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File: 910c3ebc656ca41⋯.jpg (17.03 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault[1].jpg)

 No.60445[Reply]

What happened to SoftannaPL? Did she stop posting because someone here found her face a while back? Why do you ruin everything?

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 No.70636

>>60445

because of the adpoc she had to find a job as a toiler cleaner


 No.70653

>>70622

Published on Oct 3, 2014


 No.70727

>>70622

The few seconds it took me to open the thread after seeing this post were the first time I felt happiness in months. Unfortunately this video is an old one. I still don't know if I should call you a fucking cunt or not.

>>70624

She's an adorable woman, being jewish is just a plus.

And I know what you're talking about.

t. millenial


 No.70735

>>70727

>being jewish is a plus

If anyone ever had any doubts that we're infected with JIDF shills working overtime…


 No.70746

>>70735

>infected

Are you implying there is something wrong with being jewish? I wish I could get a gf who belongs to the master race. I wish that gf would be SoftAnna.

>tfw no soft gf




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 No.43212[Reply]

So, who's going to be the first to cum tribute and send it to her?

Also general gibi worship thread

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 No.70738

>>70737

Or you could just google "penis size india", and visit the first link that shows up ;)


 No.70741

>>70738

So what did you expect me to do? To take out a measuring tape and measure every indian guy penis by myself? Don't go full retard. JS. And at least i am providing the information from a genuine source.


 No.70742

File: 0631cbf4ba58539⋯.jpg (252.59 KB, 1145x1133, 1145:1133, Picture1.jpg)

>>70737

Nobody cares about your shit ridden country and its disgusting shit skinned population, literally kill yourself


 No.70743

>>70741

MensXP.com and Mandatory.com, both have a good SEO rating with Google. Go figure.


 No.70745

>>70742

Man, how dumb are you?. You are showing a 16 year old data. A lot has been changed since then.




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 No.70575[Reply]

dibs

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 No.70718

Isn't she 16? Might want to chill out a bit guys.


 No.70724

File: 6fb707a35ccb7ae⋯.png (12.42 KB, 321x321, 1:1, pedro.png)

She looks alright, but she seems like. a vapid whore

"No"


 No.70736

>>70608

Are you new


 No.70739

>>70736

nice reddit spacing


 No.70740

>>70696

I changed my mind, she looks like a generic YouTube whore. "Look at me I'm pretty, send me Patreonbux." Goddamn bitches.




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 No.70155[Reply]

Subject tbh

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 No.70658

File: d48edc9a230f7a7⋯.jpg (16.29 KB, 412x284, 103:71, 1486178844358.jpg)

>>70657

Are you a tranny?


 No.70725

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ASMRepzion needs your help. All of his shitlording vids got demonetized and he nees a new scam. Seeing as how all of you faggots got the yellow fever for Sinn0h and gave him a pass and want him to breed your wives and daughters with his based yellow aussie seed, Repzion decided to cash in the same way. Hop on his dick, you faggots, because at lease his not a nigger muslim like Kitty. New King of the Hate Dungeon? Dick riding and kike faggotry ensues.


 No.70726

>>70155

Get this fucking bearded woman off the first page.


 No.70729

File: ca6e194ba13d50e⋯.gif (4.3 MB, 480x272, 30:17, no tears only sleep.gif)

>>70725

>ABSOLUTELY BUTCHERED ENGLISH

How drunk are you, anon?

Pelagea understands that you are butt hurt. Pelagea just wants you to be "all the time happy" and tingle. No more words, anon. It's time to sleep it off. We'll see you tomorrow.


 No.70744

>>70729

The only thing pelagea wants to be is a filthy muslim whore




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 No.70362[Reply]

It seems a lot of ASMRtists are female, so I was wondering, who are your favorite male ASMRtists?

Pictured is my favorite one, SensorAdi:

https://www.youtube.com/user/SensorAdi

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 No.70433

File: 319834e7d44b32e⋯.jpg (60.42 KB, 496x480, 31:30, 1508154125852.jpg)

>>70421

He's always been great and still is. He uses clickbait titles in a funny way in my opinion. Also, he thought he could live off of ASMR and that dream just came crumbling down with the adpoc, it's understandable. He's one of the very few in the game that I completely respect. He's very good at what he does, he keeps it real and he's a great guy overall even in the comments. If someone deserves to make it in ASMR, it's him.


 No.70497

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Varg is goat


 No.70536

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>>70497

*2nd GOAT


 No.70705

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Phoenician Sailor.


 No.70722

>>70705

Sailor is fucking BASED!




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 No.69855[Reply]

Round 1: Guybi or Adam Sandler?

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 No.70688

>>70687

Is that Guybi's new cosplay?


 No.70690

>>70688

Yes. That was back when she was cosplaying as your girlfriend.


 No.70693

>>70690

You must mean that time when your mom was paying me to have sex with her.


 No.70695

>>70693

That would have worked out for you if you hadn't found me in your bed with my penis impaled in your mother from her cunt to her mouth :(


 No.70698

>>70250

Becuck is a mentally deranged looney tune that should be locked up.




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 No.68072[Reply]

When Pelagea smiles, I smile.

previous thread >>62551

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 No.70595

>>69111

Keking that someone spent so much time on this Jesus Christ.


 No.70616

File: e2b0670e78570d7⋯.jpg (181.39 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 22581944_200534677155442_5….jpg)

I'd have a better chance with Pelagea if I could turn into a rodent.


 No.70686

File: eac0575c91f7f37⋯.jpg (143.81 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, Snow-White-Talks-to-the-An….jpg)

>>70616

Pelagea lives in a filthy, rundown, rodent-infested slum, but she is so charming and lovable that she has made friends with the vermin.


 No.70689

>>70616

A new colab with Glow?! Can't wait for the video!


 No.70694

File: 1e298cf4a1ed668⋯.mp4 (5.02 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Pelagea (@pelagea_asmr) • ….mp4)




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 No.67403[Reply]

Hot and good. She is going to blow up

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 No.70675

Don’t need to have the mic right in front of your face.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LeqXVaQkW0g


 No.70676

>>70675

So it only took 6 videos for her to talk about cocks?


 No.70682

>>70675

Embed, motherfucker!


 No.70691

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>>70675

Learn how to post on 8chan first, newfag.


 No.70692

>>70691

Thumbnail makes it look like the rabbit is preparing to suck the head of a ghost.




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 No.27889[Reply]

Hnnggghhhh~

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 No.70652

File: 15283f1df859ef3⋯.jpg (33.83 KB, 426x341, 426:341, Dumping my reaction folder….jpg)


 No.70661

>>70645

FUUUUUUUUUUCK


 No.70665

>>70645

Came here to post this. GAWD DAMN she makes my brain melt.


 No.70683

>>70645

Embed, motherfucker!


 No.70685

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 No.70594[Reply]

Just for fun a collection of rare ASMR by celebrities.

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 No.70662

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Cara Delevingne ASMR


 No.70663

File: a3d18b06223aab4⋯.gif (713.6 KB, 498x280, 249:140, 1501683665056.gif)


 No.70666

As if most of these uncelebrated celebrities even possess the necessary faculty to be able to experience ASMR.


 No.70684

>>70594

These celebrities think they can just waltz in here and do ASMR? Don't they realize that performing ASMR is a craft, a skill requiring years of practice, learning, and dedication? ASMRtists train for years in Buddhist monasteries under strict tutelage before they're allowed to make their first tapping video.


 No.70734

>>70594

The fact that anyone (((CTR))) would want us to fanboy or celebrate (((Hollywood))) elites in any way, is confirmation that these agents are here and shitting all over this board and 8chan as a whole. Fuck (((Hollywood))) and all of the elite kikes who live there. Fuck you too, OP. You're a faggot, as always. Fuck you for suggesting a kike worship thread.




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 No.58131[Reply]

why there's no new Agasa thread? what happened to the Agasa-fags?

new Agasa thread

last one http://oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/asmr/res/53128.html

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 No.70630

>>70583

>>70584

>>70585

What am I supposed to be looking at?


 No.70648

File: 8472f1d765b664a⋯.jpg (308.8 KB, 957x790, 957:790, 1502433692977.jpg)

>>70584

>>70583

>>70585

Good job anon now don't be greedy and give us a good pics of her boobs


 No.70650

File: 4aad47a921a4d7d⋯.png (901.91 KB, 831x1005, 277:335, 4aad47a921a4d7d3a435fa4760….png)

>>70630

The overwhelmed boobs of Aggy's yesterday stream


 No.70672

>>70584

That was not a stretch, my nigger.

That was, positively, an attack of the 'tism.


 No.70679

>>70630

a fine example of a mongoloid




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 No.69368[Reply]

Incredible! Watch as Angie rubs her eleven-inch Niburu fingers around the mic and slurps your brains out!

Classy!

Intelligent!

No Patreon!

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 No.70483

>>70463

Cute as hell. Similar facial structure. Are any of her movies/tv any good?


 No.70489

>>70463

I have no idea fam. I just know her cause she became somewhat of a meme because someone posted her face and a text saying "If Selena Gomez and Kendall Jenner could become one person she would be it".


 No.70490

>>70483

Forgot to say i'm the same anon that posted her pic.


 No.70592

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It ain't no shark bite. Ain't no shark bait. Hoo hoo hah.

Will we see the wolfman?


 No.70677

>>70592

I want to slap those goddamned glasses right off her face.




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 No.30062[Reply]

>tfw you couldn't save her

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 No.70550

>>70476

But why? Don't you have better shit to do?


 No.70554

>>70550

Right. Do any of these bitches have jobs?


 No.70562

File: 39775ef88c021b3⋯.webm (8.15 MB, 426x240, 71:40, slim truth.webm)


 No.70668

I like her artsy nudes. Very raw. Very exposed. Very New York. Censoring them completely ruins the fucking attempt at art, though. She's very photogenic, but needs to work with decent photographers with actual vision.


 No.70671

>>70554

They think YouTube is a job.

I just wonder what goes through the minds of these people. Don't they know how to think long term?




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 No.66951[Reply]

Let's take a break from 3DPD waifufagging and cyberstalking to appreciate the best form of ASMR: unintentional ASMR

Hard mode: no stuff from unintentional ASMR channels

have some /lit/ ASMR

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 No.67166

>>67068

>portuguese navy ration

>half the shit is in spanish

Volta Salazar


 No.67677

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceHNdq7Y7oI

>tfw you will never live the plastic chair life


 No.70669

File: 733e200d247fd21⋯.jpg (69.53 KB, 304x478, 152:239, Votar-com-Salazar_thumb1.jpg)

>>67166

Men like him are born once in a thousand years. Deus, Pátria, Família


 No.70670

File: 8203fb7716bf8e8⋯.png (2.43 MB, 914x918, 457:459, 1489012291875.png)

>>67166

>>70669

Deixámos que os filhos da puta dos comunistas o levassem. Que descanse em paz.


 No.70701

me llamo taco




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 No.69270[Reply]

He won't even make you feel insecure in your masculinity. His channel is just like hanging out with one of your buddies if you had any.

100% CERTIFIED NOT A CAMWHORE

Show some respect. Men have to bring an A game to make it in the gynocentric ASMR. No coasting qts for men. As usual, men have to work.

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 No.70026

File: b368584e718e564⋯.png (598.12 KB, 960x640, 3:2, tillerson.png)


 No.70474

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>>69957

This is why I didn't vote for anyone in 2016. Once you realize the same financial interests back both major parties, you realize what a dog and pony show it all is.

Oh, and fresh ER.


 No.70596

File: 9bee64de120ef51⋯.png (202.97 KB, 428x320, 107:80, 054c2b56eec62ecdabb0a733bd….png)

Jesus he's more of a cuck than I thought. He is a self-hating white man that believes niggers are being oppressed by the evil capitalistic white men. Fucking retard.


 No.70620

>>70596

Step 1. unsubscribe from all ASMRtists with this belief

Step 2. notice how you don't have any ASMR channels to watch anymore.


 No.70656

have you seen all his commie vids? dude is reddit as fuck




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