.




could be your gay ass dns servers, since gobberment doesn't really do much lmao



>Apparently VPNs don't provide any security at all anymore in Aus (from government bodies anyway)

Some form of reference would be nice. If a VPN can provide some minimal form of security to Americans I struggle to believe that the Australian Government holds more power in being able to circumvent VPNs.



He's wrong. A VPN can only be made insecure by the VPN provider. The traffic between the user and the VPN is encrypted. The ISP can tell that the traffic is encrypted and the connection you are connected to. Under the current metadata laws, the only information the government has is your IP address.

Most good VPNs do not log traffic, but if you use services that log your IP your identity can be comprised and people have been convicted on this information. Google services log your IP and if you were going someone illegal that there is evidence you were connect to an IP at the time the other crime was committed. Not definitive proof but still evidence.



There can be different types of information leaks while connected to a VPN, but most decent providers should provide their own program that overcomes these difficulties or provides detailed instructions to overcome these issues.

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Bajo is probably lying in a ditch somewhere, after his ABC cocaine money ran out.

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Posted today…



Did you also see her anti-gun post just before that? "Never seen a gun except on a police officer" Fucking retard.


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Holy shit they got renewed



Hex gonna get big.



wow how does she still act as fake as her "hire me abc2" video from years ago?

lol she deleted her abc2 audition video

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Here's my idea of bringing rain into the Australian desert.

It's basically an orbital sunshade that covers a huge expanse of the southern ocean, the idea is to allow winter ice to extent far northwards. This will be conductive to cool Antarctic fronts which will sweep over Australia delivering rain deep into the interior making habitable land.

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cold air doesnt carry water

warm air carries water

it only rains when warm air becomes cold


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WA is shitty enough already without pummeling it with tri yearly cat 5 cylcones and random cold snaps



>the real question is what sort of effects a green australia would have on the rest of the World

Who cares? fuck the rest of the world



I thought of a dumb idea. If we could sink it into the ground a little, and create a thicker layer of trees, then introduce TONS of moisture to create low clouds, hopefully we could produce like, a miniature climate that has tons of rain



can someone with a science braine tell me how this wouldnt work?

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How the fuck do i get weed in melbourne when im a depressed neet?

anons in the past here have told me to use CL and that shitty webehigh website but both have been scrubbed - how do i find peoples wickrs to get the drugs anon

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I am suffering, that's why I want the weed.





What are you suffering from



do you have bad glaucoma?


yeah m8 i can hook u up meet me at 226 flinders ln this saturday

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